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As stock markets suffered a bit of a wobble today, share-trading apps and sites fell over as investors barreled in to see how badly their portfolios had been hit. Depending on your perspective, Monday was either a global meltdown or a passing dip. Billionaire Wall Street ace Warren Buffett – who previously said if you can't …

  1. herman Silver badge

    Good time to buy

    I actually sold some last week near the top, then dived in again today near the bottom.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Good time to buy

      But is it at "the bottom", or does it have further to go and the "new normal" might be lower than todays bottom :-p

  2. Ace2 Silver badge

    “that over-hyped AI has overcooked the market and the bubble is about to burst”

    That’s not a growing concern; it’s reality intruding on the party.

  3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    "Probably a good day to go outside and enjoy some fresh air."

    Probably a good day to buy some cheap shares. Not Crowdstike or AI,of course.

  4. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Unhappy

    Odd, I thought cs was built around a mainframe

    Clunky looking, but rock solid.

    Obviously not.

    I'd suggest there is a sentiment that the FOCF might win*

    *Given the diligent way they've been packing the election officials in swing states ready to scream "election fraud" this is more than a possibility, along with the Weasel-in-chief Mike I-am-in-the-top-12%-of-american's-pay-but-have-no-bank-account Johnson has been vigorously kissing the ring of the Orange Jesus this should be taken seriously.

  5. PB90210 Bronze badge

    "Probably a good day to go outside and enjoy some fresh air"...

    So you can get used to living on the streets

  6. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Unhappy

    Trolls out in force today.

    But seriously.

    You'd be blind to think other nations are discounting who wins in November. The FOCF winning will result in a s**tstorm.

    It will very definitely not be BAU.

    Don't like, don't choose a whinny ass man child career criminal as a candidate.

    Or his Swivel Eyed Loon yes-man understudy.

    1. Patched Out

      Re: Trolls out in force today.

      What are you on about?

      Looking up the meaning of FOCF, I get "Free Operating Cash Flow" which is a business term and can't "win" per se. The other definition is "Friends Of the Capital Forest", a mountain biking organization out of Olympia, Washington.

      So you are afraid of a mountain biking organization winning the election?

      1. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

        Re: Trolls out in force today.

        Mountain bikers ... want everyone out enjoying the fresh air ... take down the stock-market apps — it all fits. We're through the looking-glass now, people!

      2. John Smith 19 Gold badge
        Unhappy

        "Looking up the meaning of FOCF"

        I see you don't post often and you're inferencing skills are quite limited.

        How about if I told you it stood for "Fat Old Convicted Felon"? A both legally and factually correct description of the person I'm thinking of. 34 Felony convictions to be exact. He hasn't been sentenced, but he has been convicted. By 12 citizens of NYC.

        And bearing in mind the context of this story is mostly American who might you plausibly think I was talking about?

        Have a little think about it and see where that takes you, if it takes you anywhere.

    2. ThinkingMonkey

      Re: Trolls out in force today.

      I'm begging sincerely here. Can we please, please just discuss the topic at hand for once without Trump, either by name or by indecipherable acronyms, being mentioned? Trump sucks, yes. We all know that. Kamala sucks too, though. That's a dilemma we'll have to deal with in November. However I vote or don't vote, it definitely won't be a vote swayed by a Trump-hating or Harris-hating post I saw in a comment section somewhere so I'm not sure who you guys think you're convincing. Please, man, keep your politics to yourself.

      1. John Smith 19 Gold badge
        Unhappy

        "please just discuss the topic at hand for once without Trump, "

        Tried that.

        Still got 3 downvotes.

        Since you're so keen to discuss the topic at hand perhaps you could share some of your insights into the multiple failures that have occurred?

        I'm always keen on learning more from a different PoV.

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