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Government fixer Elon Musk says his days steering the Trump-blessed cost-trimming, data-scouring DOGE unit are all but done. During Tesla's Q1 earnings call with Wall Street on Tuesday, Musk, in his role as CEO of the lately less popular electric car and robot corp, said he'll be spending a lot less time doing work for the …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Promises promises

    Seeing is believing.

    Initially, there were some fears that a popular rising star of Musk would draw the ire of the head narcissist which would lead to his downfall.

    Those fears were unfounded. He proved to be as incompetent as everybody else in this clown car.

    In the end, Muskiday failed all by himself. Even if his aim was only destruction, he not even destroyed what he promised.

    1. juice

      Re: Promises promises

      > Initially, there were some fears that a popular rising star of Musk would draw the ire of the head narcissist which would lead to his downfall

      Nah.

      I've no doubt that many in the US government - including Trump - are at least looking askance at Musk. But at the same time, he's an incredibly convenient tool to help distract everyone while Trump's issuing a massive flurry of executive orders. 130 and counting, so far...

      After all, he's a non-american billionaire with a massive ego, a love of publicity and a huge amount of hubris. He's a perfect scapegoat - and better yet, he's got all manner of flaws (e.g. how many children out of wedlock?) which can be used when Trump sorrowfully finds that it's time to disown him.

      1. ariels-again

        Re: Promises promises

        Not to worry, please everyone stay on line! There's enough failure to go around, everybody will get some, and even if we run out Trump's bottom people are making more as we speak.

    2. DS999 Silver badge
      FAIL

      Doesn't matter

      If he thinks people will stop hating him and stop treating Tesla as a toxic brand just because he's leaving DOGE behind he's going to quickly learn otherwise.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Doesn't matter

        But but but climate change, global warming, sea levels rising! What will Saint Greta do when we all buy Chevy Tahoe's to replace our Teslas?

        1. DS999 Silver badge

          Re: Doesn't matter

          There are plenty of better EVs than Teslas. Almost all of them are better, in fact. We're long past the time where the only real alternative if you wanted an EV was Tesla. Poor build quality and now terrible resale value make Tesla about the worst option for EVs even if you're a fan of Musk.

          There was a survey reported a few days ago and almost every EV owner said they would buy another EV. But well over half of Tesla owners said their next EV wouldn't be a Tesla, and most of them pegged Musk as the reason. He's destroyed the brand. Of the peopel who said their next car would be an EV they reportedly overwhelmingly that they were liberal, only a very small number were conservative. The biggest fans of what he's doing in government and his extreme right wing views are the least likely to consider an EV, so they might support him with their tweets but won't support him with their wallets.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Doesn't matter

            So are they going to get a VW? Or maybe a Mercedes? Or even a BMW or Porsche? None of those brands have any negative political associations... oh wait!

            I can't see anyone getting a Kia or MG as a status symbol car.

            EV resale prices are rock bottom on pretty much every make and model. And it is so funny watching those liberals squirm with their mental gymnastics on how to maintain their progressive enviro-virtue signalling points along with their status symbol virtue signalling.

            Just waiting for prices to drop a little more and might get myself a model S.

            1. Stork

              Re: Doesn't matter

              I bought a Kia e-Niro, but more as a means of transport than a status symbol. Have looked at Tesla, didn't care much.

              As for status symbol, in these parts they are popular among Uber/Bolt drivers.

          2. BiffoTheBorg

            Re: Doesn't matter

            List them.

            1. Phil Leotardo

              Re: Doesn't matter

              Pretty easy. BYD Seal & Dolphin, MG4, Geely EX5, etc. Offerings for all fits and sizes, and budgets, importantly. Oh, I forgot those aren't available in the United States. I'm sure you could come to a compromise and buy a Model 3 instead. How's this for compromise? 20 years in the United States automotive industry. I wanted electric values with good value for money. I compromised. I bought an inferior product due to geopolitics. All this is the fault of that animal Blundetto (Trump).

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Doesn't matter

                "All this is the fault of that animal Blundetto"

                How so? I'm pretty sure all those models were available under the last administration. You know, the Democrat one. The same one that put a 100% tariff on Chinese EVs. The one that wanted EVs 'Made in Uh-Merica' with 'good union jobs'.

                1. Phil Leotardo

                  Re: Doesn't matter

                  Look - we're not making a Western here. Neither administration has made good moves in the sphere of allowing healthy competition within the EV market, Blundetto or Little Carmine. The fact of the matter is that the American people have allowed themselves to get shafted by their politicians for the sake of "national security". So yeah, no fuckin ziti.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Pay to play

    For a few hundred million you can cripple the last few agencies that try to keep society somewhat safe from rampant greed.

    This was never about efficiency, and I don't think it's incompetence either, they went for whomever blocked whatever megacorporation, and the message is loud and clear for those who still have a job after all of this.

    In that context, the more damage the better, and no town hall for Musk to answer the people's whose lives he's ruined.

    In some sense it's the reverse of China where the dictatorial state made it clear to the oligarchs who was in charge.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Oligarchs

      "In some sense it's the reverse of China where the dictatorial state made it clear to the oligarchs who was in charge."

      As the Orange utan is a student and fan of the Poisoner of Moscow, I think the American Oligarchs have only to look at the fate of the Russian oligarchs to see their future.

      Maybe time to acquire some London real estate? Or maybe Auckland, just to be sure?

      1. ComputerSays_noAbsolutelyNo Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: Oligarchs

        Nah, I don't think Shitler has it in him to act the same way as Putler. One is a calculating, ruthless spy and the other is a clueless ... I don't know.

        Trump couldn't develop such a tight grip on his oligarchs as Putler has, even if he tried to.

        -> Where's my Dicktator Guide 101?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Oligarchs

          Yeah, unlike Trump, Putin can execute.

          1. Groo The Wanderer - A Canuck Silver badge

            Re: Oligarchs

            Rather literally when crossed...

          2. Ian Johnston Silver badge

            Re: Oligarchs

            Trump sends people to indefinite detention in El Salvador without trial or any other element of due process.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Oligarchs

              Except that is wrong. Kilmar Abrego Garcia had already been through the due process in 2019 and should have been deported then. He had SIX YEARS to get citizen status and didn't.

              1. Potemkine!
                Mushroom

                Re: Oligarchs

                Disinformation.

                "In October 2019 he was granted a "withholding of removal" order, court documents show - a status different from asylum, but one which prevented the US government from sending him back to El Salvador because he could face harm. [...] Since 2019, when he was released with the protective order, Mr Abrego Garcia's lawyers say he has had yearly check-ins with immigration officials, which he has attended 'without fail and without incident'."

                A US judge decided he could not be deported. But Trump's goons don't respect nor judges nor the US constitution.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: Oligarchs

                  "Disinformation"

                  Your disinformation claim is disinformation.

                  The original claim was that there had been no due process. There HAD been due process. A withholding of removal order is a temporary status.

                  The fact still stands that he had SIX YEARS to do something and didn't.

                  And I'm sure you clapped along when Biden ignored judges and the constitution.

                  1. Philo T Farnsworth Silver badge

                    Re: Oligarchs

                    > Your disinformation claim is disinformation.

                    No, your disinformation disinformation claim is disinformation.

                    Is not!

                    Is too!

                    Is not!!!

                    Yes it is and your mother wears army boots!

                    Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries1.

                    PHBBBBBTTTTTTTT!!!

                    PHBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

                    There. . . finished that for you.

                    ________________

                    1 You knew I had to slip that one in, didn't you?

                    1. Giles C Silver badge

                      Re: Oligarchs

                      Upvote for the Monty python quote….

                  2. Sorry that forum user name is already taken.

                    Re: Oligarchs

                    If you believed your own bullshit you wouldn't have to post as Anon.

                    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

                      Re: Oligarchs

                      I think we need a system where A/C postings cannot exceed the number of postings under handle as I suspect some of the A/Cs never post any other way.

                      1. silent_count

                        Re: Oligarchs

                        To follow on from Doctor Syntax's comment..

                        I don't see the value of anyone posting as AC given that all of the forum names are made up. All it achieves is to make it harder to specify who you're replying to.

                        1. Like a badger Silver badge

                          Re: Oligarchs

                          "I don't see the value of anyone posting as AC given that all of the forum names are made up."

                          Whilst I'd agree some people abuse it, over time our posts can create a detailed profile of us unless we actively avoid that. So there's times when I'll post AC because I don't want blowback to my employers, or because I know I'm being contentious and don't want to (further) soil my posting name.

                        2. MachDiamond Silver badge

                          Re: Oligarchs

                          "I don't see the value of anyone posting as AC given that all of the forum names are made up."

                          I can see times when posting AC might be ok, but from a registered account with a small limit on how many per time period. There should also be a suspension or ban for anon ad hominem attacks, foul language, etc. At least a suspension for 30 days to post anon.

                      2. Anonymous Coward
                        Anonymous Coward

                        Re: Oligarchs

                        "I suspect some of the A/Cs never post any other way."

                        Indeed, at least I do. I am a coward as a matter of principle.

                  3. Groo The Wanderer - A Canuck Silver badge

                    Re: Oligarchs

                    They really should change the tag from "Anonymous Coward" to "Anonymous Ignorant Asshole."

                    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

                      Re: Oligarchs

                      "They really should change the tag from "Anonymous Coward" to "Anonymous Ignorant Asshole.""

                      It seems that too often, that's how it's being used.

                    2. Anonymous Coward
                      Anonymous Coward

                      Re: Anonymous Ignorant Asshole

                      I wouldn't mind.

                      The reason I prefer to post A/C is that it is ephemeral, more like real speech. Things I write do not add up to a coherent story, or paper trail.

                      In earlier contexts, I found my comments not being interpreted on their own weight and strength, but as following something I had written before.

                      That works both ways, as bad arguments interpreted as "good", and "solid" arguments dismissed as bad because of what I had written earlier.

                      For now, this A/C "anonymity" suits me better. But I try to be informed about what I write. Not always succeeding, though.

          3. chuckamok

            Re: Oligarchs

            The Defenestrator

          4. Cris E

            Re: Oligarchs

            So to speak...

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Tie Musk to the Tesla mast

    Let him go down with his own shit, oh sorry, I meant ship.

  4. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

    Investors are strange

    Musk threatens to return to Tesla and the share price rises?

    1. Richard 12 Silver badge

      Re: Investors are strange

      They think he might be less publicly insane.

      They'll learn.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Investors are strange

        I wonder how many Tesla and SpaceX staff have compulsory random drug tests?

        OK, I know the answer: one less than necessary.

    2. Charlie Clark Silver badge

      Re: Investors are strange

      A lot of the shares are held by fans – yes, he still has plenty – not only did they buy the cars, they also bought shares. This was always part of the strategy of "selling the dream". A high share price reduces the cost of capital, flattering the financial performance of the company.

      I dislike Musk but give him credit for choosing to invest in companies like Tesla and SpaceX. And despite his many flaws and problems, there's no doubt that his energy and drive have helped shape the companies as much as his understanding of the capital markets. He may well benefit from reduced regulation and more juicy government contracts, but he's definitely lost some of his shine and all of his businesses are facing increasingly serious competition internationally. If he cannot turn the sales decline in China around – this the foreign market that really matters to Tesla – then it will be over for the company in a couple of years.

      1. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

        Re: Investors are strange

        Musk's principle skill is securities fraud. He avoided consequences once by promising to have adult supervision on the internet. The next time the prosecution spent most of their time convincing a jury he was guilty but not enough on why to award damages. His success depended on how little the capital markets understood him. That changed when the banks that paid for Twitter found they could not sell the debt. I agree a large proportion of Tesla shareholders are fans. If you are right about sales in China being essential then Tesla is toast. The market is price sensitive. Chinese companies make better electric vehicles cheaper. China's retaliation against Trump's tariffs will prioritise Tesla.

        1. Like a badger Silver badge

          Re: Investors are strange

          "China's retaliation against Trump's tariffs will prioritise Tesla."

          Why would they need to? Most Teslas sold in China are made there, aren't they?

          As you note, some Chinese makers make better cars and cheaper. Musk has crapped all over the Tesla brand, and I'd imagine that irrespective of Chinese government moves, buying a Tesla in China is probably now seen as deeply unpatriotic. Irrespective of any softening of tariffs, Tesla are toast in China.

          Even before he cosied up to Trump, Musk was already sowing the seeds of ruin at Tesla. He didn't fix (to any level of adequacy) the quality issues, the aftermarket logistics issues, the essentially dull cross-range styling, the lack of an affordable model, the ageing model portfolio, or the cost. Where he has the power and entitlement of a Roman emperor but the attention span of goldfish he won't be fixing those critical issues even if he spends more time at Tesla. All we'll see are yet more lies about self driving capability, and the ridiculous claims that Tesla can make a healthy living by automating one of the lowest paid jobs in America.

          1. Cris E

            Re: Investors are strange

            Agree, and that last paragraph is important. Tesla is not in trouble because Elon went off to play Mogol. The car company is suffering because it not doing a good job of the very basic tasks a car company has to master. They are not refreshing the designs. They are not meeting their quality goals. They are not coming down to the price points that the market is starting to demand. Still no FSD after years of promises, but plenty of driver deaths. The parts market is a mess, and so on.

            He can alter the priorities and rush some things through to completion in a year or three, such as a model refresh or better parts supply. But systemic stuff could be harder, and their lead in many global markets may have been thrown away for good by stupid political games and the advances the Chinese are making.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Investors are strange

              Here is the thing, many people have been saying this for YEARS about Telsa cars. Top end money with low end build quality. Many early life failures, bearings in motors, water in motors, water in batteries, flash corruption in the control unit, broken door handles... its a long list.

              For a very long time any criticism of Tesla along these lines was met with a barrage of abuse and people saying how Teslas are the best cars ever made. Now the handwringing, virtue signalling enviro-numpties have decided that Elon is not one of them it has become acceptable to tell the truth about Teslas which is that they are really not all that good.

        2. Charlie Clark Silver badge

          Re: Investors are strange

          To give Musk no credit would be a great mistake. As I said, I personally dislike him, but he should be given some credit for the success of his companies and this beyond financial wizardry. I agree that the board at Tesla is a sham. But he didn't deceive capital markets – they love all the gearing and revenue growth without profit stuff. He's trousered less actual capital than, say, Uber or WeWork, which is one of the reasons he's still where he is and pension funds and the rest are probably still quite happy to give him money…

          But the wheels were starting to squeak long before Twitter – the SolardWorld deal was an illustration of how useless the board was. The Twitter thing wasn't initially a problem for Tesla investors, because Musk used his own shares as collateral for the loans. Which is why, after some hiccups and presumably some private restructuring the share price continued to rise. But now we have real numbers showing that the company is failing across the board and in ways and a scale that can't simply be put down to him being a political embarassment. The company has real R&D failings and a serious problem with design and quality control.

          1. Citizen of Nowhere

            Re: Investors are strange

            So your entire argument is "snake oil salesman is a very good snake oil salesman". Whoopdeedoo. You are precisely the target audience he has targeted :)

          2. MachDiamond Silver badge

            Re: Investors are strange

            "the Twitter thing wasn't initially a problem for Tesla investors, because Musk used his own shares as collateral for the loans."

            Now that all of Elon's X holdings stuff is in one bag, Morgan Stanley has been able to flog off the hot potato they were left holding. Initially they figured they could loan Elon the money and then divest themselves of the debt, but they Elon started screaming about bots and trying to get out of the deal he signed and by the time it was obvious he wasn't going to be able to walk away, the markets changed and Morgan Stanley no longer had buyers for that debt. I expect that some of that was due to the bashing of Twitter by Elon.

    3. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Investors are strange

      "Musk threatens to return to Tesla"

      That's the main point, he's said he's going to put time in at Tesla. Until he does, the threat can go in the "We're making the new Roadster now" file.

      I think he's bored with it as cars aren't as easy as he thought and his initial foray has face planted to much embarrassment.

  5. Empire of the Pussycat

    The "waste and fraud" he claims to have stopped

    Is dwarfed by the waste, fraud, criminality, constitution trampling, self-serving, slaughter, and destruction that he and his chums have gleefully participated in so far, with much more to come.

    Perhaps they'll all end up like Sutler in V for Vendetta, he'd certainly be their kind of guy.

    1. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

      Re: The "waste and fraud" he claims to have stopped

      Sutler and cronies had a monopoly on an effective cure before deploying his bio-weapon. Trump convinces people to not vaccinate their children but lacks a monopoly on snake oil. Trump is a flabby pale imitation. I would pick John Hurt to act the role of psychotic fascist over Trump any day.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The "waste and fraud" he claims to have stopped

        Biden did a pretty good impression of Sutler with his red lit backdrop and shouty delivery.

        1. LBJsPNS Silver badge

          Re: The "waste and fraud" he claims to have stopped

          Another Guy Fawkes mask covering a clown face, huh?

        2. Sorry that forum user name is already taken.

          Re: The "waste and fraud" he claims to have stopped

          If your comments had any merit you wouldn't have to post as Anon.

          Yet another Anonymous Moron.

          1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            Re: The "waste and fraud" he claims to have stopped

            I think the sole aim of all these A/Cs is simply to get picked up for LLM training data.

        3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: The "waste and fraud" he claims to have stopped

          I thought the usual criticism of Biden was that he was the opposite of shouty. However I suppose it's standard practice - label your opponent with your principal's worst failings.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: The "waste and fraud" he claims to have stopped

            @Doctor Syntax

            "I thought the usual criticism of Biden was that he was the opposite of shouty. However I suppose it's standard practice - label your opponent with your principal's worst failings."

            From what I would read Biden was either confused and rambling or fired up and shouty as if drugged up on something. Discussions about Biden speaking (when he was allowed) would either be about him rambling and going off track or being sufficiently dosed up to be the angry grandpa.

            1. Citizen of Nowhere

              Re: The "waste and fraud" he claims to have stopped

              Where as Trump simply sounds like a geriatric puppet with Putin's fist up his arse. Junk away, junky -- is it fentanyl?

  6. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

    His investors should be thrilled, he's taken the knee to trump and learned "the art of the deal".

    And we all know how successful trump is as a businessman

    1. blu3b3rry Silver badge
      Devil

      Hey, wait now....the multiple Trump Casinos were a success story, right?

      Right?

      1. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

        For the demolition contractors and insolvency practitioners.

        I'm also reminded of the guy who was so pleased with 45's first term because his business was booming as a result of trump's economic policies.

        It was a debt collection business

      2. Charlie Clark Silver badge

        Trump has been bankrupt several times but, in America, this hardly matters. In fact, he used it as a tactic on building sites: contractors could either get paid less or watch him go bankrupt and get nothing. And he would boast about this. Not much of a business tactic but it kept him rich and earned him the "tough man" image he is so keen to project, and which many of his voters still believe in.

      3. Ian Johnston Silver badge

        Hey, wait now....the multiple Trump Casinos were a success story, right?

        Of course they were. A loss-making casino, though commercially implausible, is a bloody good way of laundering money for the Russian mafia.

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Money laundering just requires the business to keep making an apparent profit. If, on the other hand, you want to take out more money than the profit supports you can always leave the creditors holding the shitty end of the stick.

    2. EarthDog

      Bankruptcies were part of his business plan. He made money off of them

  7. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    "now that the major work of establishing the [DOGE] is done"

    As usual, his attention span being that of a goldfish, actually having to do actual "work" (for a given value of work) and somewhat justifying it is an exhausting exercise.

    Best get back to the arena where once a year he can promise whatever bullshit for next year and have investors gobble it up.

  8. SundogUK Silver badge

    As the article actually says:

    "Musk may have had little choice in terms of timing. As a "special government employee," Musk is allowed to hold his position for 130 days. If counted from the January 20 creation of DOGE, Musk's appointment would end no later than May 30."

    DOGE isn't going away and will continue the good work but Musk's involvement is legally limited to 130 days.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Just a tip, if you downvote everything in say, this article or another one, it usually gets other people to upvote to compensate.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Posting under your handle would make your point more credible.

    2. Charlie Clark Silver badge

      He can stay longer but would then need Senate confirmation… something that neither party now seems to take the risk for.

    3. PCScreenOnly Silver badge

      A with Jacob Rees-Mogg and Brexit benefits

      Please provide ONE example of where it has benefied.

      Do not count where contracts were already ended, due to end.

      Not sure if JRM ever gave an answer that stood up.

      1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

        Re: A with Jacob Rees-Mogg and Brexit benefits

        I wonder how much JRM's Dublin-based investment company made shorting the pound.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: A with Jacob Rees-Mogg and Brexit benefits

        Brexit has been immensely useful in removing access to supranational courts from the population, which also facilitated the installation of charter cities https://www.thenational.scot/politics/20267661.rishi-sunaks-beloved-charter-cities-pose-huge-threat-democracy/ essentially an area where normal citizens employment and other rights are "modified".

        You'll love this - guess who is the perfect worker for a Charter City - a migrant on a work visa - So Brexit gets us to increase our flagging migration figures, because we need more people coming here we can exploit, without the nasty business of earning rights as part of contributing to society - no come here, work, and fuck off. Forget about bringing your hell spawn unless they can pick crops.

        Given it's removed the ability to leave for large swathes of the population whom speaking only English have zero chance of moving to any geographical close country with a language requirement, so all of them for all intents in the EU, that's made it harder to compare actual peer economies for public services and cost of living on a more casual basis, leading it to be easier to portray the experience at home as an "inevitable response to global economic conditions" or some other vague boredom Bofh "Boss mode" activator.

        This is now starting to lead nicely into the waves of assert forfeitures as the overleveraged and underemployed start to be unable to pay mortgages leading to liquid property acquisitions by capital speculators, like hedge funds, https://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/nov/06/why-are-hedge-funds-supporting-brexit.

        Which neatly brings us onto the EU money laundering acts which really were a step too far, to be forced to pay tax on monies dishonestly obtained in good faith, is just unacceptable, I demand we plunge the country into penury instead, let them eat, claps for Ukraine, there's a war on, don't you know?

        It makes it less risky for the naked support for Genocide and the flagrant refusal to enforce international law, or uphold Treaty obligations that Britain in some cases *drafted*.

        Oh, you meant for the population, sorry - as you were.

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: A with Jacob Rees-Mogg and Brexit benefits

          "Brexit has been immensely useful in removing access to supranational courts from the population"

          Agreed, I'm sure it was the main reason, but useful to whom?

          The advantage of a supranational court is that, if in place, it provides a layer of adult supervision to a government whose own legislation is to the disadvantage of the population.

          If a government wishes to remove that does it not lead to a suspicion of its motives?

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: A with Jacob Rees-Mogg and Brexit benefits

            Indeed - it's about selling us to the the septics, essentially while in the EU you can't give a sweetheart deal to your mate in some specifically brazenly corrupt manner that turns out to be required for the grift to succeed.

            I forget the exact details but I believe it's something along the lines of needing to prevent unequal state aid.

            We don't really have many rights in this country, which is always a shocker to people needing to rely on them for the first time.

            As Don Tariff demonstrates by pulling his neck in a little W.R.T China, there is some checks in US Empire administration but here, Keith can do as he wishes, it's an elective dictatorship without any practical means for the public to insist the police arrest and prosecute open criminals in Government, or wandering the streets of the UK.

            There are armed people wandering the streets of the UK, who are active participants in crimes against humanity, and should you request your local bobby bristling with firearms to do his job and arrest said war criminal, you yourself will be arrested until such time as the criminal has shown a clean pair of heels, at which time you'll be "de-arrested" and told to piss off and pray for Ukraine. https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/israeli-foreign-minister-planned-shorten-london-trip-uk-blocked-arrest-attempt

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: A with Jacob Rees-Mogg and Brexit benefits

              Have a look at this,

              https://x.com/ShaykhSulaiman/status/1914662573376409686

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Erm

    "The unit has been responsible for recommending unpopular layoffs and contract cancellations throughout the US government."

    Are there popular layoffs?

    1. Gary Stewart Silver badge

      Re: Erm

      "Are there popular layoffs?"

      In my 50 years of working, I never heard of one.

    2. Anonymous Coward Silver badge
      Big Brother

      Re: Erm

      I can think of one person in particular who could be laid off and it would be very popular. Unfortunately he's Musk's pet so unlikely to happen.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Erm

      Are there popular layoffs?

      Why don't you tell us? Was yours?

  10. Dave K

    Not sure this is going to do Tesla much good.

    DOGE was only the tip of the iceberg for the anti-Musk sentiment around the world. It doesn't change the fact that he did two Nazi-salutes (which he has never apologised for), nor him trying to (essentially) bribe voters in Wisconsin recently, nor of course his unwavering and very public support for the orange man-child.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Fortunately this does appeal to the far-right electric vehicle buying environmentalist demographic

      Sales should be booming across the weirder bits of rural Oregon

      1. Like a badger Silver badge

        Apparently not:

        https://www.oregonlive.com/business/2025/03/is-the-electric-vehicle-market-peaking-oregon-sales-growth-cooled-last-year.html

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          But that's because Tesla had saturated the liberal hippy Portlandia types.

          By pivoting to the right, he opens up the whole Oregon survivalist / militia types who are an obvious market for $100K cybertrucks with gun-racks

          Assuming Tesla takes crypto, cos they don't use USD cos that's how the government tracks you and gives you autism

          1. MachDiamond Silver badge

            "By pivoting to the right, he opens up the whole Oregon survivalist / militia types who are an obvious market for $100K cybertrucks with gun-racks"

            The world-wide preference is the Toyota Hillux with the third-party "Twin-50" mount in the bed. I expect one could buy them 4:1 and also not have the full-time tracking by Tesla. These are the sort of people that vigorously work to stay off-grid.

            1. Like a badger Silver badge

              If the Orange Stool pushes for a third and fourth term, I can see secessionist pressures in certain states, and that would create a real prospect of civil war where Toyota might garner a lot of sales. A few years ago that statement would have been pure horseshit, now it's entirely conceivable.

              The greatest power the world has ever known, disabled in mere weeks. I suppose the whole Donald Trump story can now be seen as merely a variant on the Trojan Horse.

              1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

                >Donald Trump story can now be seen as merely a variant on the Trojan Horse.

                He's full of Greek soldiers?

                1. Big_Boomer

                  He's full of Russian Seamen?

                  Fixed that for ya ;-)

  11. goodjudge

    Sticker seen on the back of a Tesla this morning

    "I bought this before Elon lost his mind"

    1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

      Re: Sticker seen on the back of a Tesla this morning

      I saw one in Edinburgh with a very professional looking sticker on the back saying "Classic Tesla - pre madness"

    2. Chz

      Re: Sticker seen on the back of a Tesla this morning

      The signs were always there, people just weren't looking hard enough. And a lot of those cars with stickers are still from post-2019 "pedo" Musk when it became brutally obvious without having to look too hard.

  12. BebopWeBop Silver badge

    The consequences

    Musk's ability to raise money is intimatly tied into Tesla's ridiculous valuations. As the share price detiorates watch SpaceX and Starlink get sold off pdq.

  13. ITS Retired

    Musk

    Musk has all the government contracts he needs for control of communications, rockets, stolen data bases. He has neutered his competition. He has hollowed out the regulations of his "businesses", so he is mostly free to do what he wants. Of course his 'government' job is pretty much finished. He is just sticking around to make sure he doesn't lose the plunder he has stolen.

    This man needs reside for the rest of his life, in a secure, walled residence in El Salvador for the damage has has done to our government. His money can be used to repair the damage he has done to innocent people's lives.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Musk

      I wonder what his plan is for 4 years' time.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: Musk

        "I wonder what his plan is for 4 years' time."

        His own factory making knock-off Ketamine?

        1. Like a badger Silver badge

          Re: Musk

          Nah. He's banking on the Orange Moron proclaiming himself president, king and emperor for life. This "stepping back" is simply because Musk knows that if he stays too close to El Presidente he'll be thrown to the wolves for something or other.

  14. EarthDog

    He’s just a rich boy

    Flitting from hobby to hobby

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: He’s just a rich boy

      Couldn't he have taken up something less destructive? Like golf or catapulting endangered species into volcanoes

      1. Like a badger Silver badge

        Re: He’s just a rich boy

        What about cage fighting? Weak, sickly coward that Musk is, he's kept running away from the promised cage fight with all four-foot-nothing of Zuck.

        I want my Musk versus Zuck cage fight. Two men enter....

        1. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: He’s just a rich boy

          " want my Musk versus Zuck cage fight. Two men enter...."

          ...the door is locked behind them and "somebody" that was supposed to remember where the key is just can't anymore. Sheesh.

  15. FuzzyTheBear
    Mushroom

    Sooner than later ..

    The sooner the republicans are wiped out the white house the better for the entire world.

    USA we had it with you and that circus you call a government and the clown you call President.

    1. Excused Boots Silver badge

      Re: Sooner than later ..

      The thing is, from my perspective as a right-pondian, there doesn't seem to be a Republican Party any more, it's more the Trump party. Every member now fights among themselves to be the most obsequious to DJT through fear of being out of favour. Were historically the GOP not seen as supporters of Free Trade, what's happened then?

      The mid-terms next year will be make or break, Trumps hold on the party is such that right now, nobody wants to be on the wrong end of a late night tweet or whatever. But at the same time it is probably very brittle, a disastrous result for the Republicans, they lose control of the House, possibly the Senate too, and I think the dam will burst. Someone will call out the Emperor for having no clothes and it will snowball from there.

      The US needs a good, strong Republican Party; just as it needs a strong Democratic Party, maybe even the start of a third party, but not one totally being held hostage by one man.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Sooner than later ..

        The problem is that the two parties are essentially two sides of the same very thin coin. There is a pretence that <party> is against what <other party> is for and the reciprocal but not much else. Everything in DC is preformative and the only goal is to enrich themselves and maintain a grasp on power until the day they die.

        1. Ace2 Silver badge

          Re: Sooner than later ..

          Yeah, because Al Gore totally would have invaded Iraq on some con-man informant’s say-so.

          Fucking ACs.

  16. Just An Engineer

    One thing I noticed was missing. The fact they decide to lay off the folks that maintain the nuclear arsenal. Since they had no clue what they were there for. Both the DOGE boys and the physicists that maintain the nukes.

    Then there was the Kiddies that had no idea about Cobol and are assuming they can rewrite the 66 million lines of code with something more modern in almost no time at all.... They were even talking about Java script at one point.

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      "One thing I noticed was missing. The fact they decide to lay off the folks that maintain the nuclear arsenal. "

      To me that indicates a slash, burn, fix later approach. I'm sure that most government agencies could do with some trimming, but even the most moribund likely has some sort of useful function that should be preserved. It takes time to do a proper analysis to see where cuts can be made more surgically. Doctors don't amputate a leg for an ingrown toenail, but that's been the approach of the Doggie department of fresh-outs with no real world experience led by a megalomaniac that has no clue what he's doing either (when sober).

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Doctors aren't normally trying to kill the patient to save money. (that's the insurance company's job)

  17. BadRobotics

    the theory of big government

    There is this story that government is like a circular brick building, where each brick has a slight radius. When you start tearing tearing down the bricks, you begin to realise that it really only goes back one way.

  18. BiffoTheBorg

    There was never any creditable justification for all this "Elon Musk is literally Hitler" drivel and it is getting so tired and boring now, please can we go back to "Biden is as sharp as a tack"?

    Elon Musk was always going to gradually reduce time at DOGE, all Special Government Employees are permitted to work 130 days per year. Elon Musk worked 94 in the first quarter, so has to reduce to 1 or 2 days a week for the remainder of the year.

    Tesla cars built at Fremont in the early days continuing up to 2019 had significant quality issues, mostly cosmetic relating to panel gaps and light housing leaks, and some early Model S batteries were below standard. From about 2020 onwards quality was much improved in the USA and Tesla cars built in Shanghai and Berlin have been of good quality from the start of production.

    The new version of Tesla Model Y is a significant improvement on what was the world's best selling car in 2023.

    People that ordered Roadster and those hoping for a cheaper low end vehicle are very disappointed and frustrated at the delays and Cybertruck, although very ambitious and different failed to deliver the range and price points that were promised and continues to have manufacturing issues due to the uncompromising design.

    This year will be critical for Tesla, it will be significant if Cybercab trials in Austin start on schedule in June and are successful and more countries get supervised FSD trials as well as those in USA and China.

    Currently, Tesla's share price is $284.95, more than 50% higher than 12 months ago.

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