back to article The hunt is on for the scum who stole Britain's largest inflatable planetarium

British police are investigating an unusual theft: the UK's largest mobile, inflatable planetarium, a regular feature at schools and music festivals.. Local police issued the alert after the inflatable, run by the University of Hertfordshire, was stolen by suspects allegedly driving a silver Land Rover Discovery on October 21 …

  1. xyz123 Silver badge

    They have found our hidden base on the moon. Send agents disguised as humans to steal the planetarium and erase the data!

    1. Andy Non Silver badge
      Coat

      Will make a good movie... when will the trailer be released?

      1. Mentat74
        Joke

        Will make a good movie...

        Dude.... Where's my planetarium ?

        1. Andy Non Silver badge

          Re: Will make a good movie...

          If it gets returned, the university will be over the moon.

          1. Jamie Jones Silver badge

            Re: Will make a good movie...

            Did you just think of that joke, or did you planet?

            1. b0llchit Silver badge
              Coat

              Re: Will make a good movie...

              It has probably been circling for a couple of billion years.

              1. MyffyW Silver badge
                Coat

                Re: Will make a good movie...

                I'm not sure any of you appreciate the gravity of the situation.

          2. Guy de Loimbard Bronze badge
            Happy

            Re: Will make a good movie...

            Very good!!

          3. Ken Moorhouse Silver badge

            Re: the university will be over the moon.

            Not to mention the coworkers.

        2. 'bluey

          Re: Will make a good movie...

          > Dude.... Where's my planetarium ?

          Sweet!

          1. FIA Silver badge

            Re: Will make a good movie...

            >> Dude.... Where's my planetarium ?

            >Sweet!

            Dude!!

            1. Nick Ryan

              Re: Will make a good movie...

              >>Sweet!

              > Dude!!

              Sweet!

              [Recursion detected... it may continue on for a while]

  2. Tron Silver badge

    Largest...

    ... suggests there are smaller ones out there. How many of these things are there?

    When a Land Rover knows that it is being chased by predators, it will usually make its way back to the herd for safety. They need to nab it before it gets to Chelsea.

    1. Yorick Hunt Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: Largest...

      It's a Disco; it'll likely break down well before it gets home to its native pastures.

      1. Willy Ekerslike

        Re: Largest...

        "It's a Disco; it'll likely break down well before it gets home to its native pastures."

        I remember once reading some advice regarding travel in the Australian outback: If you want to get as far away from civilisation as possible, drive a Land Rover; if you'd like to get home afterwards, drive a Land Cruiser.

    2. redpawn

      Re: Largest...

      There is a whole universe of them. I worked at a planetarium for a couple of years. It had luggable ones that would fit in an empty classroom. A large duffel bag carried the dome and a trunk carried the star projector and fan to inflate it. I added a shelf to the box to hold a Kodak carousel projector for presentations. If memory serves, the trunk became the star projector support. The star images were crude and the moon and planets did not exist. They were quite a hit with the elementary school crowd as it was like being in the working part of a bounce house and dark.

    3. James O'Shea Silver badge

      Re: Largest...

      Hmm. I think that there might be one or two army bases in Herefordshire and that there might be a Landy or two on army bases. To be sure, army Landies would tend to be green and not Discos, but the guys running the motor pool (or whatever it's called now) would probably appreciate having a source of spare parts and/or something to have newbies (try to) fix. (You irritated the RSM? You get to keep the silver Disco running, laddie!)

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Largest...

        "I think that there might be one or two army bases in Herefordshire"

        True, but it is on the other side of the country.

    4. harmjschoonhoven
      Thumb Up

      Re: Largest...

      As you can see in https://www.astronomie.nl/mobiel-planetarium-20 Dutch inflatable planetariums are well defended by the kids. Moreover the van of the NOVA planetarium is clearly marked as such.

      In the Netherlands several of these inflatable planetariums are crossing the country. Do not mention Brexit.

      1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

        Re: Largest...

        As you can see in https://www.astronomie.nl/mobiel-planetarium-20 Dutch inflatable planetariums are well defended by the kids. Moreover the van of the NOVA planetarium is clearly marked as such.

        I kinda hate stories like this because they trigger my iWant reaction. Like how much does a star projector cost, and would I have to remove the mirrors* from the ceiling in my bedroom to sleep under the stars? I haven't checked eBay though and rather sad that the display will probably end up getting dumped somewhere. Then again, that might lead to its recovery.

        And don't mention travellers..

    5. Sceptic Tank Silver badge

      Re: Largest...

      The universe is large enough to allow for more than one.

  3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    "was stolen by suspects allegedly driving a silver Land Rover Discovery on October 21."

    It was stolen by culprits - or thieves if you prefer the term. If the police don't have any names lined up they don't have any suspects.

    Easy rule: it's culprits whodunnit; it's suspects who you suspect dunnit.

    1. Persona Silver badge

      Interesting how they do things in Hertfordshire. Down my way the "culprits" would have been driving a silver Jeep and the police would know precisely where they lived but be very very unlikely to pay them a visit.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Stats show 72% of car thefts in Hertfordshire go unsolved. Maybe if the local plod weren't so useless with vehicle crime then the thieves who took this wouldn't have tried it.

    2. Anonymous Coward Silver badge
      Holmes

      And most likely only one of them was driving

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        That doesn't matter. I think the legal term is "joint enterprise".

  4. Jan 0 Silver badge

    Dumped? There must be some money to be made!

    I'd expect this to turn up, with a shedload of would be immigrants, floating off the French Coast. (When a Southerly breeze is forecast.)

  5. Homo.Sapien.Floridanus

    “That’s no planetarium! It’s my battle helmet and I needed it back for the Thanksgiving Day parade.”

    -Giant Inflatable Genghis Khan

    1. Arthur the cat Silver badge

      Slight problem with that - the UK doesn't have a Thanksgiving Day.

      Or does that mean the culprits are Leftpondians?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Well an orange USAian criminal is shortly going to insist that a presidential election was stolen from him.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          I sincerely hope you are right.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Even worse :o( he's won ):o( there are clearly more stupid Americans than normal ones.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            2 stupid Americans that voted for him in the house then.

            You do realise you've allowed a convicted felon into the Whitehouse. He's' gotten away with everything, we've been sentenced to 4 years.

            Its OK, you'll regret it soon as he royally screws you over.

      2. katrinab Silver badge

        We do. It was about 4 weeks ago. Very much a church-only event though.

        1. Arthur the cat Silver badge

          Is that what used to be called a Harvest Festival? If so, I presume the name change is because our population is mostly urban.

          1. Nick Ryan

            Thanksgiving is the celebration of when immigrants betrayed the locals who were hosting them and stole and murdered from them.

            The festival has been rewritten since to be somewhat less a celebration of a criminal act, although many of the locals still know the history so don't celebrate it (others are just happy for a celebration).

            1. ICL1900-G3 Silver badge

              Indeed so.. As Cole Porter so aptly put it :

              Instead of landing on Plymouth Rock,

              Plymouth Rock would land on them...

          2. katrinab Silver badge

            In England (and I guess other parts of the UK), it is to thank God for the harvest.

            When I was young in Scotland, but attending an "English" church, we would have a feast in the church hall after the Sunday service. I think the Scottish (and Irish) churches did something for it, but not the feast in the church hall.

            1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

              We didn't have a feast in the church hall in this part of England either. In fact, the idea of a harvest was a bit strange because we're not in arable country, the sheep were sheared months earlier and the cows were milked all year.

              1. werdsmith Silver badge

                Samhain was evolved into the Harvest Festival season. As kids we would bring foot items into school and these were distributed to the hard up folk.

      3. Vincent Ballard
        Joke

        Doesn't the UK celebrate Thanksgiving Day on the 4th July? With double reason nowadays...

    2. Michael Strorm Silver badge

      My theory... Bees stole it after mistaking it for a bouncy hive.

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  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Was it locked?

    The trailer that is. I can't see a wheel lock or a hitch lock? But maybe it's round the other side?

    1. Spherical Cow Silver badge

      Re: Was it locked?

      Is that a big red lock on the hitch?

      1. LastByte

        Re: Was it locked?

        If it is, it won't stop the tow company from shifting it if they make a habit of parking on the disabled access car park

        1. Andy The Hat Silver badge

          Re: Was it locked?

          1) They may not have had the lock on and

          2) it looks like a ball-hitch lock which only stops you hitching up using the ball hitch anyway. I've seem dodgy types towing a trailer tied to a bumper with bailer twine ... and another couple of lovely chaps lost the trailer they'd nicked when the attachment rope broke away from their Transit at about 60mph in the middle of a housing estate. The last one I heard about they borrowed a teleporter to unload the 3 tons of feed and move the locked gate blocking it in before they winched it onto their truck to take it away ...

          1. Andy Non Silver badge

            Re: Was it locked?

            "borrowed a teleporter"

            Damn Klingons stealing farm produce again!

            Telehandler?

            (Made me chuckle at the thought of a teleporter anyway)

            1. the Jim bloke

              Re: Was it locked?

              The first telehandler I encountered, a couple of decades ago, had the model or brand name of Teleporter...

      2. TeeCee Gold badge
        Meh

        Re: Was it locked?

        Was that a perfectly ordinary cordless angle grinder the culprits used to remove it?

        See also, bike lock, wheel lock, catalytic converter, etc ad infinitum.

      3. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: Was it locked?

        "Is that a big red lock on the hitch?"

        The Lock Picking Lawyer has gone through a load of trailer hitch locks and most of them are shite. In the process, he's shown a lot of criminals how to get past them.

        I plan on getting a small trailer so I can pick up lumber and other bulky items with my car. I already have an anchor in the ground so I can lock it up with some heavy chain and a good lock in a place that's seen by my CCTV. Nothing's perfect, but there will be lots of video if somebody tries to steal it.

  7. Paul Herber Silver badge

    I hope it's not dumped near an airport. The security guys will blow it up.

  8. Ashto5

    Aliens

    Oh snap!!

  9. -tim

    Too common to find

    Generic white trailer? Good luck finding that.

    This is why groups with serious budget constraints need to approach their local cop shop or magistrate and ask if they known any tagger that is looking to reform. The result is a kid gets to do their hobby of spray painting and the white trailer becomes easily recognizable.

  10. Winkypop Silver badge
    Alien

    Well

    If it’s being towed by a Discovery, there’s no chance of it jumping to hyperspace.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Well

      Or getting out of the car park...

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The expertise to operate it

    I imagine a resourceful criminal will find a way to blow it up.

  12. Ken Moorhouse Silver badge

    If they stole the original Planetarium...

    They would have no problem with disguising themselves for the getaway (Madame Tussauds being next door).

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I’m confused

    Why don’t police just examine the CCTV?

    That’s how British TV detectives solve capers.

    Or contact their informant dock worker to see who’s trying to smuggle the planetarium out on a fishing boat.

    The frightening underground illicit planetarium market is no match for detectives chalk full of gritty British spunk.

  14. anthonyhegedus Silver badge

    On a completely unrelated note, does anybody want to buy a large dome-shaped bouncy castle thing? Comes with it's own trailer.

    1. Andy Non Silver badge

      Take care not to stumble and bash your head inside or you'll be seeing stars.

  15. Anonymous Coward Silver badge
    Coat

    etarium

    What is this etarium thing? and why are you so concerned about the plan for it?

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Wow, OK, el reg getting heavy handed with the censorship too.

    Two can play at that game. Bye!

    1. IGotOut Silver badge

      I'm confused...is this an airport?

  17. Sceptic Tank Silver badge
    Gimp

    This tent belongs to: Darth Vader

    Get in early and witness the expansion of the universe! Block that hole and experience what a supernova explosion feels like.

    Anyway, it will never be found. The thieves probably changed the curtains by now. (I'm holding mention of red curtains to myself for the moment).

  18. Tom 38

    Ifor Williams

    Very definitely was stolen for the trailer, Ifor Williams are worth a bomb and easy to shift. We had one nicked too - don't lend anything to my aunt ever.

  19. herberts ghost

    Look up

    Maybe they just filled it with helium and it floated up ... up .. up ,, to get closer to the planets.

  20. hoofie2002

    I would suggest the police bimble round some of locations where habitual caravan-life aficionados dwell.

    They are known to have an affinity for things, especially those things currently in the possession of someone else at the time.

    However I suspect they are busy kicking in the doors of those who type hurty words on Twitter or FB.

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