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Meta's plan to build a nuclear-powered datacenter for AI workloads has been undone by bugs, specifically bees. CEO Mark Zuckerberg reportedly told employees at an all-hands meeting that the discovery of a rare species of bees on the prospective build site had contributed to the cancellation of the datacenter project, according …

  1. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
    Coat

    Not the bees!

    Aieeee! No es bueno!

    1. Homo.Sapien.Floridanus

      Re: Not the bees!

      The news must have been quite the buzz kill for meta.

  2. Sora2566 Silver badge

    Sure, nuclear-powered AI is better than coal-powered AI, but it's nowhere near as good as nuclear-powered houses and *no* AI...

    1. gv
      Joke

      I'm up for this if someone can design a nuclear reactor to take up the same space as a Vaillant combi boiler...

      1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
        Mushroom

        Domestic Fusion Power

        Boris Johnson promised fridge sized fusion power a few years ago.

        Been trying to find that reference, but seems to have been expunged from the gov.uk site, if it was there in the first place!

      2. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

        I'm up for this if someone can design a nuclear reactor to take up the same space as a Vaillant combi boiler...

        Not quite a nooklear reactor but I've got an air-source heat pump driven (partly, less so today!) by that big ball of noocleer fire in the sky.. (solar cells are wonderful when a) the sky is clear and b) the daylight lasts for more than 8 hours..

        1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

          re Solar Cells

          Sadly, the time when we need solar the most is when we have less than 8 hours of usable daylight.

          I've moved onto a tariff that pays me 16p (or thereabouts) per kWh exported to the grid. If I charge my home battery up overnight at 6.9p/kWh, I can get that back and more by exporting during the day.

          I've also got an ASHP but I don't have cats but the neighbours ones love doing their business on my back door mat!

  3. lglethal Silver badge
    Unhappy

    Can the AI bubble, please just die already?

    Before these aholes kill the planet, first?

    1. Guy de Loimbard Bronze badge

      I second that most heartily!

      Make the AI Bubble Burst! Now!

  4. amajadedcynicaloldfart

    I shouldn't laugh,

    really I shouldn't. But I would have loved to have been a fly on his office wall when he was told he couldn't get what he wants because of... Bees.

    Suddenly, I love Bees with a passion!

    Though, if I was one of those bees, I would be on the lookout for somebody armed with agent orange and a squirty thing to kill all the plants. or just an insecticide! Though insecticide would probably be too obvious.

    1. Sherrie Ludwig
      Headmaster

      Re: I shouldn't laugh,

      I love that idea, but the rare bees that usually stop development are solitary, often living in burrows in the earth, so not amenable to apiary cultivation. Sowing endangered wild plants might be a good idea, though....

      1. Arthur the cat Silver badge
        Happy

        Re: I shouldn't laugh,

        Sowing endangered wild plants might be a good idea, though....

        Seen over on social media:

        Top Tip: If you murder someone and bury the body, plant endangered species on top so it's illegal for the police to dig it up as evidence.

        1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

          Re: bury the body

          Old news. I wrote that as part of the plot to my first novel back in 2012..

          Add to the endangered plants, get birds to nest in the nearby bushes. More legal protection.

          1. Arthur the cat Silver badge
            Happy

            Re: bury the body

            I wrote that as part of the plot to my first novel back in 2012.

            And yet you don't give the novel's name or ISBN, or promote it in any way. You are definitely not Boris Johnson. Well done, carry on. :-)

  5. OldManWither

    No mention of The Swarm?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvJtyE2N6l4

  6. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Mushroom

    emissions-free electricity

    Nuclear fission works on emission of neutrons. So, not strictly "emissions-free electricity"!

  7. steamnut

    Protestor idea

    My neighbour keeps bees, How about we find some very rare bees and sell hives of them to protestors? They could let the bees out in strategic places and there would bee (sic) no need for the usual protestor shenanigans just a note to the planners about the, previously unknown, colony of rare bees.

    Another upside is you could sell the honey to raise funds.

    Sounds like a win win.

  8. Nameless Dread
    Coat

    Have a pun time!

    If you can't join them, bee(t) them. I'll bee off now.

  9. AndrueC Silver badge
    Joke

    So he was told to buzz off?

  10. Sudosu Bronze badge

    I bet that news of the issue really stung...

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