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Kraken, one of the largest cryptocurrency exchanges in the world, has accused a trio of security researchers of discovering a critical bug, expoliting it to steal millions in digital cash, then using stolen funds to extort the exchange for more. The exchange wrote about the issue yesterday, saying the exploit allowed some …

  1. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
    Mushroom

    A modest proposal

    Take everyone from both companies, lock them in a cargo container, set the interior on fire and then sink it into the depths of the Marianas Trench. I will admit the middle step is somewhat gratuitous, but sometimes restraint is not called for.

    1. David 132 Silver badge
      Happy

      Re: A modest proposal

      …and as a final twist of the knife, sell NFTs depicting the deed?

    2. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: A modest proposal

      FOUR! FOUR butthurt crypto bros! HA HA HA HA!

  2. DS999 Silver badge

    So scammers scammed Kraken before they were able to scam their customers?

    Crypto is a scam, everywhere and always. But scammers hate when they get beat in their own game.

    No sympathy for anyone involved here, but I would consider the above suggestion as a good way of dealing with the situation.

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