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Chinse scientists have found a previously unknown species of microbe on the nation’s Tiangong space station, and it may have evolved characteristics that help it to survive in space. As explained in a paper published in the International Journal of Systematic and Evolutionary Microbiology, astronauts aboard China’s Tiangong …

  1. Francis Boyle

    So it likes a nice jelly but

    I doubt it can cope with Vegemite.

    1. MyffyW Silver badge

      Re: So it likes a nice jelly but

      Life will ... find a way

  2. Paul Crawford Silver badge

    Prof. Quatermass has another view point...

  3. jokerscrowbar

    To boldly go…

    …And catch mutant space sepsis.

    It’s a bug not a feature! Now wash your hands.

  4. PCScreenOnly

    Tardigrades

    "no big deal"

  5. Brewster's Angle Grinder Silver badge

    Terraspermia

    This is why we sterilise space probes before sending them to other planets.

    1. Gene Cash Silver badge

      Re: Terraspermia

      Yeahhh, about that...

      "Scientists [..] have discovered 26 previously unknown bacterial species in the clean rooms that were used to prep NASA's Phoenix Mars lander for its August 2007 launch."

      https://www.space.com/space-exploration/search-for-life/not-so-clean-rooms-scientists-discover-26-new-microbe-species-in-nasa-spacecraft-facility

      1. Brewster's Angle Grinder Silver badge

        Re: Terraspermia

        It doesn't entirely surprise me, given microbes can live inside nuclear reactors.

  6. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    "eats gelatin, not astronauts"

    So what's it been feeding on up there? Gelatin is boiled-up collagen so I'd guess skin flakes and/or stray hairs. That's probably how it got there in the first place.

    1. Spoobistle
      Coffee/keyboard

      Skin and stray hairs are mostly keratin.

      Gelatin is degraded collagen as you say but that is derived from connective tissue (the gristly bits you spit out if you find them in pies), boiled down because it's otherwise inedible.

      Gelatin is mostly found in wibbly wobbly, gummy food products. I reckon the cosmonauts have been living off trifle and gummy bears and not washing up.

      Icon for the underneath of the blinkenlights panels...

      1. Paul Herber Silver badge

        'wibbly wobbly, gummy food products'

        Now you know why many American food products are banned in some countries!

        1. Andrew Scott Bronze badge

          don't know, sounds like haggis.

  7. the spectacularly refined chap Silver badge
    Joke

    May be easier than a lab in Wuhan...

    ...the next time they want to microchip everyone.

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Alert

      Re: May be easier than a lab in Wuhan...

      Coronavirus: Bill Gates ‘microchip’ conspiracy theory and other vaccine claims fact-checked

      "It claims that the coronavirus pandemic is a cover for a plan to implant trackable microchips and that the Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates is behind it."

      https://www.bbc.com/news/52847648

      1. 'bluey

        Re: May be easier than a lab in Wuhan...

        The thought of the BBC "fact checking" is hilarious

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  8. Pete 2 Silver badge

    The chances of anything coming from Earth

    There are thought to be some billions of different microbe species. Of which a few thousand have been discovered, classified and named.

    Rather than evolving in space, the laws of probability say its millions of times more likely to have just hitched a ride. I fully expect that if the chinese look hard enough, they find find many more. As would anyone who cares to inspect the ISS.

  9. Excused Boots Silver badge

    Well at least they didn't call it The Andromeda Strain

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