Re: The Hunting Of The Snark
Oh no, I'm here for the cynical viewpoint. I've been here since it was a properly British site.
What I found a little jarring was that the article was less about Isar and leaned more into a subtext of "look at these grifters, calling failure a success as long as the money keeps coming", but framed around Isar's recent launch. Which struck me as very unfair and somewhat "punching down". And that's not snark. it's bullying, or at the very least... being a dick. Which is not really the heritage of El Reg - asking the awkward questions, but sometimes tongue-in-cheek and - yes - offering a giggle.
This raises the question: what even counts as failure anymore in the world of so-called "New Space" – the VC-fueled and risk-friendly private rocket sector?
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A trend is starting to be seen in the commercial rocket world where a failure is declared a success. Isar is in good company – SpaceX boss Elon Musk regularly insists Starship explosions are valuable learning experiences, even when those "successes" turn into high-altitude confetti.
If the intent of Isar Aerospace's Spectrum test flight was to clear the launchpad, shut itself down mid-air, and then have the vehicle plummet into a nearby body of water, then the mission was an unqualified success.
The rocket, to be clear, is meant to reach orbit and is not a submersible. The Reg wonders if Isar Aerospace would still be claiming "success" had Spectrum crashed back onto the launchpad instead.
This isn't a fun jibe or some gentle ribbing of "ah well, they'll get there - there's some good boffinry going on". It's pushing across the line of just laying into Isar and calling them disingenuous for staying upbeat after not making it to orbit on their very first launch which - for the record - most rockets don't. To compare the failure of their very first launch with SpaceX's recent issues is entirely unfair and unwarranted.
Deriding SpaceX's recent spate of failures would be fair - because we've seen a mature, experienced company lose upper stages and Starship bodies in ways that ought to be "solved problems". They're landing the hard parts and screwing up the (not easy but) established parts, which points to school-boy manufacturing and assembly process issues. Similarly if RocketLab had a string of failures, then fair game, have at them.
SpaceX lost three Falcon 1s before they made orbit - and then became wildly successful. RocketLab lost their first Electron. Isar are allowed another go without being heckled too hard (and it's really quite offensive for Metzler to be compared with Musk - I'll leave it to readers to decide which way round they want to read that! I'm sure there's something in there to upset everybody. We're not here for a po-faced attitude are we).