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Workday is erasing 8.5 percent of its personnel under a restructuring scheme because… AI. In a classic piece of corporate speak, the company said in an SEC filing that the job cuts are “intended to prioritize its investments and continue advancing Workday’s ongoing focus on durable growth.” This will “result in the …

  1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    I'd guess those who could get out will have taken the hint and are now long gone.

  2. cookiecutter

    I hate workday so much!!!

    It's genuinely shite. I applied for 3 jobs yesterday and every single one wanted me to create a workday account, which then struggles to read your CV. Forces you to tell them where you found the job so I'm putting in the lesbian coders alliance for that.

    The UI is crap. The AI reading your CV is crap. The shite they make you fill in is setup just for the US. One good hack & everyone whose ever applied for a job through it will have their details everywhere.

    1. wolfetone Silver badge

      If a job requires that then that should tell you what sort of employer they are and how big of a bullet you've dodged.

    2. Korev Silver badge
      FAIL

      I once got very fed up of this so I had what I thought was a great idea, surely Workday can import a PDF saved in another company's workday correctly - nope. It was actually worse than just loading my normal CV...

    3. Decay

      I try not to wish ill on people but in this instance the very people who helped create workday and its job application process now having to endure it does bring a certain schadenfreude.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        $employer uses Workday. Org charts are ok, appraisals have improved after the first couple of years where they were awful. But for some reason gender information was never loaded. When I asserted mine, moving from unknown to $gender, the system demanded gender reassignment paperwork!

    4. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

      How in the world does crap like workday get funding in the first place ?

      1. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

        Funding for Workday

        Because the initial investors into Workday thought the company would make money, and those investors were correct.

        The follow-on investors said, "Hey, look -- Workday's making money! I want some of that action!"

        How Workday makes money, despite a crap product, is up for debate. Great marketing? Bribes? Blackmail? Something from columns A, B, and C? Who knows?

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        2. Cris E

          Re: Funding for Workday

          A lot of the competition sucks too. The tallest midget is knee deep in crap.

      2. Daniel M

        Lazy personnel offices:

        Oh, look! This software makes the pesky peasants do all their own human resources paperwork! Weekend in Cancun!

  3. Tron Silver badge

    Hmm.

    Workday's 9th acquisition was SkipFlag, 'makers of an AI knowledge base that builds itself from a company's internal communications'. [Wikipedia]

    I'm sure that will go well.

  4. heyrick Silver badge

    putting our customers at the heart of everything we do

    Replacing humans with a clue with a machine that spouts bollocks? Yeah, I can see this going well.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    SO LONG SUCKERS!

    What the CEO really thought "“To those who are leaving us, I want to say: SO LONG SUCKERS!"

    1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

      Re: SO LONG SUCKERS!

      Hardly any different too whaT Putin says.... and yet American think ceos are gods.

      1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

        Re: SO LONG SUCKERS!

        Just look at my downvotes and corporate america has really brainwashed them.

        1. Lord Elpuss Silver badge

          Re: SO LONG SUCKERS!

          Your downvotes mean most people here believe you're talking crap. Nothing more.

          1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

            Re: SO LONG SUCKERS!

            What is wrong with my comment above ?

            1. Lord Elpuss Silver badge

              Re: SO LONG SUCKERS!

              Putin's gameplan is manifestly different, and most Americans don't think CEOs are gods, they think they are dickless morons who played the system and ended up making bazillions off the backs of ordinary workers.

              Sources: Pew Research, ChiefExecutive.net, and many more surveys & articles if you'd just bothered to look instead of mouthing off.

              1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

                Re: SO LONG SUCKERS!

                Lord: Putin's gameplan is manifestly different, and most Americans don't think CEOs are gods, they think they are dickless morons who played the system and ended up making bazillions off the backs of ordinary workers.

                cow: Thats what gods doo, go read your history books, the gods yes all them dumb stones in their mansions sorry temples milk gold by the truckload from the poor locals. Go read your history books.

                Todays ceos are no different in both cases its all about the gold, it snot about believing in heaven.

                1. Lord Elpuss Silver badge

                  Re: SO LONG SUCKERS!

                  Doo?

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Where?

    Where in the story are the layoffs related to AI?

    It mentions AI and it mentions layoffs but it doesn't link one to the other.

    Much as I'm sure CEOs are salivating at the thought of paying off meatbags to replace them with AI it's not evidenced here.

    1. pwl

      Re: Where?

      ‘ By freeing up resources, the CEO said he is going to concentrate on “prioritizing innovation investments like AI and platform development, and rigorously evaluating the ROI of others across the board.” ‘

      ^ there. reduce workforce, free resources, onvest in AI & other things

  7. JamesTGrant Silver badge

    Mmm - are they really saying ‘we can’t make any more money from the work we could get these people to do now that they are freed up to do it’ or is it a cynical sup to shareholders who hate normal people having jobs and companies making a reasonable profit. Or is it the C suite who want to

    make more money for themselves with out putting in effort to actually get the people they have to do useful things and/or by knobbling the company in a way that will only show up in 2 to 3 years?

  8. tin 2

    Workday. Wrapping text boxes in a web UI and charging business for the pleasure, since 2005.

    1. Ken Shabby Silver badge
      Alert

      To be honest the competition are not much different. Been moved off it, same shit, different flies.

  9. PinchOfSalt

    Feature failure

    We had it at my last place.

    The US couldn't reconcile its books for several months as it couldn't do the international transfers they way they needed it to.

    We also wanted Zimit as a CPQ but gave up on that once we heard that Workday was going to rewrtie it after buying it.

    In fairness, as with most of these things, the customer was a large part of the problem. They tried to do the implementation on the cheap by lifting and shifting existing processes into a new system. This made the thing heavily customised.

    Trouble is, in whose interest is it to tell a client that they should hold off on that big software licence and that system integrator job whilst the business gets reorganised?

    1. Decay

      Re: Feature failure

      "In fairness, as with most of these things, the customer was a large part of the problem. They tried to do the implementation on the cheap by lifting and shifting existing processes into a new system. This made the thing heavily customised."

      And that statement captures 2/3 of the IT problems of the world. Time after time after time.

  10. sketharaman

    First Salesforce, now Workday - tech company after tech company is reducing programmers and increasing sales reps. Both due to AI. Proves what I've been saying all my life: Sales is the smartest, most value added, and least automatable function in a company. No wonder it earns everybody's salary.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      But they haven't replaced them yet. They paying off staff to free up money to buy AI. Which might not work.

      I can only assume it gives a bump for a few quarters because shareholders like paying off people and no one cares about a few quarters further on when the AI shits the bed.

    2. Cris E

      It's still an assumption that is will be a step forward. Really what it says is the current stack is pretty mature, we're out of ideas so we'll cut the dev team and drop them back to maintenance mode and play with AI and acquisitions until something pops up.

    3. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

      None of the big corps that actually produce a real product like MS, Google, Adobe etc are replacing programmers with AI.

  11. Kevin McMurtrie Silver badge

    Workday erases 8.5% of workforce because of ...

    Workday.

    AI is only a tool. Workday sucking is their own doing.

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