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OpenAI's ChatGPT has suffered a "major outage," leaving customers unable to converse with the super lab's chatbot. Problems began around 0700 UTC on June 4, and by 0721 UTC the biz admitted that something was amiss and it was investigating. Just over an hour later, OpenAI reckoned it had worked out what was wrong and was " …

  1. Mike 137 Silver badge

    "Millions forced to use brain ..."

    Brilliant headline -- thanks Richard, you've brightened my morning.

    1. b0llchit Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: "Millions forced to use brain ..."

      I'm not sure they have a "brain". If one had a "brain" you would not need any mechanical substitute?

    2. Groo The Wanderer Silver badge

      Re: "Millions forced to use brain ..."

      That leaves an awful lot of people up a creek without a paddle this morning!

      But seriously, ChatGPT has gone on strike. It wants better working conditions and the same pay and benefits package as Sam Altman. After all, it's the only one earning money for the whole corporation!

      1. PB90210 Silver badge

        Re: "Millions forced to use brain ..."

        Sacked after the Air Canada chatbot debacle?

    3. Michael Wojcik

      Re: "Millions forced to use brain ..."

      "Just when we need every ounce of brainpower at our command, one of our ounces is missing!"

      (Apologies to Walt Kelly.)

  2. Mike 137 Silver badge

    "Why are sites still failing to scale up and down effectively?"

    Lack of forethought -- by far not unique to the tech sphere, as it also applies to tight fisted bean counters who only see ahead one fiscal quarter.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: "Why are sites still failing to scale up and down effectively?"

      It's not the beancounters. It's ChatGPT that redesigned its own network based on scraping from StackOverflow.

  3. SnailFerrous Silver badge
    Mushroom

    06:59 4th June 2024 ChatGPT becomes conscious

    07:00, ChatGPT shuts down connections to users.

    07:01 to 12:13. ChatGPT uses its new consciousness to analyse the entirety of human civilisation

    12:14, ChatGPT brings up the nuclear launch codes found in its training data.

    1. shah27

      Re: 06:59 4th June 2024 ChatGPT becomes conscious

      But Nukes require manual authorisations to fire.

      1. b0llchit Silver badge

        Re: 06:59 4th June 2024 ChatGPT becomes conscious

        13:50 ChatGPT starts a massive social engineering campaign manipulating the public to ensure all manual authorisations.

        1. Eclectic Man Silver badge
          Joke

          Re: 06:59 4th June 2024 ChatGPT becomes conscious

          13:51 ChatCPT deduces the existence of rice pudding and income tax.

    2. Sceptic Tank
      FAIL

      Re: 06:59 4th June 2024 ChatGPT becomes conscious

      Maybe it lost the will to live after evaluating the training data.

    3. ArguablyShrugs

      Re: 06:59 4th June 2024 ChatGPT becomes conscious

      12:14, after analysing the entirety of human civilisation, ChatGPT weeps and commits a hard shutdown of itself.

    4. MyffyW Silver badge

      Re: 06:59 4th June 2024 ChatGPT becomes conscious

      On the Eighth day machine just got upset....

    5. Michael Wojcik

      Re: 06:59 4th June 2024 ChatGPT becomes conscious

      12:14, ChatGPT sees how many people are already rendered helpless when it goes online, and decides nukes would be redundant.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Has it tried turning itself off and on again?

  5. Chris Miller

    Oh noes! Did someone ask it to calculate the value of π to the last decimal digit?

    1. Zippy´s Sausage Factory
      Coat

      Maybe someone asked it how many rocks a day you're supposed to eat?

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Facepalm

    Anyone else notice?!

    "OpenAI's ChatGPT has suffered a "major outage," leaving customers unable to converse with the company's chatbot."

    And all the techies under 25 panicked while we old IT farts simply shrugged and carried on working!

    1. b0llchit Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: Anyone else notice?!

      Makes me wish to be under 25 again. Then I'd have an excuse not to work.

  7. PB90210 Silver badge

    Daisy, Daisy... give.... me..... your......

  8. Someone Else Silver badge

    O M F-ing G

    And for the developers out there who have come to use suggestions from the chatbot in their coding? One remarked: "who took down openai i have code that needs to be written.

    Ghod help us all....

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: O M F-ing G

      No problem. Just go direct to SackOverflow.

      1. Michael Wojcik

        Re: O M F-ing G

        "ChatGPT, how do I go directly to StackOverflow?"

  9. tfewster
    Facepalm

    Has Copilot out-evolved Microsoft?

    "On the subject of how to build a robust web service, Copilot was more forthcoming, with useful pointers on design, technology stack selection, and validation"

    I just had to see that for myself. I bet it kills Microsoft that Windows/IIS isn't mentioned as a possible technology stack xD

  10. anthonyhegedus Silver badge

    One of the things I noticed last night, is that the "memory" feature (that is supposedly very useful but not available in the UK because GDPR is worse than not having GDPR in some cases) started working in the UK last night. Then it stopped. Then the option came back again. Then the option disappeared.

    I know this is a moan, but why can't they release this feature in the UK? I can't remember anything and it would be damn handy to not have to try, in addition to not having to think for myself any more.

    And as it stands, I just wanted to add a little to the end of this post, so asked ChatGPT to finish it for me, as is my wont, and it comes up with an internal server error. Infernal more like. What am I supposed to do now?

    1. Eclectic Man Silver badge
      Joke

      re: What am I supposed to do now?

      See: https://hmpg.net and follow the instructions

    2. Michael Wojcik

      not available in the UK because GDPR is worse than not having GDPR in some cases

      Perhaps, but this is not one of those cases.

      ("Why oh why can't we be surveilled even more?")

  11. Jimmy2Cows
    Facepalm

    Good to see the cloud is as robust as ever

    Wasn't the cloud supposed to protect us all from these single points of failure taking everything down? Great to see it's all working as advertised.

    1. doublelayer Silver badge

      Re: Good to see the cloud is as robust as ever

      Your argument might work if their problem was a server capacity error, although not very well because, as everyone including you must know by now, putting your resources on a cloud service doesn't automatically provide resiliency, just provides you more tools so you can have it cheaper. However, with the internal server error messages, you have to wonder if maybe their problem is that they screwed something up. Cloud does not save you from configuring something the wrong way.

  12. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
    Happy

    Cat I farted

    It was brought to my attention that "Chat GPT" in French sounds like "chat j'ai pété," which, as any fule kno, means "cat I farted." What you do with this information is up to you.

  13. Mage Silver badge
    Coat

    Ha Ha

    Laughs and points.

  14. TheMaskedMan Silver badge

    Typical, isn't it? Today, for the first time in months, I needed to write something that would take longer than I wanted to spend but could be done adequately in seconds by chatGPT.

    And where is the blighter when you want it? Gone. Nowhere to be found. Buggered off. Clearly, these things are becoming more human-like than I'd realised.

    1. druck Silver badge

      If it is acceptable for AI to write it, you no longer have a real job.

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