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Australia's first homegrown rocket launch has been delayed after the vehicle's fairing unexpectedly deployed on the launchpad. The maiden launch of the Queensland-based Gilmour Space's Eris-1 rocket had already been scrubbed once last week, owing to "an issue in the ground support system," but it was all systems go for another …

  1. Excused Boots Silver badge

    Well OK as we all know rocket engineering (not science) is hard. So better it happened now rather than at T+3 seconds, which would not have ended well!

    Lessons will be learnt, yes I know it's become a cliche for backside covering but I do think that in the aerospace industry it is literally true.*

    * Boeing notwithstanding!

    1. david 12 Silver badge

      Rocket science was cutting edge science working with explosive / poisonous explosive chemicals. The art of engineering was hard too, but the rocket science earned it's reputation.

  2. herman Silver badge

    Well, I suppose that prematurely popping its load, may be a very Aussie thing to happen…

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "Well, I suppose that prematurely popping its load, may be a very Aussie thing to happen…"

      I think you should ask the sexually promiscuous Aussie TikToker Annie Knight, who seems to be following in the wake of both Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips in terms of their rapid increase in body counts.

  3. Andy Mac

    “Well the front, I mean top, fell off”

    1. Boris the Cockroach Silver badge

      Well we were sending it outside the enviroment.

    2. Tim99 Silver badge
      Happy

      Link...

      That's one of my favourite Clarke and Dawe sketches - The Front Fell Off, YouTube.

  4. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

    Eris?

    What do you expect if you name your rocket after the Greek Goddess of chaos and disorder?

    1. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
      Angel

      Re: Eris?

      Was the rocket shaped like a golden apple?

      1. kmorwath

        Re: Eris?

        No, if a piece popped out like in this case, they would have been sued into oblivion by Apple.

      2. Hurn

        Re: Eris?

        With a note saying, "For the prettiest one" ?

  5. MachDiamond Silver badge

    Lessons learned

    The Redstone incident is a good example of needing a Devil's Advocate department. Not only is a flight termination (explosive) system a good thing, so it something less explodey. Having a way to let the Lox boil off would only leave alcohol, which isn't a huge problem if it isn't leaking all over the place and sat in a depressurized tank.

    1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
      Pint

      Re: Lessons learned

      "Having a way to let the Lox boil off would only leave alcohol, which isn't a huge problem"

      Icon - Especially for Australian's.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Vegemite

    Because yeast rises.

    Clever.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Vegemite

      Today's Vegemite is mostly found scattered around Murchison, Victoria.

      This jar was being sent to M31 to catalyse it's primordial creation during the first milliseconds of the next big bang.

  7. Neil Barnes Silver badge
    Pint

    That typically happens much higher up than the launchpad.

    Mr Speed wins the best understatement of the year award.

    He is duly awarded a jar of Marmite: original and best. Accept no antipodean substitutes.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: That typically happens much higher up than the launchpad.

      Marmite: original and best. Accept no antipodean substitutes

      Absolutely. Vegemite on a rocket is nothing short of an intercontinental biological weapon...

    2. Spherical Cow

      Re: That typically happens much higher up than the launchpad.

      Vegemite is perfection.

      ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES

      1. werdsmith Silver badge

        Re: That typically happens much higher up than the launchpad.

        Vegemite is like Marmite for under 12s.

  8. Pope Popely

    Isn't anybody surprised?

    A high-ranking Officer of the manufacturer himself risked something to protect actual assets, ehm, people?

    1. kmorwath

      Re: Isn't anybody surprised?

      And with actual knowledge about how to do it. It could only happen in the 1960.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Firing yeast in space

    So, we've finally discovered how life is spreading across the universe.

    Our microbial ancestors came here in an alien Vegemite jar.

  10. Nerf Herder

    Crikey!

    A dingo stole my fairing!

  11. Jan 0

    Gold Coast?

    >a new fairing had to be shipped from the company's Gold Coast factory.

    Is the Gold Coast now a hi-tech hub? It's a long way away from the launch site!

  12. Stevie Silver badge

    Bah!

    Bladdy 'ell, the front's only gone and fallen off!

  13. Joe Gurman

    Hope that MD VP….

    ….got a bonus.

  14. fishman

    War?

    Would space aliens take launching Vegemite into orbit a declaration of war?

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