back to article Police arrest suspect in murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO, with grainy pics the only tech involved

Police in Pennsylvania have arrested a man suspected of shooting dead the CEO of insurer UnitedHealthcare in New York City, thanks to a McDonald's employee who recognized the suspect in a burger joint – and largely without help from technology. UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was shot and killed last Wednesday as he walked …

  1. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
    Angel

    Ginger, get the popcorn!

    This comment thread should be gold.

  2. Wang Cores

    Initial reports said it was a customer?

    1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

      Customer and employee

      It is believed a customer mentioned him to an employee, who decided to call it in.

      C.

  3. Sampler

    I wonder

    If he'd disposed of the incriminating evidence, if they would've had enough to hold / prosecute him?

    Hey, you sorta look like this grainy video pic wouldn't have gotten far with the type of lawyer one would expect a guy of his background to be able to afford.

    Seems like a bit of a dumbass thing to do (especially if the 'ghost gun' is homemade and therefore replaceable) - to have gone to some good lengths in the plotting to commit, but not what to do to stay out after the fact?

    1. veti Silver badge

      Re: I wonder

      He's only an amateur. A smart amateur, but still amateur. A pro would have ditched the gun with never a backward glance, but then they would have been using quite a different type of gun to begin with.

      It doesn't come naturally to most of us to get rid of a tool that's cost us time, care and money to create. Presumably he thought he'd covered his tracks well enough.

      1. Blazde Silver badge

        Re: I wonder

        It's the multi-page 'motive' document that gets me. Why do these nut-jobs with otherwise difficult to understand motives always gift manifestos to the cops?

        Gun, clothing, fake-ids, all that should have gone in the Hudson or somewhere better, earlier. He's young so he may not have a good sense of how law enforcement, the public, and the legal system would react, but I don't think it takes a genius to understand you don't want souvenirs from a murder scene.

        1. teknopaul

          Re: I wonder

          I'd guess he's not a nut job.

          Presumably his days are numbered and he wants everyone to know why.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: I wonder

          It's the one's that get hungry on the job that get caught the quickest...leaving teeth marks and partially finished meals at the crime scene.

          Also, on a slight tangent...why is that investigators that discover that precise knife skills that were used in a crime always default to "must be a surgeon or something"...not once have I heard anyone say "you know what, Jack the Ripper operated around Spitalfields near the famous fish market (he operated 10 years after Spitalfields was founded), maybe he was a fishmonger"...those guys are precise with knives.

          Seems a bit sus, like fishmongers, chefs and butchers have been in cahoots with cops for over a century.

          Look at a Ripper map, and look for Spitalfields market. :O

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I wonder

      The police tell us they "found" a gun.......

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: I wonder

        It happens, you know. It also happens quite often that ballistics checks show it was the gun that fires the fatal rounds.

        1. Slow Joe Crow
          Headmaster

          Re: I wonder

          Ballistics doesn't work as well as it used to. The basic theory is that cut rifling leaves a unique set of tool marks in the gun barrel which in turn transfer to the bullet. This falls apart with modern industrial production with cold hammer forged barrels and polygonal rifling. At that point the best you could say is the bullet came from a Glock, and matches 5000 barrels forged on a specific mandrel. The police would be happy to charge based on that but the defense could tear it apart. Even with older rifling methods ballistic doesn't work as well as it does on TV. The State of Maryland used to require a fired bullet and case from every pistol registered to allow matching ballistics, but quit doing when they realized they had never actually used this warehouse full of evidence in a prosecution.

    3. rg287 Silver badge

      Re: I wonder

      If he'd disposed of the incriminating evidence, if they would've had enough to hold / prosecute him?

      By incriminating evidence, do you mean the gun, the cash (including foreign currency) or the 3-page handwritten manifesto?

      Not that I want to suggest this is a fit-up, because that would be conspiracy theorising. But this is remarkably convenient for Police given the apparent careful planning, evasion of NYC surveillance and general dearth of other evidence they were developing (beyond a couple of grainy cctv images).

      I half expected them to present a signed confession before hurriedly tucking it away "wait no, we haven't questioned him yet."

      Not dumping the weapon is a rookie error, but then he's an amateur. Carrying the manifesto? I suppose he maybe thought if he got shot by Police then he wanted his reasoning to be known?

      To have a suspect turning up with a murder weapon, cash and documentation on their person a week after the shooting... luckiest of lucky breaks for Police. And yes, quite a few cases have been broken by lucky breaks. But this takes the biscuit.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: I wonder

        "quite a few cases have been broken by lucky breaks. But this takes the biscuit."

        I can think of quite a few:

        The getaway car that left one of the gang behind. For good measure their safe house was just round the corner and a witness pointed it out to the police.

        The culprit who threw away his cap as he ran away. He'd written his name inside.

        The culprit who threw away his jacket as he ran away. His library card with his name and address were in the pocket.

        They're not all criminal masterminds.

        1. Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese Silver badge
          Facepalm

          Re: I wonder

          They're not all criminal masterminds.

          Indeed. My favourite is the burglar who went out on a winter night and left a trail of footprints in the snow from the victim's house back to his own house.

          1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

            Re: I wonder

            There was a Post Office robber who stole a bag of nuts on the way out and left a trail of shells to his front door.

          2. Eclectic Man Silver badge
            Facepalm

            Re: I wonder

            My father was the Head of a secondary school. One winter there was a break in, and the police did exactly what you recounted - followed the track of footprints in the fresh snow to the miscreant pupil's house.

            This is, of course a complete failure on two counts of the UK Schools system:

            1 The pupil had bot been instilled with any respect for the school

            2. The pupil had not even been educated sufficiently to avoid being caught by something that is shown in many cartoons (Tom and Jerry for example).

            I'm not sure whether the pupil should have apologised to my father or my father to the pupil.

            D'Oh icon indeed

            1. DS999 Silver badge

              Re: I wonder

              How did he know the kid didn't walk to the house of another kid who was located along a street that was plowed? Walk across a plowed street up to the door of said house, then carefully backtrack in your same shoeprints to the street, then follow the street as far as you can get towards your own house.

              I would visit the house of a kid who is a known troublemaker so the people investigating would not look too closely at the evidence for signs of backtracking, or slight tracks that were visible on the plowed street. They'd find the "obvious" candidate and no matter how much he or his parents protested his innocence, the authorities would "know" they caught the right one.

              That's how cops work, they will stop looking when they've found the obvious candidate but do a lot more double checking if the clues pointed to someone who doesn't fit what they see as the profile.

              1. Eclectic Man Silver badge

                Re: I wonder

                How did he know the kid didn't walk to the house of another kid who was located along a street that was plowed?

                Because the items stolen from the school were found at the house the footprints led to.

        2. rg287 Silver badge

          Re: I wonder

          They're not all criminal masterminds.

          Oh no. Quite. But as I say, this is right up there with the very best examples of "they did what now?" that you've cited. I'm not suggesting that it's a fit-up, but you can see why people might be sceptical - especially after the apparently thorough planning of the shooting itself, the efficient getaway and apparently leaving very little in the way of evidence at the scene.

          To then be (allegedly, he's not convicted yet) caught with all the evidence on his person a week later is quite mad.

        3. Goat Boy

          Re: I wonder

          Sure I remember one where the crims were holed up in a house / apartment for a while after the job and got nabbed because one of them forgot to press GO on the dishwasher full of their used cutlery etc before they left.

          D'oh!

          1. Ken Shabby Bronze badge
            Facepalm

            Re: I wonder

            Didn’t Ronnie Biggs & Co get rumbled by leaving prints on a Monopoly board (which they had been playing with teal cash)

        4. dmvjjvmd

          Re: I wonder

          While I agree completely on that, it’s also true that cops wholesale fabricate stories in order to get around pesky things like the rules they are constitutionally required to follow during investigations. Testilying is a real thing and just dismissing skepticism of police narratives with “criminals are stoopid!” just makes it all the easier for police when they get “creative.”

          That said, this dude here displayed his weak opsec in other ways too, like pulling his mask down to flirt, etc.

          Anyway, like I said at the start, you’re also right. There really are criminally stupid criminals.

        5. WageSlave5678

          Re: I wonder

          My favourite is when my brother's wallet was nicked -

          The hapless crim only went and ordered stuff from Littlewoods using bro's credit card,

          for *delivery*to*crim's*home*address* ... which when the Plods knocked on crim's door

          they found not only bro's wallet, but loads of other stolen stuff in his flat ...

          Makes you wonder about some people

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: I wonder

        But why would they fit him, specifically, up?

        Why didn’t he plead not guilty straight away?

        Occam‘s Razor, mate.

      3. Andrew Scott Bronze badge

        Re: I wonder

        Possibly he was planning to use them again.

  4. Sora2566 Silver badge

    This guy may well have broken the law, but good luck convicting him in the court of public opinion.

    1. Sorry that handle is already taken. Silver badge
      Unhappy

      That's what worries me. I'm as much of an "every billionaire is a policy failure" type guy as the next but if "the court of public opinion" considers murder to be acceptable then can we stop this train? I want to get off.

      1. Sora2566 Silver badge

        Something something the only thing the poor will have left to eat will be the rich.

        1. HuBo Silver badge
          Facepalm

          The CNN Live Update (linked under "reportedly") has lots of info ... for example, the suspect here wasn't some poor sob forced to eat discounted Happy Meals at Micky Ds, his family owns MD's Lorien Health Systems nursing homes.

          And with a MS and BS in computer science, plus a minor in math, "Mark Rosario" (aka Luigi Mangione) could surely have found a less fatal way to make his point (whichever that may be), like youthfully cyber-robin-hooding that UnitedHealthcare outfit, or just plain getting into politics to change related laws, IMHO. He was high school valedictorian FFS!

          Maybe he was inspired by Trump's brazen small testicle insecurity boast: "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" and tested it out near Sixth Avenue instead -- who knows? Bottom line is there are better ways to get your opinion across when you're not completely nuts!

          Tangentially, I'll add that the photos (linked under "released photos") are not really that grainy imho (whomever's face is quite visible there, except eyebrows), but he was probably snitched on by a Penn State Altoona buddy anyways, rather than a random customer (eg. for having 3-D printed a plastic gun), and my resulting investigative query at this juncture is then: can such devices really fire "several rounds" in sequence these days (though this one "appeared to malfunction before the assailant fired again")? Anyways, what a grim waste of human potential, talent and tech!

          1. disgruntled yank Silver badge

            No, not Penn State

            The suspect attended the University of Pennsylvania, which is in Philadelphia.

            1. HuBo Silver badge
              Holmes

              Re: No, not Penn State

              Yes, but he was arrested at one of 3 McDonald's in Altoona, PA, and I presume it is the one next to the Penn State campus ...

      2. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

        Being a total areshole that ruins thousands of peoples lives with your corporate greed, is eventually piss one too many people off... who have lost too much and snap.

        Its karma.

        1. rg287 Silver badge

          Not that I would ever encoruage or condone violence. But it is a remarkable observation that in a country with regular acts of violence and relatively trivial access to firearms, this sort of thing doesn't happen more often. It's amazing that of all the (non-trivial number of) formerly-middle-class-who-sold-their-house-to-pay-their-hospital-bill people, none of them have taken... "direct action" towards the CEOs of hospital chains or insurers.

          I suppose that's one reason noone in power argues about the Veterans Health Administration. Make sure the people with actual military training are looked after!

          But then this is a country which is fundamentally broken, where insurers won't pay valid claims (and who's going to make them?) whilst hospitals code level 1 visits as level 5 and levy bills of $11k instead of $500 - they call it an administrative error, but "admin errors" this widespread and regular basically amount to systemic insurance fraud. This is to say nothing of the armies of lawyers employed by both sides to argue the toss - leaving sick people in no man's land. Burn it all to the ground.

          1. DancesWithPoultry
            Holmes

            One could say it was an American response to an American problem.

          2. KayJ

            It baffles me that in a country with such ready access to firearms the tall poppies grow so free.

          3. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            > armies of lawyers

            It's a "service economy" they say. Tiny medical service, huge bill. Lawyers buying a new yacht. Tips substituting salaries for the ones actually creating value. Apple and Nike overcharging for Asian-made goods. Astronomic capitalization. Hovering best tech talent from productive industries. Large GDP. Is there economy, actually?

            Roaring Twenties were roaring, because there was no income tax for working class adding value. Whole cities were built from zero.

            1. Jaybus

              Re: > armies of lawyers

              A nice anti-capitalist rant, but I'm afraid that income tax was implemented in the US in 1913. Could be the doubling of the US total wealth during the 1920's have been BECAUSE of capitalism?

          4. ChoHag Silver badge

            > It's amazing that of all the (non-trivial number of) formerly-middle-class-who-sold-their-house-to-pay-their-hospital-bill people, none of them have taken... "direct action" towards the CEOs of hospital chains or insurers.

            This corresponds to how far over the line you can push people before their grumbling turns into revolution and murder. "I got kids to feed, Jack."

            And like now, when the public do start to fight back despite the personal cost, you know you're *far* over that line already.

        2. Munchausen's proxy

          "Being a total areshole that ruins thousands of peoples lives with your corporate greed, is eventually piss one too many people off... who have lost too much and snap.

          Its karma."

          If his family really own multiple nursing homes, he may well end up far below the health "insurance" executives in public opinion, and karma.

          I don't know what it's like in GB, but in the US, nursing homes are all too often hellholes designed and managed solely to abuse the elderly while draining their finances as quickly as possible. For-profit chains of nursing homes even more so.

          1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
            WTF?

            Hospice California (Actually Florida)

            I have a friend in a US care home (Her wheelchair retaining belt wasn't secured as it wasn't repaired by her husband) & at a "brake check" incident she was hurled forward, completely destroying both ankles, she's had them rebuilt (Obamacare I think covered her).

            She's been between hospital & two different care facilities for the last 3 years where at one she was so neglected she was at the point of death in a coma & the nurses were negligent & tried to alter the medical records to CHA.

            She can leave any time she likes, but can only walk a few steps & would need home assistance in specially adapted apartment.

        3. Sorry that handle is already taken. Silver badge

          Okay but UnitedHealthcare and its late CEO aren't really the problem here; they're just another, currently very public, symptom of a totally broken system.

          I am so glad I live in a country that actually looks after its citizens (and permanent residents). And, also, enforces minimum standards on health insurance.

          1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

            I bet this CEO like all others in the annual board meetings etc take all the credit for the actions of the company.

            So by his own words he is responsib le for the actions of the company. You can be sure he gave himself a bonus claiming its all his good work.

            1. Sorry that handle is already taken. Silver badge

              Sure, but it's just the system working as it's been designed to. Even if it's not strictly by design, it has been allowed to continue operating this way.

              You could probably reasonably make the argument that the government that sets the system's rules is captive to the system's interests, but ultimately the Americans keep voting for the people who made the system what it is, and only recently voted for someone who will almost certainly make it even worse...

              1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

                Your original comment seemed to imply the system was operating correctly and could not be improved.

      3. ITS Retired

        I understand it worked quite well for the French at one time.

        How many unnecessary deaths was this CEO responsible for?

    2. robn

      Jury nullification.

      1. John Riddoch

        It's possible, but unlikely. The core is that he (allegedly) crossed state lines and committed premeditated murder with an illegal firearm and granting him any kind of leniency on the basis that the victim wasn't a nice person opens the floodgates for people to claim justifiable murder. Whose opinions do we follow when deciding if someone deserves to be gunned down in the street?

        Barring something extraordinary, he'll be found guilty in court or he'll make some kind of plea bargain.

        1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

          WHy does it matter if it was an illegal firearm, the bullet still kills.

          Typical american lawyer crap.

          1. 42656e4d203239 Silver badge

            "Typical american lawyer crap" really?

            >>WHy does it matter if it was an illegal firearm

            Becasue that he is (currently) held under suspicion of being in possesion of an illegal firearm not suspicion of murder (yet - AFAIK)

            >>Typical american lawyer crap.

            Nope - just being accurate.

            Is he guilty of posession of an illegal firearm? probably. Needs proof but that shouldn't be too hard.

            Is he guilty of murder? well that is up to the police/DA to prove; it could be argued that A.N.Other gave him a bundle of stuff to hold on to for 30 mins and went and told the McDonalds' employee "See thay guy over there? doesn't he look like the guy on the TV?". Pretty good cover if you ask me - a bit like SWATting but more personal!

            1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

              Re: "Typical american lawyer crap" really?

              Yes i appreciate its a legal matter, its just completely stupid that it matters.

        2. Munchausen's proxy

          "t's possible, but unlikely. The core is that he (allegedly) crossed state lines and committed premeditated murder with an illegal firearm and granting him any kind of leniency on the basis that the victim wasn't a nice person opens the floodgates for people to claim justifiable murder. Whose opinions do we follow when deciding if someone deserves to be gunned down in the street?"

          So, Kyle Rittenhouse, but this guy did it to an important person.

          1. SundogUK Silver badge

            The important person wasn't trying to kill him.

            1. sabroni Silver badge

              The important person wasn't trying to kill him.

              Witholding the care you need (and paid for) will kill you.

              It's easy to make the argument that the bloke shot was responsible for many more deaths than the shooter.

      2. Gene Cash Silver badge

        Yup. We will see just how tired of health insurance BS people are...

        Bernhard Goetz springs to mind.

    3. UnknownUnknown

      Would a jury trial lead to an acquittal??

    4. ChoHag Silver badge
      Pirate

      It doesn't need to affect the court of public opinion. CEOs are on the hook now and they know it, and that's what matters. Witness Elon and his cute little human shield.

      No matter what happens to this idiot or chump, depending on how desperate the police are for a win, a worthless scumbag has been removed from the streets of New York. Locking up another one won't change that.

      1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

        CEOs are on the hook ?

        Better tell that too Elon, because it appears he is still loved by millions and was voted in as the next Americn president.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Elon can't be US president, as the requirements say a person has to be born in the USA or to American parents.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            re: Elon can't be US president

            Yeah yeah yeah. And if you lose an election and stage a coup you'll be barred from running again.

            Stop pretending your system of checks and balances works. It relies on people having integrity.

            Elon will be president if enough people vote for him.

          2. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

            Sure thing... im sure Trump wont be listening to Elon.

            You are blind if you think the title and the persons name matters.

  5. Winkypop Silver badge
    Devil

    How terrible, such an outrage!

    Eating in McDonalds

  6. LazLong

    New Incel dating technique?

    Is this the hot new dating technique for m incels? Is a Robin Hood-like act enough to get him marriage proposals, as has happened to other notorious criminals?

  7. Bebu sa Ware
    Coat

    Funeral benefit?

    Have to wonder if United Health will deny the deceased's family's funeral benefit claim.

    Grim but at the rate Americans shoot (and indiscriminately kill) each other mostly without head lines who really going to be too concerned in the land of the free.

    For some reason I was under the impression "silencers" were in fact flash suppressors. For silence a Burley and Stronginthearm crossbow would be favoured (the point with a poisoned or exploding "point" for a reliable outcome.)

    It's a wonder that the Ankh-Morpork Assassins Guild hasn't set up a branch office in the USofA offering designer inhumations to the great and good (or should that be for?)

    1. Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese Silver badge
      Boffin

      Re: Funeral benefit?

      For some reason I was under the impression "silencers" were in fact flash suppressors.

      The silencers portrayed by Hollywood are quite far removed from how they work in reality. As well as suppressing flash, they do offer *some* noise reduction but nothing like what the movies would have you believe...it's more a case of going from "F*** me! That was f***ing loud!!" to a slightly less strong expletive

      1. rg287 Silver badge

        Re: Funeral benefit?

        Yes, unless you're doing something that is built from the ground-up to be suppressed (like the Welrod or de Lisle carbine of SOE/OSS fame), all it's really doing is muffling the crack and suppressing the flash. Just screwing a suppressor on a conventional pistol makes it sound different rather than necessarily quiter - it could be more easily mistaken (from a distance) for a car backfiring or some other noise.

        In this case it's been suggested that subsonic ammunition was used, and a suppressor can do quite a lot with subsonic ammo (but this could have just been dodgy witness reports that the shot was muffled, which obviously it would have been).

        1. Triggerfish

          Re: Funeral benefit?

          AFAIK even welrods and de lise used sibsonic ammo.

      2. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

        Re: Funeral benefit?

        What about it ttakes 30 seconds for a phone call to be traced ?

    2. ebruce613

      Re: Funeral benefit?

      It's Burleigh and Stronginthearm.

      And the Assassins prefer to kill up close and personal.

  8. Sceptic Tank Silver badge
    Devil

    Dead men don't suffer.

    Supposedly the CEO would be on his own company's healthcare plan. So if you wanted to get even, a better approach surely would have been to seriously injure the CEO guy so that he gets carried off to the hospital and has to get approval for surgeries, hospital treatment, recovery, etc., etc. "Sorry boss, computer says no".

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Dead men don't suffer.

      Maybe that was the idea but the guy simply had a bad aim..

      Out of curiosity, are there homes in the US you can raid as a cop and NOT find a gun?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Dead men don't suffer.

        About 60% of American households don’t have a gun https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2024/07/24/key-facts-about-americans-and-guns/

        1. lglethal Silver badge
          Trollface

          Re: Dead men don't suffer.

          The rest just have a LOT!

          1. HereIAmJH Silver badge

            Re: Dead men don't suffer.

            They are like crisps (chips), you can never stop at just one.

            And it's easier to buy a gun than it is to sell one. Can't put the damn things on craigslist or Facebook Marketplace.

          2. dmvjjvmd

            Re: Dead men don't suffer.

            I was reading a case recently where a guy had bought like 250+ guns and like 15,000 pounds of ammunition. :|

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Dead men don't suffer.

          why didn't they call themselves pew-pew research?

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Dead men don't suffer.

          No, 60% of homes where people will answer an unknown caller have admitted to Pew that they have guns. Everyone else understands that its no-ones business how many guns we have in our homes.

          1. Zoopy

            Re: Dead men don't suffer.

            My first instinct would be that such questions could be a prelude to robbery. (My neighborhood is quite safe, but I'm the suspicious sort.)

            So my answer would be yes, either way.

          2. Marty McFly Silver badge
            Thumb Down

            Re: Dead men don't suffer.

            That is right up there with doctors asking if there are any firearms in the home under the pretense that their presence denotes a medical issue. The doc makes a note in their database....which is conveniently shared with the insurance provider....and increased insurance rates magically result.

            Yeah, that is another 'no' answer to people who have no business knowing.

            Of the dozen homes in my neighborhood, I can confirm that nine have firearms. Two are a strong 'maybe'. And one is a 'probably not'. Yes, this is a small sample, and it is rural America. But it does support the point that most people will not answer truthfully when asked by someone who doesn't need to know.

            1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

              Re: Dead men don't suffer.

              But it does support the point that most people will not answer truthfully when asked by someone who doesn't need to know.

              Are you suggesting that the number of gun-owning households is exaggerated by people who want to frighten off potential burglars?

              1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

                Re: Dead men don't suffer.

                Please stop continuing the bullshit tht Americans need guns to defend themselvs.

                We all know when there is a nutter in the area, Americans all run and hide like girls and let the real heroes th epolice take care of things.

                99% of all school massacres are never interrupted by a gun owning hero from the neighbour hood stepping up. Replace schools with any other public place.

                1. SundogUK Silver badge

                  Re: Dead men don't suffer.

                  You never hear about it when an armed bystander intervenes because that contradicts the ant-gun narrative.

                  1. sabroni Silver badge
                    Facepalm

                    Re: contradicts the ant-gun narrative.

                    Of course, if there's an active shooter situation any bystander should shoot the baddies and help the goodies, right?

                    They do still wear appropriate coloured hats, yeah?

                    What a lovely simple world you live in.

                  2. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

                    Re: Dead men don't suffer.

                    Yeh because one armed bystander saving 1 day against 99 bad days where the same armed bystanders do nothing guns kill thousands is such a good balance.

                    One has to wonder with so many american heroes why there are so many massacres in the first place and yet basiclaly every other western country where citizens with no guns has basically no masscares.

                    Confusion.

                    The people of UKRAINE are also asking the same question.

                2. sabroni Silver badge

                  Re: and let the real heroes th epolice take care of things.

                  What the fuck are you talking about? Is that sarcasm?

                  https://theindependent.com/news/nation-world/uvalde-texas-school-shooting-report/article_e7bbbb91-68f3-5896-aa29-6f5e9c3eaebc.html

                  "Police officials who responded to the deadly school shooting in Uvalde, Texas 'demonstrated no urgency' in setting up a command post and failed to treat the killings as an active shooter situation, according to a Justice Department report released Thursday that identifies 'cascading failures' in law enforcement’s handling of one of the deadliest massacres at a school in American history."

                  1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

                    Re: and let the real heroes th epolice take care of things.

                    How about you demand gun owners also have a perfect record of saving the day whenever a gun massacre instead of the police.

          3. Ian Johnston Silver badge

            Re: Dead men don't suffer.

            No, 60% of homes where people will answer an unknown caller have admitted to Pew that they have guns.

            40% according to both the previous post and the linked Pew Research report.

        4. ITS Retired

          Re: Dead men don't suffer.

          How often do cops find guns in households that do not have any guns? A bit too often in my humble opinion.

          1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

            Re: Dead men don't suffer.

            never happens in australia.

  9. Ken G Silver badge
    Holmes

    Why all the attention on this one?

    Without meaning to be heartless, literally hundreds of people get shot in the US every week, for all sorts of reasons.

    1. Gene Cash Silver badge

      Re: Why all the attention on this one?

      Because he was rich and powerful. Obviously.

      Not much different than "missing white girl" syndrome. If you're young, pretty, female and white, police will turn out by the battalion looking for you.

      If you're male, older than 25, or not white, then "the body will turn up some time"

      1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

        Re: Why all the attention on this one?

        One has too wonder why America elevates the worst people in society and pays them honour like they are worthy...

        instead of actuallyt honouring the many actual heroes in society.

        1. stiine Silver badge
          Unhappy

          Re: Why all the attention on this one?

          Because, unless you then use it as an excuse to beg for donations, there isn't any money in it.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Why all the attention on this one?

        He has exactly the same amount of money and job as every other murder victim.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: He has exactly the same amount of money and job as every other murder victim.

          All murder victims are wealthy CEOs of health insurance companies?

          Or did you think that was a clever comment?

  10. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

    I call it karma,

    he believed in screwing people with his orchestrated greed, and it got him back.

  11. ComputerSays_noAbsolutelyNo Silver badge

    I was surprised a bit, when I read that the killer had a degree in computer science. Naively, I expected the killer to be someone on the brink with nothing to loose.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Both can be true at the same time. You can still get ill with a computer science degree.

      As far as I can tell, the main goal of any insurance is to get money for nothing. They'll absolutely hound you if you're late paying, but the number of insurances that are as efficient in paying out seems very small and some of the excuses are, well, regulation worthy.

      But it does not justify murder.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        "But it does not justify murder."

        but really does it not?

        the UHC guy was legally killing millions and there was zero way to hold him accountable!, at some point society has to stop worshipping people with $$$$.

        UHC guy deserved it.

        1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

          Nobody <b<ever</b> deserves to get killed. Unless they pose an immediate threat to the life of someone else which can only be averted by lethal force.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            He posed immediate threat to the lives of millions of people.

            And only lethal force would have removed the twat! or possibly a stock crash!

          2. Lord Elpuss Silver badge

            I fundamentally disagree; some people really do deserve to get killed. Case in point: the scum who was convicted this week of torturing his own 10 year old daughter to death.

            Removing him from this Earthly plain would be nothing other than a net benefit for society,

            1. Lord Elpuss Silver badge

              "1 thumb down"

              Downvoted by somebody who supports a child torturer's right to existence. Hang your head in shame.

            2. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Even then, it has to be a legal decision. That they 'deserve' to die does not override the need to follow a legal framework or you're no longer talking about an ordered society. Where would you draw the line?

              I get the sentiment, but vigilante justice is a road to chaos.

    2. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

      You do realise there is more too life than just money. Money isnt the answer to happiness or wellbeing.

      1. Lord Elpuss Silver badge

        "Money isnt the answer to happiness or wellbeing."

        I'd sure as hell rather be rich and unhappy than poor and unhappy.

        1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

          Yeh it great to be a prisoner like Vlad or Assad... so very rich and yet always a target.

          1. Lord Elpuss Silver badge

            Yes I'm sure their existence must suck; being waited on hand and foot with every luxury known to man. They're sooooo much worse off than those lucky bastards imprisoned in Sednaya or the Lubyanka.

            Dense.

            1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

              Did i ever claim being a prisoner in S or L were living paradise ?

              It must be hell living with a mind that cant read and imagines things that are not in front of them.

              1. Lord Elpuss Silver badge
  12. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    "grainy pics the only tech involved"

    Surely the telephone with which he called the police counts as tech?

    1. lglethal Silver badge
      Trollface

      Well they only said he "called" the police. Maybe the Coppers had stopped in for a Big Mac, and he just shouted for them over the counter?

    2. Craig 2

      "grainy pics the only tech involved"

      I think the point El Reg is trying to make is that in the world of GPS bikes, AI, spy satellites, government monitoring and mass surveillance, the method of capture is very low tech - spotted in a fast food joint...

      Although, the only reason he did get captured is because of pervasive CCTV. There were multiple pictures of him and if they didn't exist, all the eye-witness reports would be "someone in a hoodie with a backpack"

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Lessons in life

    Don’t shoot people

    Don’t frequent McDoanlds

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Lessons in life

      And don't reject valid insurance claims....

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Lessons in life

        I can see how that could drive someone to do this.

        It is by no means a justification, but if I see how someone in the US can get above eyeball level in debt for the resulting bills for as little as a broken finger and the subsequent breakdown of self control.

        Add to that the ubiquitous, near uncontrolled availability of firearms and you have a recipe for major problems.

  14. Ian Johnston Silver badge

    According to UnitedhHealthcare they have around 26.6m policyholders in the US. That gives 26,599,999 other suspects whose alibis should be checked.

    1. Zoopy

      We should also count the loved ones of former, now deceased or disabled, policy holders.

      I don't advocate this kind of killing, for religious reasons. But I find the anger against insurers very relatable.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        “I don't advocate this kind of killing, for religious reasons”

        Oh come on now!

        Your god loves him some plague, pestilence and genocide.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Fair point, but the fact that that is not focused on such individuals throws up a lot of questions.

      2. Bbuckley

        The killer will go to the fires of Hell. he should be helped on his way via the electric chair.

    2. ComputerSays_noAbsolutelyNo Silver badge
      Trollface

      ... or, that's another 26,599,999 CEOs eventually being retired early.

      - with apologies to the blade runner

      On a more serious note: Do not go about killing people you dislike/disagree of/despise.

  15. IGotOut Silver badge

    Just an update...

    ...he has been suffering back pain, which is said to have been getting progressively worse.

    Someone in pain, perhaps being denied treatment, is going to harbour a lot of resentment.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Just an update...

      No, just the right amount of resentment.

    2. Bbuckley

      Re: Just an update...

      Nobody has any rights to murder. His back pain will go away when the 10,000 volts of the electric chair hits it.

  16. JWLong Silver badge

    CEO'S

    They better keep there head on a swivel.

    1. stiine Silver badge
      Pirate

      Re: CEO'S

      Or a plinth...

  17. IGotOut Silver badge

    The thing I find most shocking....

    ...is that it's took this long.

    How long before a sacked worker whose lost everything takes a pot shot at another parasitic billionaire scumbag?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The thing I find most shocking....

      I must admit I've been wondering the same. I'm guessing bodyguarding must be a fantastic business in the US..

    2. Bbuckley

      Re: The thing I find most shocking....

      Perhaps because there is an electric chair/killer drug waiting for said 'sacked worker' moron?

    3. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

      Re: The thing I find most shocking....

      WHy do you think elon has a few body guards ?

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  19. Bbuckley

    The little fook needs to go to the electric chair.

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