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Windows Recall has been coaxed into life on a computer lacking the AI hardware shown off by Microsoft at its recent unveiling event. Windows Recall is Microsoft's latest attempt to persuade users that they really need to upgrade their hardware to take advantage of local AI magic. It stores a snapshot of the user's screen every …

  1. karlkarl Silver badge

    > Microsoft's Recall preview doesn't need a Copilot+ PC to run

    Surely this is a bad thing.

    Otherwise we could have just taken the "AI" chip out and Microsoft's naff Recall gimmick would disable itself. Now we will need to faff more to disable this cruft.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      "we will need to faff more to disable this cruft"

      Nothing a big enough hammer won't fix. Possibly something that nothing but a big enough hammer would fix.

    2. Roland6 Silver badge

      > Microsoft's Recall preview doesn't need a Copilot+ PC to run

      That’s to be expected, only need to look at W11…

      Ms need it to run on non Copilot+ PCs, firstly to develop it and secondly to build initial user base.

      Once there is sufficient standardisation of coprocessor technology and user lock-in, expect MS to announce a version of Windows that requires the new specification hardware.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        build initial user base.

        Will that be one or will they manage two gullible lusers?

        1. jmch Silver badge

          Re: build initial user base.

          "Will that be one or will they manage two gullible lusers?"

          Doesn't require gullibility. Any and every punter who buys a non-Mac desktop/laptop will by default get Windows, most probably without even knowing about this abomination. Those of them who work out how to use the feature will no doubt be excited by the magic rather than bothered by the privacy implications of 'how does it actually work'?

          And anyone who gets a PC at work will also get it by default if MS manage to sell corporate IT on the benefits (to the corporation, of course) of having that data available

    3. Steve Channell
      Facepalm

      back to the future?

      Anybody who ever used Microsoft Outlook Journal will find this feature somewhat familiar if a little sad in its sheer stupidity of the technology.

      Journal used to look at applications you were using and what files were open and record basic information - it wasn't very useful, but didn't use much power to process. Recall could reinvigorate Journal applying AI to what you're working on, but instead uses daft technology. The idea of taking a screen print of a document, and using AI to convert back to text is so stupid, you'd only do it for a demo.

      1. The Man Who Fell To Earth Silver badge
        Black Helicopters

        Re: back to the future?

        "The idea of taking a screen print of a document, and using AI to convert back to text is so stupid, you'd only do it for a demo."

        Sometimes one has to wonder if anyone at Microsoft actually uses any Microsoft OS's or Applications.

  2. Paul Crawford Silver badge
    Linux

    Thankfully not a problem for me...

  3. DJO Silver badge

    No

    No, no and a million times no. My PC is organised, if I know what I'm looking for I know where to look. If I don't know what I'm looking for no amount of AI indexing is going to help me.

    If some people find it useful then fine but it shouldn't be enabled by default and ideally it should be in a module you can choose to install or not and can be cleanly uninstalled if it turns out to be not wanted.

    1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

      Re: No

      Agreed.

      And, for the times I really can't remember where I stored a file, Everything(*) has me covered.

      Don't need no pseudo-AI bullshit.

      * : no, I don't have any shares - I just like how it works instantly the way Windows Search never has and still doesn't

      1. ITMA Silver badge
        Devil

        Re: No

        If staff are so disorganised that they can't find things, then you have a far more serious problem than this shite can fix.

        Besides, if the day ever comes when I need Microsoft's AI shite to find things for me is the day I book myself into one of those clinics in Switzerland.

      2. Blogitus Maximus

        Re: No

        I remain surprised that M$ still haven't bought 'Everything' or tried to rip it off.

      3. Plest Silver badge
        Happy

        Re: No

        If I can't remember where I put it then it probably wasn't that important anyway. I once lost 2TB of historical photos and documents, you get angry for the first hour and then you start to calm down and "ce la vie" I guess!

        1. ITMA Silver badge
          Devil

          Re: No

          And where was this 2TB of photos and docs stored?

          On a local drive or NAS box? Or "in the cloud"?

          And did you lose them because you couldn't find them in your "online" storage (local or cloud) or because you couldn't find the physical device? Like that guy who claims to have lost millions in bitcoin because he throw the HD with his digital wallet on containing the bitcoin out - literally.

          https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-55658942

    2. zimzam

      Re: No

      I think they really have lost the plot with this stuff. They've convinced themselves that people will buy completely new hardware for this, but why? An average user or procurement manager is going to say to themselves "I can use this to search things I've done before? What, like a website I've been to? That's what browser history is for." Who is spending hundreds of monies on new hardware for the possibility of saving a few seconds, if the thing works like it's supposed to?

      1. Dimmer Silver badge

        Re: No

        "They've convinced themselves that people will buy completely new hardware for this"

        They know we will have to upgrade to stay in compliance with gov, pci ... etc mandates. How about writing software that does not have as many bugs? Oh, that's right, Micro$oft needs to make money.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: No

      Recall came up in a conversation with co-workers today. The general consensus had several unrepeatable words before the "no".

      I've been using only Linux (or SWMBO's MacOs) since XP went EOL. Several of my co-workers are starting to see the advantages...

    4. Dave 126 Silver badge

      Re: No

      How do organise your files?

      https://m.xkcd.com/1360/

    5. ThatOne Silver badge
      Devil

      Re: No

      > My PC is organised, if I know what I'm looking for I know where to look.

      It's not all about you... They, the ones who matter, don't necessarily know what to look for, so they need indexing and keyword extraction and easily searchable metadata databases, so they can format and sell that information.

  4. Tron Silver badge

    How much HDD space does this pointless crap use up?

    Not that I would ever use it. Purely out of interest.

    1. breakfast

      Re: How much HDD space does this pointless crap use up?

      They ask to reserve 256Gb IIRC. Certainly enough that you could do a vast amount of useful stuff with it if Microsoft hadn't decided it should be jammed full of useless bullshit nobody on the planet wants.

      Also it's apparently storing it locally using SQLite so... not ideal for people who like security: https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/112492445214914228

      1. Ken Hagan Gold badge

        Re: How much HDD space does this pointless crap use up?

        What happens if you offer it 0GB instead, or set a "no access" DACL on the directory?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: How much HDD space does this pointless crap use up?

          Then Windows has to send it over the internet to Redmond, obviously. /s

        2. ThatOne Silver badge
          Devil

          Re: How much HDD space does this pointless crap use up?

          > What happens if you offer it 0GB instead

          I don't think anybody will ask you. Don't forget that Microsoft's modus operandi is "Don't you worry your pretty little head about this, we know what's best for you, so bend over and shut up."

        3. Dimmer Silver badge

          Re: How much HDD space does this pointless crap use up?

          "no access"

          Tried, It changes it back on the next update

      2. Tron Silver badge

        Re: How much HDD space does this pointless crap use up?

        Well, I have less than 256Gb spare on my HDD.

        1. NLCSGRV

          Re: How much HDD space does this pointless crap use up?

          > Well, I have less than 256Gb spare on my HDD.

          I'm sure Recall will happily use all of what you do have free.

      3. that one in the corner Silver badge

        Re: How much HDD space does this pointless crap use up?

        > using SQLite so... not ideal for people who like security

        Just to point out, using SQLite does not necessarily mean it isn't secure; you can add security and encryption into SQLite, if that is appropriate to your use-case - and you can be bothered to do so[1]. Otherwise, using SQLite is precisely as secure as using Excel, Word, Libre Office or any of the other programs that Recall is effectively spying on.

        I note that blog does not say which users can access the database: there is obviously nothing wrong with being able to access the log of your own interactions, it is only an issue if other users can. If it is capturing passwords (and demonstrably so, other than as a row of asterisks in all the screenshots it is taking), that makes it more desirable to keep others out, so access control is a Good Thing.

        [1] clearly MS isn't bovvered

        1. david 12 Silver badge

          Re: How much HDD space does this pointless crap use up?

          Maybe not very much. For comparison:

          At its core, Rewind builds upon Scribe, a meeting-recording bot with a user base of 30,000. It's not just a handy app; it’s a surveillance system for your memories, cataloguing every word and visual you encounter. Thanks to Apple’s hardware magic, Rewind can shrink 10.5GB of raw data to a svelte 2.8MB, meaning even the tiniest MacBook hard drive can hoard years of your digital life.

  5. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    What ?

    "Microsoft has in the past been criticized for releasing software with artificially inflated requirements "

    That may be true of its applications, but as far as Windows is concerned, Redmond has systematically deflated the requirements.

    Windows 7 on 8 GB of RAM ? No. You need 16GB to function, 32GB to be comfortable.

    Unless, of course, you haven't got the faintest idea of how a computer works and are content with a snail's pace and massive disk swapping.

    1. J. Cook Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: What ?

      "...and massive disk swapping."

      I wacky-parsed that as "d*ck slapping"; Clearly, I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

      1. Paul Crawford Silver badge
        Gimp

        Re: What ?

        I wacky-parsed that as "d*ck slapping"

        You have realised the true purpose of The Internet - pr0n, and now AI generated pr0n....

        1. J. Cook Silver badge
          Joke

          Re: What ?

          No, no AI porn; there's enough porn with people in impossible positions already...

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            @J. Cook - Re: What ?

            Just asking, do you have an URL that I can transmit to a good old friend of mine ?

  6. Andy Non Silver badge
    FAIL

    As far as I'm concerned

    any computer with Recall on it, has spyware installed and I'll never buy such a computer.

  7. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    "It's surprisingly good even on something this low spec."

    For some dubious values of "good".

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Solving a problem that does not exist .... yet again !!!

    This is nothing more than a Beta-test program for yet more 'CoPilot' cruft !!!

    Get 100,000s of people to test the CoPilot crud and send the metrics etc back to the MS Mothership.

    I do not need an AI front-end .... I need an OS that works properly, is usable and has a UI that is consistent in design and functionality.

    CoPilot is an attempt to work around the 'Horror' that is Windows 11 without actually fixing anything !!!

    Once again I will repeat .... IT IS NOT AI (BY ANY MEASURE) .... IT IS CLEVER PATTERN MATCHING WITH A LESSER VERSION OF 'CLEVER' !!!

    FFS, please kill this off before it is too late !!!

    :)

    1. Ken Hagan Gold badge

      Re: Solving a problem that does not exist .... yet again !!!

      "FFS, please kill this off before it is too late !!!"

      Presumably MS have reasoned that since the information is stored on your computer, it isn't a privacy breach. Well, perhaps it isn't one that will land MS in court.

      However, for anyone who deals with legally privileged info, or medical records, or market-sensitive information, it turns the end-user into such a big target that it becomes criminally negligent to use a Windows PC in such an environment.

      I'll let the corporate risk management folks take it from here.

    2. Plest Silver badge

      Re: Solving a problem that does not exist .... yet again !!!

      Kill it, you're joking right? I have visions of the PR market-O-droids at MS literally sitting at their desks having orgasm after orgasm about the petabytes of anonymised data they're about to get for free of the suckers too stupid to switch this shit off from day one.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Obligatory

    Year of the linux desktop?

    1. Excused Boots Bronze badge

      Re: Obligatory

      "Year of the linux desktop?”

      Again?

      But it does strike me that ‘Recall’ officially requires a certain level of hardware to run, unless you fancy hacking it, which only a tiny proportion of people will do, yes?

      Corporate enterprise customers are quite sensitive about their ‘stuff’ leaking out - yes?

      Conclusion - absolutely DO NOT purchase new ‘Copilot capable’ hardware and keep what you already have running for as long as you can. Seriously consider Macs if you can. Bad news for Dell and HP. Sucks to be them!

      1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

        Re: Obligatory

        WHy would anyone care about Dell or HP, they would only give their ceo more millions in bonuses... its not like they are saving the whales.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Great news for hackers

    Hackers won't even have to persude you to give them your banking details any more. Just ring you up claiming to be Microsoft, install something on your PC then browse back through all your banking screens, private emails etc. at their leisure.

    There is no way in hell I'm going to leave this activated on my PC. One more nail in the coffin for Windows, definitely time to look into Linux instead.

    1. NLCSGRV

      Re: Great news for hackers

      Now that Poettering works for Microsoft, perhaps they'll send him back to Linuxland undercover, to modify his monstrous systemd so that it will then sport the Recall "feature" inextricably merged into the OS?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Great news for hackers

      Working from home could also be a problem if you Remote Desktop into work to look at confidential information, your home PC will be taking regular copies.

  11. Cmdr Bugbear

    Password safe killer?

    So i take it this means I need to migrate my passwords to a pen and paper notepad in my pocket - I really don't want there to be photos of my passwords being stored in an uncontrolled manner.

    1. Plest Silver badge

      Re: Password safe killer?

      This is thing that only techies realise, not eveything works by simply moving secrets around in the backgrouns, sometimes you have to literally show the password on screen, copy it and paste it into the app. This Recall shite will getting lots and lots passwords captured in people's stores.

      Pound-to-a-penny the malware writers are already working on ways to crack this wide open and start blackmailing people over their love of Japanese less able-bodied pr0n, loads of passwords or those secret chats people are having with their bit on the side.

  12. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

    What is the point ?

    WHy would you want to search and look at your computer screen again ?

    What exactly could you possibly find ?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      You mean you've never found that one stunning 5 minute pr0n clip and was gutted you never kept the UR....never mind, never been an issue, Forget I mentioned it.

      1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

        Lets be honest, hteres no ppoint wasting hours looking back at your screen to "find" something, you might as well just do the work again and be done in a few moments.

  13. julian_n

    I can see some politicians seeing this as a fix for the E2E issue - first store the snapshots in OneDrive then give the usual suspects the right to access them.

  14. Plest Silver badge
    Mushroom

    STOP HOARDING!

    I don't give a flying monkey's wotnot how low spec you can run MS Recall, if that piece of shit comes near my machines I'm unlocking the gun cabinet!

    This incessant need to keep every tiny byte of data, it's the equivalent of sticking stuff in the spare and promising that you'll go in one day and sort it out. 15 years later you're moving house and have to hire a skip to get rid of all the crap you hoarded. You keep 15 revisions of an Excel sheet, it's like those sad loonies who die after the 30 years of newspapers they hoarded, suddenly fall on them and they lie there for 2 days until the poor sods die. Don't hoard.

    If it's important keep it, if in doubt then bin it! Well that's usually how arguments start with my missus when I go to do the yearly spare room cleanup!

    1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

      Re: STOP HOARDING!

      oh yes the true american hero and his gun...where are you when theres a gun massacre ... hiding like a coward... where are you defending ukraine on the ground... no where...at least britain n france stood up to hitler on day one...

  15. Locomotion69 Bronze badge

    Please provide with a list of hardware capable of running Recall.

    Using that, I will

    (1) identify hardware that is capable of running Recall

    (2) get rid of all hardware satisfying step (1).

    Working with confidential "for my eyes only" information requires NO Recall present anywhere near me.

    Not on my PC. Not on my Phone. Not in my IoT smart home (if I would have that).

    Please Microsoft, how hard is it to understand that ??

  16. Snowy Silver badge
    Coat

    Just because you could doesn't mean you should

    A very appt description of Recall.

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