back to article Odd homage to '2001: A Space Odyssey' sees 'Blue Danube' waltz beamed at Voyager 1

What did you do on Saturday? We ask because the Vienna Symphony Orchestra spent some of it playing a waltz that the European Space Agency (ESA) transmitted in the general direction of the Voyager 1 probe. The aim of this project, named “Waltz Into Space”, was to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the ESA’s founding and the …

  1. UCAP Silver badge
    Coat

    Let us just hope that the Blue Danube is not translated by distant aliens as a declaration of war. Unless their entire war fleet is small enough to get swallowed by a dog.

    Mines the one with the dog-eared copy of "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" in it.

    1. xyz Silver badge

      I had a similar thought... Imagine receiving that on Trumpistar 9. His High Wonkness of Orange would have a crisis.

    2. Dinanziame Silver badge
      Angel

      I think Also Sprach Zarathustra had a better claim, but The Blue Danube feels like a more peaceful statement in case it ever gets intercepted

      1. RegGuy1
        Megaphone

        Ah! But has anyone heard the rest of that tone poem? It has a wonderful fugal section a little later, but no one seems to be able to get past the opening few bars, which is a shame.

        Here's a performance with all the dots (it's always good to see the dots, even when the orchestra is so large). :-)

      2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Also Sprach Zarathustra

        That was my thought. Also by Strauss, just a different one.

      3. Gene Cash Silver badge

        Does anyone remember how Also Sprach Zarathustra was used in every. single. damn. TV commercial after 2001 came out? Even salad dressing commercials. (Since it wasn't copyrighted)

        It was SO annoying after about the 20th iteration of the 50th commercial to use it.

        "We get it, guys... you're trying to ride the coattails of 2001... we GET IT"

        (Edit: Yeah 57 years later and I'm still grumpy. I hate commercials and ads. Thank god for the internet giving us the tools to fight back)

    3. Dizzy Dwarf

      "I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle"

      1. mtp

        Could be worse

        At least is is not thursday

    4. Paul Hovnanian Silver badge
      Alien

      Distant aliens

      It's a waltz. Those aliens will thing that Earthlings have three legs.

    5. MatthewSt Silver badge
      Pint

      I can't upvote you because you already have 42, so have a beer instead

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
        Coat

        Damn! I didn't notice. Sorry for spoiling it.

        Yeah, yeah, I've got my coat, no need to push!!!

  2. Pascal Monett Silver badge
    Alien

    "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

    We aren't. The Hubble Deep Field experiment demonstrated without a shred of doubt that there is not a single point in our sky, to whatever point precision you wish to define, that does not have dozens or hundreds of galaxies in the distance.

    So there are galaxies everywhere, and water everywhere as well. There is life out there, I have no doubt about that. The only real question is : how far away is it ?

    I applaud this poetic effort. It was a nice gesture. Now explain to me how an intelligent civilization with a technical level equal to ours is going to be able to detect that signal from 20 light-years away and get anything meaningful out of it. Then, as an exercise, calculate the intensity of the signal 2000 LY away, then 20,000 LY away.

    At what point does it become meaningless noise ?

    I'm guessing that Alpha Centauri will already have trouble detecting the signal, not to mention deriving the music from it.

    1. Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

      And then maybe the small furry creatures on alpha Centauri prefer Pink Floyd anyway

      I'll get me coat. The one with the cassette tapes of the HHGTTG radio plays in the pocket

      1. Captain Hogwash Silver badge

        Re: Alpha Centauri

        More likely Tangerine Dream than Pink Floyd.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFhSjlLQ6Jg

        1. KayJ

          Re: Alpha Centauri

          They're definitely popular in Epsilon Eridani.

        2. mtp

          Re: Alpha Centauri

          They might prefer a bit of Eagles

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZdZKolMIl0

    2. alain williams Silver badge

      Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

      The only real question is : how far away is it ?

      The other is: is it able to appreciate music ?

      Most life will be simple, aka bacterial. On what proportion of life hosting planets will life have evolved to be intelligent enough to receive the Waltz Into Space signal ?

      1. HMcG

        Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

        > Most life will be simple, aka bacterial

        Well, so far, out of all the planets we have discovered simple bacterial life on, at least one intelligent species has evolved.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

          To be fair, out of all the planets we have discovered microbial life on, 100% have intelligent life.

        2. Anonymous Coward Silver badge
          Holmes

          Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

          "Intelligent" by who's definition?

          I mean we have had some great thinkers over the years - Plato, Newton, Darwin, Einstein, etc. But we also have Trump and now Nawrocki elected into positions of power, so the balance is tipping away from the "intelligent" label.

          1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

            "Sentient" might be a tad less challenging to achieve.

            1. Alumoi Silver badge
              Joke

              Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

              I take it you don't walk outside too often.

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          at least one intelligent species has evolved

          Which one is that?

        4. Alumoi Silver badge

          Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

          Are you talking about the dolphins?

        5. Anonymous Custard Silver badge
          Alien

          Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

          "And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cos there's bugger all down here on Earth."

          With a nod to Monty Python

        6. anonymous boring coward Silver badge

          Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

          Dang, I must have missed this news!

    3. Annihilator Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

      "At what point does it become meaningless noise ?"

      At which distance it'll also have redshifted enough to lower it half a semi-tone and sound awful.

      I'm aware that's not how redshifting and radio works :-D

    4. DJO Silver badge

      Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

      At what point does it become meaningless noise ?

      With our level of technology probably around 20ly. Even with alien mega super tech, considering the strength of the transmitter, there will be no signal that can be meaningfully extracted from the background radiation long before 100ly.

      The bigger problem is sweep. Ignore the movement of the planet around the sun and the intrinsic movement of the whole solar system and just consider the rotation of the Earth. A radio signal beamed out will behave like a lighthouse beam so at 20ly the signal will sweep over 20ly * 2π every 24 hours. A receiver at 20ly would be lucky to see a single bit of the signal.

      It's actually worse than that, the dishes would be tracking Voyager so at huge distances the beam will be sweeping even faster.

      1. Decay

        Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

        I always wondered what happens where the sweep speed exceeds the speed of light? Presume a lighthouse in space, rotating at say 4 rpm, at some point in the distance the theoretical sweep of light is sweeping past you faster than the speed of light. What do you see? Nothing? The odd photon? Just a flash of light? (likely) Now assume some scatter like the atmospheric effect we see with a lighthouse in the real world where you can see the beam before if impinges on you and for the sake of this mind exercise, assume the beam is still powerful enough to detect at this distance (or speed the rotation up to reduce the distance required) now what do you see?

    5. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

      "We aren't."

      Considered as an abstract proposition the steps needed to get from a pile of simple organic molecules to self-sustaining life seem so difficult to achieve you'd have to consider it unlikely to have ever happened. It's the ultimate chicken and egg problem.

      Only the fact that we're here proves it did happen once. That doesn't improve the chances of it having happened elsewhere at any time.

      1. alain williams Silver badge

        Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

        Only the fact that we're here proves it did happen once. That doesn't improve the chances of it having happened elsewhere at any time.

        That life began when Earth was only a few hundred million years old suggests that it was not a complete fluke, a one off -- if the conditions are right. That does increase the likelihood of it having started elsewhere.

        Earth's setup and solar system configuration (geology, in the habitable zone, large moon, a Jupiter, ...) might not be common but given the bazillion other solar systems means that there will be others like our planet.

      2. DJO Silver badge

        Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

        In geological time the emergence of life happened as soon as the planet was cool and wet enough for life to exist. Obviously it was only the very simplest life: algae, PE teachers and similar pond scum.

        Then not much happened for about 3 billion years until some cells formed a cooperative, spent a few million years getting up to speed and bingo, the Cambrian explosion, all evolutionary hell breaks forth leading to now.

        It is only a sample of one but the rapid emergence of life and the long delay to multicellular life suggests that simple life will be common but complex life exceedingly rare.

      3. Pete Sdev
        Alien

        Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

        Thats the logic of: I've only seen a black sheep once, therefore there is only one black sheep in the world.

        While life occurring is difficult and unlikely, given the number of solar systems in the universe - billions and billions as some bloke said - it is likely there is life some where else than on our 3rd rock from the sun.

        There's millions to 1 chance of me winning the lottery, but if I buy 10 million tickets I'm in with a good chance.

        1. tonique
          Boffin

          Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

          Fun fact: If the proability of winning the lottery were, say, 1/15,000,000 and if you bought 15,000,000 _random_ tickets, the chances of _not_ winning the jackpot would be very close to 1/e, or about 0.37.

      4. David Hicklin Silver badge

        Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

        Life seems to need just the right conditions, right distance from a stable star and probably a large moon to stabilise the planets tilt. Don't forget a strong magnetic field or the atmosphere is stripped away.

        And lots of time.

        Biggest problem for us finding others as stated above is the speed of light and the point at which a signal is lost to noise plus "they" would need to be pointing at us and listening on the same frequency

    6. Brave Coward Bronze badge

      Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

      The truth is : we are not alone. They are.

    7. HorseflySteve Bronze badge

      Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

      "At what point does it become meaningless noise ?"

      At the point where it's received by lifeforms whose atmospheric conditions and/or evolution means they use a completely different frequency range|chromatic scale|don't use audio communication at all.

      Consider, how does "The Blue Danube" sound to a dolphin?

      And, according the Spike Jones And His City Slickers, the Danube isn't blue, it's green. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQql1k5v_A0&t=41

      1. David Hicklin Silver badge

        Re: "it is likely We Are Not Alone"

        "At the point where it's received by lifeforms whose atmospheric conditions and/or evolution means they use a completely different frequency range|chromatic scale|don't use audio communication at all."

        If you look at our own history we have in a short geological time gone from long wave radio that bent around the planet to higher frequencies that escape with reasonable power levels right through to more power efficient digital communications that probably won't be detectable from our nearest star

        so it is estimated that there is a short period of time to detect another civilisation before if either become undetectable of destroys itself in war.

  3. Homo.Sapien.Floridanus

    what the experts are saying

    "I received your message and am turning around...I hope you have whales..."

    V' Ger

    "Flight of the Valkyres would not have gone over well if intercepted by those war-mongering Cylons."

    ESA Exobiology

  4. IanRS

    But think of the cost!

    Just because you can does not mean you should, but sometimes, just because it is pointless does mean you still should.

    This is the kind of (pretty much pointless) effort that has everybody wanting to join in, from the musicians to the inter-site comms team to the radio dish engineers. Except for the accountants.

    1. Anonymous Coward Silver badge
      Terminator

      Re: But think of the cost!

      Anything to piss off the accountants

    2. Filippo Silver badge

      Re: But think of the cost!

      The accountants still have to learn that "value is extremely hard to quantify" does NOT equal "value is zero".

      Inspiring people has value. Hard value, even. Cash value. GDP value. It's just nearly impossible to put a number to it, but that number exists and is greater than zero, often greater than the easily-quantified number you spent to get it, sometimes a lot greater.

      Yes, things that don't fit on a spreadsheet make the job harder. Well, tough. Time to earn your pay.

      Make choices, of course, but you can't afford to ignore that profit outright, just because it doesn't fit on a spreadsheet. And I mean that "can't afford" in the most literal economic sense. Those who grab it will definitely put those who don't out of business. You see it happening all the time as uninspired companies grow creaky and eventually collapse. No reason to believe it can't happen to nations.

      1. IanRS

        Re: But think of the cost!

        We seem to have an accountant with us today. See Navarac's comment below. Some people never find any joy in life.

    3. The_H

      Re: But think of the cost!

      Anyone else at Bluedot 2019 where they were bouncing audio and messages off the moon (to celebrate 50 years of the moon landing) - transmitted from the Netherlands and picked up on the Lovell Telescope? Completely pointless and absolutely enthralling.

  5. Anonymous Custard Silver badge
    Boffin

    Right on Commander!

    Who knew that Voyager had a docking computer...

    1. that one in the corner Silver badge

      Re: Right on Commander!

      I hope it did manage to buy the docking computer - without it, my Cobra had about a 2% chance of making it into the station!

      1. KayJ

        Re: Right on Commander!

        An' ye tell that to a CMDR today at Shinra 'n they won't believe ya!

  6. Alister

    One thing is clear: The Blue Danube Waltz will finally travel to its rightful home among the stars

    I had thought that it had already been included on the Voyager Golden Record, but apparently not.

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    2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
      Boffin

      Re: One thing is clear: The Blue Danube Waltz will finally travel to its rightful home...

      But it will get there far, far sooner. Voyager is tootling along at less than a snails pace compared to the speed of radio waves :-)

      I mean, it's only about 24 hours away and took decades to get there. Blue Danube did that in a day and no signs of slowing down yet :-)

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Even 2001 is light years away now

    I vividly recall as a youngster in 1968 being taken to a screening of 2001 on a big screen in a nearby city.

    My first time to see a big screen and the space station sequence was my first time to see coloured images of the Earth from space.(TV was B&W.)

    At the time the special effects were extraordinary. The music (and long absences a of background music) were matched to the eerily both ordinary and otherworldly nature of the story.

    Just this weekend at a concert, I realised how fortunate Spielberg was in having both the effects technology and composer John Williams to be able to create a credible "space opera" with an interplanetary stage and human sized characters.

    2001 was 56 years ago and a significant proportion of the population now would not have a clue what Pan Am (d.1991) logo on the docking "shuttle" was.

    Again the futuristic (three decades ahead from 1968) fashions seemed peculiarly retro even well before 2000. Possibly relevant that the designer Hardy Amies was also English.

    I have the sense that the casts of UFO and Space 1999 could have mingled indistinguishably with that of 2001; That said, the outfits of Pan Am flight attendant (then hostess) and space station receptionist are still rather fetching. ;)

    1. TRT Silver badge

      Re: Even 2001 is light years away now

      "I have the sense that the casts of UFO and Space 1999 could have mingled indistinguishably with that of 2001; That said, the outfits of Pan Am flight attendant (then hostess) and space station receptionist are still rather fetching. ;)"

      They did!

    2. Antron Argaiv Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      Re: Even 2001 is light years away now

      I was astounded as a teen to see 2001 on the big screen. Though I knew it was all models and special effects, I was transfixed through the entire movie. It is still one of my favourites. Possibly the final appearance of the old (detailed) Bell System logo before the change to the simplified one in 1969. And, as we all know, the Picturephone never made it. The next generation will be asking "what's a telephone?"

      Later in life, we were designing some instrument or other, and the firmware guy and myself decided to add HAL's famous quote to the diagnostic routine. If you entered an illegal command while in diagnostic mode, the system replied (in HAL's voice, of course), "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." I wonder how many other systems have something similar?

      1. BenDwire Silver badge

        Re: Even 2001 is light years away now

        In a similar vein, I included the words to "Daisy Daisy" within the comments to a last-gasp watchdog reset routine. Many years later I was approached by the guy who took over my engineering department after I'd quit, and he thanked me for the belly laugh that gave him during a code review.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Even 2001 is light years away now

      Err, Kubrick, rather than Spielberg. Not that it affects the sentiments, of course.

  8. TRT Silver badge

    The docking bay is very... Imperial in its appearance, don't you think?

    Oh, and anyone who is a fan of this aesthetic... check out Space Station 76.

    1. Chris Evans

      Disappointed!

      I was disappointed that the film didn't show the final stages of docking. I was looking forward to comparing it with my abysmal record of docking in Elite!

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    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      On the other hand...

      ...the time, effort and money spent on humanity's inflecting problems on itself.could be better spent on the Vienna Phil and other orchestras.

      Ah, well, it's nearly time for the mid-summer concert - one occasion, along with the New Year concert, for Eurovision to redeem itself.

    2. Just A Quick Comment

      Re: Waste

      Simply... In the general scheme of things the complete cost of the transmission was negligible.

      Also, we're humans, we actually do fun and inspiring things from time to time. It's how we cope with the darker/nastier/boring sides to life.

    3. Anonymous Coward Silver badge
      Alien

      Re: Waste

      If more people did the "niff-naff and trivia", they wouldn't have time to inflict the problems on the rest of humanity.

    4. IGotOut Silver badge

      Re: Waste

      "Sorry to be a spoilsport"

      If you were truly sorry, you wouldn't be one.

  10. Joe Gurman

    Nice tune

    But frankly, Blind Willy Johnson's "Dark Was the Night, Cold Was the Ground" was really probably a better choice for inclusion on the Voyager "Golden Record" after all.

    Though I have to admit, I've never understood the assumption that an alien civilization could figure out what the record was for, or how to get information from it.

    1. munnoch Silver badge

      Re: Nice tune

      What would we send now? A CD? A flash drive?? A QR code with a link to The Cloud???

      1. Winkypop Silver badge
        Devil

        Re: Nice tune

        Yeah.

        The Oort Cloud.

      2. kmorwath

        Re: Nice tune

        A Spotify playlist. And an Apple frozen lawyer to ensure aliens pay their 30% Apple tax.

  11. Sandtitz Silver badge
    Go

    Thoughts

    "ESA beamed that performance into space using the 35-meter dish at the Cebreros station"

    Also known as the AE-35 unit, I presume?

    Danube and Zarahrustra both are the best known pieces associated with 2001, but it's the Khachaturian's Adagio piece that really represents the Voyagers' travel through the endless void.

  12. munnoch Silver badge

    You've all seen a Quiet Place?

    Just sayin' this is like an intergalactic version of that...

  13. IGotOut Silver badge

    Can't wait....

    To hear Yonika's "Clique" as the response (Very NSFW, but often very appropriate).

  14. spold Silver badge

    A response has been received....

    "Turn that f'***ing din off!!! Most of my circuits are trying to sleep!!"

  15. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Alien

    “Make aliens dance”

    When they come across TV transmissions of "Top Of The Pops" featuring "Legs & Co", they'll come looking

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: “Make aliens dance”

      I hear Kenny Everett has already been banned out there.

      1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

        Re: “Make aliens dance”

        You mean Captain Kremmen and Carla?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: “Make aliens dance”

          I was thinking more ‘Hot Gossip’.

          (Oh Lordy)

  16. Frank Bitterlich

    Music is universal... not

    Given the differences even between what my neighbour and I consider to be "music", it is more likely that this is seen as a threat, a declaration of war, a capitulation or a guacamole recipe, than a culturally significant musical movie reference. Or maybe to them, it's just muzak. If we're lucky, we'll never find out.

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