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As Nvidia releases its NeMo microservices to embed AI agents into enterprise workflows, research has found that almost half of businesses are seeing only minor gains from their investments in AI. NeMo microservices are a set of tools, some already available, which developers can use to build AI agents capable of integrating …

  1. Darkedge

    Delusional

    "Despite this, nearly all respondents (93 percent) claimed their AI investment has delivered a good return on investment (ROI)."

    That's because they are all Directors who have wasted their companies cash on these B*llsh*t engines and can't be seen to have made a bad decision..

    1. ecofeco Silver badge

      Re: Delusional

      Exactly.

      Oh, and those interviewed were also holding AI companies stock in their portfolio. What's a little legal pump and dump among friends, eh?

  2. Not also known as SC

    Word Salad

    "There are over a billion knowledge workers across many industries, geographies, and locations, and our view is that digital employees or AI agents will be able to help enterprises get more work done in this variety of domains and scenarios,"

    Does this actually mean anything?

    1. ecofeco Silver badge

      Re: Word Salad

      It goes to eleven?

    2. IGotOut Silver badge

      Re: Word Salad

      "Does this actually mean anything?"

      Yes, it means this statement was generated by AI.

  3. Fonant
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    Poishing Turds?

    Since AI is generating bullshit, plausible output that may or may not be accurate or true, this looks like an attempt to polish that bullshit.

    The AI people need to work on ways to guarantee that AI generated content is accurate, and cannot hallucinate. I'm not holding my breath!

    They also need to reward the humans who generated the content they used to train their AI models with.

  4. ecofeco Silver badge
    Facepalm

    What fresh hell?

    ...is this?

    Who knew even AI would have Idiocracy?

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