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The Trump administration's latest salvo in the US-China trade war has forced Nvidia to take a $5.5 billion charge, the GPU goliath revealed in a Tuesday regulatory filing that sent its stock tumbling in after-hours trading. Details so far are light, but it is clear it's tied to newly implemented export controls essentially …

  1. ecofeco Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Ouch

    See title

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Ouch

      Yep, CEO or porn actress, you'll eventually get fucked by Donald.

  2. jake Silver badge

    Open note to all billionares and high-end millionares.

    Might want to ask Rudy Giuliani if Trump is trustworthy once he has used you for whatever he needs to use you for.

    What good is a fool once you have separated him from his money (or whatever)?

    1. Mike007

      Re: Open note to all billionares and high-end millionares.

      It is part of Trump's genius plan to combat corruption. Encourage people to pay him bribes, then immediately fuck them over to teach them a lesson about thinking they can bribe politicians to get what they want. What a genius that man is!

      I am sure it has nothing at all to do with greed or untrustworthiness or anything. I read on the internet that everything that man does is actually part of a highly complicated plan that mere morals simply can not comprehend.

      1. Eclectic Man Silver badge
        Unhappy

        Re: Open note to all billionares and high-end millionares.

        One problem with 'entitled' people is that They do not recognise when You have done Them a favour - it is merely what They deserve, so They do not thank You or indeed consider that any thanks or favour or even acknowledgement may be due to You in return.

      2. cyberdemon Silver badge
        Happy

        Re: Open note to all billionares and high-end millionares.

        If he keeps mugging off everyone around him, including his own supporters, civil servants, corrupt officials, gangsters, foreign leaders and powerful businessmen who have more money than he ever will, then he is going to find himself wearing a pair of concrete boots at the bottom of the Potomac before the midterm elections

        He's not the Messiah, he's not even the Antichrist, he's just an arrogant, treacherous, very naughty boy who will get what's coming to him eventually.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Open note to all billionares and high-end millionares.

          "He's not the Messiah, he's not even the Antichrist, he's just an arrogant, treacherous, very naughty boy who will get what's coming to him eventually."

          That is a hope BUT with the way American Politics works, at the moment, is NOT very likely !!!

          IF it should happen it would be a sign that American Politics has not completely failed 'the people' and may even recover from the onslaught of corruption & grift of late.

          :)

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Open note to all billionares and high-end millionares.

            I finally understand Trumpfs prior 'Drain the swamp' ideas.

            It was NOT an attempt to remove corruption & grift BUT his attempt to remove COMPETITION !!!

            He failed last time because he tried to use the existing processes ... this time he is excluding ALL other parts of government by ruling via 'Executive Order'.

            The Senate and the House of Representatives just 'get in the way' so Pres47 simply ignores them ... he is also trying to ignore the judicial side as well !!!

            One man at the top who 'knows all', is ALWAYS right and never follows other peoples advice ... reminds me of someone ... just cannot remember the name BUT I think it was in Europe somewhere quite a few years back !!!

            :)

      3. snowpages

        Interesting typo:

        "mere morals". Hmmm.

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Open note to all billionares and high-end millionares.

        "that mere morals simply can not comprehend."

        A brilliant "on purpose" typo but still brilliant if accidental.

      5. Sorry that forum user name is already taken.

        Re: Open note to all billionares and high-end millionares.

        > I read on the internet that everything that man does is actually part of a highly complicated plan that mere *morals* simply can not comprehend.

        +1 for the hilariously appropriate typo!

      6. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Open note to all billionares and high-end millionares.

        "a highly complicated plan that mere mor[t]als simply can not comprehend"

        Including *Trumpf* himself ... this, of course, is for 'security reasons' which Trumpf & his minions take VERY VERY seriously ... when not on 'Truth Social' or 'Signal' or other 'highly secure' platforms !!!

        :)

  3. EricB123

    One million is chump change

    Maybe Jensen should have ponyed-up for the deluxe dinner at Mar-a-Lago.

  4. Richard Jones 1
    WTF?

    Rephrasing required?

    Perhaps the certainty is misplaced, this might be better "in effect for the indefinite future." as 'until another U turn'!

  5. ComputerSays_noAbsolutelyNo Silver badge
    Terminator

    Cost of doing business

    What a nice business you have there.

    Wouldn't it be a shame if something were to happen to it?

  6. Howard Sway

    wasn't the outcome Huang was looking for when he attended a $1 million-a-head dinner

    The tech companies invented cloud subscription as a way of extracting regular monthly payments for software rather than one-off purchases. Unfortunately for them, that system now also appears to have been introduced for "political donations".

  7. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    Let me know

    Just let me know which stock do you want to crash, so I'll buy it for a fee.

    Every time I buy something it crashes soon after.

    1. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Let me know

      So short it instead...

  8. Charlie Clark Silver badge

    Time for creative accounting

    Russian evasion of sanctions provide an excellent blueprint for how to avoid this and South East Asia now reeling from Trump's punitive tariffs has an added incentive to join the party: 10% more chips to Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia… for, er, AI washing machines…

    Not only is Trump driving the US economy down the toilet, he's encouraging corruption around the world.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Time for creative accounting

      "he's encouraging corruption around the world."

      He'll expect his cut.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Time for creative accounting

        @Doctor Syntax

        "He'll expect his cut."

        But will he stick with the accepted going rate of 10% for the big guy?

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: Time for creative accounting

          The big guy can have 10%, he'll have the rest.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Time for creative accounting

            @Doctor Syntax

            "The big guy can have 10%, he'll have the rest."

            He = Hunter?

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Time for creative accounting

        CORRECTION:

        "he's encouraging driving further corruption around the world, which MAY line his pockets by coincidence, of course."

        :)

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The art of the steal

    I wouldn’t trust Donald with any deal.

    He only knows how to cheat and stiff people.

    1. Roland6 Silver badge

      Re: The art of the steal

      Clearly the talk of Trump’s real estate business having to deal with protection rackets, is baseless, as given his propensity to stitch other up, the protection rackets would of stitched him up and probably arranged some bespoke concrete boots…

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    ...and China Has Stopped All Boeing Shipments....

    .....MAGA...........

    Really?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: ...and China Has Stopped All Boeing Shipments....

      I'd guess Boeing won't have a problem selling built, part-built or order slots given the backlog they've got.

      Elsewhere I see a trial date has been set for 23 June in the US DoJ's criminal fraud case against Boeing over the 737 Max debacle. In the same report it says the company intend to plead guilty, so yet more reputational corrosion for Boeing, albeit of a recycled nature.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    If we're honest here China is more than competent to eventually produce chips of similar power so why force them down that road quicker? He complains about trade deficit then takes action to make it even larger.

    Am I missing something here?

    The other point is they will have no issue getting these chips through another country if they want them. Do any countries really care what's exported? I understand checking imports but why would you invest in checking exports unless you have to do it for the country importing? It's not like China is going to be telling countries to make sure they don't get sent these chips.

    1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

      China is currently nowhere able to produce such chips, but it has made astonishing progress since the first such sanctions were imposed. Perhaps, more importantly, its software developers are finding ways to do work with less powerful chips and fewer of them: another form of substitution that ill-thought out sanctions can encourage.

  12. Scene it all

    China is making it's own AI accelerators, like this one: https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/cpus/chinas-push-for-chip-independence-continues-with-its-first-risc-v-server-cpu

    But I have no idea what the power is compared to even the Nvidia H20.

  13. Mitoo Bobsworth

    Learning disability

    Anyone who deals with the orange shit-gibbon clearly has no historical memory or sense of self-preservation.

  14. CowHorseFrog

    Tehres a famous story from Aesop about a scorpion trying to cross a river...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      All hail/heil Trumpf !!!

      Yet even knowing the story I would trust the scorpion more than Trumpf & his minions !!!

      The scorpion stabs you in the back ONCE ... Trumpf & his minions stabs you in the back multiple times, just because they can !!!

      :)

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