back to article After more than half a century, the voyage of Kosmos 482 is over

The odyssey of the Soviet Union's failed attempt to reach Venus came to an end over the weekend with the probe either disintegrating during reentry or what remained of it splashing harmlessly into the ocean. Venera-8 Descent Module A Venera-8 descent module (source: NASA archive) The spacecraft, dubbed Kosmos 482, had …

  1. UCAP Silver badge

    RIP Kosmos 4782. Your long journey is finally over.

    1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

      Supposed to be going to Venus, ended up in the Indian Ocean. Did Ryanair do the launch?

      1. simonlb Silver badge
        Trollface

        At least it did make it to orbit, unlike a certain few Starships we could mention...

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Splashing harmlessly in the ocean

    Damn. Missed him.*

    What else do we have up there?

    * Insert your name of choice in here, so everybody can be happy.

    1. wolfetone Silver badge

      Re: Splashing harmlessly in the ocean

      Kosmos 482 isn't big enough to hit all the people I want it to hit in one go.

      1. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

        Re: Splashing harmlessly in the ocean

        Line them all up?

        1. stiine Silver badge
          Facepalm

          Re: Splashing harmlessly in the ocean

          Stack? them all up, perhaps. Or are you really into primary school dodge-ball.

    2. KayJ

      Re: Splashing harmlessly in the ocean

      TETSUO!

  3. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

    Reuse, Repair, Recycle ...

    ... somewhere in the Indian Ocean, a ship docks at an island.

    Shorehand: Cap'! What's with the funky-looking anchor?

    Captain: Found it.

  4. 42656e4d203239 Silver badge
    Coat

    Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

    OK so Indian Ocean/Pacfic Ocean? who cares

    Perhaps he is not dreamning any more - just wondering what the "thunk" was...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

      Hopefully it remembered to lay its eggs on their side before impact!

  5. that one in the corner Silver badge

    Alien overlords from the depths of the Indian Ocean

    Great.

    We've got BLUE HADES in the Atlantic, kaiju crawling out of the Pacific, shapeshifters buried under the ice in Antarctica, Borg under the ice in the Artic - and now Venusian outcasts in the Indian Ocean!

    I'm sticking to swimming at the local Lido. Hmm, strange looking wet footprints leading from the pool to the changing room, wonder what

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Alien overlords from the depths of the Indian Ocean

      Worry not ... prolly just RFK Jr. coming back from a bout of sewage skinny-dipping as his usual pre-blob mutant humanoid self.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Alien overlords from the depths of the Indian Ocean

      > Venusian outcasts in the Indian Ocean

      Who are thanking their lucky shooting stars that they missed the USA, Trump makes the Mekon look small-headed and caring of his population.

  6. goblinski Bronze badge

    This module is beautiful. Absolutely gorgeous. At least under this angle.

    It alternatively reminds me of:

    - The Devourers' space ship, from Liu Cixin's "The Devourer"

    - An upgraded AC compressor pulley for a BMW n54 that would NEVER break, screech, or go bad in any other way (the pulley, not the engine. I can dream, but I can't dream the impossible). Somehow it doesn't have ribs for the belt, but that's a detail.

    The above would be revealing of what my recent reads and little tasks have been lately.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      ... or even the rear wheel-hub motor of a TS Verge mechanical death machine that fell-off a Venusian bike on an interplanetary joyride ...

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    i wonder....

    How close it landed to the remains of MH 370?

  8. excelis

    Death Probe

    Just wait until the probe gets out of the water.........Six Million Dollar Man - Death Probe S04E13

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    no mention of radiation

    no mention of radiation or how it was powered any place. I suspect like many similar devices it was powered by magic that kinda fights life. If it had burned up it would have done what others have, and sprinkle that magic all over. That skin cancer from the sun, is more likely from fallout, over the last 70 years.

    1. doublelayer Silver badge

      Re: no mention of radiation

      Other Venera probes were powered by more conventional chemical batteries because Venusian surface conditions weren't great for the same kind of RTG power sources that we use on Mars. That doesn't prove that this one didn't try it, but it seems likely they'd do the same thing they did with previous probes on which the batteries were sufficient for their experiments.

      1. phuzz Silver badge

        Re: no mention of radiation

        The satellite-bus itself was solar powered, because solar works even better in Venus orbit. Although the bus itself burned up in the Earth's atmosphere decades ago.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: no mention of radiation

          Thank you both, I could not find that on the searches I did.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: no mention of radiation

          Great.

          You finally get down to Earth, only to find that the bus already left.

  10. Anonymous Anti-ANC South African Coward Silver badge
    Coat

    Kaiju No1 to be spotted soon.

    Humanity will have to build its first Jaeger.

    Ref : Pacific Rim (2013)

    Getting the hell out of Dodge =====>

  11. MonsieurTM

    Apparently the separation of the lander from the main bus was intentional [1]. As usual, management cost-savings lead to an inability to triage the cause properly...

    [1] https://russianspaceweb.com/venera72.html

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