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Undeterred by the problems of its Starliner crewed space capsule, Boeing has a plan to do a bit of uncrewed science – launching a satellite upon which it will run a demo of quantum entanglement swapping that could help enable secure comms. NASA and Boeing welcomed Starliner back to Earth following the uncrewed spacecraft's …

  1. Will Godfrey Silver badge
    Coat

    What can you say?

    I have total confidence in their ability to run a faultless, efficient and economic programme!

    /s

    1. DS999 Silver badge

      Re: What can you say?

      Article says they are funding this themselves, so while I'm sure they'll be at the trough eventually at any screwups and cost overruns in this project are on Boeing alone and not the taxpayers.

  2. Neil Barnes Silver badge
    Boffin

    Any sufficiently advanced magic

    is indistinguishable from technology... spooky action at a distance!

  3. SnailFerrous

    If it is a quantum satellite, then there has to be a cat on board. Will it be alive, or dead when some one looks? With Boeing, who knows?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Will it be alive, or dead when some one looks

      It's Boeing, it'll be dead and about to bounce...

  4. spireite Silver badge

    Trust?

    Right now, I wouldn't trust them to run a bath, or launch a paper plane

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Quantum Foursome Satellite (Q4S)

    Awesome! You just take two couples of (ahem) "particles", (cough) "measure" two of the "particles" together in a separate experimental (ouch) "testbed", and wam-bam-thank-you-mam, you automagically get quantum entanglement swapping, in space, of the other two "particles", with quantum swinging superposition, quantum swapping spit, and quantum collapse of the beast-with-two-backs wavefunction, brilliant!

    Moreover, if Boeing can keep connecting entangled couples like this in a network of communicating Quantum Foursome Satellites (Q4Ss), riding with launch partners in space-hardened payloads, it will have achieved something truly unique that can securely rival Airbus' classical mile-high mechanics, that plain fail at reproducing Young's double-slit experimentations!

    Let's hope Boeing doesn't screw this one up (or does?)!

    1. druck Silver badge

      Re: Quantum Foursome Satellite (Q4S)

      Well if China can pretend it works for them, then so can Boeing.

  6. Pascal Monett Silver badge
    Thumb Up

    Baby steps

    We are slowly progressing towards the HoloNet.

    It doesn't matter that it is Boeing that is involved, it's the science that is important. If Boeing screws up true to form, someone else will pick up the job and continue.

    For this, I'm ready to wish Boeing good luck.

  7. O'Reg Inalsin

    Unprofitable

    ... but not if DoD is willing to pay any price at all for it. That's a job for Superlobbyist.

  8. weirdbeardmt

    Phone home

    Go home Boeing, you’re drunk.

  9. Zarno
    Joke

    And it will somehow go BOING!

    And it will all, somehow, no we totally tested everything, the delays were inevitable, we need more money, it's just a minor thruster issue, go BOING!

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