back to article Never put off until tomorrow what someone could erase today

Greetings once again, gentle reader, and welcome to another instalment of Who, Me? in which Reg readers like yourselves soften the start of the work week with reminders that we all sometimes make mistakes. This week's mere mortal is someone we'll Regomize as "Christopher" who worked, back in the halcyon days of the 1990s, as a …

  1. Korev Silver badge
    Coat

    DLT? Why on all earth was a radio DJ doing backups?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Because it's a lot less messy that backing up to BLT...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        I worked for a trading company who had me on such a tight budget that for two years, I had to use a series of external USB 500GB HDD to back up files.

        Anon post, obviously.

        1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

          Actually there is nothing wrong with that, as long as you don't have to plug it into the server directly, though I bet on you had to. If you needed more than one for one backup run: On the client station combine several of them as RAID0 or Storage-Space stripset with the number of column = number of drives. Increases the throughput, more than you think since the access times are evenly spread across the drives too. I know cause I combine a few shingled-magnetic USB drives that way for my private backup, and the speedup was more than expected.

          But that is not the professional company way :D:

    2. mif

      So not just an oops, but a quack quack oops...

      1. Yes Me Silver badge
        Coat

        DAT's right, man

      2. BenDwire Silver badge
        Pint

        I'm guessing that only a few would understand that joke, and Right-Pondians at that. Have a beer to go with your Hairy Cornflake.

  2. Korev Silver badge
    Coat

    Had Christopher got around to copying the data from it to the new server? You know the answer.

    Sounds like Christopher shares a lot of the blame here...

    1. Korev Silver badge
      Coat

      Maybe he's had time to take stock of the situation

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        I certainly wouldn't want to trade places with him...

        1. I Am Spartacus

          Well, you do have that option, but not the obligation

    2. lglethal Silver badge
      Go

      I dont know. Who wipes a server, without checking that it's REALLY no longer needed. Or at least backing up the Server first to make sure that the data IS available should someone need it...

      I'd say that Techy holds the biggest portion of the blame...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Oh I don't know.

        On the face of it, I'd agree - but on the flip side you are relying on other to tell you whether or not it's needed. I have done transformations/migrations (from ancient HP-UX to Linux), left the old systems around for 6 months (crappy decommissioning process), only to be asked 6 months later by a developer if we could "copy over some stuff he'd forgotten about at the time". That's despite a multitude of reminders, change requests, and the system being powered off for some time before removal.

        Backing something up isn't particularly helpful if you have nowhere to restore it to....

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          My first involvement with a former client was migration from Lotus Notes to Exchange - along with other stuff including a full DC migration... Five years later, one of my last involvements, was to tell a user that we could no longer recover something from their Lotus Notes...!

          1. Scott 26

            Years ago I did a 'simple' file server migration - windows 2000 to windows 2003. (or it might have been NT to 2008).

            But I took the opportunity to scan the shares and build a histogram of file count vs age, so we could go to the business with the analysis "do you really need this share?" and have a bit of a tidy up.

            One share had files with the newest date of 95 months ago.... so I went to the business with my spiel "hey these haven't been touched in 95 months.... etc"

            The business came back "95 months....???? Oh, that's 8 years. Oh yeah, that share was for a project that shut down 8 years ago, so yeah that'll be about right"

            me: "oh cool - dont need it any more then"

            business: "ummmmmm...... if we did, could it be restored and how long would it take "

            me, internally: "FFS!!!!!"

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          With a full back-up on tape and an external tape drive to re-attach to, say, the developer's workstation if not a handy data-scratchpad for your own use, there'd be hassle but no problem.

          As an administrator you know full well that someone will pop in for something, so you keep everything* unless told otherwise by law. But on tape or holographic-magneto-optical disc or whatever, not on-line. With a suitable drive with suitable attachment for current machines.

          Also to Scott 26: Give a good workable answer and you get to archive more. There's more to it, but I'm sure you'll get it if you think of doing, or try to do, an actual functional restore. Which you should, this being backing up and all that.

          * Well, the change-y bits, like /etc and /var and /opt and home directories, if any, and so on. Probably not the basic stuff from the install tarball, since you have that already and know^Wwrote down what was in use for that particular server.

      2. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
        Pint

        Down In The Badlands

        Or Zummerzet.....

        Rainy Friday Afternoon post lunch (No beer), some deskside\level 2 or 3 bods wheel down some kit for wiping & disposal.

        This was done over the Friday afternoon\weekend.

        E-waste disposal place picked it up with the rest of the kit for disposal sometime the following week.

        The following Friday (Also raining) post lunch (No beer) phonecalls e-mails & even a physical presence in the IT Service Centre (Or a wooden hut attached to County Hall Offices & sited in the carpark) in increasing levels of panic.

        "Do you have this server, the asset number?"

        Back through our records...... "No!"

        "Do you know where it is?"

        "No!...........but we do know where it went" (Throwing them a bone).

        "Where?"

        "Somewhere north of Bristol, or at least it was!"

        "WTF! ....WHY!"

        "Your team members brought it down for wiping & disposal, this was done & it was taken off site 10 or so days ago!"

        "FUCK!"

        "Whats the urgency?" Say we, thinking it's about time we got to ask a question.

        "It had bespoke "accounting\financial" software on it, all ready & configured for a consultant who is arriving on Monday, we left it powered down for (6) months & some PFY decided as it was doing nothing, it should be disposed off"

        "Ahhhh well that's rather unfortunate!"" /SMIRK

        "If you give us the contact number of the disposal company we can see about getting (Buying) it back"

        "Sure.....if they still have it in one piece & not destroyed or broken down for spares or sold it onward to a buyer"

        "WHAT!"

        "We (The Council) paid them to take it away, it's theirs now, they can do what they want with it or do you think they should hold on to it on the off chance we might want it back in a hurry for 3 months".

        They got hold of the company, bought it back at a very high price & collected it that afternoon (Place was closed weekends) after a high speed drive up & down the M5, then spent the weekend reinstalling it & restoring the configuration from backups. Just in time for the very very expensive consultants arrival Monday.

    3. Will Godfrey Silver badge
      Coat

      Disagree

      Considering the type of pressure he was under, he was doing a lot better than most people would. I've done work in these places (quite unrelated to the dealing) and they treat you like shit.

      Coat 'cos I was happy to get out of the place.

  3. abend0c4 Silver badge

    DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

    I was fortunate enough to use it when it was not only reasonably affordable but a single tape would hold a full backup of our entire storage or a week of incrementals. For a brief period it was almost perfect.

    Before that it was Zip drives, which may partly explain my DAT-nostalgia.

    1. GlenP Silver badge

      Re: DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

      In my case the before was DEC TK50s, a whole 95MB on one cartridge - the end of year backup involved me repeatedly going back to the office from the pub to change cartridges.

      We were glad to get DAT!

    2. WhoAmI?
      FAIL

      Re: DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

      I worked in IT and we were in the process of updating the OS on machines from NT 4 to XP. We asked everyone to ensure that they backed up ALL their data before we did the deed.

      We were scheduled to upgrade the machines in the security office. They all said "Yes, we've backed up our data" including the lady who used a ZIP drive for such a purpose. The deed was done and people copied their data back. All except the ZIP drive user - all her disks were blank.

      We checked all the disks and she wasn't lying (never trust a user when they say something isn't working). Due to this we asked her to demonstrate her back up process (which she supposedly did every day). The process involved putting the ZIP disk into the internal drive, waiting for the light to stop flashing, ejecting the disk, and putting the disk into a fireproof safe. No software was run, no files copied manually, nothing. Yes, dear reader, she thought that the drive checking a disk was present was the backup process.

      Her colleagues quickly educated her as to how backups should be performed. They also watched her like a hawk. I have no idea if they ever got the data back from somewhere else or if it needed to be re-entered manually (details on 500+ employees)

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

        Hands up everyone who was expecting the click of death.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

          damn your hide! I'd buried that unpleasant memory, I saw that one too many times!

        2. KarMann
          IT Angle

          Re: DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

          Is this a different click of death? The one I think I remember was conventional hard drive heads, maybe specific to a generation of WD HDDs; I don't remember one associated with ZIP drives, as I think you're saying here, although I never used ZIP myself, only the later Jazz drives.

          1. WonkoTheSane
            Headmaster

            Re: DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

            ZIP drives had it too, the drive heads would drift out of alignment over time, until the drive wrongly thought a disk was blank.

            The worst part was, it was contagious. If you inserted such a corrupted disk into another drive, it too caught "Click of Death".

            See this link for details

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

          Had a colleague who claimed to have come up with "click of death". Worked in art an architecture.

      2. Roland6 Silver badge

        Re: DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

        End users…

        In some respects it is incidents like this that show just how little has change in personal computing to actually address real issues.

        Whilst Windows is the obvious candidate to pick apart the others aren’t much better.

      3. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

        Re: We asked everyone to ensure that they backed up ALL their data

        No backup is complete until you have demonstrated successful recovery. I would not expect average users to have complete confidence in Murphy's law but anyone working in IT for a month should have that expectation beaten into them by experience.

      4. cosmodrome

        Re: DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

        Rule #1: If it is not automatized and mandatory it's not a backup.

      5. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

        "Her colleagues quickly educated her as to how backups should be performed."

        So, either she was never shown how, didn't learn how when shown, or blagged that she did know when asked if she knew. Still a process error thoiugh, she should have been shown and then had to demonstrate she could. The old, it's not a backup until you've restored" notwithstanding, but that's a different process that was also clearly flawed :-)

      6. gnasher729 Silver badge

        Re: DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

        The solution was to turn the server off for four weeks and wait for complaints. Hopefully she would have complained next day, so you could turn on the server and fix he problem. No erasing anything for four weeks.

    3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

      DAT meant removable storage capacious enough for a tower format server small enough to fit into a tower format server. A great solution if it didn't also involve the HP DAT library device.

    4. Peter Gathercole Silver badge

      Re: DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

      My recollections of DDS tapes (DAT was the term for the audio variant) are not very good.

      While it was possible to write and read tapes on a single drive, I found drive inter-operability a bit of a problem. Just because you could read the tape back on the drive that created it, it did not mean that the tape would be readable on another drive.

      I worked alongside the IBM AIX Hardware centre in the '90s, and the 4mm DDS drives that IBM shipped (which I'm sure were re-badged HP drives) were one of the most reported pieces of failed hardware that that group dealt with. The fix was often to re-align the head, but this required a diagnostic and calibration tape that had to be purchased from HP, and run through with diagnostic software that did not run on AIX or IBMi.

      I preferred to not rely on them at all. We used Exabyte 8mm tape drives for critical backups, but even later models of this became problematic, particularly their need to be very regularly cleaned.

      Since then, I've had good success with Quantum DLTs, IBM Magstar 3570, and the various generations of LTO tape. Where I'm currently woking, we've just put in some LTO9 drives, and these are phenomenal in their capacity and speed.

      1. Roopee Silver badge
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        Re: DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

        +1 for pointing out that DAT was the audio flavour!

    5. Richard 12 Silver badge

      Re: DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

      Ah, happy days striping timecode onto DAT.

      And those minutes of frantic replugging upon discovering one of the players had died, and that the "automatic" changeover did nothing of the sort.

    6. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: DAT - a technology we're sure few remember fondly

      When I read that line in the article, I turned to SWMBO (I had been reading it aloud to her) and said, "what do you mean, remember? We're still using them at work!"

      More precisely, DDS3 on the "ancient HP-UX" systems another commenter mentioned.

  4. Pete 2 Silver badge

    Note to all staff

    The compliance system will be down tomorrow afternoon while it is being upgraded.

    Please refrain from making any illegal transactions during this time.

    Thanks in Advance

    1. Pete 2 Silver badge

      ... part deux

      As you may know, the upgrade we announced yesterday was completed much sooner than we expected.

      Would the following people please report to H.R. as soon as you see this note.

  5. Gene Cash Silver badge

    TWO WEEKS?

    Seriously? An important server gets wiped in 2 weeks? Without the consent of the rest of the staff?

    You can't chalk that one up to Christopher, no matter how lazy he was.

  6. ColinPa Silver badge

    Whoops we've let a murderer go free

    About 40 years ago I had to go on site in the US to assist with an upgrade to a city's computer. This was in the days before backup computers we used. It meant shutting the system down, and installing in place - which took an hour or so.

    At 2AM the system was shutdown and the upgrade done. We went home happy.

    Next morning there was a report saying that the police had stopped someone and wanted to check the FBI computer to see if the person was wanted. Because this occurred during our down time, the police could not get through, and the man was released.

    The next morning we heard about this, and found the man was wanted for several murders and other crimes - and the police had let him go,

    I learned about the need for available systems from this incident.

  7. l8gravely

    What kind of moron keeps backup system names the same?

    I'm a recovering CommVault user (not really, still have to use it) but having done multiple migrations of backup systems over the years, you *never* get rid of the old one or it's name until it's long past the "need to restore" date. In this case, going from DAT to DLT, along with new backup software would have required *zero* need to keep the backup server name the same.

    In fact, I would have set them up in parallel and run them in parallel for a bit, so I can make sure things are working. So there's some serious incompetence here in terms of management, along with the techie.

    Especially since CommVault is it's own special brand of special where you probably need a windows server, plus unix media agents to actually pull the data off things.

    So I call BS on this story...

    1. chivo243 Silver badge
      Pint

      Re: What kind of moron keeps backup system names the same?

      It's a story... embellished a bit... and from the freakin 90's when I started in this racket, and best practices were best effort.

      Unless this software used IP and HOSTNAME for some devious reason, I follow your reasoning. I remember installing some bit of software that required using IP and HOSTNAME in the licensing setup, and then subsequent client connections needed both as well to connect to the software instance.

    2. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

      Re: What kind of moron keeps backup system names the same?

      Your procedure is right, I recommend the same. Keep the old backup server with the tape. Complete package.

      But you calling BS on that story? I'd call you lucky for not meeting such stuff in the wild (yet).

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: What kind of moron keeps backup system names the same?

        Indeed. We have software with a license key tied to the processor serial number. Phone the vendor to get a new key if a machine dies and has to be replaced... Except they lost the ability to generate new keys a decade ago!

        1. OhForF' Silver badge

          Re: What kind of moron keeps backup system names the same?

          Are there virtual machine solutions that allow you to set the processor serial number? Asking for a friend ;)

  8. Marty McFly Silver badge
    Pint

    Meh, to backups before wiping....

    Previous employer had the SOP to simply hold on to the old hardware as-is, in perpetuity. Literally stacks of laptops from employees that departed years ago, just in case some legal issue came back to bite them. Some who were barely remembered because of a short tenure, the laptops practically new but now outdated.

    A closed office, RIF'd IT staff, instructions to pay for e-waste services, and much of that kit was re-purposed out the side door. E-waste company wanted $50 per device, so we saved the company money. No one was left around who had passwords to any of the systems, so everything had to be wiped anyway.

    Cheers to days of crappy inventory tracking!

  9. Csmy

    I remember working on a data migration using a couriered Zip drive in 1998 but a usb drive not sure?

  10. PRR Silver badge

    > SOP to simply hold on to the old hardware as-is, in perpetuity.

    That was my philosophy, if not my reality. A professor's old data was more valuable than his wallet (salaries were poor). It went to a locked cabinet in a locked room that only I went into.

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