back to article Australia passes law to keep under-16s off social media – good luck with that, mate

Australia's Senate on Friday passed a law that will require some social media platforms to "take reasonable steps" to ensure that people under 16 can't use their services, and another that aims to safeguard a very successful sting that caught criminals with a fake messaging app. The social media ban came in the form of the …

  1. An_Old_Dog Silver badge
    Joke

    Age Verification

    New research shows a correlation between age and the spacing of taste buds on peoples' tongues. Accordingly, a new age-verification technology using this data and reading peoples' touch screens has been developed.

    The bad news: users will have to touch their tongues to their touchscreens to be scanned.

    The good news: at last, there is a good use-case for touchscreens.

    1. Yorick Hunt Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: Age Verification

      Bluetooth rectal probe available as an optional extra.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Age Verification

        Surprised they didn't propose the method traditionally used for checking if medieval kids needed to pay the poll tax

    2. Mentat74
      Joke

      Re: Age Verification

      Wouldn't that make it a lickscreen ?

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: Age Verification

        Or, in very cold climates, a stickscreen?

        Coat. The warm one :-)

        1. JWLong Silver badge

          Re: Age Verification

          Or, you could couple that with the bluetooth device mentioned above and .............

          never mind.............!

    3. john.jones.name
      Mushroom

      Re: Age Verification - far out telstra / optus etc already do this

      FFS STOP

      telecoms already do this

      they want to get paid for it

      screwing around "F*** Telstra" is a lesson learned...

      kids will use the "web" scary concept

    4. sabroni Silver badge
      WTF?

      Re: at last, there is a good use-case for touchscreens.

      Touch screens are a fantastic invention. What the fuck are you talking about?

    5. mfalcon

      Have got start somewhere

      All the people saying that it won't work are missing the point entirely. Its a start. People are slowing waking up to the fact that social media in its many forms has proven to be toxic and dangerous to children.

      This law is the Australian Government's first attempt to address a real problem. It may fail but its at least a legal recognition is that action is required. In the long term doing nothing and saying its too hard is not an option.

      1. schultzter
        Childcatcher

        Re: Have got start somewhere

        A better start or first attempt would be to provide more funding for after school programs, sports and culture programs, more play grounds and facilities for kids and support for parents.

        This law allows the politicians to say "look at me, I'm thinking of the children - vote for me again!" while they point at big evil foreign tech and the adults to feel all warm and fuzzy because "back in my day when the world was perfect..." and the kids don't care because they've already move on to the next thing (this law is already obsolete)! And the best part is banning things and blaming foreigners means you don't have to raise taxes or offend local employers!!!

      2. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

        Re: Have got start somewhere

        Like gun control, it's damned hard to implement anything if you never try.

    6. jake Silver badge

      Re: Age Verification

      "users will have to touch their tongues to their touchscreens"

      I live in a barn, and quite frequently at the end of a day I'm covered in shit, so I'm hardly your typical mysophobia sufferer ... but this concept makes me nauseous. Have you seen how filthy most of those screens are? When was the last time you sneezed when using yours? Who else has been allowed to fondle your slab ... and who/what were they fondling since the last time they washed their hands?

  2. Homo.Sapien.Floridanus

    What Australian kids did with fake IDs…

    Boomers: Let’s go get some beers.

    Millennials: Let’s go clubbing, mates.

    Gen Z: Let’s read memes and watch cat videos.

    1. Bebu sa Ware
      Coat

      Re: What Australian kids did with fake IDs…

      "Boomers: Let’s go get some beers."

      Which part of Oz were you in where the publican was troubled to ask? :)

      Under age drinking wasn't considered seriously in these parts until I was significantly over age and then only after police corruption was considered an issue.

      1. Authentic Name

        Re: What Australian kids did with fake IDs…

        Our local Greek run milkbar had standards. Beer and ciggies without the blink of an eye. Drew the line at spirits.

        1. Spamfast
          Pint

          Re: What Australian kids did with fake IDs…

          * nostalgia alert *

          Reminds me of my youth where we'd research the laxity of all the local off-licenses and pubs and share the data - by word of mouth in those days of course.

          I was buying beer & whisky at thirteen. It helped if I parked my bike out of sight but it was easy to forget to take my bike-clips off! Luckily that didn't always break the deal.

          By fourteen I was regularly going to the pub sometimes with my brother-in-law who was a copper. I was actually small for my age at the time but most landlords didn't bat an eyelid. Probably helped that I was ordering bitter rather than the lager my friends tried to buy and sometimes got knocked back.

          And it was my own father who turned me on to the bitter.

          And I seem to remember that even supermarkets and big off-licences would let kids buy cider - two litre bottles of Strongbow or Woodpecker for thirty five pence or so. Can't stand cider these days - possibly related!

          Ahh, happy days! ;-)

          1. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge
            Childcatcher

            Re: What Australian kids did with fake IDs…

            The sweet shop near my school used to sell single cigarettes, no age check even considered.

            1. MiguelC Silver badge

              Re: What Australian kids did with fake IDs…

              My mum would regularly send me round the corner to buy her cigarettes, when I was 10 or so. And I also remember buying wine by the litre at the local bar (for cooking). No one cared about who bought it, as long as they were handed the cash.

        2. skpirate

          Re: What Australian kids did with fake IDs…

          Well, it's hard to get sloppy drunk quickly on beer, and it's almost impossible to give yourself alcohol poisoning with it. Not a terrible place to draw the line, really.

      2. KittenHuffer Silver badge
        Joke

        Re: What Australian kids did with fake IDs…

        Reminds me of the one where the twelve year old walks into a bar....

        Kid to barmaid: Get me a whisky .... make it a double!

        Barmaid: You want to get me into trouble?

        Kid: Later maybe. Whisky first!

  3. Bebu sa Ware
    Windows

    Politics

    Really doesn't kick in for twelve months and the government will have to go to an election before March 2025 with some pundits putting up January as a possibility.

    The PM is already spruiking "Parents we have your back."

    Whether he retains government or not is an even money bet at the moment - not that too many voters are keen on the third rate Voldemort and his nuclear reactors on offer from the other side.

    Either way by the end of of 2025 the parties are unlikely to have a workable age verification system and the whole shemozzle is likely to be quietly walked back by the government of the day.

    If the big social media companies were to decide to take their bat and ball, and depart from the Australian market I for one wouldn't be too aggrieved.

    1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

      Re: a workable age verification system

      I'm still waiting to see something that actually works.

      In the absolute, it could, but at the condition that you have every birth recorded in a government-held database (that is inviolate), and that you are sure that the person requesting verification is the person who's record is in the database.

      Good luck on that last part.

      1. EricM

        Re: a workable age verification system

        Exactly, by promising "that citizens will be able to use social media without having to show ID" IMHO law makers promise the only technical alternative that has at least a remote chance of achieving what was legislated, will not be implemented.

        Occam's Razor and all that, but being _that_ stupid?

        I'd expect that "promise" to be dropped right after the next election...

    2. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

      Think of the children says Meta

      meanwhile...

      Meta accuses Australian government of failing to consider young people’s voices with world-first social media ban

      One independent MP calls bill – which passed on Thursday – a ‘1970 solution for a 2024 problem’

      "Social media company Meta has accused the Australian government of rushing to introduce an under-16 social media ban without properly considering the evidence and voices of young people."

      https://www.theguardian.com/media/2024/nov/29/meta-australia-social-media-ban-response

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        "The Voices of Young People"

        Guess what? Fifteen-year-olds-and-under don't get to vote, either.

        1. OhForF' Silver badge
          Mushroom

          Re: "The Voices of Young People"

          Teenagers seem to consider it a crime against humanity when they're stopped from using their smartphones - the backlash when they come of age will be something to behold.

        2. vtcodger Silver badge

          Re: "The Voices of Young People"

          "Guess what? Fifteen-year-olds-and-under don't get to vote, either."

          True enough. Here in the US there is a rather elaborate procedure to make sure that only those eligible to vote are allowed to. Typically, it involves showing officials proof of residency, age, and citizenship. You seriously expect Social Media sites to somehow replicate that over a digital link. I'm no fan of Social Media and I think the world might be a better place without them, But many folks do seem to find some value there. Not mine to question why. Even though I dislike them, I have to think that laying a probably unworkable requirement on them is kinda dumb.

          If you ask me, the world has a more than adequate supply of dumb already. It probably doesn't need more.

          1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

            Re: "The Voices of Young People"

            It should be possible to have a database that ONLY contains valid "keys" for people over some random age limit. User subscribes to a "social media" platform and provides their public key. "Social media" platform then sends that key to "The Database" and it replies yay or nay. In theory, the only write access to that database is from the system that confirms an individuals identity and creates the key pair. I'm sure people in digital security already have ideas on how this could happen and the likely pitfalls. I'm assuming a "perfect" world here that doesn't include politicians wanting some all-singing, all-dancing multi-purpose system full of holes because they had to prove how clever they were by insisting on extra bells and whistles. Just a relatively simple, single function system, no blockchain, no "AI", no "cloud" etc. I wonder how well Estonias Digital ID system is going? I don't recall hearing horror stories. Are there lessons to be learned from them?

            I'm also fully aware that kids will find ways around it. Whether VPNs or "borrowed" ID tokens etc, but there's always been a market for "fake IDs"

            1. OhForF' Silver badge

              Re: "The Voices of Young People"

              All it takes is a single private key to become known and all the world including underage kids up to no good can use that key to "prove" they are old enough. Not worth building a system when any single parent can crash it by "leaking" credentials to the progeny.

      2. Alex Stuart

        Re: Think of the children says Meta

        > Meta accuses Australian government of failing to consider the loss of their ability to lock kids into their addictive and harmful ecosystem via network effects, and their stock price, with world-first social media ban

        Fixed it for them.

    3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Politics

      "Really doesn't kick in for twelve months and the government will have to go to an election before March 2025 with some pundits putting up January as a possibility."

      And at the election after that there'll be a cohort of kids who were under 16 for part of the next Parliament but now able to vote (I'm assuming the Oz voting age is 18). Pissing off your potential voters even before they're old enough to vote is an interesting electoral tactic.

      1. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

        Re: Politics

        Are you sure those kids will remember, and will care after two years? Might they not be distracted by the fashions worn by the new supermodel/celebrity, "Biscayne"? Won't they be busy watching videos by the new rapper star, "Chocolate Freeze"?

        In all the years we've had representative government, legislators have universally ignored the demands of childeren to have ice cream for every meal, and an abolition of parent-mandated bedtimes. Those legislators haven't had their careers negatively impacted by ignoring those demands.

        As for the youth denied access to social media, if they truly want to interact electronically with their peers (or whomever), they'll just have to buckle down, roll up their sleeves, and get their hands dirty making their own websites.

        .

  4. Winkypop Silver badge
    Facepalm

    No social media for kids

    But we will quietly strangle the Gambling Ad ban.

    Kids love those!! (s)

    I fear we will end up with Budget Voldemort after the next election.

    1. Dostoevsky Bronze badge

      Re: No social media for kids

      *Texan googles "Australian government opposition leader*...

      My word, he DOES look like Voldemort!

      1. Winkypop Silver badge

        Re: No social media for kids

        AKA Mr Potato Head in Aus.

  5. deevee

    typical Australian government, it thinks its job is to pass meaningless laws, that make Australians lives more miserable.

    1. seven of five Silver badge

      Well, it is a penal colony, can hardly be fun being around?

      1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

        I think it was an Australian comedian who said "To understand Australia you have to remember that it is not a country built by convicts. It is a country built by prison officers."

        1. gryphon

          Was a lot of it not down to the influence of the 'rum corps', i.e. corrupt army officers who snapped up all the best land, used convict labour to work it etc.?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Some say; all the decent, hardy people were transported to Australia, leaving the dross behind.

  6. OldGeezer
    FAIL

    Fat Chance

    Bet it has been broken/worked around already (and it hasn't even come into existence yet). In my early years half the fun of programming was to get around the latest lame-brained rules/laws.

    Note to govt: Don't make rules you can't or won't enforce - just makes you look like idiots.

    1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

      Re: Fat Chance

      They don't mind looking like idiots.

      It does not keep them from being re-elected.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Fat Chance

        Providing they're not looking too many electoral cycles ahead. Today's under 16s will be voting in future elections.

    2. PhilipN Silver badge

      Re: Fat Chance

      Albanese : “…sending a message…” - usual weasel words when he already knows it is not going to work.

      1. Dagg Silver badge

        Re: Fat Chance

        Albanese : “…sending a message…” - usual weasel words when he already knows it is not going to work.

        Actually it was Dutton that originally came up with under 16 laws and Albanese could see that any attempt to stop them would fail. That is why it passed as both major parties agreed on it.

  7. Sora2566 Bronze badge

    At the very least, make it clear to kids that they're not *supposed* to be on here. I'm pretty sure most of the 12-year-olds on Facebook don't know they're in violation of Facebook's TOC.

    1. Valeyard

      kids haven't been interested in facebook in 5+ years grandad ;)

      1. Sora2566 Bronze badge

        You'll have to forgive me, I deleted my account after Cambridge Analytica, so I have no idea who uses Facebook these days.

  8. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    Does that include el'reg?

    Or is anti-social media exempt?

    1. seldom

      Re: Does that include el'reg?

      My anti-social media app was a commercial failure.

      It only ran on air-gapped devices with no physical connection ports.

      Many beta-testers complained that it was difficult to install, the luddites.

      Discouraged, the venture capalists refused to believe that an IPO would produce the market interest I had hoped for and didn't fund me further.

  9. sabroni Silver badge
    Stop

    Australia's government counters ... many studies have shown social media is harmful to children

    No, studies don't.

    https://www.techdirt.com/2024/10/10/the-social-media-moral-panic-is-all-about-confusing-risks-harms/

    If you get all your information from legacy media you would think the harm is proven. If you get your information from scientific studies you should know better

    1. Spamfast
      Thumb Up

      Re: Australia's government counters ... many studies have shown social media is harmful to children

      Don't get me wrong, I dislike all the social meda platforms and don't use them myself - to paraphrase Shaparak Khorsandi, I'm never felt the need to ask people to come on MyFace or whatever it's called.

      But finally, someone posts the elephant in the room. As sebroni points out, there is no credible scientific evidence that social media causes harm to under eighteens and for some it actually proivdes social space that they wouldn't otherwise have.

      There is also no evidence that smartphones are reducing the time kids spend outdoors or exercising. That trend was well established long before smartphones were introduced and is more down to the media scaring parents into keeping kids close, forgetting that a child is far more likely to be harmed by family and friends than by total strangers, that speed limits in residential areas are going down and that road traffic in many cities is also in decline due to ULEZ, subsidized public transport and similar schemes.

      Of course, the parents don't want to have to interact with the kids now underfoot so they expect the TV, games consoles & social media companies to keep them busy while simultaneously decrying the inappropriateness of the content.

      Go figure!

      1. mfalcon
        Thumb Down

        Re: Australia's government counters ... many studies have shown social media is harmful to children

        Seems to be a quite a bit of denial going on here. Once upon a time there were stories on TV about this or that doctor (always old) who was still telling patients that it was ok to smoke cigarettes. No one recommends giving a pack of cigarettes to a kid these days because the dangers are well understood. So it will be with social media too. Its just that some people will take longer that others to see the danger.

        1. Spamfast
          FAIL

          Re: Australia's government counters ... many studies have shown social media is harmful to children

          Cite some peer reviewed scientific studies that demostrate actual harm to under eighteens.

          All legitimate studies and meta-studies to date find no link. For example, try PubMed.

          Twenty years ago, people were writing similar scare stories suggesting a link between video games, mental health and violent crime. Again, upon rigourous analysis no link was found.

          I do not like social media and you may not like it either but those are our opinions and we don't get to assert that people of any age shouldn't be using it without actual evidence.

      2. Tron Silver badge

        Re: Australia's government counters ... many studies have shown social media is harmful to children

        'The largest independent scientific study ever conducted investigating the spread of Facebook across the globe found no evidence that the social media platform’s worldwide penetration is linked to widespread psychological harm.'

        https://www.oii.ox.ac.uk/news-events/no-evidence-linking-facebook-adoption-and-negative-well-being-oxford-study/

        Any ban will help bullies as much court evidence in juvenile bullying cases nowadays comes from social media posts.

  10. Lazlo Woodbine Silver badge

    Laudible intent, but I can't see the point of enacting a law that can't be enforced

    1. Valeyard

      the law itself is pretty much a token gesture, but it's the parents themselves who should be bothering to raise their kids in the first place

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Providing you can prise the parents of social media long enough to do that.

        1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

          MySpace launched 21 years ago. Kids started piling on there, aged, what? 10-12 year olds? They're are now in their early 30s and parents themselves now, possibly of 10-12 year olds :-)

          There seems to be some sort of long running meme that parents just don't understand "the internet" or "computers" because they missed out on "the IT revolution". Parents of early teens today grew up in a world of computers and the internet. Parents of a teen nowadays is going to be mid-30's, early 40's at most, in most cases and left school maybe around 2005-2010. Odds are they did ICT classes.

          1. jake Silver badge

            Some of us are technically old enough to be the great grand parents of today's teens. And some of that "us" helped to build what we now know as "the internet", roughly just before and during the PC Revolution, long before some of today's teens parents were born ... and yes, the yoof of today insist that we don't know anything at all about computers and the 'net "because we're too old".

            "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" —Santayana

            1. Valeyard

              yeah i know an 80 year old woman who gets my bus every day. gets lumped in with the "i don't know computers" crowd

              she was remote working in the 80s in the north of england sending data cassettes down to london by courier

  11. mIVQU#~(p,

    In Australia, you have to provide ID to get a SIM card :D. Clown world.

    1. ChrisElvidge Bronze badge

      You make it sound that Oz is unusual

      See: https://prepaid-data-sim-card.fandom.com/wiki/Registration_Policies_Per_Country

      1. doublelayer Silver badge

        Re: You make it sound that Oz is unusual

        This site is mostly read by people in countries without licenses. A lot of the readers are in UK, Canada, or the US, none of which have an ID requirement. Many others are in European countries, several of which (E.G. Ireland, Netherlands, Denmark) don't have a requirement. Even Australia's closest neighbor, New Zealand, doesn't require it. So while you are right that a lot of other countries do require it, it's not that odd that most of the readers here have lived somewhere where getting a connection was as simple as paying the money.

        I prefer it that way and don't see sufficient benefit to adding an extra verification and reporting step. If a country I was in wanted to institute one, I would oppose it and try to stop it. If a country I was in was considering removing their requirement, I would be happy. The fact that many countries have decided to do it doesn't change my mind.

    2. The Central Scrutinizer

      No, you don't. The last one I bought was at the local supermarket. Cost me a whole dollar.

      1. Ken Shabby Bronze badge

        To buy it, no. Now activate it, get id ready

        1. The Central Scrutinizer
          1. dave 76

            which Oz supermarket?

            Not doubting you but just wondering which supermarket you were able to do this in.

            I need another SIM.

    3. Strangelove

      Well in the UK you can buy a sim for cash in the supermarket, but to make calls on it you have to activate it, and for that you need a debit card or similar - which makes it linked to an identifiable person. (or a legal entity like a business, with identifiable owners or directors)

      Unlike in the films, organizing a truly anonymous phone is quite convoluted, and also illegal, and its not really a problem.

      Banks have successfully managed proof of IDs for a long time - and to open a child's account, needs a responsible adult to put their ID to it, usually a parent or legal guardian. I see no reason why getting a digital ID linked to a flesh and blood person who can be arrested if it is mis-used should be any more difficult than the opening of a bank account.

      Then like a bank statement, or a phone bill ,the user (or the responsible adult) gets a monthly statement saying what sites have been registered to that ID.much as you see the phone bill on your bank statements.

      At this point the responsible adult may look at that statement and query why Jimmy's junior digital ID has been used on some dodgy websites - and Jimmy is in much the same trouble he would have been if caught with a packet of ciggies or a pile of unsuitable illustrated literature ...

      What happens next will be as sensible or not as the parents, but there is then at least an official audit trail of who permitted what - unlike now when there are lots of unconnected places holding information.

      And that is probably how it will need to work.

      Mike.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        I can't speak for the UK, but in several countries without an ID requirement, you can buy prepaid cards that already have some credit amount on them. You activate that by entering an activation code that came with the card. It runs until the credit is exhausted or until the period on the original purchase expires. No payment information provided, possibly only an email address. For some of them, you can take the card ID to a store and put down some more cash to add credit. A lot of those are not the cheapest methods of having a phone line, but they are not explicitly connected to a person and it doesn't take a lot of complexity to set up. There are also prepaid debit cards that don't have an identity attached which can be used on some other methods.

        These aren't very useful for the criminal that wants untraceable comms, since there is still a phone number that can be tracked and at least two companies that can report information on the user. However, in no part of the process do you have to show someone a thing with your legal name on it in order to get one.

  12. Paul Crawford Silver badge
    Trollface

    Oh it matters not if they keep kids of social media, just as long as the fines keep coming in when kids are caught using it.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Dunk them

    I also remember a foolproof technology to determine whether someone was a witch, you strap them to a chair and hold them under water, etc.

    I wonder what brilliant new technology the luddites will come up with this time?

    (And I forgot to mention the porn age check where a popup dialogue box asks you whether you're over 18.)

    Personally, I'm putting my money on the kids rather than the government this time.

  14. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

    Just wait for Elon to sue

    everyone on Oz for stopping him from blasting his rightwing propaganda to them.

    That will only be the start. Any government even thinking of doing the same will be pilloried on Twatter forever.

    As 'First Buddy,' he seems to think that he can do whatever he wants anywhere in the world and his buddy trump will have his back.

    Unless.... there is a few billion in it for No 45/47 then I don't think that he'll have Musk's back.

    A safer solution would be to ban social media... all platforms until it cleans up its act.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Just wait for Elon to sue

      Don't forget FaceBook.... Zuck didn't want to be left out and went on bended knee to Mar-a-LArdo and begged to a role in the government. If Elon can then so can I...

      He'll team up with Mucky Musk to sue Oz into oblivion. Ban them all for good. They are highly addictive and the bullying has led to suicides.... just like a hard drug.

  15. GioCiampa

    Just wondering...

    Have they repealed the laws of Mathematics yet?

    1. Spamfast
      Happy

      Re: Just wondering...

      Have they repealed the laws of Mathematics yet?

      Of course! They've done this specifically to allow a new generation of strong cryptography which only the 'good' governments can crack.

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Question....

    So.......just to be clear.....lawmakers are doing something.

    It's just nitpicking to point out that the "something" is broadly impossible!

    It's just nitpicking to point out that there's no budget for enforcing the unenforceable law!

    ...by the way...what age am I??????

  17. IGotOut Silver badge
    FAIL

    Good luck...

    ...considering my daughter once got handed a glass of wine when she was helping me get the order from the bar.

    She was 13.

    Seriously, all a girl has to do us put some slap on and they can look a lot older. Boys may have to wear a false beard.

    Oh let's not forget, those did that do look older will have a nice little earner setting up accounts for the younger ones.

    It'll be the new version of older kids buying fags and booze and reselling it at a huge mark to the younger ones.

  18. The Central Scrutinizer

    Social media is the new moral panic, just like video gaming was Personally, I despise social media for various reasons, but lots of people find value in it.

    What if you're 14 or 15 and live on a farm 200 or 300 miles from the nearest town?

    What if you have autism or any other condition that makes it difficult to make friends? Kids in these sorts of situations do get real value from social media.

    The list goes on.

    We have a far bigger problem with gambling addiction, yet the government has totally caved in to the gambling lobby, which force feeds us TV ads during every single fucking ad break.

    That's what should really be banned, because it is absolutely doing real,serious harm to people right now

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    2. jake Silver badge

      New?

      "Social media is the new moral panic,"

      In late 1988 or early 1989 I was the proverbial fly on the wall when some "well meaning" idiot brought the existence of alt.sex.stories.* being available on the Stanford Usenet feed up to the Board of Trustees. Was pretty funny, in a sad kind of way. Cooler heads prevailed[0], and the well meaning idiot was sent on her way, threatening that she'd be back with lawyers ... To the best of my knowledge she never made good on the threat.

      [0] Stanford's not in the business of censorship, slippery slope, etc.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Downvoted because you're whining about gambling, which, while a stupid and incredibly boring thing to do as far as I'm concerned, is something that people have been doing for the entire history of humanity and will keep right on doing no matter how much you try to stop them. And it's not your fucking business if somebody wants to gamble anyway. Gambling isn't the new moral panic, it's the old moral panic, and it's just as tiresome to hear whining about it as it is to hear the idiotic whining about social media.

      You want to ban ALL ads? I'm all for it! Let's end capitalism! You want to ban specific ads because you think they're "bad" for people? Fuck right off!

      I'm not Australian, But I am in favor of kids having unrestricted access to whatever social media they want, and I'm actually considering setting up a site to assist Australian kids get on social media by helping them with setting up accounts from outside the country while those of us helping them are safely out of reach of idiotic Australian law.

  19. mark l 2 Silver badge

    (The definition of an "age-restricted" platform covers services that allow users to post material, to interact with two or more people, and to interact with some or all other end-users)

    I hope El Reg are getting ready to implement age checks then for their Aussie users, as surely any website with a comments section or forum allows users to do all of the things that the AU gov now deems to be age restricted?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      (The definition of an "age-restricted" platform covers services that allow users to post material, to interact with two or more people, and to interact with some or all other end-users)

      My thoughts were that it rules out any form of online classroom (like during covid lockdowns) unless they want to supply 1 teacher per pupil (can't have more than 1 pupil as the pupils would be able to interact with 2 or more people).

      taking the wording literally it also rules out email providers as you can certainly "interact with two or more people, and to interact with some or all other end-users" over email (it's just a bit slower)

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