back to article Your graphics card's so fat, it's got its own gravity alert

Graphics cards are now getting so bulky and heavy that device maker Asus has decided customers need a way to detect any sagging or movement of the GPU in its PCIe slot. The Asus ROG Astral line of graphics adapters now features a built-in sensor, a Bosch Sensortec Inertial Measurement Unit (IMU), intended to detect any changes …

  1. Number6

    Sometimes I'm glad I'm not a gamer or in need of that level of graphics performance. My current graphics card is ten years old and I'm only using it because I acquired a free second-hand machine (thanks, Windows 11) with one that was better than what I was using, albeit of similar vintage.

    1. PCScreenOnly

      Ditto

      I only got a better graphics card because of my nephew and his old one is an NVidia and I can use it in Plex

      I got miffed when my first Ryzen had no inbuilt graphics. I bought the cheapest card I could find in Amazon

      1. David 132 Silver badge
        Thumb Up

        Re: Ditto

        In my "gaming" machine I have a slightly elderly Radeon RX580, which doesn't seem to struggle with any of the titles I play at 1080p; the most demanding ones I'm playing right now are Wreckfest and Grim Dawn. Yes, those titles are also slightly elderly, but then... so am I, so it's a perfect match.

        I've been toying with replacing the card, but mainly to reduce power consumption rather than for any performance shortcomings.

        For everything else I do, integrated Intel graphics are more than adequate, despite the dismal - and justified, let's be fair - reputation of their early offerings. Their hardware video encoding works great in both Handbrake and Jellyfin.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Ditto

        They really should have included _something_

        I'm not sure how much money they saved by not doing it, but it does limit the product a bit

        1. PCScreenOnly

          Re: Ditto

          Then found some boards that need a bios update for some CPUs

          I ended up buying an old Ryzen with apu just incase I get stuck again - unlikely as mine is an AM4 chip unless my motherboard dies (a gigabyte one did, now an Asus)

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      I'm a casual and untalented gamer, but the games I play (mainly Counter Strike S2) still run perfectly well with my now ancient seven-eight year old graphics card, and offer pretty decent graphics quality on a 27 inch display.

      For those who want ultra-high res, and every single leaf in the background to be properly rendered, and demand frame rates beyond their ability to see, they might have a use case for the latest graphics cards. But they'll need deep pockets.

      1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

        > demand frame rates beyond their ability to see

        Try, if you can, playing counter strike on an 120 Hz OLED, and then on a 240 Hz OLED. A true Micro-LED display would work too (i.e. every dot is its own LED triplet). That might change your mind. Though your GFX card, if only seven-eight years old, might only be able to do 120 Hz, possibly as custom lower resolution. Though 240 Hz is not a really expensive card any more, if you only target CS. HDMI 2.1 is the only thing needed if you don't target 4k.

        You can see the difference to 120 Hz and 240 Hz on the desktop already, before going into the game.

        As for the detail level: Depends. Some play with low-res textures and lowest LOD level, but far view distance, by default since for some aspects lower graphics settings are an advantage.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Point taken, but is it going to improve my gameplay, or materially change my gaming experience? On the first it's a firm "no", and on the second I think it's "not within the bounds of materiality".

          Obviously for those who can see and value the difference it can be a worthwhile investment, but it isn't for me.

      2. David 132 Silver badge
        Happy

        "every single leaf in the background to be properly rendered"

        Pfft. n00b. I want the cellular mitochondria of the leaves to be accurately rendered. It's the mark of a true gamer.

        Plus, it gives me something pretty to look at when my corpse is lying on the ground staring sightlessly, awaiting respawn. Which is my normal state in most games.*

        *even Freecell. Does that strike anyone else as odd?

        1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

          I would find it odd in Tic-Tac-Toe, not in freecell.

          1. Rattus

            I have no corpse...

            ... instead of a nice game of tic-tac-toe I played Global Thermonuclear War.

            1. David 132 Silver badge
              Mushroom

              Re: I have no corpse...

              A strange game.

              The only winning move is not to play.

          2. David 132 Silver badge
            Happy

            Ah, I see you favour the Extreme Freecell variant, played with two decks of cards and a revolver.

            1. Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

              You're thinking of Russian Freecell, which doesn't exist.

              1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

                https://archive.org/details/WinNT4Workstation_SP6aRUS

                get the iso, open with 7-zip, get i386\freecell.ex_ i386\cards.dl_ , right-click the .ex_ and "7-zip unpack here", right-click the .dl_ and "7-zip unpack here". Double click the .exe.

                Russian Freecell.

    3. IvaliceResident

      Have a computer with 750ti + i7 2600 (1.7 tflops), it still plays most games just fine. Thats about as good as a PS4.

      But for the super high end stuff I have a PS5 (10 tflops). I also now use a Macbook Air M3 (3.6 tflops) which is a little more powerful and with Crossover and VMWare Fusion Windows 11, again most stuff runs fine.

      To give some perspective Xbox Series S 4 tflops, Nintendo Switch 2 is 3.1 tflops.

      A 5090 is 104 tflops so no wonder its so riduclously large. It's also completely overkill for even the most high end AAA games despite what social media influencers will tell you.

      Get something modest like 4060 that has say 15 tflops or an updated sku eventually but for now I'm happy, my setup works fine. The average RTS, or FPS like Age of Empires or Counterstrike 2 doesn't need anything more than 1-2 tflops.

      1. nintendoeats

        There are actually things that matter other than flops...Such as API and ISA support, VRAM, bandwidth, other types of computer performance...

        Yes, if you only play CS then there is no problem since Valve takes pains to make sure that runs on a toaster. OTOH, the sole multiplayer game that I play (Hunt Showdown) will not run on that computer. Not that it will perform badly, it won't launch because it requires AVX2 support. There are many many many many many games which will not be playable on such a machine, even at lower resolutions and framerates.

        1. IvaliceResident

          AVX2 is now supported in the latest versions of Rosetta and Prism and I do have 24 gb ram so vram isn’t really an issue for me. Though most YouTube reviewers only review 8/16gb versions cause they are not build to order hence I suspect easy to refund.

          Yes there are still some incompatibilities with Mac but my point is really more broader. If you already have a high end console anyway then for a lot of titles that are pc focussed you don’t really need a high end graphics card.

          Not just MacBook Air but you can also choose x86 options like Steam Deck, Lenovo legion go, asus rog ally handhelds or beelink / geekom mini pcs. Or just a normal pc with a low end GPU. All you really need is something with ps4 or switch 2 performance and you can play most pc focussed games.

          But it brings other advantages. You can instead have a computer that’s much more lightweight and is near/entirely fanless.

          1. nintendoeats

            "You don't need a high-end graphics card" and "you can play pretty much any game with a 12 year old GPU and a 15 year old CPU" are not equivalent positions.

            1. RAMChYLD Bronze badge

              Pretty much any game?

              Seven year old Vega and Ryzen 7 2700X rig struggles with Satisfactory...

              1. doublelayer Silver badge

                I think they were saying that you can't play many games on that spec to disagree with the previous commenter, and they were referring to the age of the PlayStation 4 which the previous commenter said was good enough for their uses. It sounds like you may be in closer agreement.

              2. nintendoeats

                OG said in their first post "I have a computer with 750ti + i7 2600 (1.7 tflops), it still plays most games just fine", which is clearly untrue if "most games" is supposed to mean "most new games of reputable make".

                Then in their next post they defended the position "you don't need a high end GPU" which is much more reasonable as you CAN play most games just fine with something mid-range if you are willing to compromise on some settings. I was observing that they had gone from defending the first position to defending the second.

                I would like to know whether your would measure the performance of 720p Alan Wake 2 on such a computer in FPS or SPF.

                1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

                  > which is clearly untrue if "most games" is supposed to mean "most new games of reputable make".

                  You are obviously way too young. Or deeper into your midlife crises than good.

                  1. nintendoeats

                    I have no idea what you mean by that.

                    If "most games" is supposed to mean "at least 51% of all games that have ever existed" then yes it's true, because I would guess that more than 51% of games had already come out when that machine was current (and emulation is magical). However, I don't think that such a definition is relevant to most people fitting out a gaming computer.

                    1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

                      I usually narrow down the definition to "games old enough to be playable without emulation". Deltaforce Force 1, from the original CD, still works in Windows 11 (with minor fixable issues). Same for many other games.

                      But we can limit it to "game, Windows, with 3D acceleration". So it is the range from Quake 1 Windows Version up to "AAA" games which work well on a 2014 released 750ti, FullHD. Which is roughly 1997 to 2019 even for BIG games. After 2019 the picture starts to change more drastically since the video RAM strongly limits which games work well, or what texture resolution your can run.

                      Result: ~22 years of Win-3D-games, and five years where the number of games unplayable on that card got drastically more, but still a lot new 3D games work quite well. Minecraft should run fine on that machine, for example, if he has at least 8 GB, better 16 GB RAM.

                      1. nintendoeats

                        Ok, but as I said, I don't think "literally 51% of games for the platform" is a useful definition of "most games" when you are discussing gaming computers. If somebody comes to you and says "I want to build a gaming computer, will a 750Ti be good enough", and you say "yes, that will play most games just fine" then you should not be surprised that they do not come seeking your advice in the future. In the world of gaming PCs, "plays most games" means something like "will play all but the most demanding games that are coming out this year".

                        If you want a computer that can play most PC games ever made, then you will be happy with an iGPU and GPU sag is not an issue for you.

                        1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

                          Yeah, but he was not talking about "if i had to make a gaming rig today"... Today I'd recommend a current AMD RX 9070 or RTX 3090 (from ebay) if you want to save money and avoid fire hazard.

                          1. nintendoeats

                            So then let's go back to the original statement I had a problem with:

                            "Have a computer with 750ti + i7 2600 (1.7 tflops), it still plays most games just fine."

                            Either this statement is meaningless because it uses a definition of "plays most games just fine" that is not relevant to people affected by GPU sag, or it is demonstrably false because such a computer will be unable to play a great many popular titles from the past 5 years, even with very limited settings.

                            So I'm really not clear on why so many people seem to keen disagree with my fairly obvious thesis "you need a computer that isn't obsolete if you want to be able to pchoose what new (or actually pretty old now) releases you want to play".

                            I've had a remarkable number of conversations with people who seem to believe the computer they bought 10-15 years ago somehow still owes them something. If you only want to play AoE, then great carry on doing that. No problem, I can absolutely respect that. I like keeping old computers in service; my file server is still a bloody Lynnfield!

                            But what I often see from people doing this is twofold:

                            1. Moral superiority, as in this case, implying that everybody else is a fool for wanting to...you know...play modern games and/or with reasonable graphics settings.

                            2. Actually complaining that modern game developers don't support your toaster. I've encountered a remarkable amount of this, and it's very irritating when somebody comes in and says "o y gaem no wurk!?" and then get angry with the response "because your computer is so old that I regularly pass up similar machines at thrift stores".

                            And hence, having experienced this same conversation many many times over the past decade (often from people asking for my help), I cease to have any tolerance for it. If somebody wants to play old or very lightweight games on an old computer, that's awesome, I think it's great that they can do that. However, if you want to participate in public conversation about gaming computers, their habits do not excuse them from having perspective about how their use-case compares to the way the market moves in general.

                            /rant

                            1. IvaliceResident

                              Chill my friend. I’m just saying 750ti and M3 Mac suits my gaming interests when it comes to pc focussed titles. Hint pc focussed titles, Alan Wake 2 is designed for consoles. As I have a PS5, I don’t see a pressing need to buy expensive high end GPUs at this time and large bully graphics card that this article talks about make the proposition much less appealing. I like slim and small and ideally silent.

                              Furthermore there is still a wide variety of games designed to support Xbox Series S, Nintendo Switch 2 and yes PS4 that dampen graphical demands of many games.

                              Along with this PC game developers also are targeting gamers in emerging markets who don’t have the means to purchase high end gaming pcs or those who simply see it as a big expense they don’t want.

                              That also is a big dampener on pc system requirements in many games. So I can still eek life out of older hardware or portable options for some time.

                            2. IvaliceResident

                              Again if a high end gaming rig works for you. Then power to you! You can either go one of two ways with newer hardware. Either more power efficiency or better performance. Each has pros and cons. At the moment I have invested more in power efficiency over better performance on the PC side with some older x86 hardware as backup for Mac incompatibilities. Part of that is because it suits my use cases that extend beyond gaming.

                              Not saying my setup is best for everyone, but for me it is working fine so I'm okay with it.

  2. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

    The next generation will have this in its package. Of course with RGB LED.

    1. IvaliceResident

      Never understood this fascination with RGB Leds.

      1. PCScreenOnly

        Nor me. On my case I put the see through panel against the wall and the solid one my side

      2. that one in the corner Silver badge

        Big Black Boxes, gloriously opaque, with just one *dim* power LED (NOT searing blue) for the win.

        Ok, for "Big" substitute whatever size fits the need (I've a couple that are literally just able to hold a mini-itx with RAM fitted) but the best is anything that has you automatically humming "Thus Spake Zarathustra" as you switch on the office light.

        1. Rattus

          +1

          My "monolith" is a case from fractal design

          It is now 15 years old and I am just about to change the motherboard for the 1st time, I will not be changing the case.

        2. PRR Silver badge

          > just one *dim* power LED (NOT searing blue)

          My CPU, my speakers, and a printer live with cardboard taped over their pilot lights.

          1. An_Old_Dog Silver badge
            Angel

            "Pilot Lights"

            Your equipment has "pilot lights" ... to light the boiler burners on your "Steampunk Xtreme" system?

  3. J. Cook Silver badge

    Shame cases no longer have a front side groove for cards to seat in. I ended up designing and printing a brace to combat the card droop in my case. (it's a little odd because it sits in a stand that holds it at an angle.)

    1. MrXonTR
      Boffin

      I have a little Lego tower to do the same thing.

      1. David 132 Silver badge

        Bonus points if you have Lego minifigs standing atop the tower and actually holding the card PCB edge!

        1. Richard 12 Silver badge

          That would likely require Kraggle to keep their arms up...

        2. that one in the corner Silver badge

          Ok, despite my love of Big Black Boxes, you may just have convinced me there is a reason to have a window into a PC: a LEGO diorama to show how your PC works.

          They do some good figs in stripey shirts who can be doing the cycle stealing.

    2. Boothy

      Doesn't help that there seems to be no card length standard to stick to, even for cards within the same class. Length varies by brand, even for the same models.

      Plus then the depth differs as well, depending on the cooling, so you can go from low end cards being a single slot card, to the mid at 2 or 2.5 slot, and top end being 3 or more slot cards, so even the position of the bottom of the card, isn't at a consistent height above the bottom of the case!

    3. Shalghar Bronze badge

      NIce idea. Anyone remembering those VESA local bus monsters in those "mini tower" casings remembers the second stabilizing groove on the front side of the casing. Lets go a bit further back in time and remember "filecards", RLL or MFM controllers with the full size 3,5" HDD directly mounted on the card. Those were often designed long enough to reach the casings front end, for the same mechanical stability reasons the VESA monsters later on also needed.

      How about a sturdy enough metal support beam that can be clipped into the casing after installing the card, that goes over the card and connects from back to front end of the casing, effectively supporting the full upper length of the card ?

      Sorry thats not "high tech", thats just mechanics.

      But if you want, you can glue some RGD LED stuff on it, so it might not be too bad...

    4. nijam Silver badge

      Time to mount the graphics card firmly in the case, and let the motherboard hang off it, perhaps?

  4. Mister Dubious
    Joke

    Premature GPU Droop Syndrome

    Viagra cures that.

    1. Ace2 Silver badge
      Facepalm

      Re: Premature GPU Droop Syndrome

      “Premature” would seem to indicate that there’s some point of maturity where this would be normal. An implication I increasingly resemble.

    2. Adam Foxton

      Re: Premature GPU Droop Syndrome

      "PCIalis Express" would make a great name for an anti-droop method

  5. Ken Hagan Gold badge

    3kg ?

    Is the graphics card plugged into the motherboard, or is the motherboard plugged into the graphics card?

    1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

      Re: 3kg ?

      Zimaboard 2 answers this question.

      1. David 132 Silver badge
        Thumb Up

        Re: 3kg ?

        Oh, you're a bad influence. Browsing those Zima products has given me bad thoughts involving my wallet and my earmarked beer budget for the next year or two.

      2. nintendoeats

        Re: 3kg ?

        The moment this was mentioned, I thought of the time I hung a 1060 with a massive aftermarket cooler off the side of my Zima. Getting power to the card is a bit of a faff of course.

  6. ChrisElvidge Silver badge

    Card orientation

    Why not change the orientation so that the graphics card sits vertically in its slot, not horizontally?

    Or has this been done already?

    1. that one in the corner Silver badge

      Re: Card orientation

      There are all sorts of mounting kits available.

      My latest (as in, 2020 vintage) Big Black Case came with bits of iron and screws to mount the GPU vertically, away from the mainboard. With all the necessary blanking plates and next to places to mount yet more fans to the outside.

      I don't recall if it came with a PCIe riser and cable as well (probably, to be sure the holes match up) as the "spare bits" are all in the loft (my GPU is - smaller & fanless). But anyone spending on huge cards would be buying their own PCIe extender cable anyway, to get it bling matched to the water tubing :-)

    2. David 132 Silver badge

      Re: Card orientation

      That would be a desktop case then.

      Yes, it's been done, but mini-towers seem to be the preferred form-factor/orientation these days.

      Ah, now I am pining for my old Amiga 2500 and 4000 - probably the last desktop-factor systems I had.

      1. Richard 12 Silver badge

        Re: Card orientation

        I've been trying to find a desktop case for a while as it'd fit far better than the usual mid-tower.

        Seems really hard to find.

        Any recommendations?

        1. Sorry that handle is already taken. Silver badge

          Re: Card orientation

          Micro-ATX and Mini-ITX cases still place the motherboard horizontally at the bottom without having a huge footprint, and these days many of them are also designed to accommodate comical video cards.

        2. Duncan Macdonald

          Re: Card orientation

          Look for a 4U rackmount PC case. This size will provide enough room for even the largest graphics card. The horizontal motherboard and vertical GPU card removes the bending strain on the GPU PCIE slot. A quick search showed several available at SCAN

          One that caught my eye - Inter-Tech IPC Server IPC 4U-40255 Server Case - £109.99

          See https://www.scan.co.uk/products/inter-tech-case-ipc-server-4u-40255-55cm

          The disadvantages of this type of case is that it is WIDE - designed to fit a 19 inch rack and usually with no sound dampening of any sort and not compatible with liquid cooling.

          Alternatively get a full tower case and replace (or cover) the side window with a metal sheet and put multiple stick on feet on the motherboard side of the case then put the case on its side.

      2. Shalghar Bronze badge

        Re: Card orientation

        Go for AcornRiscPC original casings. Those are not only screwless (locking bolts) but can be stacked.

        If you need a decent amount of cool looking sillyness, put so many RsicPC casings over the others that you have a tower with a pizza oven.

        https://www.houseofmabel.com/personal/computers/riscpc/

      3. RAMChYLD Bronze badge

        Re: Card orientation

        Apparently my CoolerMaster Q500L case can be operated in a desktop form factor. But honestly, I can't use that feature due to water cooling. Was told that the radiator has to be hanging off the top or the pump will prematurely fail. If I use the desktop form factor mode the radiator would be on it's side and I was told that isn't good for the pump.

    3. K555

      Re: Card orientation

      You can get quite a sharp drop in cooling if the heat pipes aren't in the correct orientation.

    4. John Robson Silver badge

      Re: Card orientation

      Extension cable and a case with a vertical slot or... just go back to a desktop case...

    5. Boothy

      Re: Card orientation

      You can get risers to do this, basically a mounting frame with a PCIe slot that holds the card vertically instead, then a cable with a plug on the end that goes into the mother board. Some cases come with these as standard, or as an optional extra, and have their card slots orientated for vertical cards, rather than horizontal.

      The issue here is that the vast majority of GFX cards use fans for cooling, and expect to be pulling in air from bellow, and blowing the heated air out above. In a vertical position the air intake is pointing towards the side of the case, and the exhaust is pointing directly into the motherboard. There are mitigation, such as side intakes on the case etc. Although the better option here is going water cooled for the GFX card.

      The risers themselves can also cause other issues, as it's effectively an extension cable, so they can cause stability issues in some use cases.

      1. that one in the corner Silver badge

        Re: Card orientation

        > The risers themselves can also cause other issues, as it's effectively an extension cable, so they can cause stability issues in some use cases.

        Mount the GPU vertically but "upside down": very short run for the extension cable, giving better chance at stability, and the fans are now below the mainboard entirely - you can add whatever vents are appropriate if the case walls don't have them (hand-drilling a vent pattern not recommended - if you can afford the GPU, you can afford a B&D!).

        Of course, this needs a tall enough case with the mainboard mounted at the top, but they seem to usually be up there anyway (access to i/o and keep CPU fan near a vent).

        Water-cooling? Watch some Linus Tech Tips and just find someone with a CNC in their garage to cut out new blocks for you ;-)

  7. Ace2 Silver badge

    This is an excellent application for beginner-level 3d printing.

  8. NapTime ForTruth
    Stop

    It's difficult to see this...

    ... as anything other than shared incompetence.

    Ostensible designers and engineers, wearing consensual blindfolds of ignorance, half-assed-ly tacking shiny-shiny bits together to sell to similarly inept end-users who can't tell sh...tuff from Shinola.

    It's a match made in tech heaven, really, and a boon for the "won't last but can't be meaningfully recycled" contra-environmentalists.

    If only disposable culture was as disposable.

    1. Mark Exclamation

      Re: It's difficult to see this...

      What????

      1. doublelayer Silver badge

        Re: It's difficult to see this...

        Weirdly phrased though it was, it mostly made sense to me in that this problem happens because a large number of people, any of which could have done something about it and several of which should have been trying to, failed to fix the problem. Designers of the cards should think about how they're mounted in cases and whether this would work, then they should have tested this to see what happens. Designers of cases should have done the same and either redesigned the cases to handle it or at least provide the parts necessary for the user to manage it. The problem is such that the average buyer would wonder why nobody saw this happening before this was released and why the best solution is a sensor that, as the article notes, tells you when the problem is already bad enough that something is likely damaged now. We can blame users for a lot of this too, because when the graphics card is that heavy, you have to use some common sense about the physics it's going to have on whatever it's connected to, but that is supposed to be the job of engineers at several companies before users should mentally double-check their work.

        Fortunately for me, my graphics needs are very simple, so I don't have to worry about multi-kilogram graphics cards.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: It's difficult to see this...

      Did you use your LLM to write this?

    3. 42656e4d203239 Silver badge

      Re: It's difficult to see this...

      you are amanfrommars2 and I claim my £5....

  9. Conundrum1885 Bronze badge

    Also had this issue

    Ended up 'fixing' it using cable ties, Found a convenient mounting point, attached a tie and simply adjusted the card until it didn't sag.

    So far so good. Incidentally cooling especially on older cards can be badly affected by even a slight displacement, as the heatsink separates from the board a small amount which can affect the VRMs and memory so watch out for that one.

    Someone had my old cards and I'd been nice enough to tell them that the capacitors on the broken one had been changed so they would need to take a Dremel to a heatsink prior to use.

    Should have done this for them but at the time it wasn't working and besides they got an essentially working card along with it for free.

    As a reference point, have a K80 here which is going to require vertical mounting because it really is a heavy boi. Did the math, this beast weighs as much as my 850W Seasonic.

    Dual core, 24GB VRAM *AND* 4992 CUDA cores so about as powerful as a 1080 in real terms though it is the VRAM I require.

    Might try getting another broken unit and fixing that, running two (600W!) in SLI with recycled blower fans and a low power CPU would be an interesting project.

    1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

      Re: Also had this issue

      I still don't unterstand why they switched the AT orientation of the expansion card when creating the ATX norm. They should have sticked with the "mounting bracket right, card to the left" orientation, making the cooling "sit" on the GPU instead "hanging". The support structure for long ISA cards on the other end went away too (can you remember them?). Would have kept the support structure easier to make, since it would push against the PCB instead of whatever is hangin' there.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Redesign

    This is a real problem. I think PC design needs to change to cope with High end GPUs. I have what was a significant GPU to run decent size LLMs locally and it does a great job but I'm scared everytime I move or knock the PC as it has glass sides and I can see the card wobble. The kids accuse me of having it for games and covet it on account of the led lights inside but getting a games machine was the cheapest way to get the performance. I could do with quieter fans too. It's water cooled so I thought that would help, seems not. It's ok until the GPU fans ramp up to full speed; my wife enquired if it was going to take off!

  11. bartsmit
    Pint

    Coolermaster fixed this

    Full tower case, vertical GPU slot with ribbon cable back to the motherboard. I suspect that these were originally designed for e-sport gaming jockeys to show off the blinkenlights, but they do solve the issue.

  12. Simon Harris Silver badge

    ZX81

    Didn't Clive Sinclair solve the problem of expansion cards falling out yonks ago...

    With Blu Tack!

    1. KITT44

      Re: ZX81

      My thoughts exactly ! Nearly 45 years ago one of the first home computers had a similar problem with the weight of the RAM expansion causing it to fall off the back of the main board.

  13. nintendoeats

    This isn't a new problem

    I have a vintage machine with a Gravis Ultrasound in it. That card is very long, and I have it supported by a piece of wire to stop it from flexing. Other high-end sound cards from the time have similar issues. I think the fact that most caes where horizontally oriented at the time is part of why they felt ok with that.

    So same day, different component. One could argue that sound cards were the GPUs of their day.

  14. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

    oh, wait...

    If only there had been some kind of published standard for PCIe card sizes so case and card manufacturers knew how to engineer them so there was some way to correctly support long, heavy cards..

  15. steelpillow Silver badge
    Coat

    PG

    We've had PCs a good while now, all built around the von Neumann CPU with graphics tacked on.

    Time to build PGs around the GPU, with von Neumann tacked on.

    Oh, wait, those are called games consoles.

    Time to rebrand the games console, maybe.

  16. xyz123 Silver badge

    This is ASUS who throughout 2023/24/25 have repeatedly said they are ignoring warranty laws WORLDWIDE and if you don't like it "well sue us". They sold used motherboards/GPUs as new. Even stuff their OWN employees had used and upgraded from......and refused refunds/warranties/repairs etc etc.

    Same company who's making bloated overweight saggy 5xxx Series gpus that lag immensely behind the competition so much they need a droop-sensor.

    This is NOT the ASUS people used to trust. Bought out & sold down the river of enshittification long ago.

    1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

      Yup, their "good name" came from the old days, last good round was somewhere Athlons and Pentiums-III were going beyond the 1 GHz barrier... During the first x64 CPU era, including dual core CPUs, they were about en par with the others, and then it slowly degraded...

  17. TRT Silver badge

    "Premature GPU Droop Syndrome"... can surely be cured using a little blue

    PCI

    In-

    Line

    Limiter?

    Or a

    Video

    Interface

    Augmentation /

    GPU

    Reinforcement

    Adaptor?

  18. Conundrum1885 Bronze badge

    What I'd do

    Is go 'Podule' on it.

    GPU in a podule that fits into a 5 1/4" drive bay complete with heatsink and one extremely large fan, screwed directly to the case with air flow from the front to the back via filters.

    Also would make linking cards to PSUs that much easier, as the cables would be shorter thus reducing lossage and keeping interconnects cool.

    Data link to motherboard could then be via a relatively short but high quality cable with x8 /x16 PCIe 5.0 built in thus avoiding the entire problem of saggy cards.

    Caveat: Nvidia wouldn't like that one bit though it would be great for LLMs, as you could then put four of these in one machine while leaving the x1/x4 bays free for NVMe PCIe or older legacy units.

    1. nintendoeats

      Re: What I'd do

      PCIe ribbon cables are a thing, they are often used to mount the GPU vertically (which also solves this problem, but introduces airflow issues).

  19. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

    Obligatory 'Wierd Al' Reference

    "Fat" --

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE&pp=ygUSd2VpcmQgYWwgZmF0IHZpZGVv

  20. Malarkey

    1 Lump or 2 ?

    Check out Thermaltake's V21 cube case. ATX motherboard is mounted horizontally.

    Silverstone have a range of desktop cases that can take full height graphics cards.

    There are also several bracket solutions available to support heavy cards for those that want to keep their existing tower cases.

  21. Blackjack Silver badge

    Hear me out, how about they make gamer motherboards were the graphics card goes at the bottom, and ends strapped on with several screws, as in literally at the bottom instead of sideways? Definitely way more useful that rainbow poisoning led lights.

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