Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
There was a most important job that needed to be done, and no reason not to do it, there was absolutely none. But in vital matters such as this, the thing you have to ask, Is who exactly will it be who’ll carry out the task?
Anybody could have told you that Everybody knew that this was something Somebody would surely have to do. Nobody was unwilling; Anybody had the ability. But Nobody thought he was supposed to be the one. It seemed to be a job that Anybody could have done, if Anybody thought he was supposed to be the one. But since Everybody recognized that Anybody could, Everybody took for granted that Somebody would.
But Nobody told Anybody that we are aware of, that he would be in charge of seeing it was taken care of. And Nobody took it on himself to follow through and do, what Everybody thought that Somebody would do.
When what Everybody needed so did not get done at all, Everybody was complaining that Somebody dropped the ball. Anybody could have done it, then Everybody said, ‘It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.’”
-- Charles Osgood