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Clearweb cesspit 4chan is back up and running, but says the damage caused by a cyberattack earlier this month was "catastrophic." In a statement released on Saturday, the .org's official blog site said "a hacker using a UK IP address" was to blame for the intrusion, which led to vast amounts of important data being stolen. It …

  1. Empire of the Pussycat

    Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

    Not even a little bit.

    1. milliemoo83

      Re: Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

      "Oh dear. How sad. Never mind."

      Said in the intonations of Windsor Davies.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Speaking as one of the...

    ... OG users [we go by an NSFW moniker that I'll avoid using here] of that esteemed resource I think this whole affair is hilarious. At the same time as being really quite serious, given the influence that /b/ in particular has had on mainstream culture, nothing of value was lost.

    1. Blazde Silver badge

      Re: Speaking as one of the...

      It is an absolute testament to the worthlessness of said site that it took this long for anyone to endure the bother of ransacking it

  3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    So having run a service that failed to attract paying customers (advertisers) it blames those potential customers for staying away.

    1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

      Advert driven (or Google owned if you will) internet is such a great idea.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "4chan confirmed that PDF uploads have been temporarily disabled and hinting at a potential connection with the PDF attack"

    I thought it was 12chan that had a problem with PDF files.

    1. beast666 Silver badge

      That'll be Bluesoy.

  5. James O'Shea Silver badge

    Here's the world's smallest violin, being played just for them.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/twosetviolin/comments/b3yh14/worlds_smallest_violin/#lightbox

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    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Morals

      I think it's more like a blind person kicking an idiot accurately in the family jewels.

      Repeatedly.

    2. WolfFan

      Re: Morals

      Attacking 4chan is trivially easy. They are so very naughty in so very many ways. Hmm. Kiddie porn... Hmm. Racist porn. Hmm. Facist porn... Hmm. Mass piracy...

      They went out of their way to irritate a lot of people. One or more of those irritated did something to them. I suspect that whoever it was would have tried something, even if 4chan had had nice shiny new hardware and up-to-date software, it'd just have been harder to do. This is an absolutely classical example of Fuck Around and Find Out.

  7. spuck

    Money is always tight for us

    Uh-huh. I've heard that tune before...

    and few companies were willing to sell us servers

    Are they claiming that the Dells, HPEs, Supermicros, etc. of the world declined sell to them at market (or any) price?

    1. WolfFan

      They should have come to me. I'd have built them a few servers, cheap. Well, not that cheap, but cheap enough. Cash in advance, though, I don't trust them.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Usurped

    "No other website can replace it, or this community."

    What about truthsocial?

    1. Casca Silver badge

      Re: Usurped

      We can but hope that 4chan moves to truthsocial

    2. JHD

      Re: Usurped

      That would cover fascism, racism, misogyny, white supremacy, antisemitism, and US based bigotry but probably does not have enough child porn.

  9. ecofeco Silver badge
    FAIL

    Catastrophic?

    I wasn't aware 4chan was some necessary and irreplaceable part of a productive society and peoples lives.

    Who knew?

    They can cry me a river.

    1. Meph
      Joke

      Re: Catastrophic?

      I mean... it keeps all those with terminal impulse control issues entertained and out from underfoot, much like parliament is meant to.

  10. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    hacker using a UK IP address

    I suspect Ann Widdecombe

    1. WolfFan

      Re: hacker using a UK IP address

      I suspect that Ann Widdecombe hasn't a clue about where the 'on' switch on a computer is.

      Scratch that. I suspect that Ann Widdecombe hasn't a clue, period.

    2. Roger Kynaston
      Happy

      Mad Widdie

      Hrmm. Well there is something of the night about 4thing. But I can’t quite see her being able to find a poisoned pdf without destroying her own system.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Mad Widdie

        You can't picture her with the white cat and a cup of tea directing her minions ?

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What does hardware have to do with it

    Why the rambling about server hardware? I manage to keep my servers up to date without buying new hardware.

    It’s a great distraction of course, but there is no excuse for running 10+ years old unpatched versions of ghostscript on your internet facing servers. None.

    1. david 12 Silver badge

      Re: What does hardware have to do with it

      Yes, that's right, it was a distraction. As explained, so great a distraction that they didn't have the time to patch and upgrade their software.

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: What does hardware have to do with it

        Yeah, one of them turned up on one of the FreeBSD mailing lists blaming FreeBSD for being "insecure" (he was a bit more vocal in his phrasing) And it turns out they were running 3ed party programs 10 YEARS out of date LOL. I wonder which version of FreeBSD they were running? No doubt some version that was deprecated many years ago. I bet it was 10.0 :-)

  12. Cruachan Silver badge

    Important Data?

    "vast amounts of important data being stolen."

    I'm having difficulty with the concept of there being anything of value on 4chan personally.

    1. kend1
      Happy

      Re: Important Data?

      Needed for an LLM AI Hacking Agent honeypot. Super sweet, two birds with one stoner.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Not so bad really.

    Really, how bad could it be.

    They sell unlicensed t-shirts with 4chan content on them.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    .. and suddenly, the Universe was full out cries ..

    .. of unrestrained laughter.

    Sorry, had sort of a Star Wars moment.

    I'll go sit quietly in a corner now until it passes.

    :)

  15. IGotOut Silver badge

    What?

    "a hacker using a UK IP address exploited an out-of-date software package"

    A VPN? What's that?

    Oh, we've never heard of that. We'll look after it, once we've updated our Token Ring Shiva RAS so we can log back in remotely.

  16. DS999 Silver badge

    BS

    "Few companies were willing to sell us servers". Yeah right... It would be trivial to order them in your name and have the business reimburse you, and it costs next to nothing to incorporate a dummy company to buy the stuff if don't want the purchase in your name.

    Now sure recurring services like hosting would be a lot harder to get because they can SEE exactly what your servers are hosting and if it doesn't fit their rules they'll kick you out. But a server vendor like HP doesn't know what use you're putting the servers to and even if you bought them as "4chan inc" the order process is probably so automated they'd never know and even if there are a few people in the loop they may have no idea who that is. And probably don't have any corporate rules about how they can and can't sell to, other than sanctioned countries like North Korea.

    1. Snake Silver badge

      Re: BS

      It might be that "Few companies were willing to sell us servers" actually means "Few companies were willing to sell us servers at the price we were willing to pay, £16.32 a unit. We'd skip our McD Kid's Meal dinner that night and sacrifice for the cause, Mom could just make us Mac & cheese."

  17. Jamie Jones Silver badge
    Facepalm

    > "as there is no realistic way to prevent similar exploits using .swf files."

    Bollocks.

    Any user loading those swf files in an old flash player may get trouble, but if they can adversely affect your server, you're doing it wrong.

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Why?

    Is no one wondering why an organisation with no money and seemingly no influence on the general population is attacked? Is it being investigated? Might be interesting if not a disgruntled member. What's the deal with 4chan, I had a quick look, seems like an old style notice / image board?

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Explain please

    Why are people happy that this site was hacked? Looked fairly inconsequential to me.

    1. James Hughes 1

      Re: Explain please

      Have you really never heard of 4Chan? Or used Google?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Explain please

        I'd literally only heard of 4chan, never looked at it before this thread. Heard some stuff about "Q" posting there but never took any notice of the Q stuff, all sounded like a bizarre hoax. Just had a quick scan because of this and it looked boring.

  20. Sherrie Ludwig

    It's still a thing?

    I thought 4chan had gone the way of MySpace. Is MySpace still online? Is 4chan?

    1. PRR Silver badge

      Re: It's still a thing?

      > Is MySpace still online? Is 4chan?

      Or you could try them. You won't catch the clap.

      My{gag}Space has a busy front-page compositor, and seems to be connected with many of its descendants.

      4Chan did come back up (ye of little faith) and faster now (or is that fewer SWF and thin upload queues?). 4Chan is what you want it to be. Offensive politics, racist rants, threats, poor porno. It kinda sets a lower bound on the stupidity of the internet, lower even than BoredPanda and ICanHasCheez. For that alone it is valuable, even though the actual value is zero.

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