Re: "The Martian" was not a documentary
First up, much of the mass is at the bottom of Starship. The angle require to get it to tip over is greater than the maximum Apollo landers could handle.
Next up: Starship will not blow over. Mars atmosphere is only 1% the pressure of Earth's. Combining the low temperature, higher molecular weight (CO2 vs N2+O2) and huge wind velocities means it is just barely worth thinking of a Martian wind turbine
Yeh, I bet Diotisalvi said the much thing about his Tower of Power. It'll be fine, it'll never blow/tip over. Oh, and.. isn't there some relationship between temperature, pressure and molecular weight that affects wind force, and aerodynamics in general?
But.. Hasn't the Starship's payload shrunk from 200t, to 150, to 100t? And that payload sits at the top of a 52mx9m diameter tower made of thin walled stainless steel, with some void-ish spaces between top and bottom? That might, if full mass another 1500t? All will have to be perched on.. something so that the whole column doesn't sink, tilt, or generally knacker the wobbly bits on it's arse that are a tad critical for getting our first humans on Mars back safely back home?
And then there's that atmospheric pressure, or for simplicity's sake, call it density. So the ability for the Starship to bellyflop, glide, and not lithobrake at life incompatible velocities.
But I'm sure SpacX has thought of this, especially after it was due to have landed on the Moon years ago, and it hasn't yet demonstrated an ability to return from orbit and land on Earth with any kind of realistic payload, let alone a human rated test vehicle.
NASA though is a tad risk averse when it comes to yeeting humans on top of explosives. Maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, but being a long time SF fan I can't help thinking a lander that could be fit inside a Starship payload bay might be a far safer idea. Maybe something with a lower COG/COM, big thrusters at the back, 4 thruster pods set around a detachable cargo pod and a crew cabin up front. Call it the 'Eagle' or something.
It's also why I think we need a lot more probes first. Not for payback for those kinky aliens, but to learn more about where we might be going. Especially as previous ones have shown a few surprises around what we thought the Martian surface might be like.
(Pet peeve and sometimes shouting at the screen when TV/Movie spaceships are shown with engines at the back, but nothing at the front, top or sides to give them much in the way of control. Plus sinking waaay too many hours making my own misguided missiles in Space Engineers. A fun physics and Klang simulator, available on Steam..)