Makes sense...
...after all it wasn't like it was the "move faster" that caused the fuck up in the first place.
Oh hold on.
CrowdStrike – the Texas antivirus slinger famous for crashing millions of Windows machines last year – plans to cut five percent of its staff, or about 500 workers, in pursuit of "greater efficiencies," according to CEO and co-founder George Kurtz. In a letter to staff, included in a regulatory filing this week, the big cheese …
Fire the people with experience and replace them hith a hallucinating statistical anaysis machine.
I think that's what you call digging your own grave.
In any case, we'll see just how much this pseudo-AI is going to help you reach $10 billion in revenue.
If I were one of your remaining customers, you have just signed the definitive death knell of our relationship and I would be looking for another security supplier.
AI: Good morning. I successfully remediated the overnight ransomware outbreak with payment of the $5m ransom demand. I phished/impersonated a couple of the main people in the VIP group as per EntraID to facilitate the ransom payment (shh)
All systems have been recovered and we have been offered additional cybersecurity posture improvement advice and support from the threat actor as a goodwill gesture for our swift payment.
Enjoy the rest of your day.