back to article Starlink was offered for free to those hit by Hurricane Helene. It is not entirely free

The free Starlink service Elon Musk and SpaceX so graciously promised for communities devastated by Hurricane Helene in the US is not actually entirely free, according to those living in the aftermath - and the internet satellite operator's own signup page. There is a significant caveat: You are still expected to foot the bill …

  1. Dan 55 Silver badge

    "a crafty, bait and switch ... meant to take advantage of people instead of helping them"

    Are we honestly surprised given that full autonomy for Autopilot/FSD/FSD (Supervised)/whatever it's called this week has been announced as just around the corner now for the past 10 years and customers can pay now to ensure they get a discount compared to the release price.

    1. Kevin McMurtrie Silver badge

      Re: "a crafty, bait and switch ... meant to take advantage of people instead of helping them"

      He needs a distraction after analysts have calculated that Tesla's October 10th event can only be bad news for Tesla owners. It's either new unfulfilled promises or breaking old unfulfilled promises.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "a crafty, bait and switch ... meant to take advantage of people instead of helping them"

      The article is very misleading.

      Starlink doesn't offer one free month with sign-ups unless you're returning the hardware.

      1. Dan 55 Silver badge

        Re: "a crafty, bait and switch ... meant to take advantage of people instead of helping them"

        The article does make that clear.

        1. awomanmanhasaname

          Re: "a crafty, bait and switch ... meant to take advantage of people instead of helping them"

          Make what clear exactly?

          1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

            Trials and tribulations

            The residential trial section explains the differences.

            C.

            1. awomanmanhasaname

              Re: Trials and tribulations

              I have a headache from this.

              The 30 day offer you're getting here isn't the 30 day offer other people get elsewhere

              1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

                Headaches

                Because you're trying to find holes in the piece but it's pretty simple. Starlink boasted it was offering free service in the area. Everyone got excited. It was a PR coup. That was nice of SpaceX.

                When people on the ground, struggling to recover from the storm, looked at the offer in hope of using it, though, they found they had to shell out $400 to get going with it.

                And then they got mad, and then they told us, and then we told you.

                C.

                1. awomanmanhasaname

                  Re: Headaches

                  Only people who heard it l filtered through someone else would have thought otherwise. The offer I saw was very clear about service only.

                  It's like being surprised your free service offer from a mobile provider doesn't come with a free phone

                  1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

                    Service

                    So why didn't Starlink say right from the start 'dish required'. It didn't because, or so people suspect, it was a way to bag some extra subs.

                    C.

                    1. Anonymous Coward
                      Anonymous Coward

                      Re: Service

                      Because of the origin of the offer. Several first responders were having issues activating hundreds of dishes and the activations were essentially waived for 30 days and extended to others.

                      You're making Mount Everest out of a pimple

                      1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

                        You're making Mount Everest out of a pimple

                        You're allowed to have an opinion on the news. That's fine. That doesn't make it wrong.

                        C.

                        1. Anonymous Coward
                          Anonymous Coward

                          Re: You're making Mount Everest out of a pimple

                          That's fine. But the very first link on the article is very clear it's 30 days of free service.

                          1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

                            30 days of free service

                            For which you have to buy a terminal.

                            1. ThatOne Silver badge
                              Devil

                              Re: 30 days of free service

                              How dare you badmouth his Muskness?!?!

                              /s

                              For some people anything their idol does is fundamentally right. And if you see it any other way you're fundamentally wrong. And have to be told so. *shrug*

                              1. goblinski

                                Re: 30 days of free service

                                Argumentum ad Muskium...to be soon wikipedied next to argumentum ad nazium.

                                If you can't argue - tell them they are blindly following the object of critic and highroad away - possibly with the nose so vertical it catches flies and mosquitoes at speed :)

                                If you can't side with a bad person when they are right, you can't be a good person.

                            2. goblinski

                              Re: 30 days of free service

                              "For which you're required to buy a terminal"

                              Errr... Duh ?

                              However inelegant and pointless the offer is, and however holy and enshrined the right to bash Musk is - what exactly was the expectation here ?

                              1. big_D Silver badge

                                Re: 30 days of free service

                                If they really meant it, they'd drive down there with a truck full of dishes and hand them out for the one month, then collect them back from those that don't want/don't need it after the month. They could put a hold on the people's credit cards as surety for the loan of the dish.

                                That would be a real PR coup, as opposed to half arsed idea that will cause a backlash almost as big as the original coup...

                                1. Anonymous Coward
                                  Anonymous Coward

                                  Re: 30 days of free service

                                  They've done that though. Over 1000 so far

                        2. Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese Silver badge
                          Devil

                          Re: You're making Mount Everest out of a pimple

                          You're allowed to have an opinion on the news. That's fine. That doesn't make it wrong.

                          The AC also has an opinion on Elon Musk. The story seems to be at odds with that opinion, and the AC believes that is wrong. The truth is that you are not wrong, they are just butt-hurt that someone has said something negative about Elon.

    3. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: "a crafty, bait and switch ... meant to take advantage of people instead of helping them"

      "and customers can pay now to ensure they get a discount compared to the release price."

      Similar to those that wanted a Founder Edition Roadster so paid full price in advance to get one?

    4. The Dogs Meevonks Silver badge

      Re: "a crafty, bait and switch ... meant to take advantage of people instead of helping them"

      If anyone is surprised by this.... I have a bridge to sell you.

  2. CountCadaver Silver badge

    you'd never know there is an election soon....

    One where he will do anything to help to his pal Donald and by extension making the current administration or Kamala Harris look bad

    1. gecho

      Re: you'd never know there is an election soon....

      Part of what will be the biggest quid pro quo in history should Trump win cementing Musk as Trump's first oligarch.

    2. big_D Silver badge

      Re: you'd never know there is an election soon....

      I was just saying this, but from the other side, this could easily come back to hurt him and Trump, if the mainstream news carries the bait-and-switch story.

      If they really wanted to capitalize this for the election, Musk and Trump would have sent a truck with dishes down there and started handing them out, not conning desperate people into paying through the nose.

  3. mikus

    First hit is always free.

    Same as it's always been.

    1. ChoHag Silver badge

      Re: First hit is always free.

      This is often brought up, but I've never had that offer from a drug dealer. Only corporations.

      1. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

        Re: First hit is always free.

        The difference between drug dealers and corporations, is that corporations get tax write-downs on their kickbacks to governments.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    and where would people be getting these retail dishes in the middle of a disaster?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Authorized resellers of which they are many.

      Household names like Walmart, Best Buy, Costco and Home Depot. etc

      That's where people got the equipment before they asked SpaceX to help with their activation issues leading to this offer

      30 days free service without activation

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        I was completely unaware that Walmart, Best Buy, Costco and Home Depot stores were completely immune to hurricanes and all the staff that are needed to run the stores live in hurricane proof houses with transport links to work which are, wait for it, hurricane proof. On top of that you would need people to be able to get to the stores and buy them in the aftermath of a hurricane and hope that the internet and power lines aren't down and I almost forgot a spare $400 dollars available for this "free" service.

        Do you not realise how silly you sound? Is there not a point where you are typing a comment and think to yourself "I'm going to look stupid here" and decide against it? The mind boggles.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          10,000+ plus new dishes have been activated in the area(and FedEx/SpaceX isn't shipping right now). If they can all figure it out you can.

          And the shops? The shops are open.

        2. The Dogs Meevonks Silver badge

          I think you underestimate the US capitalist culture and exploitation of employees... If there's a possibility of opening a store... they'll be demanding employees turn up for work regardless of their situation... A hurricane is no excuse for employees shirking their responsibilities to their corporate overlords.

    2. Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese Silver badge

      and where would people be getting these retail dishes in the middle of a disaster?

      That was my first though.

      My second thought was how they would be expecting to operate them given the absence of electricity

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Generators that people at SpaceX and other organizations are supplying. They've sold ~10,000 so not impossible to figure out

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Misleading article

    Note the offers for free service only days ago?

    https://x.com/Starlink/status/1841567233417576497

    https://x.com/Starlink/status/1841503492445176151

    1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

      Re: Misleading article

      Yes, and? Only now is Starlink sheepishly saying you need to already have a dish before you get this free service.

      It's cool to offer 30 days free. Just be upfront that this applies primarily to those already with Starlink. Otherwise it's just seemingly a sly way to draw people into a subscription.

      C.

      1. awomanmanhasaname

        Re: Misleading article

        I'm sorry but it was there on Twitter and very clear to me from the start because people asked for this because of activation issues.

        If you have a dish it will work without activation

        1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

          Clear for you maybe

          We have staff in the affected area. We've been out to talk to people. We've heard a lot of disappointment from them when they found out they had to shell out $400 for the dish and then get enrolled in a $120/mo plan.

          We wanted to help make that frustration public.

          C.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Clear for you maybe

            Oh that's fine. Just pointing out it was clear to me that it was service only because I read the offer from day0

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          3. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Clear for you maybe

            There's SpaceX staff on the ground as part of the relief effort.. talk to them

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Clear for you maybe

              I'm sorry, but installing a dish is literally not rocket science.

              I'd be more impressed if some Starlink people were there with FREE hardware to set up shared connections.

              1. awomanmanhasaname

                Re: Clear for you maybe

                They are there and did exactly that

          4. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re:: shell out $400

            Elon SKUM clearly wants his cut of the $750 that FEMA are giving people in the affected area.

            Grift Central is working normally.

            One question....

            How much will he give to Trump and more importantly, where is Trump's contribution to the GofundMe that he (or his staff) started?

            I see sagebuush blowing down main st in the wind from Trump's mouth. His wallet will remain shut.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: shell out $400

              SpaceX isn't paying dividends

          5. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Clear for you maybe

            SpaceX also has staff in the area. Maybe you can talk to them too.

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      2. awomanmanhasaname

        Re: Misleading article

        This was created for people with activation issues.

        If you have a dish activation isn't required

        1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

          Re: Re: Misleading article

          No, the tweets are about Starlink offering 'free' service - we're helping clarify what 'free' means. Simple as that.

          C.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Misleading article

            At no point was there any insinuation of free hardware. That's all you. And the claim that the first month is generally free for all SpaceX customers (if you don't cancel and return hardware) outside the storm isn't true, period.

            1. Jimmy2Cows Silver badge
              Holmes

              Re: Misleading article

              Funny how almost all the commenters here saying it's fine are anonymous, while the commenters calling out a "free" service that needs 400 bucks up front are not.

              Almost like there's a pattern here somewhere. I just can't put my finger on it.

          2. The Dogs Meevonks Silver badge

            Re: Misleading article

            You do realise that you're just trying to explain ration reasons to the Musketards... and unlike the Musketeers, there's more than 3 (or 4) of them and they will continue to troll and down vote anything and anyone who dares to do anything other than worship their lord and saviour.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Misleading article

              Not to mention that his a**hole score went up a few factors after he started to moronically jump around on a Trump stage.

              Given that criminals often band together I'm now wondering what Musk has managed to get away with so far.

              1. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

                Re: Misleading article

                Some of us have eyes and ears, and we notice some time back that he is an obvious charlatan. Probably round about the time where he got in a huff when some cave rescuers said "no thanks" to his ill-though-out offer of a submarine, and started mouthing off and called someone "pedo guy". That was, at least, the point where we noticed he's an absolute c**t. We already had questions about his business acumen and extreme wealth. Hint: extreme wealth (and I really mean extremely, extremely, extreme, more than you could spend in a thousand lifetimes wealth here) is never acquired through fair dealing and being a decent person. At best, it is done by finding a loophole somewhere and ruthlessly exploiting it to the expense and detriment of others. I utterly fail to understand why anyone would be on the side of any billionaire, because they'd all kill you and sell your organs without even thinking about it, if they thought they could get away with it.

              2. sitta_europea Silver badge

                Re: Misleading article

                "... Given that criminals often band together I'm now wondering what Musk has managed to get away with so far."

                Well when he was running Paypal he stole money from me - closed my account with credit in it, but didn't return the funds - but I guess that doesn't count as it wasn't enough to be worth suing him for.

                1. awomanmanhasaname

                  Re: Misleading article

                  It's very unlikely Musk was running PayPal when you lost your money

  6. martinusher Silver badge

    Fair's Fair

    If I'm up a mountain in NC with the way things are at the moment there's no way that I'm going to be able to make it to my nearest Best Buy to buy a Starlink terminal, even if it was free. People are having a lot of problems with just the basics at the moment. There are a lot of terminals around but they tend to be in peoples' RVs and the like (around here, anyway) so being able to just turn it on and use it without having a current subscription is really useful. Being able to share the link with a community -- acting as a communications hub for that community -- would be invaluable.*

    Post-disaster communications can be a problem. VHF and HF radio (amateur, CB and even FRS) are useful but have limited bandwidth. (In our county emergency communications is well organized using the resources of both the county and the local radio amateurs.)

    (*I'd guess that buried in the terms of service somewhere is a prohibition against sharing the terminal's bandwidth which would obviously be waived during this type of emergency.)

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Fair's Fair

      That's understandable. But if you can't get somewhere it's unlikely the hardwire companies can get you service either

    2. Charlie Clark Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      Re: Fair's Fair

      And, if you don't have internet connectivity, how are you going to order anything online?

      Really, for situations like this, Google's Loons might be a better idea, configured to provide 4G/5G just like any cell tower sharing.

      1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

        Re: Fair's Fair

        Really, for situations like this, Google's Loons might be a better idea, configured to provide 4G/5G just like any cell tower sharing.

        Or Amazon's drone deliveries, or a competitor. Order terminal, drone drops it off. Which could be an interesting DR scenario for drone technology. Then a need for heavier lift drones to deliver Honda generators, jerry cans of fuel, or just slabs of drinking water. But usual challenges in disasters like this are roads being washed out, utilities following roads and being washed out as well or flooded and caternary cabling being damaged by falling trees. Or just the scale, especially with another storm rolling in and the limitations on the number of gensets or porta-PoPs that can be deployed to restore services.

        1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

          Re: Fair's Fair

          I wonder how you expect those drones to work in an area where the communications infrastructure has gone down.

          I was making a suggestion for a fairly flexible communication infrastructure, which would also be useful for emergency services, while they do the real work of clearing up, supplying, rebuilding. Mesh of drone/balloons providing services with limited bandwidth (TikTok, Netflix, YouTube not really needed in emergencies…) but near uninversal coverage for existing mobile devices.

          1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

            Re: Fair's Fair

            I wonder how you expect those drones to work in an area where the communications infrastructure has gone down.

            The same way they're working in Ukraine?

            Mesh of drone/balloons providing services with limited bandwidth (TikTok, Netflix, YouTube not really needed in emergencies…) but near uninversal coverage for existing mobile devices.

            Sure, meshed networks could make sense, or just risk revinventing the wheel. Working with existing devices limits the frequencies, as would the terrain..Especially as frequencies have increased, reducing device range. So you'd end up needing a dense mesh to provide what might be no more than basic telephony. Alternatively, broadband satellite services exist, there are plans to enable mobile phone connectivity and there are competiting services already. So buy 100,000 Starlink terminals and call it good.. For Starlink anyway, which is probably what Musk is angling for.

      2. awomanmanhasaname

        Re: Fair's Fair

        The hardware is available in several stores

  7. Zola
    FAIL

    Free service, but expensive hardware, delivered by van to a disaster zone?

    About as useful as a submarine in a cave.

    1. ecofeco Silver badge

      Re: Free service, but expensive hardware, delivered by van to a disaster zone?

      Well played. Well played.

    2. awomanmanhasaname

      Re: Free service, but expensive hardware, delivered by van to a disaster zone?

      There's people moving them on mules

    3. Wiretrip

      Re: Free service, but expensive hardware, delivered by van to a disaster zone?

      Careful, he'll be calling us all paedos next!

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    SpaceX isn't just saying now, sheepishly or otherwise that you'll need to get a dish. This is an offer meant to help people who have activation issues.

    They were always clear it's service only.

    If you buy a dish at retail just put it on at you'll have Internet for 30 days.

    There's no need to pretend something underhanded is going on. You don't need to sign up and many of these retailers offer longer than 30 day returns.

    1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

      'SpaceX isn't just saying now ... you'll need to get a dish'

      It literally now says, following this article, on the Starlink Helene page that you need a dish. It didn't before. That they had to add that caveat speaks volumes.

      C.

      1. awomanmanhasaname

        Re: 'SpaceX isn't just saying now ... you'll need to get a dish'

        I saw it on Twitter and it was very clear to me.

        There's more than one source of truth..and sometimes they aren't in sync

        1. Dan 55 Silver badge

          Re: 'SpaceX isn't just saying now ... you'll need to get a dish'

          So now people have to wade through Twitter replies to find the truth? Because @Starlink didn't start a new thread stating the conditions.

          No, I think the website should clearly state what's on offer.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: 'SpaceX isn't just saying now ... you'll need to get a dish'

            People make mistakes and companies too.

            But you can check the very first link on this article.

            You'll clearly see it's a service waiver

            1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

              it's a service waiver

              Once you've paid SpaceX about $400.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: it's a service waiver

                If you buy at retail like I pointed out, you're not paying $400. And if you have a dish post hurricane you likely got it at retail. 10,000 new activations

            2. Dan 55 Silver badge
              Facepalm

              Re: 'SpaceX isn't just saying now ... you'll need to get a dish'

              Nowhere in that post does it say "service waver" or anything similar. It says "Starlink is now free for 30 days". Which it was before.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: 'SpaceX isn't just saying now ... you'll need to get a dish'

                There's an image within it with the offer. Did you happen to miss that?

                1. Dan 55 Silver badge

                  Re: 'SpaceX isn't just saying now ... you'll need to get a dish'

                  No.

                  1. Anonymous Coward
                    Anonymous Coward

                    Re: 'SpaceX isn't just saying now ... you'll need to get a dish'

                    It shows one month of free service

                  2. Anonymous Coward
                    Anonymous Coward

                    Re: 'SpaceX isn't just saying now ... you'll need to get a dish'

                    I can see the offer there. It's clearly for service as I pointed out earlier

                    Starlink is providing free service for 30 days in regions affected by Hurricane Helene.

            3. Charlie Clark Silver badge
              Stop

              Re: 'SpaceX isn't just saying now ... you'll need to get a dish'

              Have you been to America? The land of unlimited liability? Where do you think warnings that hot drinks might be hot or sharp knives come from? In America, there is no equivalent of the "man on the Clapham omnibus".

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: 'SpaceX isn't just saying now ... you'll need to get a dish'

                That's definitely an angle I haven't looked at

        2. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge
          Trollface

          Re: 'SpaceX isn't just saying now ... you'll need to get a dish'

          There's more than one source of truth..and sometimes they aren't in sync

          There's more than one "version" of the truth, they're all on Twitter, and none of them are actually true.

          There, FTFY

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: 'SpaceX isn't just saying now ... you'll need to get a dish'

            Starlink is providing free service for 30 days in regions affected by Hurricane Helene.

            This is what I see. That's all

            1. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

              Re: 'SpaceX isn't just saying now ... you'll need to get a dish'

              Starlink is doing a run-of-the mill "first month free when you sign up" deal, which excludes the cost of the equipment, and requires you to sign up to s $120 a month plan (probably with a minimum term).

              That's what I see. Absolutely bog-standard marketing ploy, and fuck all to do with disaster-relief.

              Not even the half-price-for-12-months sort of deal ISPs here in the UK throw out like free biros at a marketing convention.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: 'SpaceX isn't just saying now ... you'll need to get a dish'

                They don't do that elsewhere in the US.

  9. Howard Sway Silver badge

    Cell phone service is down

    Sell phone service is up and running. Not the first time Musk has tried to profit from a disaster, although unlike the decline of Twitter he didn't cause this one.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Cell phone service is down

      Not everywhere and sometimes it's delivered over SATCOM backhaul

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Cell phone service is down

      https://x.com/WorldMobileTeam/status/1844858574737961241 Mobile service over starlink different from starlink direct to cell

  10. MachDiamond Silver badge

    Free, just provide credit card info

    I have no use for anything that's "free" for a period of time if I cancel before the trial period has expired otherwise my credit card will be billed. Since I changed cell phone service providers, I have nothing on auto-pay and plan to keep it that way. Just like taxes, once permission is given, revoking said permission will be very difficult. That sort of thing isn't unknown so the the first step in avoiding a *trap* - is knowing of its existence. Hmmm, where have I heard that before?

    1. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

      Re: Free, just provide credit card info

      Yeah, anything that claims to be "free", but requires you to enter your card details.

      Nope.

      The corollary to this is where you can sign up easily for a subscription, online, in seconds, but if you want to cancel that subscription? Twenty minutes on hold to a cancellation line, where the "retentions team" tries to offer discounts and upsell you related products, through an unskippable script, for another ten minutes. Some of us (many, I suspect, in the business of IT, which tends to over-represent those with ASD characteristics) really hate having tot talk to people on the phone in the first place.

      I don't see why it can't be law that if you can sign up for something by whatever method you choose (online, phone, email, post, in person visit to a shop, whatever), then you must be able to cancel via the same method.

      1. X5-332960073452
        Unhappy

        Re: Free, just provide credit card info

        Learnt that one from Adobe

        1. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

          Re: Free, just provide credit card info

          See also: anything that requires your phone number to sign up. I had to supply one for a fucking DBS check the other day. Mandatory, unskippable field for mobile number. Why do they need that to do a periodic re-check for a job I've been in for the best part of two decades?

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Free, just provide credit card info

            I specifically acquired a SIM for that with a separate number (abroad, in this country they want ID).

            It's only active when idiots ask me such questions and they want to confirm. Good luck calling or texting me on that for the 10 minutes a month max it's live.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Free, just provide credit card info

      It's not a requirement

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Free, just provide credit card info

      If you have a dish, you don't need to set up an account. It should work just like that for 30 days. That's how people sign up for the service with the equipment usually. They get an hour free Internet. Now it's 30 days

  11. MachDiamond Silver badge

    Don't buy a boat

    The better tactic is to get a friend that has a boat and work on getting invited to go out with them with bribes made from beer and pizza. In this case, find somebody that has Starlink or another sat internet service and pay them to use some when you need it (obviously, don't suck it all up watching movies on Netflix).

    1. Ace2 Silver badge
      Pint

      Re: Don't buy a boat

      I was talking to somebody in a bar the other day and boats came up. I made that quip about the two happiest days of a boat owner’s life. A little while later the guy said, “thanks, you changed my mind, I was thinking about buying one.”

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: Don't buy a boat

        "later the guy said, “thanks, you changed my mind, I was thinking about buying one.”

        It CAN make sense to buy a boat, but not unless you are going to use it, a lot. The trick then is to have a lot of friends to go out with you that will chip in for fuel, beer and pizza. I didn't go scuba diving every weekend so it was better to know another few divers with boats.

  12. tip pc Silver badge
    FAIL

    UK Phone Operators often provide free calls to areas affected by disasters but you need a phone

    There is a significant caveat: You are still expected to foot the bill for the hardware.

    when I heard of the offer I assumed the hardware was not gratis, just 1 months sub.

    UK phone operators often provide free calls to areas affected by disasters, but you need to obviously have a phone and sim with them & likely be in the UK when making the call.

    I suspect phone operators in the US are offering free calls to & within affected areas too, but I don't suspect they are handing out free handsets even cheap ones.

    Not sure why people would expect to get free Starlink terminals.

    I do agree the process of obtaining free service seems cack handed, but perhaps publicly making the offer and then honouring it later is quicker than rolling out updates to billing systems that could take weeks.

    As I understand things, there may be people who have dormant star link terminals that could be encouraged to use, share or donate via this offer of free service.

    with lots of infrastructure & power down, it can take weeks or likely many months to restore 'cell' and fixed broadband when starlink could be being used now.

    I fully expect journalists to hold Starlink to account on the offer, and look forward to follow up articles about how they make good on their offer or not. I'm sure there will be many who will face billing issues etc.

    1. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Re: UK Phone Operators often provide free calls to areas affected by disasters but you need a phone

      Spectrum Internet is setting up 90,000 WiFi access points. No extra hardware needed, free connectivity now.

      Startink could do something similar but they aren't. You either a) find your own hardware in a disaster zone, in which case you pay for the hardware and $120/month onwards from month 2 or b) buy hardware from Starlink which takes 2-3 weeks to arrive and you've get 30 days free trial anyway if you return it at the end of the month.

      Also, get this: Put "NC, USA" as your address on Starlink.com and be greeted with this:

      There is a congestion charge in your area.

      Due to network congestion in your area, there is an additional one-time charge to purchase Starlink Residential services. Our intention is to no longer charge this fee to new customers as soon as network capacity improves. To be notified when this charge is removed, enter your email here.

      The free offer is just yet more of Musk's and his toxic business's empty grandstanding bullshit.

      1. tip pc Silver badge

        Re: UK Phone Operators often provide free calls to areas affected by disasters but you need a phone

        Spectrum Internet is setting up 90,000 WiFi access points. No extra hardware needed, free connectivity now.

        great how do I access those access points? are they giving out free tablets and phones or do I need to purchase that?

        1. Dan 55 Silver badge

          Re: UK Phone Operators often provide free calls to areas affected by disasters but you need a phone

          Are Spectrum making you buy a router? No. You get connectivity with the phone or laptop you already have.

          Are Starlink making you buy a dish? Yes.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: UK Phone Operators often provide free calls to areas affected by disasters but you need a phone

            You can get connectivity to the dish you already have like this guy that asked for free service https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1841207137420132549

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: UK Phone Operators often provide free calls to areas affected by disasters but you need a phone

            Spectrum owns the router and you'll likely pay a rental. You own your dish from starlink.

        2. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

          Re: UK Phone Operators often provide free calls to areas affected by disasters but you need a phone

          great how do I access those access points? are they giving out free tablets and phones or do I need to purchase that?

          So, when you bought your Starlink kit, you assumed that you'd just plug your face into the internet or something?

          People generally want internet access because they already have kit that uses the internet, not just because they love Elon Musk so much that they want to crawl up inside his anus and tickle his prostate.

          1. MachDiamond Silver badge

            Re: UK Phone Operators often provide free calls to areas affected by disasters but you need a phone

            they love Elon Musk so much that they want to crawl up inside his

            Eww!

            1. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

              Re: UK Phone Operators often provide free calls to areas affected by disasters but you need a phone

              This is the correct response to all of his acolytes. Slimy little brown-nosers who think billionaires wouldn't kill and eat them given half a chance.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: UK Phone Operators often provide free calls to areas affected by disasters but you need a phone

        SpaceX is also offering exactly what you're claiming.. Completely free WiFi hotspots.

        1000 of them so far, with generators, some delivered via helicopter.

        But they aren't offering computers or phones to connect to it

    2. Ken Y-N
      Black Helicopters

      Re: UK Phone Operators often provide free calls to areas affected by disasters but you need a phone

      When I first read about this, it was his helicopters not getting permission to land, so I presumed the choppers were full of StarLink terminals to hand out to deserving plebs, just like traditional mobile service providers (in Japan anyway) have emergency hardware that provides a bridge from mobile services to satellites.

      Thinking a bit further, a free terminal and free 30 day service, then pay later for the continued service (basically a free terminal) would also be fair, but - it is Leon we're talking about after all - the reality is as the article points out, more free publicity for his "generosity".

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: UK Phone Operators often provide free calls to areas affected by disasters but you need a phone

        There's free WiFi hotspots in the area delivered via starlink and paid for by SpaceX or other organizations in the area

        1. Dan 55 Silver badge

          Re: UK Phone Operators often provide free calls to areas affected by disasters but you need a phone

          With the emphasis on other organisations. I can't find any news of Starlink donating dishes. I can find news of FEMA paying for them.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: UK Phone Operators often provide free calls to areas affected by disasters but you need a phone

            https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1843039646235635868

            Here you go

            I did find news, 1000 so far.

            That's more than FEMA

            Its an interview with one of the SpaceX/Starlink people on the ground and he gave that number

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: UK Phone Operators often provide free calls to areas affected by disasters but you need a phone

            https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1843039646235635868

            So is SpaceX (1000, 500 more than FEMA) and SpaceX isn't bringing only dishes

            Several other organizations are giving even more dishes

            1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

              Free hardware

              Yeah, we said in the piece that Starlink has handed out some devices to places, particularly public offices, which is helpful. But that doesn't mean everyone got a free dish.

              C.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    sounds like a Dr Who plot

    Free earpods anyone, become a Cybermusk for the low low price of $120 a month after our initial free trial

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: sounds like a Dr Who plot

      except more evil than the cybermen

  14. awomanmanhasaname

    This was an offer originally for people on the ground who bought hardware at retail (as opposed to direct) and had issues activating..

    Nothing other than free service was ever hinted at

    You'll notice you can only really get a dish available at retail

    When you get a new retail dish and turn it on you have an hour of free Internet to sign up an account out of the box. The starlink hurricane offer makes it 30 days..

    Starlink's regular 30 day offer is only available direct and is different from the description in the article. It doesn't give you a month free period. It's an offer to refund your dish and service if you don't like it after a month. You always pay for service upfront..

    There's also at least 2000 free dishes in the area, at least half of them provided by SpaceX itself. You can get free WiFi there but you have to bring your phone

  15. The Minister’s Cat

    There is a lot of various information going around about this issue--is the Starlinks free, do you have to buy them, etc. It is a combination of both. Hundreds of Starlink terminals were donated by SpaceX and bought by various organizations for Helene efforts. They were placed in libraries, rescue centers, fire stations, etc. Set up and ready for use by anyone who comes within range. Then there is an option for people to buy their own for their own residence. That can be done via the Starlink website. https://www.starlink.com/support/article/58126733-e4d2-db62-b919-9da261a4e096 Buying Starlink for yourself does involve buying a terminal and yearly plan, which gives you one month free in the beginning. Now, Starlink tech is a wonder. The only issue arising with it is that it has already dominates the market, with it constituting 2/3s as of yet of all active Earth's satellites. This is pushing fast, if it hasn't already, into monopoly territory. Plus, it's in the hands of a private individual. Recall that Musk disabled Starlinks for the Ukrainians when they were attacking a Russian position. That is something to be a bit worried about. Toss in that Musk pretty much has the monopoly on space launches and a social media platform that is capable of influencing a millions upon millions of people--that gives him an immense amount of control over US interests. Just saying.

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      "Now, Starlink tech is a wonder. "

      Whawww? Satellite internet has been around for ages, for less money. They even have people that will come round and set it up for you.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Not this kind.

        Even the antennas are a marvel. Especially the cost

  16. Johnr

    Certified POS

    I have a lot of money

    I want more

    What a waste of warm blood

    1. ThatOne Silver badge
      Holmes

      Re: Certified POS

      > I have a lot of money

      > I want more

      To be honest those two go together.

  17. Marty McFly Silver badge
    Flame

    Proof that no good dead goes unpunished

    Where is is written that ANY company has an obligation to provide their products for free in the event of a disaster? One company stands up to help out and they get blasted in the press for not giving enough help.

    Starlink kit is not cheap, and I will wager it is sold with a thin margin, expecting it to pay off over time with service activation. Therefore the hardware has a very real cost to it. It is unreasonable to expect it to be given away for free.

    "Hey, Home Depot! Lots of people got their houses trashed. You should give everyone free building materials to repair their homes. Don't be a greedy corporation, okay?"

    What incentive is there for Starlink to do anything again in the future (Hellloooo Hurricane Milton!)??? With such positive press coverage like this, it wouldn't surprise me if Starlink shrugs the next time and tells everyone to go pound sand.

    1. cmdrklarg

      Re: Proof that no good deed goes unpunished

      >>>>> Where is is written that ANY company has an obligation to provide their products for free in the event of a disaster?

      Nowhere. However, a company offering "Starlink is now free for 30 days" without mentioning the expensive caveats is fair game to be given plenty of shit about it.

      If Musk had simply said "Starlink customers in the affected area will not be charged for service for 1 month" there wouldn't be any confusion about it. Also offering a discount on new service for those affected would have went a long way towards showing goodwill.

      I wish good luck to those in the path of Milton!

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Proof that no good deed goes unpunished

        This is what they posted

        "Starlink is providing free service for 30 days in regions affected by Hurricane Helene"

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Proof that no good dead goes unpunished

      if home depot said "we're giving away free building materials" and then said "actually no we're just offering a free bag of cement if you buy hundreds of dollars of bricks", you'd be pretty annoyed too.

      It probably would be better for everyone concerned for Musk to stop inserting himself into every crisis unless he's going to *actually* help, yes. When you're at the level of demanding a federal government official gives you special access to the affected area (ie taking up airspace that actual emergency responders were using) then I'd say you're a net negative.

      Meanwhile the local cable/telco companies have instantly turned on free wifi (where infrastructure is not damaged). That's free to everyone, immediately, with whatever devices they have evacuated with. They don't get the press coverage though because they are not owned by that weirdo.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Proof that no good dead goes unpunished

        He didn't insert himself https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1841207137420132549 someone asked him to help

  18. Bitbeisser

    Why is anyone surprised that there is a huge difference between what the Muskrat says and what he (or his companies) is actually doing?

    Business as usual, big promises.with arm thick ropes (rather than strings) attached...

    It's not only the case with StarLink, but also applies to Tesla and X. Only SpaceX seems to kind of on track, but then that is primarily run by others anyway and Elon is just providing the mouthpiece...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Starlink is a fully owned Subsidiary of SpaceX

    2. MachDiamond Silver badge

      "Why is anyone surprised that there is a huge difference between what the Muskrat says and what he (or his companies) is actually doing?"

      There's a lot of effort that has to go into parsing what he says in the first place. With that, it's like translating so there is a bunch of interpretation and summarizing. Demumbled another way or four and company reps can make it appear that the Supreme Grand Master said something else entirely. I believe that it's the way he slithers out of all of those lawsuits.

  19. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

    The people can thank the media for their part in the Elon propaganda train, of constantly praising him and presenting him as everyones benevolent money giving friend.

    At least in a democracy you can vote out shitty politicians, in America your masters propaganda machine is the media, and nobody admits they have a problem they are too busy repeating they are freedom and nobody else is.

  20. Ace2 Silver badge

    Wow, this really touched a nerve with the musksniffers on the forum.

  21. Senzen

    Another typical douche move by Elon.

  22. goblinski

    Little thought game here.

    Say - Starlink's owner shows up here, and asks - "Hey, sorry, I messed that one up - please define what should the offer be for free Starlink SERVICE for people to be happy in this specific case ?".

    Thanks :)

    1. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

      I'd say, "that's some nice word salad you have there, Elon. Did you overdo it on the ketamine?"

      1. goblinski

        I was actually serious in trying to understand what would have been a decent solution, but thanks for confirming that in this case it has never been about the offer, but about who's behind it :)

        So let's rephrase - anyone BUT elon shows up with a request to define what would be an offer that wouldn't offend. What should the offer be ?

        1. MachDiamond Silver badge

          "So let's rephrase - anyone BUT elon shows up with a request to define what would be an offer that wouldn't offend. What should the offer be ?"

          The offer can be anything, but worded in a very clear way. It's disingenuous to come along and say "free food" and in mouse type add "with purchase of $30 carrying bag".

          To say "free satellite internet" and add "with purchase of hardware kit and sign up including credit card details.", is the sign of a complete tosser.

        2. awomanmanhasaname

          I bet nothing else than giving free dishes and service forever to everyone would satisfy them and maybe not even that.

          Personally indicating the batteries not included is enough. Free service (dish purchase required) seems to do it.

          https://www.cnet.com/home/internet/free-internet-hurricane-helene/ although I don't see how the companies offering https://winknews.com/2024/10/09/att-verizon-wireless-companies-waiving-overage-fees-hurricane-milton/ free mobile service aren't asked why they aren't given free phones to keep things equal

        3. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

          Nope, I'm still getting a syntax error trying to read your question.

        4. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

          So let's rephrase - anyone BUT elon shows up with a request to define what would be an offer that wouldn't offend. What should the offer be ?

          Okay, I got some down-votes for taking the piss, fair enough, but your question, if I am reading it right (and it really isn't well structured), of, "what should someone who isn't Elon do?" is a bit of a nonsequitur. I'll explain why.

          What Elon has done here is to take a natural disaster, and use it as an opportunity to make a sales promotion. What he has "offered" in the guise of disaster relief appears to be a month's free trial subscription, to an otherwise expensive service. What should he have done? Not that. Honestly, not trying to use a loss-leader sales technique to ensnare new customers on teh back of a human tragedy.

          What should people who aren't Elon have done? What they are already doing. Offering genuine disaster relief. Also, at this point, I should point out that the rhetorical device of "if you think that is wrong, what should be done instead" is a logical fallacy that blames the observer. The format for this is, "Oh, X did Y wrong did he/she/t? What would you do instead?" This presupposes that someone criticising the actions of another for being incorrect in some way is responsible for putting those actions right. This is a form of the tu quoque fallacy.

          As it happens, Elon didn't "show up with a request to define what would be an offer that didn't offend," he "showed up" with a well known high-pressure sales tactic, with no sort of consultation on what was required, or how he could actually help people.

  23. QuickH

    Stop stretching your hands

    Richest man in the world or not, he is not obligated to give everyone any hand-outs.

    Stop being an entitled piece of shit, the whole world doesn't owe you everything, you need to stop demanding.

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Stop stretching your hands

      "Richest man in the world or not, he is not obligated to give everyone any hand-outs."

      Ok, that's reasonable, but..... when said richest man is trying to capitalize on free PR by giving things away, it needs to be as advertised (or inferred). He did the same thing in Puerto Rico with solar panels. He donated a bunch of panels with the promise of helping the island recover after getting hit by two big hurricanes but didn't follow through with setting them up so they work and later said that they would need to be paid for once things were back up and running. Err, it's one thing to "donate" and other to extend credit. A lot of those panels are still sitting in piles due to the uncertainty of payment and one installation at a hospital causing a bunch of electrical damage. If Elon had sent people to see what could be done at a given cost, he could have picked a project and did what it would take to get it to work. After the initial adulation for all of his philanthropy, he just dropped the ball and moved on to the next disaster for another PR infusion.

  24. QuickH

    Like beggars all hands are stretched 6ft long.

    None of your business he is richest man or not.

    No one is obligated help unless they choose to, like all other legal Americans, he pays taxes to government to handle such things.

    If Biden-Harris don't waste FEMA funds on illegal immigrants, there will be millions and billions help with disasters.

    1. sitta_europea Silver badge

      ".... If Biden-Harris don't waste FEMA funds on illegal immigrants, there will be millions and billions help with disasters."

      Before you repackage and regurgitate falsehoods spread by people who will apparently stop at nothing to get ahead, why not read what FEMA is, and what it actually does?

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Emergency_Management_Agency

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        I think that post made it pretty much clear that the author was a lost cause..

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    SpaceX has now extended the free service period till the end of the year

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