back to article Feds: Army soldier suspected of AT&T heist Googled ‘can hacking be treason,’ ‘defecting to Russia’

The US Army soldier suspected of compromising AT&T and bragging about getting his hands on President Trump's call logs allegedly tried to sell stolen information to a foreign intel agent. The military man even Google searched for "can hacking be treason," and "US military personnel defecting to Russia," according to …

  1. An_Old_Dog Silver badge
    Facepalm

    U.S. Army Admission Test

    Doesn't the U.S. Army have some sort of minimum "wisdom score" requirement of its cadets? Isn't there a test?

    You know, something like, "You walk into a room, and find yourself the sole occupant there. On a table, you see a standard, olive-drab-painted M67 fragmentation grenade. The grenade's pin and handle ("spoon") are nowhere in sight. What do you do?"

    Based on his other actions, I don't think this guy would pass the wisdom test.

    1. veti Silver badge

      Re: U.S. Army Admission Test

      Ah yes, easy mistake to make. The 10 WIS requirement is a maximum, not minimum.

      You may occasionally meet soldiers wiser than that, but that means they've put level up increases into that stat. Either that or they tricked the test.

      1. DoctorPaul Bronze badge

        Re: U.S. Army Admission Test

        Reminds me of apocryphal stories many decades ago of the maths test for a Saturday job at Woolworths. Allegedly you failed it if you could add up.

        This was in the days before tills did the adding up for you, yes I'm that old!

        1. An_Old_Dog Silver badge
          Holmes

          Woolworths' Maths Test

          The meta-test behind any pre-employment test, is to figure out what the employers want, and then answer in a way that makes them think you've got it.

          1. Not Yb Silver badge

            Re: Woolworths' Maths Test

            I'm fairly sure I've convinced most of those true false "psychological tests" that I'm normal.

            1. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

              Re: Woolworths' Maths Test

              Reminds me of when I gave someone a similar questionnaire set at work, for "fun". I Knew what I expected the outcome to be and they knew what I was expecting. So they deliberately gamed the answers and the results came back full hard against the stops but in the opposite direction. Which told me everything I expected, just not in the way I expected.

        2. collinsl Silver badge

          Re: U.S. Army Admission Test

          This was in the days before tills did the adding up for you, yes I'm that old!

          Not that old since mechanical tills have done adding up since the 1880s IIRC.

    2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: U.S. Army Admission Test

      You don't want them wise enough to stay away from situations where they might get shot at.

      1. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

        Re: U.S. Army Admission Test

        You don't want them wise enough to stay away from situations where they might be shot at, unless there is no less-risky way to achieve their military objectives.

        If there is a less-risky way, you want them to be wise enough to take that less-risky way.

        As a soldier, you don't want any fools in your vicinity. 'Friendly fire' is not friendly, and many 'accidents' are preventable.

        1. collinsl Silver badge

          Re: U.S. Army Admission Test

          As General Patton put it (apocryphally) - “Now, I want you to remember that no son of a bitch ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb son of a bitch die for his country.”

    3. Not Yb Silver badge

      Re: U.S. Army Admission Test

      The test for basic soldiering is, as it always has been, "can you get through basic training? If you don't quite make it, we'll let you keep trying for quite a while."

  2. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

    After exfiltrating President Krasnov's phone logs sane people would stay well clear of Russia.

  3. Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

    Also in his search history...

    "do Russian women look like the ones in these websites?"

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Also in his search history...

      I surely hope they do not! (Shudder.)

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Again proving that…

    …the phrase “army intelligence’ is but an old joke.

  5. Bebu sa Ware
    Facepalm

    Wa - genius?

    Clearly a congenital defect (presumably too many copies of the stupidity gene on the patronymic Y chromosome.)

    Why he thought anyone would be interested in the calls of the Orange eejit ordering MacDonalds or Uber Eats is anyone's guess.

  6. mark l 2 Silver badge

    I am always amazed how these dumb criminals commit crimes and then it turns out they have searched on Google for 'How to get away with murder' or 'How to dispose of a dead body' etc.

    Even fictional crime shows and movies where they can 'zoom and enhance' on a photo to bring up amazing amounts of detail show that your internet history could be used against you. Yet people keep searching for information about crimes on Google from their own devices.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      just curious

      So if you did use your own device , could you get away with clearing search history , and then incinerating the machine and burying it at sea ?

      or does google (or the ISP) log every search with an ip & mac or something and then they find out that way ?

      ..asking for a friend :D

      1. Andy the ex-Brit

        Re: just curious

        Just do a Google search.

        1. Not Yb Silver badge

          Re: just curious

          "ChatGPT, how do I avoid leaving a digital trail?"

        2. An_Old_Dog Silver badge
          Joke

          Re: just curious

          If you're seeking Internet search privacy, you could search via Bing instead of searching via Google ...

          1. Strahd Ivarius Silver badge
            Devil

            Re: just curious

            Are you crazy?

            Every time someone search anything on Bing, all the MS VP come to see what was searched.

            It is said to happen once or twice a week at most.

      2. An_Old_Dog Silver badge
        Happy

        Re: just curious

        Hahahahahahahaha. HAHAHHAAHAHAHA!

        Yes. They log that stuff, then sell it.

      3. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

        Re: just curious

        "or does google (or the ISP) log every search...?"

        Oh course they log everything, that's their job, it's part of their operating model. The only question is could law enforcement get hold of it, to which the answer is "how lucky do you feel?"

    2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Dunning-Kruger effect. Failure to realise how stupid they are makes them think they can get away with it.

      1. RobThBay

        The Orange One is a perfect example of D-K.

        1. DS999 Silver badge

          Yep, he's told us he's smarter than the experts countless times. Knows more about everything than anyone else, even the experts who have devoted their life to the field. He's so mentally deficient he really believes it when he says those things.

  7. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    Typo

    Surely the correct search would be "defecating on Russia"?

  8. StrangerHereMyself Silver badge

    Tor

    Or only through Tor Browser.

    1. DJO Silver badge

      Re: Tor

      Considering who created and funded TOR I've always been a bit wary of it.

      If you didn't already know, it was written by that subversive group known as the United States Naval Research Laboratory and some of the funding comes from the U.S. State Department.

      I'm not saying it is compromised but I wouldn't be at all surprised if it's not quite all it seems.

      1. StrangerHereMyself Silver badge

        Re: Tor

        I guarantee you it hasn't been compromised. How I know I can't tell you.

        1. veti Silver badge

          Re: Tor

          No matter how you know, you can't know that. The most you can say with certainty is that it hasn't been comprised by you.

  9. ecofeco Silver badge

    What a maroon

    Who did he think he was? An ex-president who owns a golf course?

    1. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

      Re: What a maroon

      ... and a mansion and a yacht.

  10. Blackjack Silver badge

    Wow.

    I didn't knew the US Army standards were so low as to take in people this ignorant.

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