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A now-former manager at Computacenter claims he was unfairly fired after alerting management that a colleague was repeatedly giving his girlfriend unauthorized access to Deutsche Bank's server rooms. Computacenter is a globe-spanning British IT services provider that, in the USA, operates computers systems for Deutsche Bank at …

  1. David 132 Silver badge
    Coat

    "What was the plan, showing her his big iron?"

    There's also a "now show me your impressive rack" joke there, but I'm far too much of a gentleman to make it.

    1. elDog

      Re: "What was the plan, showing her his big iron?"

      Perhaps the in-house security people were enjoying watching their interfaces via CCTV? Pay-per-view?

      1. Eclectic Man Silver badge
        FAIL

        Re: "What was the plan, showing her his big iron?"

        In all seriousness, if the DB security people were watching an unidentified stranger gaining physical access to their servers and took no action, their reaction is to be expected - major arse covering exercise.

        I remember telling clients that their security policies should require people to ensure that strangers were challenged by a trained security guard. DB security failed abysmally.

        I wonder if any data has been compromised or money 'gone astray'.

        (Let's face it, we all know who should be sacked.)

      2. Sampler

        Re: "What was the plan, showing her his big iron?"

        I remember working for ComputaCenter pimped out to a large UK building society (now bank) and to gain access to the server room you needed high level sign off, relinquish mobile devices at the gate and were tracked via CCTV constantly, my work sheet was for Hall B, I accidentally turned right at a junction for Hall A as my mind was elsewhere only to get a correction over the tanoy, that's how seriously they took it, and that was over two decades back, DB should be in the dock for this one.

        1. Missing Semicolon Silver badge
          Unhappy

          Re: "What was the plan, showing her his big iron?"

          "DB should be in the dock for this one." Which is why the guy was fired.

    2. Brad Ackerman

      Re: "What was the plan, showing her his big iron?"

      Her rack may or may not be impressive, but his big iron is certainly a microcomputer if he needs to compensate that much.

      1. TRT Silver badge

        Re: "What was the plan, showing her his big iron?"

        Well if you've got a 19"er, flaunt it, I say!

      2. Eclectic Man Silver badge

        Re: "What was the plan, showing her his big iron?"

        re: Her rack:

        One of the UK national papers today had a front page item: 'Do women prefer 'six pack abs' or hair?' with images of a toned bald man and a 'plump' but beautifully coiffed man.

        (My suspicion is they prefer a man who treats them with respect, but hey-ho, I am willing to learn.)

        1. goblinski Bronze badge

          Re: "What was the plan, showing her his big iron?"

          Yeah, that's what they prefer...

  2. eionmac
    Alert

    any security? ?

    Does this action not reek of a total lack of business security and ethics to the bank's own customers?

    How can any record of bank actions be 'secure' and 'true' if a person has had unauthorised access to bank's servers.

    1. IGotOut Silver badge

      Re: any security? ?

      Ethics? Banks?

      Nope lost me there.

      1. ecofeco Silver badge

        Re: any security? ?

        Same here.

        The who and the what?

      2. TRT Silver badge

        Re: any security? ?

        The last bank in ethics closed a few months ago. I have to go all the way to Suffolk now.

        1. mif

          Re: any security? ?

          Thuffolk, thurley...?

          1. TRT Silver badge

            Re: any security? ?

            Thufferin' thakatath. Thith feller might be right!

      3. Tim99 Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: any security? ?

        There might be the odd bricks and mortar Branch left in Braintree or Colchester...

    2. DoctorNine

      Re: any security? ?

      It is perhaps more of an indictment of our society as a whole, than a statement against Deutsche Bank, but my experience has always been that the most ethically challenged among us will generally gravitate toward places where large piles of cash accumulate. Poorly guarded piles, even more so. As such, this report seems somewhat par for the course. Jaded? Yes. I am.

  3. chivo243 Silver badge
    Facepalm

    No good deed goes unpunished!

    no wonder the suits were agitated. I'm curious about how she was even let in the premises? Let alone the secured server room?

    1. KarMann Silver badge
      Headmaster

      Re: No good deed goes unpunished!

      I don't think you can really call that server room 'secured' without mandatory scare quotes or some other qualifier.

  4. DS999 Silver badge

    It sounds like he's got a case

    But suing for $20 million is insanity. If I were on a jury the fact he thought he deserved that much would make me less likely to find in his favor at all.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: It sounds like he's got a case

      "But suing for $20 million is insanity. If I were on a jury the fact he thought he deserved that much would make me less likely to find in his favor at all."

      Here I was thinking USD 20 million was no where enough to firstly compensate the plaintiff for the utterly inexcusable egregious acts of his employers which in less felonocratic jurisdictions would attract serious criminal charges.

      If he were awarded USD 1 million in compensatory damages and USD 500 million in punitive damages there might be an incentive for the culpable parties to refrain from such behaviour in future.

      1. goblinski Bronze badge

        Re: It sounds like he's got a case

        It's not insanity at all. Not one bit. Not in the US.

        Once he gets embroiled in this, he basically has to retire or go independent - he's unemployable in that field. Everyone will praise him, pat him on the back and run far, far away. And even as an independent he can get snubbed. Even if he gets the whole sum - which he won't - lawyers will eat a good chunk of it.

        So in the best scenario - he'll end up pretty much unemployable - in the same field, city, area, region - with a lump sum. This lump sum has to cover for pretty much the rest of his life, with healthcare costs, out of pocket medical insurance (if available at all) and so on.

        Or, he can move somewhere else, which is a life altering event big time, involving personal and financial costs at many levels.

        They don't mention his age, but if he was doing say $150k/yr and he's thirty, with an expectation of 2% raise per year (it's usually more, but let's aim for that) and a retirement age of 67, you get this:

        n=67−30=37 years

        Salary at 67=150,000×(1.02)exponent37

        His expected yearly salaries will be

        | Year | Salary (\$) |

        | ---- | ----------- |

        | 1 | 150,000.00 |

        | ......

        | 10 | 179,263.89 |

        | ......

        | 37 | 305,983.10 |

        Total sum earned over 37 years: $8,105,138.18

        Note that should he actually work, he'll very likely be saving money towards health insurance, pension plans and whatnot. With a lump sum, those will add up.

        So asking 20 mil is nowhere near insanity in similar cases.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: It sounds like he's got a case

          This was exactly my thought - the guy is unemployable, unfairly or otherwise.

          I’ve seen all sorts of things over my career that I think could probably be whistle-worthy, (corruption mainly, jobs for mate’s companies etc without due diligence) that I wouldn’t dare flag, for precisely this reason. A) it would carry on, B) I’d find myself quietly out of work.

          Having said that, my other thought was “this doesn’t smell right… I wonder what the other characters in this play would have to say about it”

          1. goblinski Bronze badge

            Re: It sounds like he's got a case

            ...I wonder what the other characters in this play would have to say about it

            Very much ditto on that one.

            I'm not giving any credit to any bank (hey, the opposite is also often true :-P), but I wouldn't expect them to have incompetent lawyers. And if this case is as it's presented, it's as clear cut as it gets, and no corporate legal would have allowed it.

          2. M.V. Lipvig Silver badge

            Re: It sounds like he's got a case

            It is. I was nearly gutted at a company for simply calling a manager out on a scheduling problem, when he let his two ball game watching buddies off on a weekend shift which left me and two completely new people on duty. I wound up being transferred to a different part if the company, with my manager saying he managed to save my job IF I agreed to the transfer. Got me out of there and wound up being a decent gig for a short time.

            But, I learned right then to ignore trouble brewing at work. I din see nuffin was my motto going forward, and it's served me well in the corporate world ever since. Not reporting nefarious doings has cost the various companies I've worked for some fairly significant amounts of money, but fuckem as long as my job continued unaffected.

        2. DS999 Silver badge
          Facepalm

          If what you say is true

          Then the money ISN'T punitive damages it is compensatory. They are compensating for his reduction in future earning ability.

          Punitive damages are what they say, they have nothing to do with the actual economic harm the plaintiff suffered, it is money the defendant is forced to cough up over and above the damages required to compensate the plaintiff/victim to punish them - to deter future such acts by them and others like them.

          There's zero reason why the plaintiff should collect those punitive damages. Society (via the legal system) is punishing him. Why shouldn't society reap the benefits instead of one individual who is (assuming the compensatory damages are properly awarded) already being made whole for his injury?

          1. M.V. Lipvig Silver badge

            Re: If what you say is true

            That's a dangerous slope, letting the government (society's representative) keep punitive damages. That very quickly leads to finding for the plaintiff 1 dollar, punitive damages the entire value of the company. One need only look at how civil forfeiture evolved to see how it would work. The companies would never win, no matter how flimsy the case against them, but the punitive damages would be ruinous.

      2. DS999 Silver badge

        I have no problem with punitive damages

        By all means, if someone is egregiously violating the law I'm all for throwing the book at them and pumping up the punitive damages.

        But the injured party should only be compensated for their injuries. If I had my way punitive damages would be donated to a charity of the injured party's choosing, subject to a judge's approval (so you can't donate to your own fake charity like Trump did before his charity was closed down as the result of a lawsuit)

        You shouldn't be able to hit the jackpot just because a company or person with deep pockets does you wrong. Punish the responsible parties, don't enrich the injured parties beyond their actual losses.

        1. markr555

          Re: I have no problem with punitive damages

          Dafuq?!

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: I have no problem with punitive damages

          Like has been explained to you, the guy will essentially be unemployable now. Probably not legally, but certainly in reality. So his losses are his IT earnings for the rest of his working life. Plus pensions etc.

          1. DS999 Silver badge

            Re: I have no problem with punitive damages

            That's not true at all. There are a LOT of people who would hire someone for whistleblowing against others not following the security policy of the workplace. I would 100% hire someone with that history over someone without that history if they were roughly equal otherwise. Heck, even if this guy looked a bit less capable than the other candidates I'd consider his ethical record to give him a leg up. Why wouldn't I want someone who would call out something improper and quite possibly illegal going on with someone working for me?

            What do you figure makes him unemployable? The fact that if you google him you see a case where he sued his former employer? I suppose companies that don't get any further than reading the headlines in the google search will scratch him off the list, but any company with a shred of ethics who dug into the details would never cross him off their list and like me might move him up.

        3. goblinski Bronze badge

          Re: I have no problem with punitive damages

          ...beyond their actual losses...

          Actual losses are fairly easy to calculate.

          If this guy has two brain cells to rub together, he'll have a whole list of interviews and refusals to present as proof of his unemployability in the field.

          Banks keep a list of unemployable candidates, if the Wells Fargo scandal is any indication.

    2. gnasher729 Silver badge

      Re: It sounds like he's got a case

      No, it’s not insanity. There was a serious breach of Deutsche Bank security. The breach could cost them an awful lot more than 20 million. Any sane person would stop the breach instantly (not let her in the server room), investigate, and give the man a medal.

      These people here did the opposite. They not only refused to do anything about the breach, but fired him. The punishment should be so high that everyone involved in this gets fired.

    3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: It sounds like he's got a case

      Always start high so as to be able to negotiate down. Also, it gets more headlines, exactly what his employers and the bank were trying to avoid.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: It sounds like he's got a case

        Yes, sacking the whistle blower is absolutely begging for the Streisand Effect. Worse, such a case can also not be suppressed by 'media management' as it becomes part of very public Court records.

        I'd say 'morons', but that was already clear from their actions in the full knowledge that cameras were rolling..

  5. Dinanziame Silver badge
    Holmes

    Bizarre story

    I could technically understand why these companies would be unhappy at him blowing the whistle on their security failings, but firing somebody known to be a whistleblower is a bold strategy, as they say...

    1. Casca Silver badge

      Re: Bizarre story

      Maybe they have same connections as boeing to handle whistleblowers?

      1. Strahd Ivarius Silver badge
        Black Helicopters

        Re: Bizarre story

        No, he is still alive...

    2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Bizarre story

      They should be unhappy at the report because of its content, not its existence. Giving him cause to sue wasn't exactly the sweeping under the carpet they must have intended.

  6. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
    WTF?

    Computacenter - Not The First Time

    One of my Computacenter predecessors at GSK Dartford was caught in a locked room containing a patching closet with a cleaner, while in the process of plugging his Cat5 length into her port for some form of data exchange.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Computacenter - Not The First Time

      Had he made sure that the rubber hood thingy was firmly pushed onto his RJ45 connector?

      1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
        Headmaster

        Re: Computacenter - Not The First Time

        Alas I think given the immediate urgency of the crisis, safety precautions of that type were most likely pushed away with a need to get service up & running.

      2. logicalextreme

        Re: Computacenter - Not The First Time

        I think now every time I see a crimping tool I'm going to wince.

        1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
          Angel

          Re: Computacenter - Not The First Time

          Were you Alexander The Greats chief eunuch in a previous life?

          Whenever you're with a large group of women, do you have this overwhelming urge to bathe them in warm olive oil?

    2. munnoch Silver badge

      Re: Computacenter - Not The First Time

      Girlfriend (at time, now wife) was a receptionist and had access to the boardroom... 'Nuff said...

      1. Paul Hovnanian Silver badge

        Re: Computacenter - Not The First Time

        Nothing important ever goes on in boardrooms.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Computacenter - Not The First Time

          The boardroom is just the creche for the dim kids with daddy's chequebook.

  7. chuckufarley
    Joke

    There, there Mr Papa...

    ...She still loves Papa Poo.

    Um, no Mr Papa, that was supposed to an innuendo and there is no need to try and toss me out the window,

  8. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    Will they never learn?

    Don't shoot the messenger.

    Especially one who knows where the bodies are buried.

    1. Ken G Silver badge

      Re: Will they never learn?

      It sounds like these bodies were uncovered.

  9. snacks

    One of my greatest fears is getting Jennied while dating. Risk for my type of girl I guess.

    1. GuldenNL

      He should have known better. Picking her up from a number on a bathroom wall. 867-5309

      1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
        Happy

        I see what you did there.

      2. chivo243 Silver badge
        Go

        or Echo Valley 26809 I used to call that number all the time...

      3. s. pam

        Don't forget BR 549 for a good deal from JR Samples!

  10. wolfetone Silver badge
    Trollface

    If Forest Gump taught us anything

    Is that Jenny will always use you for when it suits her.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: If Forest Gump taught us anything

      JENNAY!

    2. ChoHag Silver badge

      Re: If Forest Gump taught us anything

      It's better to just run.

  11. Zakspade

    As a former Computacenter employee, I'm surprised to not see their name always in the news in relation to security matters. They operate a rather 'pals-based' model that ensures that it is all about back-scratching, who you know, and who is conducting 'friendships' with whom - rather than adherence to policy, procedure or best practise.

    Of course, it works very well (for that level of management) because no one calls it out. Those lower employees who do, are 'let go'...

    Still, it must be a tight ship.

  12. JWLong Silver badge

    Lawyers

    ....enough said!

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    dodgy activity

    inappropriate touching of servers , wispering in the fans, playing with the disks and pushing the button - send her down!

  14. Antron Argaiv Silver badge
    WTF?

    Chinese GF? Using your work computer and login credentials? Visiting the server room at your job?

    And nobody thinks there's a problem there?

    DB deserves to get pwned.

    1. logicalextreme

      The thirteenth Duke of Wybourne? With my reputation?!

    2. gnasher729 Silver badge

      Deutsche Bank doesn’t deserve to be pwned for Computacenter’s security breach. Not their fault. They fully deserve to be pwned for trying to sweep the problem under the carpet, for not stopping the breach, and for attacking and firing the person reporting it.

      1. Missing Semicolon Silver badge
        Facepalm

        I do wonder if the CCTV will be mysteriously "unavailable" having been scheduled for deletion according to some policy or other.

        1. M.V. Lipvig Silver badge

          If I were a judge, and the company said the footage in question were lost, I'd state that I am calling a recess until tomorrow. Tomorrow I expect to do one of two things, see the footage that is allegedly lost or rule for plaintiff for triple damages. Oh, and bailiff, please draw up an arrest warrant for the CEO of (Corp) for destroying evidence in a court case, to be served tomorrow. While you're at it, make sure there's some room downstairs in case I need to lock a few people up for contempt of court due to some missing evidence. Court dismissed, and I had better see every one of you in here tomorrow. Either bring that footage or bring a toothbrush.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Engines make her hot

    It just reminded me of how Kayleigh was introduced to Mal on 'Firefly', "Out of Gas" episode

  16. Persona Silver badge

    One side of the story

    If successful the lawyer will probably get about $8 million and their client $12 million. Possibly a little more each as the total value of the claim is $23 million. All we know about this case so far is what the lawyer is claiming in the law suit filing, so I'm inclined to take it with a grain of salt. The true events are likely to be somewhat different.

  17. Ryan D

    PCI DSS compliance breach

    The could be an extra “ouchie” if this was a card processing centre. Their compliance would be shot and their ability to process card transactions would be suspect if not completely lost for a period of time. The financial fines could also be painful (think Equifax breach) and that would be before the SEC decides to kick them in the shines a few times.

    And let’s not even get in to the impact if this DC handles European data as well. The GDPR impact would also open them to the EU giving them a firm kicking.

    Off for some popcorn. This should be an interesting show.

    1. HandlesMessiah

      Re: PCI DSS compliance breach

      Then again, DB have been the only ones willing to loan money to Trump for a considerable time now, so who knows if the SEC will be allowed to do their job.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: PCI DSS compliance breach

      Ooh I like the shin kicking part.

      Let SEC do that with management up to the top and maybe? board of execs.

  18. horrificmedium

    "Whoooooo wanna rock with Jenny?"

    I mean, for someone like DB to allow something like this to happen when they're handling customers and clients that require an insane level of commercial confidentiality...and given DB has a tonne of information under lock and key regarding their relationships with problematic clients (*cough* Epstein *cough*) you'd think they'd be a little more competant. Why does anyone still trust their capital with these freaks?

  19. Eclectic Man Silver badge
    Joke

    I recently got a phone call ...

    "Hello, this is bank security. There has been suspicious activity on your account ..."

    Maybe I should have picked up.

  20. richdin

    1st thought

    No way Jenny could have been employed by PRC Intelligence? Maybe her backdoor was more secure?

  21. J.G.Harston Silver badge

    Hold on, he let his girlfriend *and* his partner into the premises? Methinks there's something more complex going on.

    1. Ken Shabby Silver badge
      Black Helicopters

      Wai Lin: Exactly what kind of banking do you specialize in, Mr. Bond?

      James Bond: Hostile take-overs.

  22. midgepad

    who else's girlfriend is she also?

    And we're they in the room, or being reported back to?

  23. s. pam
    IT Angle

    Did she byte his hard disk

    while he RAMmed her storage to capacity?

    Sorry i'll get me coat!

  24. Valeyard

    silicon valley

    "Dinesh, Your hacker girlfriend wouldn't happen to know the model of our router, would she?"

    "yes she complimented us on our choice"

    "oh fuck"

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