As posted 4 months ago, verbatim.
Dear Microsoft.
Fuck off
Fuck off and keep fucking off until you reach escape velocity.
Don't stop fucking off for a single moment. Keep fucking off past Mars, the gas giants, then Neptune, Uranus and Pluto.
Stay with the fucking off theme as you leave, first the solar system, then the galactic arm
Fuck off right out of the whole galaxy, then the local cluster.
Keep on going, on and on until you reach the edge of the universe.
Then fuck off right out of our universe and take your tawdry, ad infested start menu with you.
AND DON'T COME BACK
Capiche?
Yours, with an almost indescribable amount of molten lava prejudice, laced with the contents of my septic tank.