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Democratic lawmakers are calling for an investigation after a tech staffer at the US National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) blew the whistle on the cost-trimming DOGE's activities at the employment watchdog – which the staffer claims included being granted superuser status in contravention of standard operating procedures, …

  1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    "in contravention of standard operating procedures"

    Trump's administration has no idea what standard operating procedures are, nor why they are important.

    The orange baboon only knows what wall it wants to throw its shit at.

    1. that one in the corner Silver badge

      Re: "in contravention of standard operating procedures"

      Those rules don't apply to Important People, they are just a sop to keep the little guys quiet.

    2. Groo The Wanderer - A Canuck Silver badge

      Re: "in contravention of standard operating procedures"

      The Department Of Government Evisceration is doing a wonderful job of paying back Putin for the Pumpkin Fuhrer...

    3. Someone Else Silver badge

      Re: "in contravention of standard operating procedures"

      The orange baboon only knows what wall it wants to throw its shit at.

      Are you sure about that? From here, the splatter patterns appear quite random.

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: "in contravention of standard operating procedures"

        "Are you sure about that? From here, the splatter patterns appear quite random."

        The real mischief is hidden by the apparent randomness. Steganography in the real world :-)

        1. UnknownUnknown

          Re: "in contravention of standard operating procedures"

          It’s not Steganography, it’s Bannon’s ‘Flood the Field’.

    4. tekHedd

      Incompetent vs Nefarious

      I mean, Incompetence and Nefarious Intent are only possible explanations.

      They're not mutually exclusive.

      A third strong possibility: He's not really the one in control. All this means that is whoever is pulling the strings is either stupid or evil, or both.

      Most likely possibility: the person(s) pulling the strings is nefarious, but all that experience playing people off against each other on reality TV has taught him to throw up a very impressive smoke screen that keeps enemies off balance. He's also petty and self-centered, and throwing his personal vendettas into the mix, creates even more confusion.

      We're being charitable when we assume incompetence. Stop being charitable and face the truth. We're being played.

      1. spold

        Re: Incompetent vs Nefarious

        Occam's Razor

        1. matjaggard

          Re: Incompetent vs Nefarious

          Hanlon's Razor is one I normally live by but it has sadly been burnt on this particular fire.

  2. Sora2566

    Man, if Russia doesn't have agents inside DOGE, they must be kicking themselves. It would be the easiest pwn ever - I don't think any of them have security clearances or background checks.

    1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

      Why would Russia want agents anywhere in the US government? Mr Trump will happily sell them anything they want to know. China, on the other hand ...

      1. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

        Trump does not sell anything to Russia. He gives it away then asks: "Please Sir, do you want some more?"

        1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

          I find it very hard to imagine Mr Trump doing anything without some personal financial benefit.

          1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            He's expecting a deal. But probably recognises a master land more experienced kleptocrat when he sees one and is prepared to keep in with nim to learn.

          2. Roland6 Silver badge

            Trump Towers Moscow…

          3. Groo The Wanderer - A Canuck Silver badge

            He already has been paid millions by the Russians in loans when no REAL bank was willing to get anywhere near his multiple bankruptcy ass...

        2. CJatCTi
          Facepalm

          Russian Agent Trump

          What of Tumps many actions does Russia not like?

          Split US & Europe

          Europe will no longer buy US wepons

          Gettting the world to look to an alternatve to the USD as the reserve currance of the world

          Destroying the US universities

          Turnning off Voice of America

          Anything to do with Ukraine

          Saying he will take over another country by force

          Stopping USAID / influence in the world

          1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            Re: Russian Agent Trump

            "Europe will no longer buy US wepons"

            This one. Europe having better control over its own weapons isn't necessarily something either will be keen on.

            1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

              Re: Russian Agent Trump

              It's also possibly the one good thing to come out of this shit show. After WWII, the US has actively fostered a Europe dependant on the USA. That makes two reasons for Trump to hate the EU. He thinks the EU are "freeloaders" for doing what the US effectively forced on them, and now they are so closely allied, it makes the EU much more of an equal to the USA and mostly speaks with one voice instead of lots of smaller nations he can bully. (Although this latter may be debatable since of Trump wanted to bully the "little guy" why would he pick a fight with *everyone* in the playground at the same time?

        3. Robert 22

          It is an all you can steal buffet.

    2. Mog_X

      I think that is a given - https://continentalfiles.substack.com/p/doge-darling-is-grandson-of-known

    3. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

      They are perfectly concealed, they will never find them...

    4. ecofeco Silver badge
      Facepalm

      If?

      https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/putin-praises-elon-musk-compares-him-father-soviet-space-program-2025-04-16/

      Putin praises Elon Musk, compares him to father of Soviet space program

      1. Hurn

        Does that mean Musk has access to Nazi rocket hardware, and the few Nazi rocket folk not involved in the US' Operation Paperclip?

    5. DS999 Silver badge

      At least one of them is grandson of a KGB agent

      I think its the one nicknamed "big ballz" but maybe I'm confusing the two.

      The odds that they aren't directly giving Russian intelligence access to everything in the US government is about zero.

    6. spold

      They will get them when they are old enough to grow bum fluff.

  3. Tron Silver badge

    It may not be Russia.

    This is the sort of thing an elected leader does before staging an internal coup, switching to autocracy.

    1. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

      Re: It may not be Russia.

      English doesn't really have a wide selection of words for different types of coup. A self-coup is staying in power after being voted out and we saw an attempt at one 2021-01-06. It was too little, too late and hamstrung by lack of competent people. At about that time planning started on the next self-coup. This time the people knew how to plan and had four years to find and train people to do the work. Implementation started 2025-01-20 with 26 executive orders that day. Technically the next self-coup cannot start until 2029-01-20 when the next president should be sworn in. In reality, the coup is effectively complete and what we are seeing now is some extra layers of concrete being poured over the grave of US democracy.

      1. Dan 55 Silver badge

        Re: It may not be Russia.

        If you look at the definition of self-coup it includes "The leader may dissolve or render powerless the national legislature and unlawfully assume extraordinary powers" so it's started.

        This article argues "A self-coup is when someone who is already the executive tries to dramatically increase their power at the expense of other government actors, also illegally" and "Verdict: Self coup, in-progress, success still unknown".

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: It may not be Russia.

        "selection of words"

        The whole thing is based on a misunderstanding; one of his aides told him an early campaign platform concept "is completely coo-coo, Sir" and an idea gelled in the be-quiffed bonce.

      3. Peter2

        Re: It may not be Russia.

        English doesn't really have a wide selection of words for different types of coup.

        Just use the French words. It's not as if "Coup" isn't lifted from "Coup d'état", after all.

        1. Groo The Wanderer - A Canuck Silver badge

          Re: It may not be Russia.

          Americans can't even spell properly and you want them to use words from French?

    2. ecofeco Silver badge

      Re: It may not be Russia.

      It's Russia. It is a documented fact that Russia OWNS Trump.

      1. DS999 Silver badge

        Re: It may not be Russia.

        It's Russia. It is a documented fact that Russia OWNS Trump Krasnov.

        1. trindflo

          Re: It may not be Russia.

          I hadn't seen that before. Thanks for the search term; very enlightening.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I for one pass on my deepest sypathies regarding the tragic accident which is about to befall the whistleblower

    1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

      In CICOT?

  5. that one in the corner Silver badge

    Attempts to log in from a Russian IP address within 15 minutes of account creation

    Much as I love to hear of DOdGEy goings-on, it does seem a bit of a feeble attempt to login directly from home; doesn't Russian Youtube get all those adverts for NordVPN?

    Unless, unless - it was all a feint and the successful login from Ivan's Washington office was made within eight minutes of the account going live?

    1. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

      Re: Attempts to log in from a Russian IP address within 15 minutes of account creation

      Why bother to hide where you're coming from if you've been invited in?

      1. heyrick Silver badge

        Re: Attempts to log in from a Russian IP address within 15 minutes of account creation

        Why bother to hide if you don't give a crap and nobody can come after you?

      2. tekHedd

        ...if you've been invited in

        Why would a DOGE employee use a VPN?

        1) Perhaps you are getting paid well and don't want to wreck your career by quitting DOGE, but would really prefer not to be directly implicated in what you're pretty sure is going to be an absolute dumpster fire.

        2) You're torrenting videos from your work computer and running a VPN because of that

        ...and you get a great discount on this Russian VPN software through your work contacts...

  6. Dan 55 Silver badge

    In other news...

    Trump administration shutters US office countering foreign disinformation

    Pentagon’s ‘SWAT team of nerds’ resigns en masse

    All forms of defence against online Russian attacks are being neutered by Doge and ways into government systems are being facilitates by Doge. It's difficult to see how Putin could have done any better himself.

    1. Roland6 Silver badge

      Re: In other news...

      Which, given the neutering is being done by Doge, means Doge is also a Russian agent… The only question is why the wet behind the ears Doge minions are so committed to cause…

  7. scottro

    I think it's been said here before, but the only competent person Trump employed was Stormy Daniels. And according to something or other--I read it on the Internet so it must be true--most who voted for Trump would vote for him again. But worse than him are the GOP senators who make it all possible--and Trumptards would probably vote for them again.

    Unlike the wars on poverty and terrorism the GOP war on education was successful--as Trump said, he loves uneducated people, that's how the GOP stay in power. And so far, it seems that they';re getting away with it--as for any Trumptards reading this who will say what about when Biden---he should have done what Trump's doing to Fox news and Joe Rogan. So go ahead and touch yourselves while watching either one of them. You're beneath contempt--at least in Nixon's and even Reagon's time, you had some shame.

    1. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Joe Rogan Debates Himself: Immigration and Border (6 mins)

      Joe Rogan’s view on immigration and the border have shifted a LOT over time. Watch as Joe Rogan debates himself, revealing the contradictions, hypocrisy, and unexpected shifts in his views.

    2. I should coco

      Since the end of Aparthide the South African govenment has successfully been on a mission to keep the population uneducated. Many stories of budget cuts, truckloads of free books destined for schools dumped in landfill, cutting teachers wages etc. etc. and it worked. 75 million people and only about 0.3% have any formal education. Just take a look at the minister for Education and she is a prime example of what the system did.

      If it can work for Zuma (shiny dickhead) it can work for the Orange dickhead.

  8. powershift

    Disappointing

    Its pretty sad to see that happen to our government. Not that I'm a fan of government, but that sounds terrible all around. More like an authoritarian bypassing the rules that were meant to safeguard the very thing they took.

  9. chuckufarley

    When there is blood in the streets...

    ...Buy property.

  10. hayzoos

    A little more to the story

    The whistleblower was left a threatening letter taped to his front door. Detail in the letter intended to scare him was recently updated information which should have been only available from a government database like OPM. IOW threat came from government insider. But with OPM's history and other recent DOGEy events, this info may very well be found outside government.

    He states he is hoping others like him in other agencies visited by DOGE come forward as well. Apparently, his lawyer has uncovered information that there are others who have witnessed similar activity at other agencies when DOGE paid a visit.

    I do not know for sure, but as a user I experienced something I thought was odd at usps.gov. It was in the timeframe DOGE was invited by former postmaster general Louis DeJoy to review the USPS efficiency just prior to DeJoy's stepping down from the job. I was attempting to login to usps.gov when I recieved an odd message, "their MFA was not working". I expected the login to fail, but no, the login succeded without MFA (TOTP is configured on my account). I had sent a message complaining about allowing account logins when MFA was not working. I cannot remember for sure, but I think it happened again a few days later. Was this caused by DOGE?

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Blame the Democrats

    The democratic party of the United States was so unable or so _unwilling_ to find a viable, non-sock puppet, non-infirm, non-criminal candidate that they insisted on running Alzheimer's patient Biden against Trump. (Then at the last minute replacing him with some other unknown and irrelevant candidate. yeah yeah.)

    This is really a race to the bottom. Literally *anyone*, _except_ the Democratic nominees, would have been better than Trump. As evidence of that: their nominated candidates are *so* bad that they've lost to **TRUMP**. TWICE. If it's so hard to win against _Trump_, then you can clearly blame the democrats for their god-awful nominees.

    This hasn't been a Trump problem (it is now), it's been a Democratic Party problem.

    -

    Example: The democratic party shanked the slam-dunk win of 2016 (Bernie) and put in place a candidate who has a denotation, Klinton Kill Kount. (Any reporter that investigates the family ends up dead.) Great candidate, there, with that single-issue platform as well. (Woman for President! Yeah!) 2020's placement of the sock-puppet Biden, who just signs whatever, and does whatever the party tells him - without thought, or understanding of what he's doing, further entrenching the shadow government - where the candidate literally can't even *move* at important times, let alone be a president.

    When these are the best candidates that this political party can find, it becomes understandable how the American people can't choose properly.

    1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

      Blame the system

      There is a deeper problem: Only two political parties. And a system in place to prevent new parties from forming. While I don't like a specific political party in Germany gaining more members, I still prefer our system where new parties can actually from, and not only extreme right or left, also quite a number closer to the center.

      PS: Why as AC? Are you afraid to voice your freedom of speech and expression so you HAVE to do it as AC? Has it gone this far? Looking around the country I suspect you are from I cannot really blame you, but this feels soooo weird.

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