back to article T-Mobile US takes a victory lap after stopping cyberattacks: 'Other providers may be seeing different outcomes'

Attackers - possibly China's Salt Typhoon cyber-espionage crew - compromised an unnamed wireline provider's network and used this access to try to break into T-Mobile US systems multiple times over the past few weeks, according to its Chief Security Officer Jeff Simon.  Simon was among the telecom execs who met White House …

  1. Yorick Hunt Silver badge
    FAIL

    "... the crew compromised systems used for performing communications wiretapping for law enforcement..."

    Wow, didn't see that coming! Who would've thought that a built-in back door could be exploited?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Great, now I have to tilt my monitor again to let the sarcasm drip out..

      :)

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Just leave it that way, maybe with a bucket under the low corner. Or a funnel with a hose to the nearest sink, because you'll spend all day emptying that bucket...

  2. Aleph0
    Pint

    Tempting fate

    Eh I don't know, but bragging like this could be seen by some as a challenge...

    Reminds me of the Discworld method of committing suicide by walking into the Mended Drum tavern and announcing your name as 'Vincent the Invulnerable' or any such nonsense.

    Icon: GNU PTerry

    1. Blazde Silver badge

      Re: Tempting fate

      Couldn't help noticing this challengey line from their blog:

      Layered defenses that more effectively deter attacks, essentially a series of gates that are increasingly difficult to pass

      All they need is a high score table and a chat lobby and they're gamified their network security.

      Maybe_Salt_Typhoon - Level 1 (compromised wireline provider) [Game In Progress]

      1. David 132 Silver badge
        Happy

        Re: Tempting fate

        Welcome to The T-Mobile Intranet(TM)

        (C) 1977-2024 Infocom, Inc.

        You are in your compromised account's home directory.

        You see: A Collection of TXT files; A JPG; A File Named "Passwords.DOC".

        Exits: North, West.

        > GO NORTH

        A firewall blocks your path!

        > EXAMINE FIREWALL

        It says "Palo Alto Networks"

        ...

        1. seven of five Silver badge

          Re: Tempting fate

          > You are in your compromised account's home directory.

          In this case, the visible files most probably are a couple of pptx, .xlsx, .wma and .jpg.

          Certainly no .txt

    2. Bebu sa Ware
      Coat

      Re: Tempting fate

      The clever intruders ensured the usual ITSEC prattery found their feint while the intruder was attaining their real object.

      AKA Declaiming "Mission Accomplished" while standing on an aircraft carrier. :)

  3. ChoHag Silver badge
    Windows

    Some.

    Funny what putting some effort and resources into IT security can do

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