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China’s National Space Agency today launched the nation’s first asteroid sample mission. The Tianwen 2 probe rode a Long March 3B rocket into orbit at 1:31 on Thursday morning. Its first destination is Asteroid 2016HO3, aka 469219 Kamoʻoalewa, which orbits the Sun but, when seen from Earth appears to orbit our home planet, …

  1. that one in the corner Silver badge

    A diameter of just 40 to 100 meters*

    Will start counting the days until Trump announces that Musk will send Starship up to collect the entire thing[1] and bring it back to to get one over on China.

    [1] yes, I know, even at best this is out by a factor of around 25 to 30 (depending upon how well it is packed) to fit into the payload bay, but perhaps just give it a shove in our direction?

    * insert obligatory "gas or electric?" here.

    PS

    In all seriousness, good to see more science missions, even if there are sneaking suspicions this may(!) have some political motivations.

    1. Paul Herber Silver badge

      Re: A diameter of just 40 to 100 meters*

      " * insert obligatory "gas or electric?" here. "

      You need to know the diameter and altitude to work out your parking orbit.

      1. Andy Non Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: A diameter of just 40 to 100 meters*

        "your parking orbit"

        And take some change to pay for said parking. You don't want to get a ticket, the fine might be astronomical.

        1. MyffyW Silver badge

          Re: A diameter of just 40 to 100 meters*

          "We will be prepared to offer a 50% discount if paid within the first 14 Astronomical Units"*

          (*yes I know that is a measure of distance not time, but I'm invoking the Lucas-cantina-license)

        2. ravenviz Silver badge
          Joke

          Re: A diameter of just 40 to 100 meters*

          Blue Origin Badge holders park for free.

  2. Paul Herber Silver badge

    China definitely needs to plant a flag there.

  3. Tron Silver badge

    I think we could beat them to Mars and bag some rocks.

    Bring back 'Scrapheap Challenge' for a Mars shot. Proper job!

    1. Paul Herber Silver badge
      Pint

      Re: I think we could beat them to Mars and bag some rocks.

      Proper job

      Mmmm, good beer.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Elon

    Maybe Elon could go live there? I'd chip in!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Elon

      Musk doesn't trust his own rockets despite others using them to go to the ISS & back. Tells you a lot.

      1. 'bluey

        Re: Elon

        It really does say a lot! I wonder if he uses FSD on his Tesla? :D

  5. Eclectic Man Silver badge
    Boffin

    Question

    What effects does the Earth's gravity have on the asteroid's orbit of the sun? Would it follow a similar orbit in the absence of the Earth?

    1. Claptrap314 Silver badge

      Re: Question

      lgddgtfy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/469219_Kamo%CA%BBoalewa#Quasi-satellite_of_Earth

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    China is going to blow past the U.S. in every regard by pandering to private sector protectionism and murdering public sector advancement.

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