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Richard Branson is taking to the skies again, this time hitching a ride to the top of the Earth's atmosphere in a Space Perspective balloon. The mission, planned for 2025, was announced in the wake of a successful development flight in September when an uncrewed test capsule was taken 100,000 feet up and back during a six-hour …

  1. Like a badger

    How much helium will we need

    ...to make sure he floats off into space?

    Yea, I know that can't happen because physics won't cooperate, but enjoy imagining that it could.

    1. Anonymous Coward Silver badge
      Big Brother

      Re: How much helium will we need

      Physics would allow it to happen; it's all down to how pressurised the helium is and what orifice you attach it to.

      1. b0llchit Silver badge
        Devil

        Re: How much helium will we need

        We should all simultaneously blow in the up direction to push the balloon to and beyond the edge of space until the solar wind catches it and will never be seen again.

      2. Like a badger

        Re: How much helium will we need

        Surely he'd burst before we had enough reaction mass up his jacksy? I suppose that would still be a decent form of street theatre.

        1. xyz Silver badge

          Re: How much helium will we need

          I was just wondering how you spell jacksy for something else. Thank you... Have a good weekend.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: How much helium will we need

        Do you think he could invite Trump and Musk?

    2. A. Coatsworth Silver badge
      WTF?

      Re: How much helium will we need

      What? Are you telling me that Hans Pfall was not a documentary?!

    3. cornetman Silver badge

      Re: How much helium will we need

      > ...but enjoy imagining that it could.

      I suspect your comment was in jest, but if not, do you despise him so much that you would wish death on him?

      1. R Soul Silver badge

        Re: How much helium will we need

        The OP wasn't wishing Beardie would die, just that the insufferable prick fucked off and was never heard from again.

        1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

          Re: How much helium will we need

          Why the Branson hatred? Sure, he's a bit of a self-publicist, but what harm has he done anyone or, in particular, anyone posting sneers at him here?

          1. Graham Dawson

            Re: How much helium will we need

            A worrying number of people can only define their identity in terms of hate, of either individuals or groups, and will engage in it even to their own detriment. It's an unhealthy lifestyle. In extreme cases it can lead to invading Poland.

          2. cornetman Silver badge

            Re: How much helium will we need

            > Why the Branson hatred? Sure, he's a bit of a self-publicist, but what harm has he done anyone or, in particular, anyone posting sneers at him here?

            It is a peculiarly British disease to despise anyone successful unfortunately.

            There are plenty of businessmen and women out there that have questionable business practices and/or are borderline sociopaths, but I don't remember Branson being in either of those camps, unless someone can correct me.

    4. sedregj Bronze badge
      Mushroom

      Re: How much helium will we need

      Why muck about with He when H is "lighter" and jolly explosive?

    5. TeeCee Gold badge

      Re: How much helium will we need

      OK, plan B.

      Fancy a game of darts?

  2. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    "I'm passionate about adventure"

    Yeah, as long as you've never done it before.

    You financed your little space shuttle until you got up there, then you let it drop.

    If I were a woman, I would without hesitation class you as a one-night stand. Passionate until you got what you wanted.

    1. Michael Strorm Silver badge

      Re: "I'm passionate about adventure"

      Devil's advocate, but whatever you think of someone spending that much money on self-indulgence, that doesn't really contradict what he said. It's not really "adventure" if you've done it many times before, after all, it's routine.

    2. Ian Johnston Silver badge

      Re: "I'm passionate about adventure"

      I think you'll find that it's fairly common for the funders of start-ups to expect a bit of self-sufficiency once the business is up and running.

  3. Howard Sway Silver badge

    5 of Richard Branson's balloon adventures - in his own words

    1985 – Sank in the [high-altitude hot-air balloon capsule] Virgin Atlantic Challenger 1 as we were crossing the Atlantic, had to be pulled out of the ocean.

    1986 – On my first solo hot-air balloon flight, I crashed badly, smashing into the ground. It was a sign of things to come.

    1987 – My co-pilot Per managed to bring the balloon down just before the capsule imploded and we tumbled to our deaths.

    1987 – I was convinced I was going to die. On that memorable flight…I managed to crash the balloon into the North Sea and was rescued by helicopter.

    1991 –We crashed in the Arctic – successfully completing the challenge, but crashing in minus-50-degree temperatures 3,000 miles from our planned destination in Los Angeles.

    1. Pope Popely

      Re: 5 of Richard Branson's balloon adventures - in his own words

      So, a liabiliy to public rescue services or is he bringing his own?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: 5 of Richard Branson's balloon adventures - in his own words

        At least in the case of the crash off N. Ireland in 1987 it was reported that he asked for, and paid, the bill from the rescue services. He offered to do the same in Hawaii but the US Coastguard never sent the bill.

        1. The commentard formerly known as Mister_C Silver badge

          Re: 5 of Richard Branson's balloon adventures - in his own words

          IIRC the rescue services were one of Her (noW His) Majesty's Ships.

          I've heard a story that one of the ship's officers made the comment "that's what happens when you put a prick in a balloon". I couldn't possibly comment

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: 5 of Richard Branson's balloon adventures - in his own words

      6th time lucky then

    3. Jason Bloomberg Silver badge

      Re: 5 of Richard Branson's balloon adventures - in his own words

      2025 - Shot down off the coast of South Carolina after being mistaken for a Chinese spy balloon.

    4. munnoch Silver badge

      Re: 5 of Richard Branson's balloon adventures - in his own words

      There was a wonderful cartoon in a newspaper after one of those exploits depicting the bearded one being winched out of the sea with the caption "Bring out the Branson".

      [Branston (with a T) being a brand of sweet pickle who used the tag-line "Bring out the Branston" in their TV ads.]

      1. Michael Strorm Silver badge
        Coat

        Richard "Branston"

        He was certainly in a pickle there!

    5. Bebu
      Coat

      Re: 5 of Richard Branson's balloon adventures - in his own words

      Looking at your Branson Balloon form guide 1985-91 and the inclusion of Space Perspective's founders and major investor Branson on the maiden flight of the Neptune* brought to mind the final descent of the Titan submersible.

      The comment by an officer in the senior service about the inevitable consequence of pointed tools coming in contact with inflatables shows there is intelligence and humour still defending this Sceptred Isle.

      * AKA Poseidon (Greek) - the earth shaker :)

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: 5 of Richard Branson's balloon adventures - in his own words

        That's to be expected because there's just about nothing else left to defend us.

        The list of MoD procurement fails is a long and very expensive one.

      2. collinsl Silver badge

        Re: 5 of Richard Branson's balloon adventures - in his own words

        I believe it's still expected for Captains of ships to make witty signals to each other (including some bible verses on occasion)

        Examples

  4. Aladdin Sane
    Mushroom

    Wasting precious irreplaceable helium for a bunch of rich pricks to get a nice view.

    Fuck 'em

    1. Guy de Loimbard Silver badge

      What would be the best use of helium I wonder?

      1. Filippo Silver badge

        I don't know about the best use, but there are many uses that are way better than this. There's a list here: https://www.blm.gov/programs/energy-and-minerals/helium/about-helium

        1. ChrisC Silver badge

          Given that they aren't actually using helium as the lift gas in the first place (plenty of people are just assuming this without having taken the time to read far enough down the project page linked to in this article), then this isn't even a use of it at all...

    2. Crypto Monad Silver badge

      https://spaceperspective.com/spaceship

      It is "propelled by renewable hydrogen at the gentle speed of ~12 mph". It's not stated whether they are using hydrogen for lifting as well as propulsion - I hope not.

      (But I calculate that climbing to 100,000ft at 12mph would take about 90 minutes, which is not too far off their 2 hour ascent and descent claim)

      I also note that it is launched from, and retrieved by, a ship mid-ocean - presumably in order to avoid taxes.

      1. ChrisC Silver badge

        On the page linked to in this article, you'll find the following:

        SpaceBalloon™ Performance: The flight demonstrated the successful use of hydrogen lift gas with the SpaceBalloon™ manufactured in house by Space Perspective, allowing the spacecraft to ascend to edge of space altitudes and descend safely, proving the viability of renewable lift gases.

      2. veti Silver badge

        Why would anyone not use hydrogen as a lifting gas in a balloon that's meant to go as high as possible?

        It's half the density of helium, cheaper to get and easier to contain.

        I have nothing against Branson. Granted he hasn't done anything very useful with his money, but on the other hand he hasn't done any great harm either. On the whole, I wish him well and hope he has a good trip. But I won't be patronising his new business.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Count Ferdinand Adolf Heinrich August Graf von Zeppelin might have an idea why hydrogen isn't ideal

          1. veti Silver badge

            If you're referring to the Hindenburg, it was the fabric of the balloon itself that burned. It wouldn't have made any difference what it was filled with.

            Well, except of course that it would never have made it across the Atlantic in the first place.

            1. cyberdemon Silver badge
              Flame

              Well, presumably had the Hindenburg been filled with an inert gas, then any fire in the fabric would have been swiftly extinguished by the leaking gas, so yes I think it probably did make a difference ...

          2. munnoch Silver badge

            The story of the R101 makes for similar grisly reading. There's quite a good Cautionary Tale on it.

      3. SundogUK Silver badge

        What taxes?

    3. dan_linder

      Thankfully NOT helium. From their site:

      Spaceship Neptune is lifted gently to space by our SpaceBalloon™, which is propelled by *renewable hydrogen* at the gentle speed of ~12 mph.

      (And a gas envelope not made of doped fabric...)

  5. Crypto Monad Silver badge

    These people want $125,000 per seat, for a ballooning day trip. I don't care how much champagne is included - that's just nuts.

    Make the price comparable to a first-class round trip from London to Los Angeles, and maybe you'll have some customers.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      They don't want £8-10k hoi-polloi, they want Branson wannabees and shoulder-rubbers.

      1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
        Alert

        Rubbing Shoulders with Branson

        Branson wannabees and shoulder-rubbers.

        No need for Branson wannabees - the real deal here

        Shoulders - Denni Parkinson's

        https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1171739/Er-Richard-Branson--wont-fast-naked-model-round-Necker.html

        note: NSFW - both for content, and, er, the daily fail website

        1. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge
          Coat

          Re: Rubbing Shoulders with Branson

          She's clearly fit...

      2. Ian Johnston Silver badge

        People providing things or services which cost a lot to produce charge high prices? Golly. Have you any more economic insights?

    2. Michael Strorm Silver badge
      Trollface

      Well, if that's the reasoning, then make the price comparable to getting a Megabus from Edinburgh to Glasgow and they'll have even more customers!

    3. chivo243 Silver badge
      Facepalm

      You're missing the way bigger picture. YOU'RE not on the list to pay 125k even if you had it and wanted to burn it.

      1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

        How do you know?

  6. tiggity Silver badge

    100000 feet

    So, about 2.5X as high as a commercial flight tops out at. *

    .. Quite a big price point when its just over another 3X in height to hit (generally agreed definition) of space itself

    *Yes, I know with the far greater height & the large viewing area (thats hopefully cleaner and less abraded than a commercial plane window) it will be a significantly better view than from a standard flight, but if I had a spare $125K I don't think I would be blowing it on this Branson balloon trip - not even a weightlessness experience** thrown in..

    ** If someone wanted that weightlessness experience then the cheapest (the cattle class equivalent booked well in advance) vomit comet booking is around $10K

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: 100000 feet

      It's not aimed at those who might have a spare $125K handy. It's aimed at those for whom $125K is equivalent to a local train fare or local(ish) intercity flight and won't even notice the imperceptible dent in the bank balance.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: 100000 feet

        "It's aimed at those for whom $125K is equivalent to a local train fare"

        London to Glasgow then?

  7. Zebo-the-Fat

    I just hope he doesn't try to call himself an astronut!

    1. chivo243 Silver badge
      Headmaster

      I think he's already been called that, unless you meant astronaut.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      That's not how you spell arsehole!

  8. ridley

    100,000ft is hardly "the edge of space"

    Is less than 1/3rd of the way there.

    1. Spazturtle Silver badge

      100,000ft = 30.4km

      Karman line = 83.8 km

      30.4 is more than 1/3rd of 83.8

      Nasa rounds 83.8 km (52.1 Miles) to 50 Miles (80.4km), every other space agency rounds it to 80km.

      1. Phones Sheridan

        Americans have form for rounding when it suits them.

        Indiana Pi Bill

      2. Michael Strorm Silver badge

        Strictly speaking, you're right and OP's wrong on that count.

        But honestly, if the most that can be disagreed with or said in their favour is that they *actually* got as "far" as 36.3% of the way into space- a marginal improvement over "less than a third"- then it simply draws attention to the fact that the main thrust of the criticism was more than valid.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      100,000ft is hardly "the edge of space"

      Is less than 1/3rd of the way there.

      While this is true (if you use the international definition of 100km for the Kármán line), biological atmospheric space equivalence is around 60,000 feet, so to the human body it makes no difference whether you are at 100,000 feet or 330,000 feet, your decompression and demise will be just as rapid.

      So, for a relatively static vehicle like a balloon I think it's fair enough to call it the edge of space. It's only for winged vehicles approaching or exceeding orbital velocity of around Mach 25 that an arbitrary Kármán line would have any meaningful significance (i.e. when a lifting body's stall speed matches or exceeds orbital velocity, Kármán deemed it to be orbiting in space and no longer flying in atmosphere.)

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Stretched definitions

    He likes stretching definitions a bit. 85km is above where space is defined in the USA, which I guess is where they launch from. The rest of the world uses 100km. Now they're talking about spacecraft at 100,000 feet.

    I'm going to continue the trend in a few minutes and get into my Peugeot 307 spacecraft and pilot it away at an altitude of approximately 0.1 km above sea level.

    1. Spazturtle Silver badge

      Re: Stretched definitions

      "The rest of the world uses 100km."

      The space agencies in the rest of the world uses 80km, rounded down from the 83.8 km that Karman calculated.

      Only the FAI (a sports body) use 100km

  10. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

    fully stocked bar

    The effects of alcohol increase with altitude. I remember the hangover from an evening in Denver, and that was only 5000 feet up. I hate to think what it would be like from 100k feet :-)

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: fully stocked bar

      You probably won't even notice if you are at ambient pressure. I'd like to think the capsule will be pressurised to something more akin to sea level :-)

    2. The commentard formerly known as Mister_C Silver badge

      Re: fully stocked bar

      The reverse works too. I remember talking to a couple from Colorado whilst holidaying in the highlands of Scotland. They kept talking about how thick the air tasted. I still wonder if the scotch was wasted on them.

    3. chivo243 Silver badge

      Re: fully stocked bar

      Remember though, you stayed at altitude and had a hangover, where as they will be back on terra firma in 3 hours and probably still imbibing after landing.

  11. SnailFerrous

    Pop!

    If the balloon bursts, then the occupants will experience weightlessness after all. Better hope they've packed enough chutes.

    The party's over

    It's time to call it a day

    They've burst your pretty balloon

    And taken the moon away

  12. TedF
    Happy

    Missing a trick

    Branson is missing a trick here, yes to the slow ascent but, after the view palls and all the hors d'oeuvres have been consumed, explosive bolts could release the gondola and you would experience quite a few minutes of weightlessness. You could also have a parachute to slow its impact (I suppose...)

  13. ecarlseen

    The best thing about Richard Branson is how Fake Steve Jobs used to roast him.

    See:

    https://web.archive.org/web/20120122004830/http://www.fakesteve.net/2006/08/wacky-old-sir-richard-branson-calls-me.html

  14. Sceptic Tank Silver badge
    Devil

    So I called up the Captain, "Please bring me my wine"

    I reckon the reference to "space" isn't the altitude but the area left in one's bank account after paying $125,000. Nice idea though, provided some plonker with an experimental space plane doesn't put a hole through the balloon. (Chute them all down....)

  15. John Fielder

    is he coming back?

  16. herman Silver badge

    He did this before, and flying that high is no joke, since the balloon may move through areas of very fast moving air and those transitions are very unstable and stressful on the systems.

  17. spold Silver badge

    Fear not!

    The safety technicians were picked up cheap from OceanGate.

    1. Michael Strorm Silver badge

      Stockton "Crush"

      Does that include their head of marine operations who was fired after telling the CEO what he didn't want to hear?

      Yeah, that disaster was on Stockton Rush, the arrogant POS who ran the company and dictated its safety culture, or lack of it.

      Unlike the others on that sub who I have varying degrees of sympathy for, the only regrettable thing about Rush being killed in that disaster was that it would have happened way too quickly for him to be aware of it, let alone the realisation that it was his own hostility to safety and regulations that were about to kill him.

  18. xyz123 Silver badge

    So will he land on Epstein Island? He definitely knows where it is, as he's visited in both business and personal capacities.......

  19. GraXXoR

    I’m glad they have a room in which to rest on their capsule.

    But I suspect a toilet would be far more useful

    1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

      "Our one-of-a-kind restroom provides a spa-like sanctuary during the six-hour spaceflight. The lavatory will not only surpass the experience you would find in a first-class airplane cabin, but also will serve as a solo oasis. Because the capsule is pressurized, there is no need for a vacuum toilet like on other spacecrafts. Having a proper and beautifully designed lavatory on board contributes hugely to the uniqueness of the experience we are offering."

      https://spaceperspective.com/spaceship

  20. EricB123 Silver badge

    You forgot to publish the reservations contact URL.

  21. _Elvi_

    XTC

    .. Wonder if Mr.Partridge will feature on the sound system?

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