back to article Tesla delays 'Robotaxi' event as Musk 'makes' design 'tweaks'

Tesla's Robotaxi reveal event is being postponed after company boss Elon Musk decided the front of the vehicle needs a tweak. The curtains were due to lift on August 8 but word reached us last week that a delay was initiated by the billionaire to give engineers more time to rework the vehicle. Musk confirmed this morning: " …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    88

    Musk just couldn't resist announcing something for release on 8/8

  2. Dinanziame Silver badge
    Meh

    I don't think anybody who has a clue takes seriously the idea that Tesla could launch a general service in which cars drive themselves without a human behind the wheel, this year or for a number of years from now. The most advanced system, Waymo, only works in a small number of cities, and they have humans ready to take remote control of the cars in case of problems. Getting rid of these emergency drivers is orders of magnitude more complicated than the massive work needed for Tesla to even catch up with Waymo.

    Knowing Musk's standard operating procedures, it's likely the "robotaxi" will be a taxi whose human driver is nicknamed "Robo".

    1. tony72

      There's no reason Tesla couldn't start off using remote safety drivers like Waymo while they work on improving it to the point where that's no longer needed. I haven't heard that mooted, but it would actually be a sensible way forward.

      However FSD reportedly currently manages a couple of hundred miles per intervention, while Waymo is at 17000, so Tesla have to improve by a couple of orders of magnitude even to get to that point, which could still take a few years.

      The caveat to that is the current FSD efforts are targeted at Hardware 3, because there are a lot of Tesla cars out there with Hardware 3, and there's no upgrade path, and they want to deliver FSD for those owners. However one would assume that with the putative robotaxi fleet, they would want to fully utilise Hardware 4, and that big step forward in compute power, and the more and better cameras and sensors, might significantly accelerate things.

      1. John Robson Silver badge

        "However FSD reportedly currently manages a couple of hundred miles per intervention, while Waymo is at 17000, so Tesla have to improve by a couple of orders of magnitude even to get to that point, which could still take a few years."

        One difference being the very limited areas of operation for Waymo - that combined with the variable tolerance of the supervising drivers make those two statistics very difficult to compare.

        1. tony72

          Good point, but it's what we've got for now; there just aren't a lot of autonomous vehicle fleets out there to compare to, much less standardised methods of comparing them. And it gives a measure of relative progress, even if the absolute numbers aren't comparable.

    2. MachDiamond Silver badge

      "Knowing Musk's standard operating procedures, it's likely the "robotaxi" will be a taxi whose human driver is nicknamed "Robo"."

      He'll name the service "Robo". You'll punch up a "Robo" taxi replete with driver.

    3. DS999 Silver badge

      Musk announcing something

      Doesn't mean its real. He announced the Tesla Semi in 2017 and they didn't ship the first batch to Pepsi (basically beta models) until a full five years later! They are still at least two years from mass production of that.

      Musk knows that with shipments falling and market share and profitability cratering he needs to throw a bone to the shareholders or they'll abandon ship. There needs to always be something on the horizon they can tell themselves justifies their faith in Musk and Tesla's stock.

      The lack of steering wheel and pedals doesn't mean anything. It'll still have to have a safety driver to prove itself to regulators in the places that allow driverless robotaxis. Those Waymo and Cruise robotaxis spend a long time doing so, Musk's will have to do the same even though I'm sure he'll whine mightily about being held to the same standard. They'll have safety drivers, equipped with some sort of emergency stop button, at least for a while.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: Musk announcing something

        "Doesn't mean its real. He announced the Tesla Semi in 2017 and they didn't ship the first batch to Pepsi (basically beta models) until a full five years later! They are still at least two years from mass production of that."

        In the mean time, every other prominent maker has electric models for sale. I was just watching Robert Llewellyn drive a Mercedes electric lorry around a track. Another company is re-making older trash trucks with electric drive since the chassis can be fine with a good power wash and paint. Even Nicola that was given up for dead is selling electric trucks.

  3. Empire of the Pussycat

    "...important design change to the front..."

    huge squishy buffer to help reduce injuries to the innocent victims it drives into?

    1. Valeyard

      Re: "...important design change to the front..."

      close, but it's adding extra spikes onto the bull bars

    2. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Re: "...important design change to the front..."

      Perhaps they discovered during testing that the front fell off.

    3. TangoDelta72
      Devil

      Re: "...important design change to the front..."

      Smithers, deploy the cow catcher.

    4. lglethal Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: "...important design change to the front..."

      Nah is to make the space for the hidden driver a bit more comfy...

    5. Alumoi Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: "...important design change to the front..."

      It's FONT not front! One tiny typo ...

    6. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

      Re: "...important design change to the front..."

      You've seen the Cyberdreck right?

  4. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

    Maybe its a redesign to stop raccoons confusing it with a dumpster and burning themselves while trying to break into it?

    https://cybernews.com/entertainment/raccoons-damage-cybertruck/

    1. DS999 Silver badge

      Let a bear at it

      They'd be through that thing about in about two seconds!

      1. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

        Re: Let a bear at it

        Probably a good job neither cybertrucks or bears are in the wild in the UK or I'd be getting into trouble dribbling honey through the panel gaps on Cyberdrecks

  5. abend0c4 Silver badge

    Aspire to reach body production in 2024

    I'd like to think they were intending to keep the number of bodies to a minimum.

  6. Fr. Ted Crilly Silver badge

    umm yeah...

    "Recall," he said aloud.

    "Recall what, sir or madam?" the robot driver of the cab inquired respectfully.

    "Do you have a phone book?" Quail demanded.

    "Certainly, sir or madam." A slot opened; from it slid a microtape phone book for Cook County.

    "It's spelled oddly," Quail said as he leafed through the pages of the yellow section. He felt fear, then; abiding fear. "Here it is," he said. "Take me there, to Rekal, Incorporated. I've changed my mind; I don't want to go home."

    "Yes, sir or madam, as the case may be," the driver said. A moment later the cab was zipping back in the opposite direction...

  7. mark l 2 Silver badge

    As for the idea of you being able to rent out your own private Tesla to become part of a fleet of robotaxis, i doubt many people are going to bother with that for very long.

    My father did taxi driving with the family car when i was younger and people don't respect the interior of a taxi, you find left behind litter, cigarette burns, spilled food and drink and on some occasions bodily fluids from those who couldn't be bothered to wait to find a bathroom. And that was with a meat bag driver sat there in the car with the passenger, it would be even worse if people are there unsupervised in a self driving car.

    And then there is how all those the extra miles that using it for a taxi will affect your resale value when you come to sell it. Plus the wear and tear on the tires, battery, brakes etc which is costing you more money every time you come to get it serviced. And no doubt your insurance premiums will increase once they find out your using it for a taxi as its more likely to be involved in an accident.

    Still its more vapourware to keep the cult of Musk happy and keep that share price at a ridiculous price.

    1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

      And your insurance premium will change as soon as the insurers find out you're using the vehicle commercially. Or void it, if you don't tell them.

      1. Like a badger

        To make it work, Tesluber would need to provide full insurance cover as part of the package to entice owners to sign up - don't forget that it's the driver that's insured, not the vehicle as such. I also suspect they'd offer a reduced lease cost for taxi participation, rather than trying to tempt "owners" to sign up in return for cash.

        Even then, people would have to be mad letting their car piss of on its own to offer joyrides to lord knows whom. Imagine coming out of your house in the morning, and finding that your car smells of ciggies and/or weed, is full of rubbish, has feet marks on the dash, and a damp carpet. And maybe a body in the boot.

        But, but, but, I glibly say "have to be mad", yet many Tesla drivers earnestly believe that the sun shines out of Elon's arse; Look at the morons queueing up to throw a hundred k in order to be the possessor of a Twattruck. What's the chances that the Tesla users in general are so brainwashed, or simply lacking critical faculties they they'd see letting Tesluber use their car as a great idea?

        1. abend0c4 Silver badge

          don't forget that it's the driver that's insured, not the vehicle

          That's not universal. Though I'd be interested to know of anywhere that didn't distinguish between private and commercial use.

    2. Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese Silver badge

      So many things to factor in....wear & tear, depreciation on the vehicle due to the extra miles, costs incurred to undo peoples' lack of respect, extra insurance premiums, Tesla's cut of the rental fee, electricity to recharge it after a day of being pimped out....I was going to add in income tax but after everything else is taken into consideration I'm beginning to doubt if you'd turn much (if any) of a profit.

    3. MachDiamond Silver badge

      "And no doubt your insurance premiums will increase once they find out your using it for a taxi as its more likely to be involved in an accident."

      Insurance companies already list Uber and Lyft by name as prohibited uses with bog standard personal insurance. Many of those drivers also aren't licensed to transport passengers in the places that require a special endorsement for that. With a proper taxi, many locales require that the driver's license is displayed within view of a passenger.

      1. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

        Indeed. As usual, "disruptive" means "illegal, but we're hoping to get away with it long enough to cash out".

  8. xyz Silver badge

    Maybe....

    They're adding a big, flashing, pink cock to the roof so you see it coming (no pun).

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Maybe....

      Ah, so a picture of Elon?

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  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Musk while Rome burns

    Musk can't resist tinkering to show he's the guy in charge

    I'm sure he was happy last time they showed him the design but this way we mere outsiders can be sure he's got a big appendage.

    Anyone mentioned that episode of the Simpsons yet?

  11. DenTheMan

    View from the Front

    Just another Musk Front?

    Soft on the ware.

  12. spold Silver badge

    >>> lack a steering wheel or pedals

    ....so just a sign saying in case of emergency please contact customer support on.... or, in case of emergency break glass?

  13. trevorde Silver badge

    Where the smart money is

    Shorting Tesla stock

  14. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

    good too see morons continue to wasting their lives driving and driving....

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Robo cab

    Some out of work actor wearing an Optimus Tesla Bot costume, driving a Tesla.

    Yawn.

  16. Doctor Evil

    Interpreting Muskie to English ...

    "Musk confirmed this morning: 'Requested what I think is an important design change to the front, and extra time allows us to show off a few other things.'"

    So, not quite ready for prime time yet.

    1. graeme leggett Silver badge

      Re: Interpreting Muskie to English ...

      If, when it's shown off,

      it receives opprobrium, Tesla say "we haven't completed the design changes yet".

      it receives acclamation Tesla say "this is how we intended to be"

      And the adoration of the Musk fanboys will be unconfined

  17. Groo The Wanderer Silver badge

    "We just need to rework the self-driving a little. A ninth rewrite should do it..."

  18. Dr Sendy

    Did he give in and stick a camera in the bumper?

    For his next trick he can figure out how to replace every model Y HW4 with a new bumper with a camera too thanks.

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