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We regret to inform you that Elon Musk has been using his social media orifice, X, to make some impressively outlandish claims once again. This time, the billionaire stated that SpaceX plans to launch a bunch of uncrewed Starships to Mars "in two years." Starship, which has yet to make it to orbit and land without exploding, …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I'm pleased to hear this!

    After all, by his earlier predictions, we were supposed to have boots on Mars this year. I'm sure that there will be no unexplained and ignored delays after adjustments to the share prices have occured.

    1. ThatOne Silver badge
      Devil

      Re: I'm pleased to hear this!

      > by his earlier predictions, we were supposed to have boots on Mars this year

      And who's willing to bet in two years it will still be "in two years"?...

      1. Eclectic Man Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: I'm pleased to hear this!

        Is that before or after we get sustainable energy from nuclear fusion?

        Sorry, I'll get my coat with the 'flying car brochure' in the pocket, because, well, it will all happen in 'the next 20 years', won't it?

    2. Groo The Wanderer

      Re: I'm pleased to hear this!

      Regardless of when it happens, I want Musk, Drumpf, and Ellison on the first ship - one way.

      1. lightfighter

        Re: I'm pleased to hear this!

        Why?

      2. Sampler

        Re: I'm pleased to hear this!

        Given the ships current record, it'll be a guarantee - though one feels somewhat the opposite of a titanic sub..

      3. ZoranGrbic

        Re: I'm pleased to hear this!

        A couple more would be equally nice: Zuckerberg, Bezos, Ellison, Thiel, just to name a view, on the first flight, the rest should be on the next...

        1. Someone Else Silver badge

          Re: I'm pleased to hear this!

          Can you imagine the outright chaos that would ensue if those ass-clowns were all on the same ship? Get a bunch of popcorn, then have someone turn on a warning light....

    3. Chet Mannly

      Re: I'm pleased to hear this!

      "we were supposed to have boots on Mars this year."

      Did he say those boots would have people in them? LOL

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: I'm pleased to hear this!

        "Did he say those boots would have people in them? LOL"

        No, but it's a fail looked at that way as well.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    so

    A known liar lies again to hype stock, it's monday!

    1. Gene Cash Silver badge

      Re: so

      Well, considering SpaceX is still a private company, I don't know what stock it's supposed to be hyping.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: so

        "considering SpaceX is still a private company, I don't know what stock it's supposed to be hyping."

        SpaceX lives off of fresh investor capital raises a couple-three times each year. The hype is to keep the existing investors from suing and bringing in a new batch that have dreams of sending people they don't like to Mars.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: so

          Your statements are false on all points.

          -A SpaceX investor.

  3. Mishak Silver badge

    "has yet to make it to orbit and land without exploding"

    Really? The booster and Starship from the last flight both made it back to the sea under control for soft landings - though it was close for Starship given that the flaps were well on the way to being melted off.

    1. John Robson Silver badge

      Re: "has yet to make it to orbit and land without exploding"

      Whilst technically true - what they (deliberately) missed out was that neither orbit nor landing were part of the planned test flights.

      If only for some actual journalism every so often.

    2. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: "has yet to make it to orbit and land without exploding"

      "though it was close for Starship given that the flaps were well on the way to being melted off."

      Not really in reusable condition, that's for sure. The video of the booster simulating a landing showed it on fire. The retrieval of the booster let's us see that it looks a bit worse for wear too. Granted, it was a really hot thing being dunked in sea water, but the outer ring of engines had a chunk missing that could have been the side that was burning and that "anomaly" might be why they thought they ought to fish it out to see what happened. It hadn't been said beforehand that they were going to dredge it back up.

  4. Don Jefe
    Alert

    Wrong Target

    Mars is just a distraction. Musk is aiming for Uranus.

    1. KittenHuffer Silver badge

      Re: Wrong Target

      By the time he gets there it'll be called Urectum!

      1. Spoobistle
        Mushroom

        Re: Wrong Target

        Urectum? U-bloody near ruined 'em!

        Ba-boom-tish!

        Anyway I think Elon should be on the first flight as he's laid out all that money.

        Icon ===>

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Wrong Target

          Well, he has already rect a few prototypes, complete with >BA-BOOM!< though I have to admit, very little Tish!

          Bares close anal-ysis

        2. Ken Shabby Bronze badge
          Mushroom

          Re: Wrong Target

          Rectum? Blew its bloody off.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Wrong Target

        2620. Of course, interplanetary (and interstellar) travel should get easier when scientists change the speed of light in 2208.

  5. Anna Nymous
    Thumb Up

    First

    Can said billionaire go first? I mean, surely such monumental leap for mankind can only be honoured enough by his personal participation, no?

    Imagine how many retweets he'd get for the first Xeet from/on Mars...

    1. Neil Barnes Silver badge

      Re: First

      <Martian = Marvin>

      But I wanted a world shattering kaboom! Where was the world shattering kaboom?

      </Martian>

    2. alain williams Silver badge

      Re: First

      Should we start a crowd sourced campaign to buy him a one way ticket ?

      1. Roland6 Silver badge

        Re: First

        Well, it is notable Musk does say “travel fro earth to Mars”, no mention of return; so I take it they have yet to start work on the Mars to earth journey challenge…

        1. Eclectic Man Silver badge
          Boffin

          Re: First

          Judging by the expected amount of damage to the human body caused by cosmic rays and other radiation during a passage to Mars, there won't be anyone left alive enough to return.

          https://www.ucl.ac.uk/news/2024/jun/would-astronauts-kidneys-survive-roundtrip-mars#:~:text=The%20structure%20and%20function%20of,led%20by%20researchers%20from%20UCL.

          1. Roland6 Silver badge

            Re: First

            So it looks like Musk is working on a SarcoSpaceX suicide pod, for billionaires…

    3. ThatOne Silver badge
      Devil

      Re: First

      > on Mars

      Renamed "Xars" once Musk has planted his flag.

    4. Howard Sway Silver badge

      Re: Imagine how many retweets he'd get for the first Xeet from/on Mars

      If it said "Hey, can somebody send a set of screwdrivers up here? We seem to have forgotten them" I imagine it would get quite a lot.

      And even more if the reply was "Yeah. In two years".

  6. Jason Hindle Silver badge

    Seems a bit ambitious

    Bearing in mind he's only just managed the first civilian space-peep.

  7. steviebuk Silver badge

    ....

    "I have the concept of a plan....to go to Mars".

  8. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
    Coat

    Maybe He Should Do A Hugo Drax

    & set up a secret launch base in the Amazon Jungle.

    1. steelpillow Silver badge

      Re: Maybe He Should Do A Hugo Drax

      Think of all the Ancient Alien hunters he could enslave.

  9. Essuu
    Black Helicopters

    Choose your regulator

    Strangely it appears that there are three different regulators at work in the USA. FAA licenses commercial spaceflight, NASA licenses governmental missions, and the DOD licenses it's own spook launches. Which is why the FAA are concerned about booster falling over after landing, but not involved with Starliner stranding astronauts on the ISS. NASA Spaceflight has a good video on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TobeGL4Ma8

    Perhaps SpaceX can persuade NASA to reclassify them as government tests and override the FAA's authority...

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Choose your regulator

      "NASA licenses governmental missions"

      Ahhh, no. NASA commissions launches for their projects and the spooks buy launch services as needed, but neither "license" launches.

      NASA doesn't want Starship at any of their facilities with the attitude of just touching off the blue paper and see what happens.

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: Choose your regulator

        From an interview with an FAA guy the other day, yeah, they do. FAA may consult on DoD or NASA launches, but they don't licence them. As I understood it, DoD licences its own launches, NASA licences launches for "experimental" craft from its launch facilities, but once they are "production ready", the FAA licences the launches. Happy to be corrected, but that's pretty much what the FAA guy said as I understood it.

        1. bazza Silver badge

          Re: Choose your regulator

          It kinda makes sense that FAA do commercial licensing, DoD does military stuff. That’s how it works with airplanes. It’s also how it works in the UK, with the CAA and MoD and I expect in most western democracies too.

          Of course they likely coordinate a lot - eg the military still have to be able to work with civilian ATC norms and systems. The separation allows militaries to do things that you’d really not want a commercial outfit doing.

        2. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: Choose your regulator

          "NASA licences launches for "experimental" craft from its launch facilities,"

          Technically, nearly every rocket is going to be "experimental" if you hold them up to a aircraft regime of type certificates. NASA and the military (Vandenberg, Cape Canaveral) will "approve" vehicles to be flown, so in a sense it's a license, but again, not technically and those craft must still be licensed by the FAA with payloads possibly licensed by the FCC since they'll be transmitting radio signals. Military aircraft are a wholly separate thing. They do need to be interoperable with the civilian air traffic control, but they don't get type certifications nor are they required to have the same inspections. In practice, they do get the inspections and sign offs, but usually by the branch of the military that has ordered them. This is really a problem when you want to buy something like an Mig 15, L39 or a Fouga CM-170 and get it licensed for private use. You can and they will always be "experimental" aircraft. They usually have to go through a comprehensive tear down and inspection by a licensed facility.

  10. Dan 55 Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Is this before or after full self-driving Teslas and a semi-sentient robot in a spandex suit?

    What amazes me is that there seems to be an inexhaustible supply of people who believe him.

    1. Alumoi Silver badge

      Re: Is this before or after full self-driving Teslas and a semi-sentient robot in a spandex suit?

      The quantity of intelligence on Earth is finite, the population keeps rising.

    2. Groo The Wanderer

      Re: Is this before or after full self-driving Teslas and a semi-sentient robot in a spandex suit?

      Why? People still believe Drumpf, too There are dozens of suckers born by the minute, if not second.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Is this before or after full self-driving Teslas and a semi-sentient robot in a spandex suit?

        If only we were a tentacle species, we'd be making real progress.

    3. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Is this before or after full self-driving Teslas and a semi-sentient robot in a spandex suit?

      "What amazes me is that there seems to be an inexhaustible supply of people who believe him."

      Agreed, but in terms of SpaceX, most of what he's promised has happened, eventually. Just not to the claimed timelines :-)

  11. Mage Silver badge
    Mushroom

    Stupid

    It's not viable.

    Any inhabited Mars or Moon colony would be an expensive parasite unlikely to ever be self supporting, apart from the waste of money attempting it. It's ego, not logic.

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Stupid

      "apart from the waste of money attempting it. It's ego, not logic."

      That's the big thing that people don't stop to think about. Where's the value? Science? Yep, I'll go with science, but pure science at that cost level isn't going to have any ROI. Even if Mars were coated in precious metals, the shipping cost kills the deal.

      Stuff on the moon, OTOH, could have the potential to see a commercial return. The ability to do science on ISS in micro-G has been very useful and led to advances in processes on Earth. The back side of the moon may wind up being the only place in the solar system to do radio astronomy in 5 years. It might also be possible to create materials useful in quantum computers in 1/6G that are difficult to do on Earth. A step by step process is indicated. There's no point in building infrastructure for 100 people if it's going to be some time before the "killer app" is sorted. A hab for no more than a dozen with a useful lab might be a decent goal. Not that it would be fully staffed immediately, but a bit of space to grow in the short term is not a bad thing.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Stupid

        I can't actually think of any tech that has actually benefitted in a significant way from the ISS. I see a lot of research, but it all looks like the research trip I took to the Antarctic: justification to do it.

        Can anyone give real examples of something that has made a difference?

        1. bazza Silver badge

          Re: Stupid

          The ISS has hosted a lot of science experiments that couldn’t be done on earth. Some of its early design iterations were down to the realisation that they hadn’t got its self-gravity field low enough.

          The value of that science? Well you pays yours money and takes one’s chances on that when you start these projects.

          Indirect benefits? I guess we’ve learned a lot more about sustaining a vehicle and crew long term in orbit.

          The way these things go is that ultimately the politicians want to see a return on investment, and their patience is limited. The problem these days is that we’ve actually done quite a lot of the things that are reasonably accomplishable. Eg Particle physics wants a bigger LHC but can’t express why…

      2. bazza Silver badge

        Re: Stupid

        The problem with a lot of what’s going on in space is that the value proposition is very poor. Even Starlink is dubious and probably not worth the investment.

      3. collinsl Silver badge

        Re: Stupid

        > The back side of the moon may wind up being the only place in the solar system to do radio astronomy in 5 years.

        Not after we coat the moon in 4G satellites - no doubt Musk will want to put Starlink in too.

  12. xyz Silver badge

    If some bloke on Mars...

    Decided to launch 5 starships to Earth, it would be called an invasion here.

    1. Andy Non Silver badge

      Re: If some bloke on Mars...

      No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century early years of the twenty first century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.

      1. Michael Hoffmann Silver badge

        Re: If some bloke on Mars...

        Is this where I bring in the bombastic string section?

        Ready when you are!

        1. Evil Scot Bronze badge
          Alien

          Re: If some bloke on Mars...

          Depends if you are listening to Apollo 440, Dario G or Todd Terry mixes.

          The KCW remix of the spirit of Man has some wonderful Reggae Vibes.

    2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: If some bloke on Mars...

      Well, the population of Mars, as far as we know, consists of some dead, some operating, robots, none of which are sentient and only one of which is armed :-)

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  14. F. Frederick Skitty Silver badge

    SpaceX is starting to sound very much like OceanGate... Egotistical rich bloke thinks he knows best, and tries to bypass the established safety rules.

    1. Groo The Wanderer

      Close. Musk doesn't think ANY rules apply to him.

  15. amajadedcynicaloldfart

    Dear God

    If you can do miracles, can you make all of human kind do one thing?

    Send the lying fucker to Coventry.

    1. F. Frederick Skitty Silver badge

      Re: Dear God

      Ooh, that's would be harsh...

      ... on the people of Coventry.

  16. Gene Cash Silver badge

    NASA has a worse track record

    NASA's been talking about going to Mars in the next 10 years since the late '60s, and I still have the wall posters to prove it.

    I don't believe either of them, but I think EVENTUALLY SpaceX will get something to Mars.

    1. F. Frederick Skitty Silver badge

      Re: NASA has a worse track record

      NASA has been to Mars at least five times. See the list of roving robots, of which there's been six including a Chinese one.

    2. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: NASA has a worse track record

      "I don't believe either of them, but I think EVENTUALLY SpaceX will get something to Mars."

      NASA already has and found a bleak landscape. NASA has the advantage that the product they need to provide is knowledge and that doesn't have to pay off this quarter to keep shareholders happy. Putting people on Mars is a pleasant fantasy, but it breaks down pretty quickly with a short lifespan as part of the cost. Just getting people there will be a major chore with the chemical propulsion we use now. The trip time of 9 months needs to come down substantially for both the physical and mental health of the travelers. An immense amount of robotic work needs to be done to prove out things such as harvesting water, creating soil that can be used to grow food and finding a cost effective source of Nitrogen. Oxygen doesn't seem to be an issue other than the "cost" to free it, but 70% of what we breath is N and the plants need it as well. I've never seen anybody uphold an argument that it's impossible, just that we don't know how to do it at the moment so working on a rocket is premature.

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: NASA has a worse track record

        True. The only marginal benefit of building a Mars colony instead of a Moon colony is that there is a some small tenuous atmosphere and *maybe* a lot of water, quite deep under the surface, as in Km deep, Far deeper than any commercial drilling on Earth. I imagine Musks only reason for colonising Mars instead of the Moon is he thinks that will be safer from nuclear attack if WWIII goes full nuclear.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: NASA has a worse track record

      "I think EVENTUALLY SpaceX will get something to Mars"

      He might just do that - the issue though is if any of the "somethings" are human, will he get them back again?

  17. darius-the-fourth

    In that case, It might behoove him to make me an offer to buy a parcel of martian land from me.

    For I own a zillion acre of prime martian land, and if any of his starships trespasses on my property on Mars, I'll have them blown out of the Martian sand, remotely.

    1. may_i Silver badge

      I'd like to know how you acquired this zillion acre plot?

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        "I'd like to know how you acquired this zillion acre plot?

        "

        oh, that's easy. Just sell something with a EULA and put in a clause that grants you the customer's rights along with all of their heirs and assigns to any claim they have regarding Mars. You might own the land, but Elon has beaten everybody to be the sole member of the aristocracy on Mars. Not really a problem if you know the boss is never going to show up.

  18. mark l 2 Silver badge

    I now understand why Musk endorsed Trump and gave his campaign a donation. So if Trump gets elected he can ask him for favours. Such as to install new people at the head of the gov regulators who will to go easy on Space X.

  19. lightfighter

    Why are all Reg blog posts about SpaceX, X, and Tesla cast with such a negative bent?

    1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

      Just reality

      No, not negative. Just reflecting reality. If that comes across as negative to you then that speaks more to Elon's decision making.

      Also, even if we decided to be negative, so what? I thought Elon and his fans loved free speech - or is it only free speech you agree with?

      C.

      1. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

        Re: Just reality

        A heavily filtered version of reality mind you. It starts with Musk's actions and then the Reg journalism which itself always comes with a glorious dose of cynicism (the day that stops is the day I stop reading it). Then there is the echo chamber effect of the readers and the subset of readers that will post comments.

        I wouldn't call it negativity, just wonderful, amusing cynicism. Please don't stop everyone.

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: Just reality

          In fact SpaceX gets approval for actually working unlike some other space venture we could think of. OP not only hasn't taken the trouble to establish a posting history, they haven't really researched what's generally said about SpaceX.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Just reality

        If BigCorp borks a Windows product update when there's a lot of prior art on how to do it properly, then go for the cynical reporting.

        If a company is genuinely trying to do something new and innovate (and that is definitely difficult), is the negativity really warranted? Personally I think 5 Starships to Mars during the next travel window is quite feasible - they're pretty much at the point of having a reusable design, and knocking out 5 of them won't take 2 years, though the in-orbit refueling is yet to be done.

        1. doublelayer Silver badge

          Re: Just reality

          The question is not whether it is theoretically possible to manufacture five Starships and fire them at Mars. People who have watched these more might have some idea how possible it would be to attempt and what would happen if you tried. It can be interesting to discuss. It is not the right response to this. The reason is that they're not going to manufacture five Starships and fire them at Mars. That would cost a lot of money and get you nothing at all. Not only are they not going to do it that quickly, they probably won't try to do it at all. They'll do actual tests on Starship, tests that don't involve going anywhere near Mars, because those have some conceivable benefit. Thus, promising to do something that is not going to be tried will get the cynicism because we know it's not an honest expression of expected actions, and we know that because we've seen it over and over again from the same source.

        2. Groo The Wanderer

          Re: Just reality

          When the "head honcho" turns everything into a personal ego trip, the negativity is definitely warranted. Just because something is "new" or "difficult" doesn't make it legal or ethical to spew bullshit to pump the stocks.

    2. MachDiamond Silver badge

      "Why are all Reg blog posts about SpaceX, X, and Tesla cast with such a negative bent?"

      Well Stan, we'll stand behind you and fight for your right to be called Loretta and have babies.

      (symbolic of him being a loony)

    3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Blog posts? You're new here, aren't you?

    4. Groo The Wanderer

      Because Musk is a loud-mouthed, arrogant, egotistical, and petulant child who ignores his obligations to pay staff and expenses and turns everything he touches into a media circus about Musk.

  20. heyrick Silver badge

    If at first you don't succeed

    Try, try, try, and try again, amirite?

  21. chivo243 Silver badge
    Go

    All I can say is

    It'll be great, just great. And the Martians will pay for it!

  22. DS999 Silver badge

    Those annoying regulators

    I sure hope they successfully force him to be as thorough about cleaning/disinfection of everything going to Mars to prevent contamination with Earth organisms as NASA has been. That's something I wouldn't be shocked to see Musk cutting corners on, especially if he's up against that hard deadline of the transfer orbit.

    I could just see Musk announcing "life has been found on Mars" and then down the road it is discovered they were Earth microbes that hitched on a ride thanks to Musk doing a substandard job on things he considers less important than serving his massive ego.

    1. David Hicklin Silver badge

      Re: Those annoying regulators

      > discovered they were Earth microbes that hitched on a ride thanks to Musk doing a substandard job on things he considers less important than serving his massive ego.

      But any humans we send there will be packed full of them, and a that point anything left on Mars will be toast (or maybe the colonists....)

    2. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Those annoying regulators

      "to prevent contamination with Earth organisms as NASA has been. "

      I know somebody whose DNA is on Mars.

      Whether the measures NASA takes in decontamination are useful or not remains to be seen. It also remains to be seen if any earthly organism could survive on the surface of Mars even if it was lodged in a shady spot somewhere.

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Every two years, the same old dream

    With a bi-annual launch window we should remember that in 2016 Musk was promising a man on Mars in 2022.

    He missed that one - by a long way

    And he's missed 2024 too

    So the next date he can promise is 2026 - and this time he is already setting up the pesky FAA as his excuse when he misses that one

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Anyone see any parallels?

    [quote] "We want to enable anyone who wants to be a space traveler to go to Mars! That means you or your family or friends – anyone who dreams of great adventure. "Eventually, there will be thousands of Starships going to Mars and it will a [sic] glorious sight to see! Can you imagine? Wow.

    [end]

    I seem to remember another innovator, who recently tried to design and build an experimental craft, which was designed to open up (commercially) the environment in which it travelled.

    That company was OceanGate and a certain Stockton Rush, who sweet talked people into thinking they could pay to travel in an un-certified craft which had others ringing alarm bells about it's construction and yet he refused to listen to reason and put peoples lives in danger by going ahead anyways.

    RIP to the 5 who perished

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Anyone see any parallels?

      Even with the (thouroughly deserved) criticism, at least Rush believed in his own equipment enough to go down in it himself.

      I doubt whether Musk will be the first in line to take the Mars trip.

  25. WolfFan

    hmm

    Just make sure that the first crewed Mars mission includes the Musketeer, Zuck, and Larry E.

  26. Combat Epistomologist

    You know what?

    As long as he's ON one of them, I don't really care.

  27. Colin Bain

    Anyone ...

    Anyone, you, your family, your best buddies ..... as long as you have the cash, so not anybody

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