back to article Amazon touts Vulcan – its first robot with a sense of 'touch'

Internet souk Amazon has unveiled a new robot for its warehouses and claims the machine uses a sense of "touch" to shift around 75 percent of the types of packages handled. The robot, dubbed Vulcan, consists of two gripping pincers with conveyor belts built in and a pointed probe that's used to push items around. Amazon says …

  1. 0laf Silver badge
    Terminator

    4hr maintenance a day. That's not much less than Amazon expects from it's human employees

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Plus, if these bots don't pee in bottles, then ... just exactly where do the pee huh????

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        People will still be employed to pee in bottles.

      2. Jimmy2Cows Silver badge
        Terminator

        "Sir! You appear to be leaking coolant at an alarming rate! Would you like me to apply some hot sealant...?"

  2. blu3b3rry

    I dunno

    I guess I was expecting something a bit fancier than a UR3 robot arm with a custom end effector. Not a bad choice though from my admittedly limited experience with them.

    Can't see it being long before the 4hr maintenance window gets ignored and they get run until they fail altogether, just like Amazon treats their human employees.

  3. Dan 55 Silver badge
    Terminator

    "Vulcan robot and its human handler at Amazon"

    After the singularity happens at Amazon's warehouse the AI will decide that it needs to look more human to fit in and be trusted by the humans around it and in one sudden movement while nobody is looking the human handler will finish with his head perched on the end of the robot arm like a horrific blood-soaked puppet.

  4. Excused Boots Silver badge

    "but claimed it wasn't there just to put humans out of a job. Instead, workers replaced by the machines will be encouraged to take up new roles”

    Like; right from now on you are cleaning out the toilets, sorry washing the bottles out....

  5. trevorde Silver badge

    Meh!

    Tesla's Optimus robot is a *lot* better than this

    1. A. Coatsworth Silver badge
      Terminator

      Re: Meh!

      Well, of course a guy in a robot suit will be better. It is an inverse Terminator!

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Meh!

      At present it appears to share a major feature with FSD: it barely works..

    3. DS999 Silver badge

      Re: Meh!

      Based on what? Musk's ridiculous lies about how it will be ready later this year? Are you really that infatuated with him you believe his bullshit despite 10 years of being lied to about autonomous driving?

      It hasn't even been demoed acting independently. One time it was a guy in a suit(!) in its only other appearance it was being remotely controlled by a person. Meanwhile in China you can buy robots that already do what Musk is promising Optimus will do later this year (but probably won't for a long time given his laughable track record) They are already equipping factories and warehouses with them in limited roles. By the time Musk has joined the party he'll be so far behind he'll never catch up.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Vulcan can find the right gripping strength

    You first.

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    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Vulcan can find the right gripping strength

      Indeed ... you wouldn't want to "accidentally slip and fall straight into that Vulcan hand, penis first" ... how awkward!

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