‘Undigestible rate of change’ sees vendor supergroup create ‘The Open Compute of AI’

A group of top enterprise vendors feel that AI is changing so fast it’s “undigestible” to many, so they’ve created an org they hope will function like the Open Compute Project so you don’t make a meal of it. The “undigestible rate of change” quote was offered to The Register by VAST Data co-founder Jeff Denworth, who told us …

[Gene Cash]

Stupidass names

Why can't anybody name anything properly these days, besides the Open Compute Project guys?

You have stupid names like MongoDB (coworker: "I'm not using something that makes me sound like the retard in a Saturday Night Live skit") or Hadoop ("I'm not using something that sounds like someone trying not to vomit") or Dia ("I'm not using something where there's no prayer of Googling anything useful about it")

And now we have "Cosmos" for an AI working-group project.

[druck]

Avoid indigestion

The only thing it is hard to keep up with about AI is the ever increasing bullshit. The actual product of AI is very easy to understand; plagiarised or factually incorrect text, low quality insecure and buggy code, and freaky artificial looking pictures. The advice, if you have any sense; avoid all of it.

[TheWeetabix]

We can’t sell AI

… so lets build a working group?

I mean, at least when Facebook shared their blueprint it was for hardware that really worked, there’s still nothing that is actually an AI for this group to flog.