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Donald Trump, US president again by the time many of you read this, launched his own cryptocurrency – $TRUMP – on the Solana blockchain network on Friday night. By the weekend, it had hit a market cap of nearly $15 billion, although by Sunday, that value dropped when Melania Trump launched her own meme coin. bitcoin …

  1. Empire of the Pussycat

    MAGA is a selection process for chumps

    Once Trump has identified the chumps, he can milk them.

    It's a great business model, possibly the only successful one he's ever come up with.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

      It depends on what you mean by successful. He seems to have done well out of it personally which would be his only KPI. The fact that it might have left a number of others distinctly worse off would be irrelevant to him.

      Personally I think it's agreat thing to happen - but then I think Darwinism is a Good Thing. Maybe when the dust settles there'll be an awareness in the US that maybe they do have to have more qualifications for POTUS than simply being a native born US citizen. Simple things like not being a convicted felon or not having presided over too many bankruptcies. It might be a good thing to have, as SOP, a special prosecutor appointed from the day of the election result being announced who has power to collect evidence as things go along, freedom from interference and the duty of launching prosecutions, if justified, as soon as the term of office ends. Same applies to the UK PM and any other head of government.

      1. codejunky Silver badge

        Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

        @Doctor Syntax

        "Simple things like not being a convicted felon"

        But as seen here the system would be gamed. Nobody can take seriously the 'felonies' against Trump and the desperation to call him felon but has no consequence.

        "or not having presided over too many bankruptcies."

        Yet for all the bankruptcies he is also damn wealthy. Some could look at it as the trial and error of actually having to run something. Compare that with politics for life which has no connection to real life.

        "It might be a good thing to have, as SOP, a special prosecutor appointed from the day of the election result being announced who has power to collect evidence as things go along, freedom from interference and the duty of launching prosecutions, if justified, as soon as the term of office ends."

        That could be good if actually free of political pressure. Imagine 2020 actually being investigated, the brazen illegalities of some of the further elections probably wouldnt have happened.

        1. Felonmarmer Silver badge

          Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

          It's because of the bankruptcies that he's still wealthy. Hide the money, go bankrupt, clear the debts, mysteriously regain your money.

          1. codejunky Silver badge

            Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

            @Felonmarmer

            "It's because of the bankruptcies that he's still wealthy."

            Its a wonder with so many bankruptcies in the US that there aint more millionaires.

            1. jospanner Silver badge

              Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

              I’m sorry that your boy isn’t the counter-institutional renegade that you think he is. He really is just another rich elite, but with even fewer scruples, and you fell for it.

              1. codejunky Silver badge

                Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

                @jospanner

                "I’m sorry that your boy isn’t the counter-institutional renegade that you think he is"

                Who is 'my boy'? In 2016 I wanted someone else to win (no not Hillary). I aint in the US and only pointed out a simple fact.

          2. Robert 22

            Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

            "If you owe the bank $1,000 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem."

        2. jospanner Silver badge

          Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

          Why is felonies in quotes.

          It is a matter of fact that he is a convicted felon.

          1. codejunky Silver badge

            Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

            @jospanner

            "Why is felonies in quotes."

            Because of the bit of text just to the left if it- "Nobody can take seriously the".

            "It is a matter of fact that he is a convicted felon."

            Hence the point of my comment. If felons were banned from office then as we have seen (god just read the comment) the system would be games with such felonies. All of which are likely to vanish on appeal.

            1. jospanner Silver badge

              Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

              That doesn’t make any sense.

              1. codejunky Silver badge

                Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

                @jospanner

                "That doesn’t make any sense."

                You will need to clarify which bit you are struggling with because I cant see a problem and I havnt had issues before with this.

          2. MachDiamond Silver badge

            Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

            "It is a matter of fact that he is a convicted felon."

            yes, convicted of felonies that are felony enhancements to other crimes for which he wasn't tried. It was a tall pile of technicalities on both sides and after an attorney friend of mine showed me how twisted it was, I forget how it twisted by the next day. I expect that if Mr Trump didn't win the election, there would be four more years of court arguments and millions of taxpayer dollars spent.

            BTW, if you are in the US, you are likely a felon as well. The laws are such that everybody is a criminal looked at a certain way. We don't all wind up on trial since there's a thin veneer of common sense still left in the world that a jury might take notice of so it's more important to go after the real criminals. Politics is a special case and increasingly one side is using "the law" to snipe at their opponents when words and logic aren't getting the job done. The more technical and obscure the law being used is, the better.

        3. MyffyW Silver badge

          Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

          He's wealthy 'cos his Dad was wealthy. It's really not that difficult.

          Log cabin to Whitehouse, now that would be laudable. Abe Lincoln did it. Abe Lincoln is a hero of mine. Mr President, you are no Abe Lincoln

          1. codejunky Silver badge

            Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

            @MyffyW

            "He's wealthy 'cos his Dad was wealthy. It's really not that difficult."

            Ok. But for all his bankruptcies he is still wealthy now. It amuses me that he is a terrible failure through bankruptcies and at the same time this evil rich man.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

              “ It amuses me that he is a terrible failure through bankruptcies and at the same time this evil rich man.”.

              Basically he used bankruptcies to socialize his failures and default on his debtors. Easy to do once you (or your dad) is past the mere multi-millionaire mark, bankers, lawyers and finance bro’s will help you (for a commission) of course. Debtors are out of luck since the US legal system is basically about richest man wins.

              Rich he may be, evil : definitely. Then again, you don’t get to a seat of power without being a self-centered psychopath with a lack of empathy for anyone but yourself. He just sucks at hiding it, most CEO’s and politicians are usually better at hiding that part of their personality.

            2. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

              "Bankruptcy" doesn't mean you are broke with zero money or assets to your name. For some people, it is just a way to legally stiff your creditors.

            3. Justthefacts Silver badge

              Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

              Is he actually wealthy though? Because the (circumstantial) evidence is, that what he told the IRS anyway, is that his liabilities exceed his assets, and that’s why he doesn’t have to pay any tax…..

              We also know, from the publically accidentally revealed info relating to the Deutsche bank loans, that the valuations he puts on his property (which he used as collateral) are bonkers misrepresentations. He lists Trump Towers alone as worth over $1bn, while independent valuations have it done as more like $300M. So, if he’s got a $500M mortgage on a$300M property, in what sense is he wealthy?

              His assets *may* be positive, and probably are. But they may also be negative - nobody knows, least of all him, because he is delusional. But one thing we do know with high certainty, he is not a billionaire. *At most* he has about $300-700M.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

            To be fair, a much higher percentage of the country was living in log houses than are now.

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        4. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

          "Nobody can take seriously the 'felonies' against Trump and the desperation to call him felon but has no consequence."

          Being convicted of a felony makes one a felon by definition. And making not being one for purposes of holding a particular post makes it necessary to take it seriously and has consequences. I suppose there might be some provision for convictions to be eventually written out of the record as there are when considering the record for some jobs although for positions of such significance perhaps candidate should be held to higher standards.

          1. codejunky Silver badge

            Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

            @Doctor Syntax

            "Being convicted of a felony makes one a felon by definition."

            And that is why it wouldnt work to ban a felon from office because as we have seen in this case Trump can be labelled a felon, without a crime, for a misdemeanour prosecuted outside the statute of limitations. This way any political opponent can be labelled a felon.

            And of course it is going to be appealed which is likely to remove the conviction due to the lack of crime, banning of federal witnesses for the defence, statute of limitations of the misdemeanour and of course it was nothing more than law-fare to stain his name and influence the election.

            "makes it necessary to take it seriously and has consequences"

            Lack of consequences. He is President and after all the expensive show trials to try and 'get him' the best they have is calling him a felon until the appeal likely removes even that.

            "considering the record for some jobs although for positions of such significance perhaps candidate should be held to higher standards."

            If there were standards the mentally incapable Biden wouldnt have got the job. And the coverup has gone on for years. It was so bad Joe wasnt impeached for severely mishandling classified documents from when he shouldnt have had them

            1. Fonant

              Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

              severely mishandling classified documents from when he shouldnt have had them

              Unlike Trump's storing of boxes of classified documents in a bathroom at Mar-a-Lago?

              1. codejunky Silver badge

                Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

                @Fonant

                "Unlike Trump's storing of boxes of classified documents in a bathroom at Mar-a-Lago?"

                That being the point. Its ok for Biden to do worse but nothing happens because of his mental state.

              2. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

                Did those boxes actually contain classified documents?

        5. LBJsPNS Bronze badge

          Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

          "Nobody can take seriously the 'felonies' against Trump"

          Except the courts. And the legal system. And the people who respect same. Once upon a time that used to include the Republican party, who fancied themselves the "Law and Order" party. Apparently that all goes out the window when you have the chance to establish a theocracy.

          Let's not forget he was also convicted of sexual assault. Yeah, that's a shining example for your kids to look up to.

          1. codejunky Silver badge

            Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

            @LBJsPNS

            "Except the courts. And the legal system. And the people who respect same."

            Are you sure? The abuse of law has upset a lot of people and the disrespect shown in the lawfare is transparent.

            "Let's not forget he was also convicted of sexual assault."

            A civil case because there is no way with the unreliable witness and lack of any evidence that it could make a criminal case. The story being dubious.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

              Defending a known sexual molester.

              Sweet Jesus.

              Lawfare: What bent politicians and felons say when the case goes against them.

            2. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

              " has upset a lot of people "

              I.e. you and other Trump a**lickers. Not a single honest person.

            3. Casca Silver badge

              Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

              Ah yes. Lets ignore the parts that dont fit your nerative...

              1. codejunky Silver badge

                Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

                @Casca

                "Ah yes. Lets ignore the parts that dont fit your nerative..."

                Ignore what? Which bit did I ignore?

                1. ThomH Silver badge

                  Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

                  If we're talking facts, it's these:

                  Trump was proven to have committed the crime of falsification of business records around hush payments to Stormy Daniels, on the evidence of: (i) the testimony and contemporaneous hand-written records of one of his executives; and (ii) the testimony of the person who physically received and provided false invoices for the funds before passing them onwards.

                  This was elevated to a felony — US speak for a really serious crime rather than a regular one — based on the argument that the intent behind the crime was to influence the outcome of the 2016 election; performing any crime to influence an election is a felony.

                  If we're talking opinions, here's mine: I can't imagine that anybody seriously thinks Trump didn't do this. Though opinions clearly vary as to whether he's an antihero or a villain.

                  1. codejunky Silver badge

                    Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

                    @ThomH

                    Thanks for your reasoned post.

                    "Trump was proven to have committed the crime of falsification of business records around hush payments to Stormy Daniels"

                    Wasnt this the Bragg case that was beyond that statute of limitations for a misdemeanor. Within the statute of limitations Bragg and co decided against taking this to court for how poor the case was. This could only be brought to trial IF related to a crime, which Trump has not been charged with nor has one been defined by the prosecution. The unreliable lead witness Cohen who did admit to the crime of stealing from Trump. Also if I understood it correctly Trump didnt tell the accountant what to put the payment under, it was done at the discretion of the accountant who marked the payment as he believed to be correct (I believe he even testified this in person on the stand).

                    There also seemed to be a difficulty in deciding if this was a state or federal crime. I seem to remember federal witnesses not being called because it wasnt to be a federal crime, only for Bragg to keep changing his position just to keep the trial going.

                    "This was elevated to a felony"

                    To which there is a felon without a crime. A felony resulting in no punishment. And the whole case is so weak it will probably be destroyed in an appeal. The case itself being to influence the election. The result being the tiniest success for the law-fare fools. At best they get to call Trump a felon, for now.

                    "If we're talking opinions, here's mine: I can't imagine that anybody seriously thinks Trump didn't do this. Though opinions clearly vary as to whether he's an antihero or a villain."

                    Sure why not. I dont actually care particularly. The problem is the severe effort put into election interference to try and stop a presidential candidate. Didnt we used to laugh at Russia for things like this?

                    Unfortunately if you dont agree with every lie or exaggeration then some people just assume you are some sort of MAGA Trump worshipper. The anti-Trumpers cannot consider anything less extremist than them without labelling them MAGA cultists

                    1. ChodeMonkey Bronze badge

                      Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

                      "without labelling them MAGA cultists"

                      But this doesn't apply if using the "label" TDS, is that right? That's real. That is the most real, authentic, scientifically proven thing in political life.

                      1. codejunky Silver badge

                        Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

                        @ChodeMonkey

                        "But this doesn't apply if using the "label" TDS, is that right?"

                        The perfect description of the very people I mention. Those extremists on the absolute opposite to MAGA extremist. The anti-Trumper whose view is you must hate the guy irrationally or be a MAGA cultist. Very much TDS.

                        "That's real. That is the most real, authentic, scientifically proven thing in political life."

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1IrRxoRkbQ

      2. Neil Barnes Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

        Just jail any elected official for the term of their office, as soon as they're elected. It'll save time and money all round.

        1. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

          "It'll save time and money all round."

          It will also mean their communications in and out of prison can be monitored so there will be a big reduction of insider trading and the passing of laws (or advance notice) to benefit a campaign donor.

      3. NerryTutkins

        Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

        It seems a little naive to me to think the US will have another presidential election, or at least what would qualify as a meaningfully fair one.

        People in the US know that Trump is an insurrectionist, and the coup last time failed only because of a few principled republicans (state governors and the VP) who did not go along with it. Such dissent has been purged, MAGA is in total control now.

        Trump is a big admirer of Putin, Orban and Erdogan, all autocrats that came to power democratically and then gradually destroyed the democracy to stay in power. He will not make the same mistake he made last time of failing to prepare for losing, he and his gang will attack independent news and broadcasters, while Musk and Zuckerberg pump out propaganda so there is no meaningful opposition. And in the event even this does not guarantee a win in the next election, they will ensure that control of the courts, and the US president's immunity, will be used to do *whatever it takes* to stay in power.

        The only hope for the US is that some states decide to leave. I know they are not allowed and that could lead to civil war, but the alternative is to meekly accept dictatorship and see those states have their own power crushed. Because dissent cannot be tolerated.

        As for the rest of the world, democracies need to circle the wagons, because the US billionaires are coming for every other democracy next.

        1. demon driver

          Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

          "It seems a little naive to me to think the US will have another presidential election" – indeed, it's a pity that not even the USA as the longest-standing democracy in the world has effective measures against hitleresque seizures of power.

          Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond, in Germany, the young democracy of which the Germans are so proud is in danger of being torn apart by a new neo-fascist party (officially classified as right-wing extremist in large parts by domestic intelligence), against which they also have no effective measures even after their early 20th century experience. How difficult can it be to make fascist endeavours a punishable offense along the lines of high treason? What the German established political parties are now doing instead is adopting some neo-fascist policies themselves in a pathetic attempt to draw voters from them.

          1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

            Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

            "the USA as the longest-standing democracy in the world"

            Which parallel dimension are you from? In terms of democracy, the USA is still barely a teenager! And it shows :-)

          2. Justthefacts Silver badge

            Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

            And Austria. And Finland. And Hungary.

            And France. And Sweden. And Netherlands. And Italy.

            And Czech. And Poland.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

          " ...because the US billionaires are coming for every other democracy next."

          They already did: Musk openly funds the Germany nazi -party with millions. Goes nicely with his "Heil Hitler" -handwaving.

      4. NoneSuch Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

        Editors: Can we MTRGA (Make The Reg Great Again) by not posting the Great Pumpkins name or photo in any article or comment for the next four years.

        Please and thank you.

        1. that one in the corner Silver badge

          Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

          That should be MERGA (Make El Reg Great Again) thank you very much.

          Signed,

          Campaign Of Properly Pronouncable Acronyms

          1. NoneSuch Silver badge
            Thumb Up

            Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

            I defer to your superior suggestion. :)

      5. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

        "It depends on what you mean by successful. He seems to have done well out of it personally which would be his only KPI. The fact that it might have left a number of others distinctly worse off would be irrelevant to him."

        But that is exactly how he defines a "good deal". Him "winning" in a deal isn't enough. Everyone else has to shown to "lose" before his ego can be salved. A deal where everyone wins is not a good deal in his eyes because he's a sociopath.

      6. Jedit Silver badge
        Stop

        "It depends on what you mean by successful."

        You appear to have missed that this is a crypto scam, and as such the only way for it to be successful is for others to be left worse off.

    2. Justthefacts Silver badge

      Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

      In this case though, the chumps may be the taxpayer. He’s already said that he thinks the US Treasury should consider buying BitCoin. Why not write an exec order requiring them to buy $Trump? It’s the obvious play.

    3. Antron Argaiv Silver badge
      FAIL

      Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

      There are times (and this is one) when I wish I had absolutely no sense of shame or caution. I could probably become quite wealthy..but perhaps not quite wealthy enough to escape the consequences.

      As bad as "he" and his merry band of grifting, self-absorbed, religious fanatic idiots are, the inability of even *one* news organisation to stand up and call them out for what they are is what disappoints me the most. The Press is often referred to as the Fourth Estate, but it appears to have been absorbed into the Corporate world, never to return to its former role of referee in the political arena.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: MAGA is a selection process for chumps

        " The Press is often referred to as the Fourth Estate, but it appears to have been absorbed into the Corporate world, never to return to its former role of referee in the political arena."

        There's no such thing as The Press(TM) anymore: The Big Money(TM) bought all of it and reduced it to ass-licking propaganda distribution media.

        Here in North 2 corporations own all newspapers and all tv-channels except the ones owned by government. It owns 3 TV-channels and their propaganda is almost as bad as the one corporations spew.

        AFAIK situation is US isn't significantly different: Money(TM) owns the media. All of it. Also major part of social media.

        Money(TM) owns the government too and what we have here is a full-fledged corporativism. Basically feudalism with a democracy -type curtain to hide it.

        When everyone elected is bought already before actual election, there is and there can't be any democracy.

  2. lglethal Silver badge
    Facepalm

    I despair for Humanity...

    Honestly, I despair for humanity. There are people out there who can look at this, and not instantly see "SCAM" written in letters large enough to be viewed from space??? I know most of them are just jumping on now, in the hope of riding the big wave, and then selling everything to some other schmuck before it all crashes and burns. But still...

    And I might be wrong, but it definitely feels like Melania ist pranking Trump, no? Maybe she's trying to build up her own capital for the inevitable Post-Trump years...

    Would the Aliens mind arriving some time soon, before things really hit rock bottom...

    1. wolfetone Silver badge

      Re: I despair for Humanity...

      If the aliens had any sense they'd walk on by and ignore us.

      1. Brave Coward

        Re: I despair for Humanity...

        Well, I recently noticed that the entry for 'Earth' in the HHGttG has been automatically updated (a security fix) and now reads 'Mostly helpless'.

      2. MyffyW Silver badge

        Re: I despair for Humanity...

        Maybe the Aliens bought at $0.01 and cashed out earlier today? I mean if they built the pyramids, they can surf a pyramid selling scheme, Shirley?

        1. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: I despair for Humanity...

          "I mean if they built the pyramids, they can surf a pyramid selling scheme,"

          Naw, they can sell pyramids a week at a time.

      3. ElNumbre
        Alien

        Re: I despair for Humanity...

        Or build a hyperspace bypass right through the place.

      4. heyrick Silver badge
        Alien

        Re: I despair for Humanity...

        "If the aliens had any sense they'd walk on by and ignore us."

        Why d'you think they keep on abducting cattle? It's because, to them, oh la vache! is the only thing that passes for intelligent life on this planet.

        We're screwed.

    2. JamesTGrant Bronze badge

      Re: I despair for Humanity...

      Presumably everyone knows. There are just hoping that they are not at the bottom of ‘the greater fool’ pile.

      1. jospanner Silver badge

        Re: I despair for Humanity...

        I’ve never metaphor I didn’t like

    3. Just Enough

      Re: I despair for Humanity...

      Isn't this exactly how most crypto currencies work? Most of those "investing" are complicit and fully on board with the scam. They just reckon they won't be the mugs left holding the worthless bits at the end.

      As for the rest of the "investors", well, a fool and his money, as they say.

      1. nijam Silver badge

        Re: I despair for Humanity...

        > Most of those "investing" are complicit and fully on board with the scam.

        Given that quiff-boy often reveals how ill-informed and dim-witted he is, could it be that in fact he's the one being scammed?

        OTOH he has a track record of successful scam himself, so I think probably not.

    4. Cliffwilliams44 Silver badge

      Re: I despair for Humanity...

      What determines the value of something? If people "see" it has value!

      A diamond is nothing more than a piece of compressed carbon, but to some it has extreme value, to others not so much! Crypto has value because people "see" it has value for whatever reason. Maybe it is because it it not tied to some corrupt government.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: I despair for Humanity...

        "Crypto has value because people "see" it has value for whatever reason. "

        The other side is people can "see" it no longer has "value" and that's the end of that. There's no intrinsic value since it's an intangible. Do my Louis Bellson autographed drumsticks have value? Yes. Even if you don't know who Louis Bellson was, they are still a pair of quality drumsticks. A unit of crypto currency isn't a physical thing nor a piece of useful information so there's nothing but a belief that it's worth anything.

  3. navarac Silver badge

    All a Scam

    Who just "launches" a cryptocurrency? It's a scam to avoid, I reckon. Beware of snake-oil salesmen.

    1. Like a badger

      Re: All a Scam

      Yes, but who's being scammed? Cryptobois (or whatever they're called) and MAGA fools. If they lose big time, who's going to cry?

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: All a Scam

        "who's going to cry?"

        The beneficiaries of pension funds where the fund thought they were going to make a quick buck by investing in crypto.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: All a Scam

      That or a way to launder bribe money without anyone tracing the origin.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: All a Scam

      I’m loading up on £FARAGE meme coins. I’ll make a mint from and intelligently challenged who enable that grifter.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Must be a family thing

    His 2 sons Erik and Donald Jnr also launched their own scams last year. (Erik is spelt as such on the Beeb webpage, am assuming it is correct)

    1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

      Re: Must be a family thing

      Don't forget Melania.... She who has been a ghost for the last 4 years launched her own Crypto Currency.

      It bombed as well yesterday like the Orange Jesus's brand.

      All his cabinet will be joining in the GRIFT of the MAGA braindead/cult. Well, all apart from Vivek. He seems to have been given the elbow before Trump V2.0 becomes official.

      But swearing in on a 'Made in China, Trump Bible" is really the pits.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Must be a family thing

        > But swearing in on a 'Made in China, Trump Bible" is really the pits.

        On the news footage I saw, he didn't appear to rest his hand on the bible at all. Cue conspiracy theories now saying that he's not actually the President as the oath wasn't taken correctly. :-)

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Must be a family thing

          orange turd, didn't do the oath correctly so later he can say he doesn't need to uphold the constitution.

          he did said same last time, this time, he did something to try to give that load of bollocks some weight.

          GOP and maga are like petty children...

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Must be a family thing

            Yawn, fake!

            https://www.snopes.com/news/2025/01/20/trump-bible-oath-office/

        2. Roj Blake Silver badge

          Re: Must be a family thing

          I heard that if he touches a Bible, his hand combusts.

          1. MachDiamond Silver badge

            Re: Must be a family thing

            "I heard that if he touches a Bible, his hand combusts."

            How about a box set of Lord of the Rings?

      2. Antron Argaiv Silver badge
        Joke

        Re: Must be a family thing

        She was only there as a fashionista.

        Hat tip.

        1. Roj Blake Silver badge

          Re: Must be a family thing

          Her hat reminded me of a certain 1980s pop duo, so I think she and Trump might be about to launch a tribute act: Mel & Dim.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Must be a family thing

            Thanks, I got a good laugh out of this.

            You also have to be slightly old to remember the duo ... I've one LP of theirs.

  5. may_i Silver badge

    Pump & Dump

    Lots of mugs are going to lose their stake here and a filthy rich liar will get even richer.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Pump & Dump

      Presumably the sort of people to invest in a Trumpcoin will be those who voted for him, so if the exercise makes them poorer then it's their own fault?

      Now, investing in Melania, there's something different. If I buy up all the coin, do I own her?

      1. Brave Coward

        Re: Pump & Dump

        'If I buy up all the coin, do I own her?'

        Beware. You would be a chained bloke.

      2. Derezed

        Re: Pump & Dump

        It won’t be their fault; nothing ever is. It will be Mexicans, Canadians and/or transsexuals

    2. Baird34

      Re: Pump & Dump

      I created a meme coin $DUMP as an expression of support for, and engagement with, the ideals and beliefs embodied by the symbol "$DUMP". I made a massive $DUMP this morning.

      Any connection to $TRUMP & $DUMP is purely coincidental.

  6. DuckBrained

    Magic Beans

    Where will the beanstalk take us?

  7. munnoch Silver badge

    Just the most reprehensible individual

    And so begins the reign of Trump II.

    1. Felonmarmer Silver badge

      Re: Just the most reprehensible individual

      Welcome to the Scamocracy (2025 to who knows)

  8. Bebu sa Ware
    Facepalm

    The third knock...

    These tribulations normally come in threes.

    We already had (1) Crypto, now have (2) AI and I dread what the third will be. Certainly isn't that feeble excuse of anything that is to be "the leader of the free world."

    The possibles range from daunting to outright horrific.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The third knock...

      Probably NFTs making a comeback...

    2. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: The third knock...

      "We already had (1) Crypto, now have (2) AI and I dread what the third will be."

      Nothing and you'll be happy for not having to worry about those things anymore.

  9. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Pardons

    At this rate, he'll be pardoning Sam Bankman-Fried and inviting him to be his personal investment advisor

    1. ChodeMonkey Bronze badge
      Trollface

      Re: Pardons

      Are there not previous snake-oil scheme links to Martin Shkreli?

    2. Cliffwilliams44 Silver badge

      Re: Pardons

      Apparently you missed Biden pardoning his whole family proactively!

      1. Doctor Tarr

        Re: Pardons

        Didn’t miss it but this topic is about Trump not Biden. Let’s not be drawn into the constant misdirection and whataboutary that the standard far right response.

    3. Antron Argaiv Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      Re: Pardons

      Director of SEC

  10. jospanner Silver badge

    I love the blatant nature of making it impossible to convict the president and then just straight up scamming your own people. Anyone who voted for him is a mark, no other angle is necessary.

  11. ChodeMonkey Bronze badge
    Go

    If $TRUMP doesn't float your boat ...

    There's always $MELANIA.

    Who says illegal immigrants can't do well in the USA?

    1. Cliffwilliams44 Silver badge

      Re: If $TRUMP doesn't float your boat ...

      You morons will believe anything!

  12. frankvw Bronze badge
    FAIL

    What's in a name

    "First Lady Melania Trump launched her own meme coin..."

    So that would be $TRUMP vs. $TRUMPET then...

    1. nijam Silver badge

      Re: What's in a name

      Was that a typo for Strumpet? Surely not?

  13. JLV Silver badge

    How long till we also get the Prez Dwayne Camacho Erektil Disfunkz Pilz from this lot?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      I'd give it a week, tops.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    curious...

    Is Melania's the $trumpet coin?

  15. mark l 2 Silver badge

    First its $Trump cypto coin BS, but how long before he decides he wants his face on real money and gets them to start issuing bank notes with his ugly mug on them?

    A $1 note would be a good start as that will probably be only worth the same as a sheet of toilet paper after his badly thought out financial policies ramp inflation to 500% within a year or two. So you can then use it to wipe your arse with his face.

    1. heyrick Silver badge
      Coffee/keyboard

      "So you can then use it to wipe your arse with his face."

      Eww.

      Even in the context of the coming civil war/social collapse/invaded by Denmark/zombie apocalypse/all you should have some standards. Shoot the bastards in the back, fair enough. But wipe your arse on a Trump? Eww! Eww! Eww!

      (icon, doing double duty as puke)

  16. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

    In any other reality

    Convicted felon Introduces scam financial investment opportunity.

    Nothing to see here, totally trustworthy and not at all a worry.

  17. Howard Sway Silver badge

    Nice to see he's been devoting his time working out how to help the American people

    And not on devising tacky scams designed to enrich himself as much as possible at the expense of his gullible fanbase....... still, start as you mean to continue : if selling his own branded bible wasn't enough of a clue, then nothing was going to really dissuade all the marks who've piled into this crap. Apparently some crypto folks are angry about the blatant grifting going on here - they think it's going to give their own scams a bad reputation and stop the flow of idiot money going in their direction!

    1. Cliffwilliams44 Silver badge

      Re: Nice to see he's been devoting his time working out how to help the American people

      He is! Started in the 1st hours!

      He's not running this, Eric is!

      It helps if you can actually read!

      1. Casca Silver badge

        Re: Nice to see he's been devoting his time working out how to help the American people

        And as usual. The most moronic right wing muppet shows up

  18. DS999 Silver badge

    I hate Trump but I think this is great

    He could use this to "declare" himself the richest person in the world. Just make this his preferred method of receiving bribes and he could drive the price up to whatever heights he wants by telling some foreign leader wanting to bribe him for $10 million to buy 10,000 coins at $1000 each and when those trades show up he can claim he's worth $500 billion or whatever and is richer than Elon. Doesn't matter that it isn't real, he's the king of perception over reality so he's quite happy to be the fake richest man in the world.

    There's also the nice feature that the people who this scams are his own supporters. I love that the guy who originally campaigned on "I'm so rich I can finance my own campaign, I'll never ask you for a penny" not only has solicited campaign contributions from his supporters for a decade straight he's also selling all kinds of crap like shoes. They deserve to give their hard earned money to the greatest conman in the history of the world. I hope they all put their life savings into Trump's coin, it all goes in his pocket, and they have to live on whatever is left of social security after Trump's bunch is out the door.

    It will also go down as the greatest pump and dump in cryptocoin history, and hopefully cause the eventual collapse of the entire thing. Certainly the volatility that we'll see on his coin will make it harder for anyone to push the US to become involved in crypto (other than some CBDC fixed to the dollar which isn't any more inherently risky than how dollars are moved electronically now)

    It is also interesting that all the grift this will make frictionless is also preserved in the blockchain for posterity. While he's never going to be held accountable (he'll be dead long before the Supreme Court can be fixed) historians will be able to undercover a lot of his dirty dealings. It will provide research fodder for decades.

  19. doesnothingwell

    Everything Else

    "Americans will always do the right thing after they try everything else." I think is the quote. I am an American, and this shit is something else.

  20. Philo T Farnsworth Silver badge

    Dear Register and all media

    Market Cap is bistromath1.

    ___________________

    1 See No, Trump didn’t make $50 billion from his memecoin

  21. Winkypop Silver badge
    Alert

    The great Trump pump-and-dump scheme

    Roll up, roll up, don’t miss out!

    Be the envy of all your MAGA friends.

    Don’t forget to ask for your free souvenir mug with your name on it.

  22. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Joke

    Smart Investment

    I have a cunning plan to corner market in Fake Tan Futures. Once the MAGA faithful start wanting to follow their leader's skin care routine, real $$$ will start rolling in

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    strategic Bitcoin reserve?

    Strategic dogshit reserve would be more valuable

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: strategic Bitcoin reserve?

      It will be a great opportunity for drug barons and illegal arms dealers to cash out from Bitcoin into real-world money.

  24. PinchOfSalt

    Local implications

    What are the implications of this on the UK?

    The first one that comes to mind is Sir Kier's idea of UK growth through AI.

    If Tangerine Man is going to 'Drill baby drill', freeing up gas and oil for burning to make electricity, whilst we are doing the more long term sustainable approach of using renewables (yes, I know someone's going to argue about this), then our power is going to be even more expensive than it already is compare to the US. So who is going to want to put an datacentre here?

    Local infrastructure is driven by three things:

    Maintainability - you need to get to it to do something to it

    Latency - needs to be close for the application to do what it needs to do within the time allowed

    Data residency - need to keep the data within the bounds of your jurisdiction

    It seems to me that the first is somewhat irrelevant, given the way AI platforms are built. They're homogeneous platforms of compute capacity, so you can happily outtask this to someone else in a remote place.

    The second is possibly important, but the sorts of workloads put onto AI at the moment are not that time sensitive, so this is less of a problem.

    The third, well, I'm not sure that our rules are tight enough to force people to build here. We don't have a set of rules like China where the data must be recorded in country (but may be copied outside with strong business reason).

    What do you think?

    1. Cliffwilliams44 Silver badge

      Re: Local implications

      Keep doing "sustainable" and you will continue to fail!

      Sustainable has proven time and again to be exactly NOT that, sustainable!

      While you guys are cold and int he dark, we'll be warm and watching the riots in your country on our televisions, laughing the whole time!

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    money for nothing

    Might as well bring the kids into the frame and grab what you can, It is beyond belief how stupid the public can be buying this nonsense, after so many crypto scams. I watched bitconned a while back and realised there are people out there with no product or anything to show , they can still rake in money for nothing for bullshit.

    There was a man (Maxwell Azzarello) who set himself on fire a few years ago, I read his blog on why he did this and wanted to highlight to the world that the US is gearing up for a totalitarian con and about to hits us with a apocalytic fascist world coup.He talked about crypto being first planetary multi-trillion dollar ponzi scheme. Could he right , is it just starting to come to reality now ?

  26. renniks

    It's a rug-pull

  27. codejunky Silver badge
    Devil

    Great idea!

    Seeing the popularity of these meme coins and the fund-raising effort by Trump with it maybe Harris should do one? That way she can try to pay down that $1.8 million campaign debt. Surely her supporters would be willing to stump up for the magnificent Harris?

  28. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Trump and Dump

    being a new variation of 'Pump and Dump', specifically targeting gullible morons.

  29. ThatGothGuy

    Pump and Dump

    MAGA are about to find out what "Pump and Dump" cryptocurrencies are when Trumps mates get super rich and all the other investors get stiffed.

    After that the coin will be worthless and Trump will pardon himself and his mates for the Fraud.

  30. Dave 13

    The grift never ends...

    Grifting is the one core MAGA value - other than victimhood and hatred.

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