back to article NSF director memo to staff: Don't worry about those job cuts, at least for now

Employees at Uncle Sam's National Science Foundation (NSF) are relieved that the Trump administration's plan to downsize the federal government collided with the US court system on Friday – but they're worried that the relief is only temporary. A source at the foundation told The Register staff are confused, scared, depressed …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Ideologically driven Horseshit

    It’s all just a pile of Ideologically driven wrecking horseshit with no savings to be found and many future lives affected by a return to the dark ages.

    Alchemy anyone ? I’m sure Loony Laura Loomer will be vetting the science proposals.

    1. HuBo Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: Ideologically driven Horseshit

      Nobody expects the Orange Inquisition!

      Our chief weapon is surprise ... surprise and fear ... fear, and surprise, and ruthless DOGE brownshirt wanker efficiency ... and ring-of-honor professional wrestling ethics ... and continuous asscrack caliper comptrols ... and torture of disloyal boffin heretics burned at the stake of federal defunding ... and neither personal nor cybersecurity hygiene ... and serious cosplay hair extensions ... and chihuhuas ... and ...

      Well, let's just say it's a multipronged approach, very much like the Spinach Inquisition, but with way less moral fiber!

  2. Grindslow_knoll

    While it brings some relief to the staff involved, I can imagine the consequences in turnover and dropped efficiency will still hit NSF, and with it, all academic institutions.

    It takes a huge amount of time and expertise to write a grant, which then funds students and researchers, and all of that requires long timelines of planning with low tolerance of unnecessary uncertainty.

    Most grants get rejected, because of limited resources, and a ranking (one hopes) on merit, feasibility, and benefit to society, and that's ok, because it's a competitive public resource.

    But if that rejection is because the staff is terrified, has left, or is burnt out due to overload and morale, then DT has achieved his aim of crippling academia in the US, irrespective of a court order.

    The 'greed above all' motive ends up hurting itself, long term, because universities train STEM graduates, which are then hired by industry without those companies paying for the training.

    Yes, companies do research, but with completely different (closed) objectives, with few exceptions research does not escape research labs, nor is it decoupled from obvious gamification to boost next quarter gains.

    The more capacity for public research you kill, the more you push universities in becoming diploma factories, and the more the value of that diploma degrades.

    Amazing really, how much foundational damage you can do with one idiotic executive order.

  3. EricB123 Silver badge

    As confusing as the tax code.

    Is this some kind of AI memo generator?

  4. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    "we have no funds to make awards"

    I'm sorry, is your only job making awards ?

    Because, in that case, I honestly fail to see what use you have.

    1. MrAptronym

      Re: "we have no funds to make awards"

      "Make awards" means to pay research grants. So yes, a very large part of the NSF's purpose is to determine what research proposals or individuals should get government funds and then to fund it. It is extremely important.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Imagine having no knowledge of what the NSF does or how it works - and then feeling that the world needs to read your hot take on an article about it.

    Amazing! @Pascal Monett has a great future working for DOGE

    1. ecofeco Silver badge

      Give Pascal credit for knowing the first rule of Dunning-Kruger Club.

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