Email is for text
Can anybody tell me, is there ANY legitimate use case for anything other than plain text in the subject line or body of an email message?
Allowing anything that isn't human-readable, anything that's unannounced executable code, is an open invitation to abuse.
Attachments are an obvious exception, but we ought to be quarantining and sandboxing those by default anyway. Unfortunately, mainstream email clients open attachments by default without asking the user first.
I hear China is launching a new satellite constellation. If they're going to be the next global military superpower, they ought to use that power for good by nuking HTML email from space ;-) While they're at it, they should nuke emojis from space as well!