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You can teach a robotic dog new tricks, it seems, with mechanic canines now being deployed in tests to detect and defuse bomb threats. The trials led by Ministry of Defence (MoD) scientists and carried out at the Defence Science and Technology Laboratory (Dstl) involved a number of robotic systems, including robot dogs. It is …

  1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

    Be careful what you say!

    Command your robot dog to "Fetch!". Then watch as it retrieves the bomb and brings it back to you, dropping it at your feet - tail wagging - expecting a treat. Kaboom! Nobody wants their final words to be, "Bad Doggie!"

    John Finnemore has an excellent (safe for work)sketch about sniffer dogs Linky to YouTube

    But then John Finnemore's Souvenir Program is a work of true genius, and he has a sketch for nearly everything...

    1. Azamino

      Re: Be careful what you say!

      Very good shout, his Cabin Pressure series is back on BBC Sounds. I remember listening to the series as Benedict Cumberbatch's career rose in parallel with his character Captain Crieff's, it was a marvel, and rather touching, when his character headed off to greener fictitious pastures while the actor became a Hollywood star.

      1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

        Re: Be careful what you say!

        Cabin Pressure was also... Brilliant. What other word could I use?

        And Cumberbatch managed to only miss one episode, while making vast quantities of money in Hollywood. Radio does not pay well - and only gets good people because it can be recorded relatively quickly in the day before theatre engagements - or a couple of epsiodes at a time in the middle of film or TV work.

        But the Souvenir Program has so many perfect sketches.

        Also, if you noticed it only recently appeared on iPlayer recently - it's being broadcast on Radio 4 Extra at the moment (which I'm sure is why) you can get it elsewhere.

        Fourble Linky is a not very user-friendly website with absolutely loads of old podcasts and Radio shows, plus the odd book reading. Much of it is BBC or NPR stuff. It's got all the Clive Merrison and Michael Williams 90s Sherlock Holmes BBC recordings on it. Which are the best Holmes in my opinion. Partly because Merrison is wonderful, but also because Williams' Watson is perfect. He's not played as stupid, just nowhere near as clever as Holmes and sometimes deeply frustrated with him - while still liking and respecting him. They're also, I believe, the only pair of actors to have performed the entire canon, including the short stories.

        It also has the Toby Stephens adaptations of Philip Marlow and James Bond that the Beeb did a few years ago - which are quite fun. Though sadly not the McLevy series. For comedy I'd also higly recommned High Table, Lower Orders and In the Red - both top quality silliness from Mark Taverner.

        I'll shut up now. Yellow car!

  2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    If it manages to work out how dangerous it is it might refuse to do and just hide behind your legs whimpering.

  3. Omnipresent Silver badge

    If we duct tape their "eyes" shut

    Do they turn on their "handlers", like in the dishonored game?

  4. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

    IED disposal

    Robot dog destroying a real IED would likely result in the robot dog also being destroyed, if it's the Boston Dynamics version.

    1. Neil Barnes Silver badge

      Re: IED disposal

      Brave Robot Dog saves his handler by lying on top of the grenade!

      "GOOD BOY GASPODE. HEEL."

      1. KittenHuffer Silver badge

        Re: IED disposal

        WOOF! WOOF! BARK!

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: IED disposal

        Would you hit it with a rolled-up newspaper and rub its nose in oil if it messes up?

    2. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

      Re: IED disposal

      Robot dog destroying a real IED would likely result in the robot dog also being destroyed, if it's the Boston Dynamics version.

      Not necesarily. Although this is why they are testing it.

      A lot of bombs are disarmed by using a small explosive charge to separate the detonators from the rest of the explosive - hopefully without setting the main charge off - or by breaking up the explosive. It might not even be particularly dangerous to place the charge - the danger lies in going and standing next to the bomb while you do it. Unless there are loads of booby-traps - but they take time, effort and skill that the bombers may not have.

      Often this is done with a remote controlled tracked vehicle, about a quarter the size of a small car. But that needs relatively level and unobstructed access to the device, and if it can't get there, then old Muggins has to walk over and do it. Exposing themselves to an unknown timer, sniper fire and/or command detonation of the device. The dog can walk, so can get to many more places. It can be operated remotely in order to place its charge, but does it's walking autonomously. So you get it to place the charge and leave, as you would with either the vehicle or yourself. Then remote detonate your charge and hopefully reuse your robot, or human bomb disposal officer (if they had to do it).

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: IED disposal

        Although if it's the Boston Dynamics version it probably falls over onto the bomb, setting it off

        1. HuBo Silver badge
          Thumb Up

          Re: IED disposal

          Reminds me of the quote (from a paywalled Nature TFA):

          "Roboticists are very sceptical of robot videos for good reason, because we make them and we know that out of 100 shots, there's usually only one that works"

  5. ArguablyShrugs
    Facepalm

    Typo - "carbon fire disruptors" aren't.

    "The mech mut was also eqipped with carbon fire disruptors."

    That's a brand name product from CarbonFire, not a generic, in case anybody wondered what "a fire disruptor made our of carbon" is…

    Basically an explosive waterjet cutter which cuts through any fusing mechanism faster than said mechanism can initiate.

    1. Ken Shabby Silver badge
      Flame

      Re: Typo - "carbon fire disruptors" aren't.

      Cocks its hind leg and fires CO2 over it.

  6. Gene Cash Silver badge

    They already have bomb disposal robots

    But they're crappy tracked ones with a single arm and terrible control system.

    This is actually much better and a good use case for this thing.

    1. collinsl Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: They already have bomb disposal robots

      Don't the existing ones run on Vista?

  7. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

    Mine disposal

    By Robotic Sharks with Lasers?

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