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Signal CEO Meredith Whittaker says her company will withdraw from countries that force messaging providers to allow law enforcement officials to access encrypted user data, as Sweden continues to mull such plans. Whittaker said Signal intends to exit Sweden should its government amend existing legislation essentially mandating …

  1. ChrisElvidge Silver badge

    Laws of Mathematics

    Sounds like "We don't care about the laws of mathematics, the laws of [insert country here] take precedence."

    In the case of the UK, if "our brightest and best" work for GCHQ, why don't they break the encryption (answers on a postcard, please); if they don't work for GCHQ, why not?

    1. ChoHag Silver badge

      Re: Laws of Mathematics

      > if they don't work for GCHQ, why not?

      Two reasons:

      1) Working for the government.

      2) Being paid by the government.

      1. NoneSuch Silver badge

        Re: Laws of Mathematics

        "why don't they break the encryption"

        They probably already have given "popular" forms of encryption are designed by NSA or former NSA employees. They will never publicly admit that, of course. They are just covering themselves for the future when someone comes up with something they can't get into.

        https://www.bis.doc.gov/index.php/policy-guidance/encryption

        Be very afraid of any government trying to see what you don't want them to. It's the end of democracy.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Laws of Mathematics

      Imagine, just for a second, if in the early 1990's, the regulations regarding allowing access for the security services to wiretap telephone switches in the UK had been extended to electronic communications at that point in time. We'd live in a totally different world...

      1. Dan 55 Silver badge

        Re: Laws of Mathematics

        The UK had that right and it was easy to access the data as most things were in plaintext. It was only by the mid 2010s after Snowden that encryption became a problem and other laws were necessary.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Laws of Mathematics

        To my certain knowledge, the Security Service routinely tapped exchanges in the 1970s...

        AC for obvious reasons >>========>

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Laws of Mathematics

          5th Floor at the Post Office Research Establishment at RAF Martlesham Heath, as I recall.

    3. Someone Else Silver badge

      Re: Laws of Mathematics

      Sounds like "We don't care about the laws of mathematics, the laws of [insert country here] take precedence."

      Of course, "Indiana" can also be inserted into the sentence above...

    4. Mike007 Silver badge

      Re: Laws of Mathematics

      Well school would have been way easier if one of the multiple attempts to define pi had been enacted.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Laws of Mathematics

        Well, sort of.

        It makes maths for pretty much anything except drawing circles a lot more difficult, because integers cease to exist as a concept, unless defined as a ratio of the radius of a circle to it's circumference... In the simplest possible terms, "One" apple is a difficult concept, because it would be slightly more than a single apple.

        1. O'Reg Inalsin

          Re: Laws of Mathematics

          "One" apple is a difficult concept, because it would be slightly more than a single apple.

          I'm biting. Please explain.

    5. Emir Al Weeq

      Re: Laws of Mathematics

      According to the BBC, the Minister of State for Security, Dan Jarvis, said: "What I can say is that the suggestion that privacy and security are at odds is not correct; we can and must have both."

      So clearly, the laws of mathematics do need to be repealed.

      https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1kjmddx2nzo

      1. Daytona955
        Facepalm

        Re: Laws of Mathematics

        Well, if Dan Jarvis said it, he should know. He has a BA in International Politics after all...

      2. anonymous boring coward Silver badge

        Re: Laws of Mathematics

        If only Dan Jarvis got involved in the energy sector, we could have free energy forever!

    6. mantavani

      Re: Laws of Mathematics

      If GCHQ are interested in you enough to want to eavesdrop on your comms, and you don't have the resources of a nation state behind you, you are essentially f***ed. This is about catching things in the dragnet rather than highly targeted, people-heavy surveillance and intelligence work.

      And who is to say that at least one of the big agencies around the world hasn't already fatally compromised your encryption method of choice? It wouldn't be the first time. There's a reason the likes of NSA and GCHQ employ so many mathematicians and practical physicists. RSA had already been invented by GCHQ in 1973 years before Rivest, Shamir & Adleman got around to it, a fact which only became public knowledge in 1997.

    7. LucreLout

      Re: Laws of Mathematics

      It's not a maths problem.

      There's no need to create a third key, you just copy the users private key at the time of creation and hand it over when required.

      Now, I think this is a terrible idea. I'm not defending it. But you can't win this battle using motte and bailey arguments.

      1. SCP

        Re: Laws of Mathematics

        Messrs Diffie and Hellman have a protocol they would like you to read about.

        1. LucreLout

          Re: Laws of Mathematics

          I see, you didn't understand how the process works.

          When your device picks it's secret number it can simply share that with apple, gov, whoever, along with the large prime.

          As I said, there's absolutely no need for a third number to work here.

          If you still don't get it, post your private key on the internet and see what happens. Same thing.

          1. SCP

            Re: Laws of Mathematics

            I understand how key escrow works (or rather - how it is meant to work). My point was that the determined user has options that mean that intermediatories do not get the opportunity to see the private key.

            If you rely on the intermediatory's off-the-shelf application to do all your key set-up then, yes, this could include an escrow facility.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Laws of Mathematics

        Easier to install a keylogger on ALL devices that will send its data (unencrypted of course) to an open S3 bucket somewhere in Virginia.

    8. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Laws of Mathematics

      Same reason as they had public/private key encryption before RSA but didn't tell anyone.

  2. may_i Silver badge

    Control freaks

    Time and time again, the Swedish government has excused large scale Internet data collection and retention by saying it is only used for serious crimes. Once they got people to swallow that excuse, they immediately started using the data to detect and prosecute crimes which are trivial in nature. The current Swedish data collection regime has been declared as illegal according to the ECJ, but nothing has been done to force Sweden to stop what they are currently doing.

    Obviously emboldened by the ECJ's lack of enforcement action, now they are going after all E2EE services.

    Shame on the ECJ for not demanding that the Swedish government respects the right to privacy!

    If the currently tabled laws are passed by parliament, Swedish citizens will be even more treated as suspected criminals without any evidence to support that. They will lose their right to have a private conversation and the criminals will simply switch to using E2EE messaging applications which the Swedes cannot make demands upon. Honest people lose and the real criminals will be unaffected.

    Sadly, this is pretty much standard operating procedure for Sweden's politicians.

    1. heyrick Silver badge

      Re: Control freaks

      "Swedish government respects the right to privacy!"

      I was quite surprised when watching "The Are Murderers" on Netflix when the cop went to a school (following the murder of one of the students) and told everybody to write their password on a post-it, stick it to their phone, and then pop their phone into a bag for the local police to trawl through supposedly to look for evidence that might help them catch the culprit. I mean, WTactualF?

      1. Hubert Cumberdale Silver badge

        Re: Control freaks

        I'd be inclined to just write "fuck off" on that Post-it® (other insults are available).

      2. Dr Dan Holdsworth
        FAIL

        Re: Control freaks

        In which case people will start keeping two accounts on their phones: one for use and one for the cops to look at should they need to look at the phone.

        1. TheBruce

          Re: Control freaks

          GrapheneOS has a duress PIN. Enter it and phone is wiped. Latest Android has private spaces. Keep your real accounts there and fake account in default.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Control freaks

        "Remove password, only use biometrics" as a zeroth reaction.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Control freaks

      No government or globalist entity wants privacy for thee and me!

      It's a game, you get prosecuted for breaking the law, they don't. When will people notice how the judiciary has become captured, i.e., compromised by the state? At the moment the state has to pretend there is equality in law, soon it will stop bothering.

      1. cookiecutter

        Re: Control freaks

        The REALLY fucking stupid part of this of that as government for some stupid reason insists on using the cloud, as they put backdoors in these applications and storage ; their own data becomes essier to compromise.

        The fuckwittery is stunning!

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Control freaks

        “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time.”

        - Frank Wilhoit

  3. zimzam

    What's Good For the Crooks Is Slop For The Citizens

    Saying "We like encryption so leave it alone" isn't going to be effective against the 'think of the children'-types. I think a better strategy is to point out that encryption protocols have been open source for decades and criminals can just encrypt their nefarious contents before sending it. Breaking encryption will only make the law abiding less secure, not the criminals.

    1. CountCadaver Silver badge

      Re: What's Good For the Crooks Is Slop For The Citizens

      The problem is that the powers that be see the general public as guilty of something, they just havent figured out or outlawed what it is though.....yet

      Seems they are a big fan of ayn rand and have wholeheartedly went for the whole create vague and indecipherable laws so that no one can stay on the right side of the law

      1. Irongut Silver badge

        Re: What's Good For the Crooks Is Slop For The Citizens

        That despicable woman has a lot to answer for.

        Silicon Valley c-suites love her as well.

        1. MrBanana Silver badge

          Re: What's Good For the Crooks Is Slop For The Citizens

          I naively started reading Atlas Shrugged as fiction. Then it dawned on me that it was being used by millionaires as a primer for business dealings, and politicians as a blueprint for society. Burn after reading.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: What's Good For the Crooks Is Slop For The Citizens

      But as we know, it isn't for the children, that's just the sop to get stupid people to accept it. It's for the government who wants to know everything so when you break a ridiculous rule they can come for you.

  4. breakfast Silver badge
    Unhappy

    Draconian laws and trust

    Seeing how the US is changing now is a great demonstration of why these draconian laws are such a liability for us as citizens - each authoritarian law, no matter how well-meaning it may be when it is created - is a stepping stone towards authoritarian rule, a tool in the hands of an authoritarian regime if or when they come to power. The more potentially authoritarian powers they have when they arrive, the less work they have to do and the less opportunity there is to resist them.

    This has always been a strong argument for the least intrusive, least potentially-harmful laws, but seeing how every oppressive surveillance and policing law created in the US over the last few decades is now a weapon pointed at the American people makes it feel very real right now.

    1. CountCadaver Silver badge

      Re: Draconian laws and trust

      The road to hell is paved with good intentions....

      (Also UK 'extreme pornography' laws outlawed what was already covered in the 1959 obscene publications act, but because the public and judiciary were becoming more permissive, that they often couldn't charge the publishers (and conveniently they had a white Christian mother grieving over her dead daughter to fuel moral outrage, where any suggestion this was consensual sex gone badly wrong was shouted down) they went after the general public in a very very 1984 thought crime esque way, particularly as many of the acts outlawed to be in possession of images of....are legal to participate in - shit show is an understatement frankly and the epitome of "something must be done!!! Doing nothing is not an option!!!" Aka the politician and preachers favourite refrain

      1. MrBanana Silver badge

        Re: Draconian laws and trust

        Right now in the UK, Christian preachers are keeping their heads down, and saying very little when asked about moral judgment.

    2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Draconian laws and trust

      "no matter how well-meaning it may be when it is created "

      Even that depends on what's meant by "well-meaning". These laws* are nothing more than a means to enable law enforcement to avoid due process of law. I don't see that as well-meaning at all. Due process, remember, is there to protect the innocent. The claimed reasons are not well-meant at all; they're just excuses to provide short cuts.

      * We have an epidemic of mobile phone thefts. Something must be done. Legislating to permit warrant-less searches of premises for stolen phones is something, therefore HMG believes it must be done. If that one passes then providing the police "suspect" your premises might contain a stolen mobile phone they can just roll up and demand entrance - and maybe break in if they feel like it. For stolen goods of any nature and value, terrorist arms and exploaives, illegal drugs or anything else a warrant has been needed as a basic protection of English rights since 1215 - an increase of mobile phone thefts and 810 years of precedent can be overturned.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Draconian laws and trust

        Yes wake up people! A police state is being built under cover of lies and with support of compromised media who will not fight it because they are part of it.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Draconian laws and trust

      Look I agree with what you say except ... so far Trump is far less authoritarian than the Dems were. Please go research what was happening and stop believing what the TV says. The so called liberals are not at all liberal. There was a private government being built, using taxes that was not of the majority.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Draconian laws and trust

        Please go research what was happening

        FFS, having a good Google then reading a load of bollocks clickbait articles that have only been written to increase likes, subscriber numbers and ad clicks does not count as frikkin' research!

        It must be true, I read it on the internet...

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Draconian laws and trust

        Buddy, you do know that QAnon is all made up, right? It's just some randos who decided to start a cult for the lols and then realised a bunch of wine moms and do-your-own-research chumps were taking them seriously and turned it into a full-on grift.

        None of it is real. None of those things are happening. It was all just jokes. Pranks. Lols.

      3. CA Dave
        FAIL

        Re: Draconian laws and trust

        Was wondering how far down I had to scroll to discover the Republican fuckwit that looks from the outside at the dog inside the burning house saying "this is fine", and is convinced that Trump and Elon haven't been both unconstitutional, and also draconian with Trump thinking he's basically king and trying to pull a Putin in rewriting the Constitution so he can get a 3rd term, with Reds in the House and Senate saying he's not doing anything wrong yet.

  5. safetysam

    One of many ironies

    Ignored fact that software is software, and people who want to encrypt will find that open source or even just "downloaded without regard to the country's laws" will install on their devices just fine.

    The only people this stops from protecting their data from snoops are ordinary citizens - those with highly harmful illegal activities to hide willc just... keep encrypting it...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: One of many ironies

      It'll soon be pretty irrelevant anyway If you put AI processors in the mobile devices which are able to look at what is going on in the screen or keyboard, the governments will just demand a backdoor in the AI system to give access to the data before and after the encryption has been done.

      1. Captain Hogwash Silver badge

        Re: governments will just demand a backdoor in the AI system

        The backdoors are already there, designed in from the start for the use of Microsoft, Apple, Google, etc.

        "your data never leaves your device" they say. It doesn't need to as they can just ask the AI if you have whatever they're looking for before sending round the heavies.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: governments will just demand a backdoor in the AI system

          The backdoors are already there, designed in from the start for the use of Microsoft, Apple, Google, etc.

          And, curiously, known to various Israeli companies. Odd, that. I wonder how it happens.

    2. Dr Dan Holdsworth
      Boffin

      Re: One of many ironies

      Simply encrypt using a one-time pad and then you can thumb your nose at law enforcement any time you see fit.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: One of many ironies

        How do you distribute the one-time pad to whoever is supposed to get the message? If that's intercepted you might as well not bother.

        1. Fonant

          Re: One of many ironies

          PGP.

          Encrypt your message (or one-time pad) using your recipient's public key, and sign with your private key. Only the recipient can decrypt the message, and they can verify that it could only have come from you.

          Humanity cannot un-invent encryption, however much authorities try to do so with legislation. It's just maths.

          1. doublelayer Silver badge

            Re: One of many ironies

            Then cut out the extra step and just use PGP, because you'll have the same security as just PGP if the message was intercepted. Using PGP also means you have the typical problems with key management and exchange.

            Not that your underlying point is wrong. Encryption that doesn't fit with the assumptions that the law can bypass mathematics exists. Governments can't eliminate it, they can't detect it fast enough to block it, so all they can do is punish people for using it which would be a bad idea. As usual, politicians don't understand how any of it works or how pervasive it is on everything today and thus how hard it would be to take it away.

          2. Displacement Activity

            Re: One of many ironies

            sign with your private key

            Not much use if your private key has been compromised.

        2. Displacement Activity

          Re: One of many ironies

          How do you distribute the one-time pad to whoever is supposed to get the message?

          Quantum Crypto. That's pretty much the whole point of it; low-speed links are used for distributing keys, higher-speed ones for OTPs. Not a huge uptake, but BT has been running trials for years.

          [note that this is entirely unrelated to post-Quantum Crypto, which has been in the news recently].

          1. catprog

            Re: One of many ironies

            Doesn't that need optical fibre to transfer the photons?

        3. Excused Boots Silver badge

          Re: One of many ironies

          "How do you distribute the one-time pad to whoever is supposed to get the message? If that's intercepted you might as well not bother.”

          Indeed a message encrypted using one-time pad, as long as it is truly random and the message is shorter than the length of the pad, is absolutely unbreakable. The problem is distribution of copies of the pad to your contacts, and what happens if a single copy falls into the wrong hands.

          Encrypting data is fairly trivial, it’'s the key distribution that’s a bitch!

        4. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: One of many ironies

          How to send the KEY, is the biggest challenge in any encrypted correspondence.

  6. Cereberus

    So many things

    Why is this a problem? Surely they just need to add a disclaimer - 'Are you a bad guy then you can't use this backdoor we had put in, by order of the Government' Of course all the bad guys will take notice and stop accessing the data.

    You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. This is generally a known problem for authoritarian regimes, but take the super democratic USA. We have a backdoor and can access all your data. (As a purely hypothetical example). We trust Briden and he doesn't abuse the access, and won't allow anyone else in the government to do so. That is great < Time Passes > Trumpy is the new President and now has access to all your data along with his mate Nylon Muse. They set up 2 new departments - DOGE (Dept of Government Efficiency) and DOGR (Dept of Getting Revenge).

    You sent a message supporting Briden and his replacement Parris, don't worry Trumpy and Muse aren't at all childish or thin skinned. Wait,why is there 50 people all wearing black assault gear outside the house? Why is that big tank driving over the garden towards the house?

    Just remember you have nothing to fear as you were only using your 1st Amendment rights, honest. The Supreme Court will of course back you up, well maybe, if you voted Republican in the last election and were found guilty of storming the Capital

    Don't forget Trump can do anything he wants and it isn't illegal if it is done as President, so that won't be a problem when you consider that if his lips are moving he is lying.

    Hoping I don't need to include Sarcasm marks above

    1. Someone Else Silver badge

      Re: So many things

      Why do you need sarcasm marks when you are speaking facts? Irony marks, maybe, but not sarcasm.

      1. Cereberus

        Re: So many things

        The sarcasm applies to the first part - bad guys following the rules because they are told to, and the creation of the DOGR department.

        Yes you are right in that some parts could also do with Irony marks.

    2. BossHobo

      Re: So many things

      Hilarious! From now on, I'm calling it the Dept of Getting Even. Got a few laughs at work so far on this one, so thanks.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: So many things

      Biden's mob were worse. Did you not see what they were doing or do you believe CNN, NBC, CBS .....?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: So many things

        From the outside looking in, Biden was a pillar of the community compared with that complete nutter Trump. You Americans are in for a hell of a few years. Try not the bring the rest of the world down with you.

      2. Strahd Ivarius Silver badge

        Re: So many things

        Why are you posting as an anonymous coward?

        Trump is in power for an indefinite time, what do you have to fear???

  7. lglethal Silver badge
    Go

    Unless I'm very mistaken (and boy do I hope I am), the telecoms companies do not need to record every single call a person makes and store it for 2 years. They need to store who called what number and when.

    I actually dont think there would be a problem for a similart requirement on the likes of Signal and Whatsapp. Person A sent a message to Person B on blah blah date and time. Done.

    What cant read what the message was? Well you cant know what the telephone call they had was about either. Get off your bum and do some proper police work and stop being lazy...

    Having access to all of the phone records, as well as the ability to tap a suspects phone calls in that magical period in the 90s before End to End Encryption kicked in, didnt magically end all crime, funnily enough. Even if you had the Backdoors you want, it's not going to end it now either. So bugger off and leave us our privacy!

    1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

      Signal doesn't even record that kind of data. This has been demonstrated after several court orders to that effect in the US.

    2. Hubert Cumberdale Silver badge

      I wonder if it will even be possible to stop people using Signal in any given country. If sideloaded, will it still prevent access based on IP addresses or something? I gather it's probably already banned in places like Iran (great role model there, well done), but I'm guessing people still use it.

      1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

        Restricting IP addresses is relatively effective, except anywhere where VPNs work, so sideloading is an easy option in many countries, including Sweden. Telegram has some interesting tactics to evade IP blocks, but also stores data on servers, so is not the best option for real bad actors.

        But the code for Signal is open source, so it's easy enough to set up your own version, wrapped in VPNs and effectively untraceable.

      2. doublelayer Silver badge

        The normal version of Signal identifies users by their phone number, so it may do this by deactivating any accounts with Swedish phone numbers. You could use the code to build a different version and use that, but that's not easy for everyone.

        1. Bakerman

          That's not how contact discovery works: https://signal.org/blog/private-contact-discovery/

          1. doublelayer Silver badge

            Not contact discovery, but initial account registration. You enter your phone number. They verify your phone number. They have your number at that time (and they keep it). If it starts with +46, they can reject the registration. Contact discovery pseudonymizes numbers, but since there is no need to reject numbers at that stage, that is irrelevant.

        2. Roland6 Silver badge

          As far as I can see Signal do not actually need to change their software, just that the “official” UK version (and local infrastructure services) needs to comply with UK law. So it’s back to encryption basic’s thrashed out decades back: off shore development and “ownership” (ie. Stop using US/UK owned and host Git servers) , so it doesn’t fall under the US "munitions export without a license", or UK law.

          Then UK users can side load Signal… If the government wish to de encrypt my messages they can come and ask directly.

      3. bsilva66
        Big Brother

        [if sideloaded]

        Now you understand why Google is pushing its "play integrity api" that includes blocking apps from running when sideloaded, and also includes provisions so that apps using it won't run on suspected to be rooted devices, or even devices that don't have all the required backdoors, sorry, TPM chips. And the "play integrity api" will become mandatory from May 2025,

  8. ICL1900-G3 Silver badge

    If you've got nothing...

    ...to hide, you've got nothing to fear...and blah, blah, blah.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: If you've got nothing...

      Except you almost certainly have stuff you're contractually obliged to hide. Just check out the T&Cs of any online services you use. You're obliged to keep those secure. If you rely on any such service to sync these between devices you can no longer do so securely.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: If you've got nothing...

      If you've nothing to hide, why do you close your curtains at night?

      1. mirachu Bronze badge

        Re: If you've got nothing...

        Because I hate waking up earlier than I need to and that glowing ball of hydrogen messes with my sleep.

  9. TomasF

    To paraphrase, when encryption is criminalized, only the criminals use encryption

  10. User McUser
    FAIL

    Cleartext != Readable

    You can force people to send unencrypted data but you can't force them to write things out in a readable way. Run the encryption locally, copy-paste into your document or whatever and off you go. All sorts of other ciphers exist, many of which aren't that hard to do manually. At the extreme end, you could even use any of the existing encryption algorithms and do the work manually with paper and pencil; math does not require a computer to be done.

    I'll also point out that criminals and terrorists can send paper letter snail-mail to each other; should we also open every single envelope and copy the contents "just in case" there's a crime in there we find out about later?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Cleartext != Readable

      I'll also point out that criminals and terrorists can send paper letter snail-mail to each other; should we also open every single envelope and copy the contents "just in case" there's a crime in there we find out about later?

      Many years ago I applied for a job teaching engineering at Dartmouth Naval College. From the day I got a letter inviting me to interview, Every. Single. Item. which came for me by post was opened. There was no attempt to conceal it: parcels and envelopes were torn open ad sellotaped closed again. I withdrew my application. That was not a world in which I cared to live. Perhaps that was the point of the intrusion.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Cleartext != Readable

      It's not to hamper serious criminals, it's for control of us. The government are a mafia now. Work out how much tax you pay and how much you get back in services.

      1. Roland6 Silver badge

        Re: Cleartext != Readable

        > Work out how much tax you pay and how much you get back in services.

        That does seem to be the approach of HMRC: work out how much you are (perhaps) earning then suggest you a should be paying more tax. Obviously high net worth individuals don’t get troubled as they can afford to make the problem go away.

        Obviously, the government, especially Tories are keen to minimise service whilst maximising payout to mates.

        1. Adair Silver badge

          Re: Cleartext != Readable

          You are free to go and live somewhere else, don't let your nihilistic cynicism stop you. But then you're probably on the take yourself, just like everybody else. It's all lies, all the way down.

          Or, maybe there is some good in the world ...

          1. Jimmy2Cows Silver badge

            You are free to go and live somewhere else, don't let your nihilistic cynicism stop you.

            Right... because immigration visas aren't a thing, and everyone can come and go as they please, anywhere in the world.

            1. Adair Silver badge

              Re: You are free to go and live somewhere else, don't let your nihilistic cynicism stop you.

              Is that really your reasoning? Wow, so nobody ever emigrated anywhere else, ever?

              Speaking as an immigrant/emigrant (depending on your point of view).

              Then again, when someone states that everything is corrupt, they may be better off staying home and pulling up the drawbridge. Or, alternatively, getting stuck in and seeing what part they can play in making things better. Maybe if enough of us did that things wouldn't be so bad for so many people, But, hey, nihilistic cynicism for the win, eh?

              1. anonymous boring coward Silver badge

                Re: You are free to go and live somewhere else, don't let your nihilistic cynicism stop you.

                You got a bit triggered by someone complaining that we don't seem to get much for our taxes?

                1. Adair Silver badge

                  Re: You are free to go and live somewhere else, don't let your nihilistic cynicism stop you.

                  How much do you expect: something for nothing...nothing for something, or somewhere in between?

                  I'm not saying things are all roses, but whining is so easy, whilst doing nothing ourselves—because, as we all know, the shitty state of things is always some one else's fault, and/or responsibility.

  11. Long John Silver Silver badge
    Pirate

    Workarounds?

    Signal is distributed free of charge. What would prevent people from downloading the software from foreign sites and using it?

    More worrisome shall be attacks upon VPN services. At present, VPNs are under scrutiny from copyright rentiers, these wishing to oblige VPN providers to block access to sites deemed to infringe upon their God-given 'rights'. Presumably, various state security agencies would like the ability to decrypt the traffic. Combined, these lobbies are powerful.

    Regarding subscriptions to banned (or voluntarily withdrawn) services, shall there be an upsurge in use of non-legal-tender for transactions? For example, alt-coinage and shopping vouchers (e.g. Amazon).

    1. pirxhh

      Re: Workarounds?

      Nothing, really - and that's kind of the point.

      Signal (the charity) can avoid complying with the regulation by not making Signal (the app) available for download in Sweden. If anyone sideloads the app, so be it.

    2. Joe W Silver badge

      Re: Workarounds?

      VPN providers are... silly?

      Let's look at the claims in their ads. They do not protect you from anything more than ssl already does, except now the VPN company can see which sites you are contacting (not the content, though). Before that it was you internet provider. Using a VPN service offers no "advanced protection"

      The only thing it does is circumvent geoblocking for certain things, like streaming services, which is forbidden under the terms and services of the streaming service (sometimes because they just do not have the rights to show that movie in this jurisdiction, so if they do it then WB or whoever comes for them!).

      VPNs do make sense when you are out of your office nad the other endpoint is in the company, or you are on the road and the endpoint is at your home. But this is not what VPN companies sell you.

      Oh, and even if the traffic over those VPNs would be decrypted, it is still encrypted by the ssl connection that is tunneled through the VPN.

      1. Qumefox

        Re: Workarounds?

        The main function of non-work related VPN's used to access company networks is to circumvent geofencing and somewhat obfuscate your own IP (though additional steps are still required to fully be anonymous)

        Anyone expecting any more than that and believing the marketing that it's "more secure" is deluding themselves.

      2. sten2012

        Re: Workarounds?

        Not strictly true even though I fundamentally reach the same conclusion, there are a few minor benefits outside SSL if you trust the VPN provider (and intermediate networks it traverses) more than your ISP or intermediate networks that traverses.

        Your content probably isn't being stolen but DNS may be, and even using DoH then SNI in TLS often discloses overall site but not content if you can't trust the network and value privacy. To say they can't see "anything" isn't strictly a true assumption. But you address that already, it's just a common misconception.

        Generally have the ethos that [insert foreign 'peacetime enemy' country] are better to handle my data than [local or friendly country] because frankly they can do less to make my personal life hell and less vested interest in my comings and goings. Doesn't mean I wouldn't rather be a citizen of local country with local country sniffing my data than the other way around.

        Generally, I don't bother. I use my home as a VPN for open and public (WiFi for example) networks and accept the risk of my ISP more so than a 1, 2, 10 employee VPN company handling my data and wherever they host their servers (when they clearly don't own the data centres). I just don't really agree it's objectively fact.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    This is obviously a coordinated attack on privacy across the continent

    The authorities in all the major countries are rapidly losing control of the narrative so wrongthink must be rooted out and all dissent crushed.

    Very scary times ahead.

  13. DS999 Silver badge

    They won't stop with Signal

    Doesn't do any good to block them. They'd have to block WhatsApp, iMessage and Google's proprietary encryption on RCS. I guess they are taking on the small fry first before they go up against trillion dollar tech behemoths.

    AFAIK actual iMessage usage is pretty low in the EU so Apple could probably disable it (hopefully with a snarky message blaming their government) without too much fallout. But that's because stuff like Signal and WhatsApp is heavily used there, so going up against Meta will be a fight. Especially given that Zuck has been kissing Trump's ass since he won and will expect a return on that "investment". Which would probably take the form of tariff threats, since it seems like that's the only page in Trump's playbook.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: They won't stop with Signal

      Why block application belonging to companies that are already ready to follow Trump's lead on any matter?

      Are you so sure that there is no backdoor there?

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Government approved bullet proof vest

    #1 requirement, must be able to be disabled when shot at by government officials. But the exact same vest must not fail when worn by government officials.

    It already exists; it's called a lie, and governments spend lots of money on them.

  15. Ex IBMer

    Malicious compliance to the rescue

    Easy.

    Provide a back door.

    Make it clear that you are providing a back door.

    Provide the back door facility on your home page, and tell everybody that the back door decryption key is C0mpl1@nce.

    1. Dizzy Dwarf

      Re: Malicious compliance to the rescue

      That is exactly the level of encryption having a backdoor provides. ie: none whatsoever

  16. Groo The Wanderer - A Canuck

    Getting Apple to drop support for UK users is a "victory," is it? I suppose this is like "increasing" the chocolate allowance from 3.5 grams last week to 2.5 this week ala "1984."

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    It wasn't a victory over Apple. It was a victory over us, the electorate.

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I think Apple should remove all encryption from any government owned phones.

  19. C.Carr

    Will the UK then ban the side loading of apps on Android devices? Will they ban VPNs? If they don't want anyone using user-friendly, E2EE messaging apps, that's what they'll have to do. ... but then I suppose they'll also have to ban flashing custom ROMs on Android devices ... and if you keep going they're going to have to ban GitHub ... and if you go even farther they'll have to ban semiconductors ... then the one-time-pad technique ... then writing implements ... ... and eventually math.

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  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Posted without comment

    https://www.openpgp.org/

    Use it, don't use it, I don't care it's your choice

  22. Marty McFly Silver badge
    Mushroom

    The road to Hell....

    ....starts at the backdoor.

  23. Jason Hindle

    So many ways to hide evil intent without encryption

    However, there is only one way to adequately protect your personal (especially financial and medical) data online. Governments are losing the plot.

  24. nijam Silver badge

    >... broken in a way that theoretically could be exploited by anyone...

    Unusual use of the word "theoretically" to mean "readily".

  25. FlavioStanchina

    Considering the trend, we should probably define a shortcut for "the end of end-to-end encryption (E2EE)" which would be EoE2EE?

  26. gnasher729 Silver badge

    Just send a copy of every user message to the Swedish prime minister. Make sure you have an ip-to-date list of all his communication devices. Obviously tell the customers. And have a daily competition for the rudest message sent.

    1. Strahd Ivarius Silver badge
      Coat

      What do you prefer, llamas or møøses?

      1. anonymous boring coward Silver badge

        We use "Ö" in Sweden.

        We have three distinct additional letters: ÅÄÖ, åöö.

  27. anonymous boring coward Silver badge

    Unfortunately "the good guys" probably includes the "five eyes", which now includes upcoming neo-Nazi nations like USA.

    Who would want to be investigated by a rough nation like USA now?

  28. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Seems only criminals will have strong encryption and the biggest criminals of all, the government ...

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