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Elon Musk may have launched hundreds of rockets and sent his own Tesla Roadster into space, but rival billionaire Jeff Bezos will soon be able to boast he’s built a moon rover. Firefly Aerospace, the private space company that recently landed its Blue Ghost craft on the Moon – more on that later - on Tuesday announced it …

  1. Pete 2 Silver badge

    Far side

    > another Blue Ghost is bound for the dark side of the Moon.

    There is no dark side of the Moon really. As a matter of fact it's all dark

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: Far side

      "There is no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark. The only thing that makes it look light is the sun." —Gerry O'Driscoll

      FTFY

  2. jake Silver badge

    SO ...

    ... how long do you suppose it'll take DOGE to cancel the contract, and instead award it to another space junk provider?

    1. NoneSuch Silver badge

      Re: SO ...

      Elon could build the next moon rover.

      It would be surrounded by protestors, the sides keyed and eventually firebombed making a useless shambles of a wreck, but he could do it.

  3. PhilipN Silver badge

    "a location humans have never visited in person .."

    Nicely trips off the tongue.

    Almost like saying "We haven't been to Bognor yet this year."

    1. Ochib

      Re: "a location humans have never visited in person .."

      Bugger Bognor - George V

      1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
        Pint

        Re: "a location humans have never visited in person .."

        I come to Bury St Edmonds, not to praise him. (Noel Coward).

  4. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

    Delivery Robots from Starship Technologies

    Did they considered Starship Technologies?

    https://www.starship.xyz/

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starship_Technologies

    Handy if Amazon want to start a distribution hub on the moon - though NASA may find it impossible to cancel Amazon Prime

  5. ComputerSays_noAbsolutelyNo Silver badge
    Coat

    ... and it will be fully self driving

    -> this one is to conceal my identity, 'cos who knows when mocking Tesla will become terrorism

  6. that one in the corner Silver badge

    Domes on The Moon

    Hasn't Commander Straker already investigated those?

    Along with that one on the ocean floor, of course.

    1. TRT

      Re: Domes on The Moon

      He delegated the task to Commander Koenig.

      1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
        Mushroom

        Re: Domes on The Moon

        Technically speaking he handed it to Simmons, who delegated it to Gorski, who got the dome covers from a bloke down the pub, who Simmons then replaced with Koenig.

        ICON - Then it went a bit pear shaped (Can we get a mushroom cloud in a almost near vacuum?).

        1. TRT

          Re: Domes on The Moon

          Ah... Season 1, episode 1... I've always wondered how they got Scott Tracy to pilot that Eagle.

          1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
            Mushroom

            Re: Domes on The Moon

            Phil Madoc's one scene that made it to the episode.

            VICTOR: "Oh, I'm sure he'll survive."

  7. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

    The lesser of two evils

    Probably for the best that Elon isn't involved, a recall from the moon would be a bit of a problem

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: The lesser of two evils

      Musk has already turned his nose up at the Moon and thinks we should ignore it and go to Mars instead. OTOH Amazon delivery might also miss the Moon and deliver to Mars's wheelie bin instead.

    2. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
      Flame

      Re: The lesser of two evils

      In outer space, your Tesla can't burst into flames . . . so I guess a Tesla rover would just melt into slag.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: The lesser of two evils

        "In outer space, your Tesla can't burst into flames"

        The thing about batteries is they contain both a fuel and an oxidizer so they could get a wee bit flamey in space.

        1. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
          Thumb Up

          Re: The lesser of two evils

          I stand corrected! In that case, we can all sit back and appreciate the beautiful spectacle of an incandescent Cybertruck silently and majestically rolling across the moonscape as it's consumed from within by its own burning battery.

          Fire in the belly, indeed.

          1. MachDiamond Silver badge

            Re: The lesser of two evils

            "we can all sit back and appreciate the beautiful spectacle of an incandescent Cybertruck silently and majestically rolling across the moonscape as it's consumed from within by its own burning battery."

            I'll bring the marshmallows.

  8. SnailFerrous Silver badge

    An underground volcano lair on the moon for Mr Bezos. How about that for oligarch one upmanship. Beat that Elon.

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      "An underground volcano lair on the moon for Mr Bezos."

      There are what appear to be entrances to lava tunnels on the moon's surface that many scientists would love to explore. Even a modest cave would be a good start to a well protected habitat and a fantastic start to a permanent base. Bugger the south pole. (Figuratively, obviously).

  9. Simon Harris Silver badge
    Joke

    Jeff Bezos can now taunt Elon Musk

    And I thought the shape of Blue Origin was supposed to be Jeff Bezos's attempt at space willy waving.

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Jeff Bezos can now taunt Elon Musk

      "And I thought the shape of Blue Origin was supposed to be Jeff Bezos's attempt at space willy waving."

      The funny thing is that I was watching a video by "The Common Sense Skeptic" on Elon and there was a photo of him standing in front of a display with a model in the background that looked much more like a John Thomas than the New Glenn rocket.

  10. BasicReality Bronze badge

    Will it require an Amazon Prime subscription?

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Will it be able to avoid it?

      1. TRT

        If you want to avoid the $499bn delivery charge, I guess so.

        1. Craig 2
          Joke

          It's the soft landing that's the tricky bit, something even the local Evri drivers struggle with here on Earth.

          1. TRT

            Package was left with your neighbour, Venus.

            1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
              Windows

              Ohhh was she in, she's usually out & about with that Steve Zodiac fella.

              Icon - I may be old, but not quite that old as I don't actually recall Fireball XL5 on my TV as a kid.

              1. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

                I may be old, but not quite that old as I don't actually recall Fireball XL5 on my TV as a kid.

                I do, so I must be old...

                1. STOP_FORTH Silver badge

                  Ditto, plus Supercar!

                  1. ajadedcynicaloldfart

                    Don't forget Space Patrol

                    1. TRT

                      Roberta Leigh. And yes... we've done the electronic theme tune bit already haven't we? The one that predates Dr Who?

                    2. STOP_FORTH Silver badge

                      Yobba rays on.

                    3. Winkypop Silver badge

                      Gabblerdictum Says hi!

              2. that one in the corner Silver badge

                Fireball XL5 still showing on Talking Pictures TV, Sat 14:25.

                Next episode: an Amazonian Queen has ben exiled into Spaaaaace![1]

                [1] probably all to the best, as if she were undersea she'd have to wait for Stingray to be invented, in a few years' time (Supercar is only a two-seater, so where would an Amazon stow her bow?)

              3. Persona Silver badge

                I barely remember it. Just the theme tune and Robbie the Robot, and the ski jump launch. I can't recall any of the episodes. I was more of an age for Stingray.

    2. SnailFerrous Silver badge

      Air is only available with Prime. You want air, don't you?

  11. Yankee Doodle Doofus

    "...Earth’s sole permanent natural satellite."

    Elon: "Permanent? Hold my beer."

    1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
      Mushroom

      Re: "...Earth’s sole permanent natural satellite."

      Until Trump puts Elon in charge of planned nuclear waste dumps on the moon!

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Oh, look! It's a baby M113!

    I hope Elmo keeps his grubby paws off this one...

    Anon 'cause US.

  13. trevorde Silver badge

    Musk's response

    Send a CyberTruck with FSD

  14. Nematode Bronze badge

    I'm moving more and more left in my thinking since retiring and getting old. Just think what all the money spent by fantasists like Musk, Bezos, Gates etc on going to the Moon, Mars, or on equally useless and cliquey projects, could do for world health, welfare and peace if applied locally. There is no Planet B, as the expression goes.

    1. that one in the corner Silver badge

      > Just think what all the money spent by fantasists like Musk, Bezos, Gates etc on going to the Moon, Mars, or on equally useless and cliquey projects, could do for world health, welfare and peace if applied locally.

      Not as much as you might think. Don't forget, there isn't any "money going into space", there is only a few lumps of (exquisitely crafted) metals, plastics etc.

      All[1] of the money being spent is ending up, basically, giving people jobs - feeding, clothing, housing, improving physical and mental health, providing dignity[2]. Even if you don't believe that there are any other benefits, either short[3], medium[4] or long[5] term (or, for the hopelessly romantic/optimistic, the very long term[6]).

      Go and have a look at the old idea of the Eccentric British Landowner, who spent their money on having Follies built: these provided the locals with work and wages. And all within The System, no need to try and Tear Down The Man[7], just that daft old buffer spending the family money on a pointless Summer House in the North Forty.

      Yes, the modern lot could go about it with less of an eye on making a buck in return, and a healthy dose of humility (and "old bufferism") would go a long way to making them more palatable, but take what we can get.

      [1] yes, yes, there are no doubt boondoggles and backhanders and all the rest, but so long as that also gets spent.

      [2] even if current events puts paid to the idea that - certain people - actually have "giving people jobs" as one of their life goals, that is the (unintended) result.

      [3] e.g. we may be pissed off at aspects of it, but satellite launch capability gives us Good Things, and the improvements in lift required for Moon/Mars/Manned missions can then be used for other things.

      [4] There is no Planet B, but there are honking great lumps of rock out there, with our names on them; it would be nice to have a way to send up something big to give them a nudge

      [5] materials science in space - along with all basic science - is valuable research, that all feeds back into the good of the human race (and other denizens of Earth).

      [6] There is no Planet B, so there is merit in looking to settle the neighbourhood (Solar and stellar).

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        "[6] There is no Planet B, so there is merit in looking to settle the neighbourhood (Solar and stellar)."

        Nothing has been found and anybody that thinks a colony could settle Mars should look into the problem of it not having much in the way of Nitrogen. Water it has, Oxygen it has, but lacking Nitrogen is a major show stopper. Maybe someday when nuclear propulsion is perfected and shuttles can swoop through Titan's atmosphere and bring some back to Mars.... It would have to be continuous since Mars won't be able to hang onto it for very long and the travel time between the Saturnian system and Mars can be years.

        What we have learned in studying about trying to live off planet is what it takes to live, in much better detail. That should help us have a deeper understanding what we are doing that hastens our killing ourselves off through ignorance.

    2. MachDiamond Silver badge

      "Just think what all the money spent by fantasists like Musk, Bezos, Gates etc on going to the Moon, Mars, or on equally useless and cliquey projects, could do for world health, welfare and peace if applied locally."

      That's been tried and nothing changes except a load of consultants buy shiny new cars, boats and planes.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    That artists impression

    Looks like a LEGO advert.

  16. ddogsdad

    No I do not like Elon.... But If you if you pull the tire valves out you could send a Tesla Truck to the moon tomorrow and just fill the back up with air when you get there. There already is a Tesla in Orbit.

  17. jonsg

    Musk rebuttal

    "I've launched many thousands of payloads into orbit and beyond - when can Blue Origin do that?"

    No, I'm not a Musk simp, but one (as yet unbuilt) rover versus around 7,500 deployed payloads is hardly the calculus of success.

    As someone who's worked on several successful commercial satellites, and whose flight heritage is in many others, I'm all for any spacetech company to succeed. However, Blue Origin is struggling to achieve anything beyond lobbing rich people just past the Kármán line for a few seconds' float time and golf club bragging rights.

    That's not spaceflight. It's playing in the sandpit. Blue Origin needs to turn New Glenn into a reliable, fast-turnaround, reusable, super-reliable launch platform in the same way Falcon 9 and Falcon Heavy already have been for a decade. Right now, they've only managed one launch, and lost control the of the first (booster) stage they intended to land.

    This is not to say that Starship isn't having troubles too. However, SpaceX's "Fail fast and iterate" model appears to be working better than Blue Origin's "Slow and cautious wins the race", and they've got full order books for Falcon and a shockingly good launch cadence.

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