You forgot the evil empire...
called Apple.
Haven't they had NPU's in some shape or form in their CPU for some years now?
All silently working in the background to steal your data and send it to the mothership (or so the detractors try to tell us)
They must be even worse than Intel or Amd because there is no choice now to have a device without an NPU...
El Reg is slipping or has the change in ownership made it a more apple friendly place. We deserve to know.