Astroboffins tune into the wild origins of fast radio bursts

Scientists have discovered more clues about the birth of fast radio bursts (FRBs) emitted from distant galaxies whose origins remain a mystery. FRBs are millisecond-duration events detected from within and beyond the Milky Way. Within our own galaxy, evidence suggests FRBs come from a rare type of neutron star called a …

[Lotusman1]

This Phenomenon has been DETECTED CLEARLY at the Same Intervals for a time period long enough to warrant SERIOUS investigation...

[Gene Cash]

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[Pascal Monett]

And especially in ALL CAPS.

[Peter Prof Fox]

I'm beginning to think...

That the oddities of our universe won't be all solved in my lifetime.

The stupidities of our planet should have been solved years ago but that's a different matter.

Size matters.

[Pascal Monett]

Re: I'm beginning to think...

Distance as well.

It's a lot easier to objectively evaluate something curious that is light-years away, but that screaming brat nearby is going to drive you nuts.

[Brewster's Angle Grinder]

Re: I'm beginning to think...

At least we found the answer to the Fermi Paradox: Donald J Trump.

[TheWeetabix]

I didn’t realize

The Canadians were going to CHIME in!

Ill show myself out.

[Spherical Cow]

I'll just Parkes this here...

The cause is most likely an alien species opening the door of a radiowave oven before it has gone ping. They should be careful: eating undercooked food can cause peryton-itis.