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Drenched in British spring rain, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak called an election yesterday, surprising colleagues and commentators. And if opinion polls are anything to go by he will lose and leave behind a tech legacy which is patchy at best. Perhaps the intentions were good to begin with. Sunak took power after his uncontested …

  1. RegGuy1

    Disappointing

    It's all very disappointing. No one -- no one -- is even talking about the damage brexit has done. We have to suck it up because the votes of racists is so important to both main parties. With no one addressing the elephant in the room, what's the point?

    1. IGotOut Silver badge

      Re: Disappointing

      But think of all the billions of Pounds extra the NHS is getting because we left....oh wait.

      Throw in the fact in the next 10 - 20 years the majority of those that voted for the lie will be dead.

      1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

        Re: Disappointing

        Most of the monies probably sucked by private sector adding huge mark ups to what they charge the tax payer for.

      2. katrinab Silver badge

        Re: Disappointing

        If you look at referendum voters who are still alive, it is pretty close to 50:50 leave/remain now, and it will flip to majority remain later this year.

        That doesn't take into consideration 18-25 year-olds who were too young to vote at the time, or people who have changed their minds since the vote.

        1. Lomax
          Go

          Re: Disappointing

          I assume this is based on how people voted at the time, because a very clear majority is already in favour of rejoining:

          The YouGov polling showed that 57% of Britons would now support joining the single market even if that meant the resumption of the free movement of people, a policy which led to millions of families and workers moving to Britain during the country's membership.

          One in five people opposed it.

          Support for joining the single market, which also guarantees the free movement of goods and services, was divided along political lines.

          For those respondents who voted to leave the EU and who would back the opposition Labour Party in an election tomorrow, 53% support single market membership, with 31% opposed.

          For those who voted for Brexit and intend to vote for the governing Conservatives, only 29% would support a return to the single market, with 54% opposed.

          https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/majority-britons-support-rejoining-eu-single-market-poll-2023-11-29/

          It's true that only five of the seventeen people who intend to vote for the Conservatives on July 4th are in favour of rejoining - but of the fourteen who are against twelve are cabinet members...

          1. katrinab Silver badge
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            Re: Disappointing

            Yes, based on how people voted at the time. Not taking account of people who changed their minds.

          2. R Soul Silver badge

            Re: Disappointing

            Are yousure as many as seventeen people intend to vote for the Conservatives on July 4th? Seems a bit on the high side to me.

            1. Rikki Tikki
              Pint

              Re: Disappointing

              If you want to up that estimate by 1 vote, I can allocate my overseas proxy to any Reg reader who happens to reside in Maidstone. Of course, if the Tories were to lose Maidstone & the Weald, they'd only have about 3 seats left.

              Serious enquiries only, please.

              1. katrinab Silver badge
                Coat

                Re: Disappointing

                Electoral Calculus gives Labour a 63% chance of winning Maidstone and Malling (new boundary)

          3. W.S.Gosset Silver badge

            Re: Disappointing

            You (& the survey) are muddling the EEC with the EU.

            The EEC was beneficial.* The EU is detrimental.

            --

            * On a nett basis, historically. It does have two-edged swords which cut both ways.

            1. Rich 11

              Re: Disappointing

              You (& the survey) are muddling the EEC with the EU.

              No. No, they're not. You are somewhat behind the times.

              Wait! Are you Jacob Rees-Mogg?

              1. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                My pencil did just leap off the desk so it's possible he is Jacob

              2. W.S.Gosset Silver badge

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                >>You (& the survey) are muddling the EEC with the EU.

                >No. No, they're not. You are somewhat behind the times.

                Yes. Yes, they are. You are somewhat befuddled.

            2. gandalfcn Silver badge

              Re: Disappointing

              The EU is detrimental only according to Gammon and weirdos.

              1. Alan Brown Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                History will show that Britain was bad for the EU

                It's already becoming obvious that there are a lot of Brexit benefits accruing to various parties - but not to Britain

                It'll be a long time before Britain can reenter the EU, even if there was a 100% referendum tomorrow. Copenhagen Criteria are going to be particularly jarring to the establishment - especially the (currently unelected) House of Lords and will take a long time to enact because of the entrenched resistance to change

        2. phuzz Silver badge

          Re: Disappointing

          I can't find the article now, but if you combine the "old Leave voters dying" and "young people reaching voting age", then the tip-over point was several years ago.

          (ignoring actual voter turnout rates)

          1. katrinab Silver badge
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            Yes indeed. I am ignoring "young people reaching voting age", which is why my tip-over point happens later this year.

        3. Jedit Silver badge
          Headmaster

          "If you look at referendum voters who are still alive"

          As you say: if you also account for people born after June 1998 entering the electorate, polling shows that we actually flipped to majority Remain before we even officially left the EU.

          1. Alan Brown Silver badge

            Re: "If you look at referendum voters who are still alive"

            This is why I say that those most affected by Brexit weren't able to vote and will be the ones making end of life care decisions for those who mostly voted for Brexit

            Seriously alienating your (grand)children is a bad idea

    2. Khaptain Silver badge

      Re: Disappointing

      BREXIT was 8 years ago, it's time to grow up and live with what you have got, move forward and build the the future you want instead of living in a bygone age of nostalgia.

      1. Michael Strorm Silver badge

        Re: Disappointing

        Brexiteers were warned at the time that it would suck the air out of the room for years to come.

        Of course, they ignored that, assumed Brexit would be "done" over a wet weekend in 2018, and complained anyway when it wasn't.

        1. Ken G Silver badge
          Holmes

          Re: Disappointing

          It took 'til 2019 but it's over, all done.

          And it wasn't as bad as expected (like Y2K) because (like Y2K) of years of frantic effort to get the structures and planning in place.

          The all Ireland economy wasn't harmed, Northern Ireland didn't go up in flames, the EU didn't collapse, people are still buying German cars.

          1. gandalfcn Silver badge

            Re: Disappointing

            The all Ireland economy wasn't harmed because Northern Ireland is to all intents still in the EU.

            "t took 'til 2019 but it's over, all done." So why is Northern Ireland to all intents still in the EU and we are still trying to sort rules and procedures?

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Disappointing

            And our exports to the EU are now notably higher than they were in 2015 (inflation adjusted) as are our imports from the EU. Turns out the Chicken Little projections of the Remain camp were incorrect, and although having a border certainly does impose some minor trade friction, it hasn't really made that much of a difference.

            But it was worth voting Leave just to see the ageist, racist* apoplexy of the illiberal remoaners.

            * Apparently we're all fat, angry, low-intellect, red faced and red necked National Front supporting gammons. Believe what Guardianista myths you want.

      2. Headley_Grange Silver badge

        Re: Disappointing

        @Khaptain - you're right, but Brexit still shapes policy to a huge extent. The mere mention of talking to Europe about trade deals, shared food standards, allowing young people free travel and so on is enough to send Brexiters apoplectic and they won't vote for any party that suggests a closer relationship with Europe. Our first-past-the-post system gives undue weight to their views (or, indeed, any extreme or populist views - that's why we had the referendum) and any party that suggested closer ties with Europe risks a wipeout in enough constituencies to lose them the election.

        1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

          Re: Disappointing

          "young people" - why not everyone? This ageist culture needs to die off.

          1. Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

            Re: Disappointing

            Because the aged don't have to live with the consequences of their mistakes.

            1. LybsterRoy Silver badge

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              As with any among the living the aged have to live with mistakes from all age groups. We just have the benefit of dying a bit sooner and escaping the almighty cock-ups the young are currently making.

              1. 42656e4d203239 Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                >>We just have the benefit of dying a bit sooner

                The speed of that death being directly proportional to your wealth...

              2. gandalfcn Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                We just have the benefit of dying a bit sooner and escaping the almighty cock-ups those in power, the older people, are currently making.

              3. juice

                Re: Disappointing

                > We just have the benefit of dying a bit sooner and escaping the almighty cock-ups the young are currently making.

                Which cockups would those be?

                In the UK, the average age in Rishi's cabinet is/was 52; the youngest member is/was 38 [*].

                While in the USA, the average senator age is around 60.

                From my lofty position in my 40s, I've no doubt that the young are capable of making some impressive cockups, but at the same time, their political powers are distinctly limited.

                https://news.sky.com/story/new-pm-ten-education-secretaries-in-10-years-and-a-lot-less-diverse-eight-facts-about-rishi-sunaks-cabinet-12730425

                https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/01/30/house-gets-younger-senate-gets-older-a-look-at-the-age-and-generation-of-lawmakers-in-the-118th-congress/

                [*] I know there's been more reshuffles than hot dinners of late, but I CBA coming up with a figure for the current lineup, seeing as it'll likely change before too long

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          2. gandalfcn Silver badge

            Re: Disappointing

            Stating facts isn't ageist.

        2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: Disappointing

          "any party that suggested closer ties with Europe risks a wipeout in enough constituencies to lose them the election"

          Is that really so? I wonder what proportion of the population still thinks it was a good idea. The reality is that Labour was too timid to challenge it and for the current Conservative party it would be a massive mea culpa.

          1. Felonmarmer Silver badge

            Re: Disappointing

            It's the people who haven't changed their minds that is key (look at the ratio of up/down voting on these pages for a rough idea), and they never will. So this minority will vote for any party that encourages their thinking pretty much regardless of any other issue.

            First Past the Post means that this small group of single issue voters can tip voting in a lot of seats one way or another much more easily (or so the politicians and pollsters believe) than people with a broader range of issues and they are more motivated to get out and vote also.

            That's the belief anyway, we can only wait and see on July 5th if that translates to actual votes, but no party wants to risk it.

            And for the people saying it was 8 years ago, forget it, would they do the same if it went the other way by the same margin. When it looked like it was going against, Farage came out and said it's not over and they would push for a another referendum until they got their way.

            1. 42656e4d203239 Silver badge

              Re: Disappointing

              >>Farage came out and said it's not over and they would push for a another referendum until they got their way

              Funny isn't it?

              When its remainistas banging on about remaining, now Brexit has happened, its wrong but if the boot were on the other foot the Brexitists would be manking on for another 40 years... and claiming they had a right to be heard!

              1. gandalfcn Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                Funny? That comment was daft. Farage made that statement just before the ill conceived referendum, so why the snide?

                Farage was basically saying he rejects democracy, which he does.

                Anyone with a working brain knows Brexit has been a mini disaster and also knows closer co-operation is inevitable. We also know rejoining the EU is a near impossibility.

                What most comments correctly say is that Brexit was bad for all concerned other than those playing games like Rees-Mogg.

            2. gandalfcn Silver badge

              Re: Disappointing

              Very good but the 4th. July GE is not about Brexit, is it.

          2. gandalfcn Silver badge

            Re: Disappointing

            "Is that really so? " It most definitely was. The reason for the massive swing to Tory in traditional Labour constituencies was Tory Brexit not 'Labour was too timid to challenge it.'

            Things have changed - a bit, not a lot, and the Brexit media (Express, Telegraph and Mail, and GBNews) still influence millions.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Disappointing

              You appear to have spelt Jeremy Corbyn incorrectly. Many were put off voting for Labour because - rightly or wrongly (and IMHO he was a poor leader but good conscience politician) - of the reputation of the leader of the party.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Disappointing

                Corbyn was unfit to lead a donkey never mind labour and heaven forbid he'd ever managed to get his hands on the levers of power.

                His version of labour politics belongs in the 6th form common room where idealism fixes all ills with no consideration for reality.

                1. codejunky Silver badge

                  Re: Disappointing

                  @AC

                  "Corbyn was unfit to lead a donkey never mind labour"

                  Good news for his supporters though. He is running as an independent! I wonder if anyone will vote for him

            2. ArrZarr Silver badge

              Re: Disappointing

              In the 2019 GE, there was no massive swing to CON from LAB - CON got a single percent more of the national vote than they did in 2017.

              The killer for LAB were REF not competing CON seats, but actively splitting the LAB vote in LAB seats.

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Disappointing

          "populist views"

          Why do people only ever mention populism when talking about the right?

          Isn't pandering to the mob on subjects like Palestine, BLM, climate, anti-brexit, Scottish independence and other such guff from the political left equally populist?

          1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

            Re: Disappointing

            Why do people only ever mention populism when talking about the right?

            Because this is the sad state of politics today. It's become increasingly divisive and full of hate. If you didn't see the Oxford debate on democracy vs populism, featuring one of the greatest living(?) investors, Nancy Pelosi. They made the point that populism is democracy, ie the most popular party gets the most votes and wins. Pelosi just spewed the usual bile and totally missed the point.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Disappointing

              I saw that debate and Nancy showed just what a nasty piece of work she really is. Winston stood his ground very impressively. How dare some hairy non-elite brit speak to the greatest drunk in american political history :)

              She seems to believe that ethno-nationalism is the only form populism. I know she was a big supporter of BLM as she took the knee and really that does tick most of the boxes as a form of ethno-nationalism. Same with Palestine and Israel as no doubt she supports them due to being a very long time recipient of AIPAC funds.

            2. ChoHag Silver badge
              Facepalm

              Re: Disappointing

              It was always love-ins and rainbows in the past.

              Never had any hate until the 21st century. Is it a computer thing?

              Here is a random example I found on the internet of such hate:

              > living(?) investors ... Pelosi just spewed the usual bile and totally missed the point.

              1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                Here is a random example I found on the internet of such hate:

                > living(?) investors ... Pelosi just spewed the usual bile and totally missed the point.

                Did you listen to what she said?

          2. Mooseman

            Re: Disappointing

            "BLM, climate, anti-brexit"

            Oh dear. BLM is a movement that advocates equal treatment of people no matter the colour of their skin. It's only the racists and bigots who claim its all some mysterious marxist conspiracy.

            Climate is left wing populism? Yes, if you're heavily invested in fossil fuels I'm sure the concept of moving to cleaner and renewable energy must be scary, but denying climate change is idiocy. And finally brexit - to be anti brexit is "left wing" is it? Plenty of traditionally left wing voters supported it - notice I didn't say "voted" because there was no vote - and only the far right seem to claim it was anything (and remains anything) but a complete and utter disaster. Look up the very short list of things claimed as "brexit benefits" by people like Farage etc, and try not to laugh.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Disappointing

              "BLM is a movement that advocates equal treatment of people no matter the colour of their skin."

              Its cute you think that. BLM was a grift to make a select few people incredibly rich on the back of violent criminals and the perception of unequal treatment by the white hand wringing liberal lefties. The simple fact that it was Act Blue who were collecting the donations should have rung alarm bells. All that has happened for the average black person is life has gotten worse as the riots have left neighbourhoods wrecked and the looting has driven shops away while the BLM leadership film themselves having a slap-up meal at their multi-million dollar mansion behind huge walls and they click their fingers at each other and tell themselves they did good.

              Climate alarmism is the same. John Kerry gets to fly around the world on his private jet lecturing us on our carbon footprint. I think it was the last COP meeting where they were all in air conditioned luxury eating beef that had been flown in specially for them.

      3. heyrick Silver badge

        Re: Disappointing

        "BREXIT was 8 years ago"

        Dude, Brexit was (it doesn't matter how many) years ago and the country STILL doesn't have a fucking functional customs system. You simply can't say "Brexit happened, get over it" when it is still creating exciting new problems, costing the British public more money, and... remind me of the benefits again? Actual REAL benefits, not those imaginary ones that the whole sorry mess was sold on.

        1. Plest Silver badge

          Re: Disappointing

          This sums up the modern attitude of "I was never involved, ain't my problem Jack. Screw it!", utterly sick of that attitude every where and in everything I seem to be involved in these days. Adults admit their mistakes, apologise and then lend a hand at trying to fix the problem to use a classic term that's very unfashionable these days, "MAN UP!".

          I totally agree with you but it's a fact and we got shafted. When a system turns to shit do you simply say, "I never installed the O/S and secured it, ain't my problem if it gets hacked!", of course not, you call the other person a c**t and then get on and actually fix it 'cos that's what adults do.

          So while we can't fix the utter cluster-f**k that Brexit is we still have to live and work in it until such time we can go cap-in-hand back the EU and apologise for being such uttter twats, hopefully the worst we will get is to be put on the EU's "naughty step" for 10 years while they decide our punishment.

          1. MJI Silver badge

            Re: Disappointing

            brexshit, they broke it, they can fix it.

            I have more important things to do than sort out other peoples fuckups.

            Luckiy high value items are easy to smuggle in and out of UK EU

        2. jmch

          Re: Disappointing

          "remind me of the benefits again?"

          All those pesky Europeans have gone back home ??

          (and let's not mention that immigration has actually increased, but now with the large part of it coming from Asia. Not sure that's what the gammons intended!!)

          1. Mooseman

            Re: Disappointing

            " let's not mention that immigration has actually increased"

            I mentioned this at the time, and was accused of being racist....

      4. rg287 Silver badge

        Re: Disappointing

        BREXIT was 8 years ago, it's time to grow up and live with what you have got, move forward and build the the future you want instead of living in a bygone age of nostalgia.

        Errr, no.

        The Brexit referendum was 8 years ago.

        Brexit itself was 4 years ago (31 Jan 2020).

        We're still enjoying the trickle down of that (I'll leave it to the reader to imagine what - precisely - is trickling down on them) because Boris' "oven-ready" deal was anything fucking but.

        If you need any evidence of this, conside that we don't have a working customs system, and further consider how many UK commercial pilots have had to go and buy a Maltese licence because their UK CPL isn't autmoatically recognised in the EU. It doesn't have to be Malta of course, but Malta has obligingly set up a deal where they'll issue a licence against your UK licence for the time being. Nice little earner. Total bollocks of course - reciprocation of professional licences for aviation, maritime, etc should have been dealt with during the Brexit negotiations. This is not necessarily a long-term strategy though and in the long run, UK pilots will have to get validated by EASA, which is an additional set of exams and tests. Expect to see the death of UK flight school and prospective pilots just learning in the EU and getting an EU licence. Why would you spend money on a UK CPL when it's no use outside the UK?

        Realistically, we'll have rejoined some form of the EEA within a decade because no politician on either side of the aisle will be willing to continue trying to unpick all the edge cases that keep cropping up. Playing whackamole on trivial nonsense with our nearest trading partner is a waste of public resource in the long run.

        1. Khaptain Silver badge

          Re: Disappointing

          The British people have lost their nerve, they have become completely subservient to the system and the politically correct. No one wants to rock the boat, the people have spoken and their words are unintelligible, it's as if they don't give a rats arse about being a nation any longer. And armchair warriors don't make a difference to the leadership.

          Whether you be labour or conservative, nothing will change. Those at the top are only in it for the money, true leadership scuttled away a long time ago.

          So basically the Brits have got what they deserve.

          1. Paul 195

            Re: Disappointing

            "The people have spoken"

            That's generally how populist tyrants justify themselves. Here's a little reminder of the electoral statistics for Brexit:

            48% against

            52% in favour

            on a 72% turnout. Which means 38% of the people of voting age at the time of the referendum voted in favour. Hardly a ringing endorsement from "the people" there. Subsequent polling suggests that 1 in 5 of those who voted leave now regret their decision.

            We have yet to see a single concrete benefit from Brexit. Jacob Rees-Mogg when made minister of Brexit Benefits was unable to articulate anything beyond high wattage vacuum cleaners. Meanwhile, our rivers and coastal waters are now literally full of shit because the government changed water regulations due to the difficulty of obtaining purification chemicals in the post-Brexit regime.

            1. Catkin Silver badge

              Re: Disappointing

              I don't think one can extrapolate from non-voters. It would be no more accurate to claim that only 34% of the electorate actively wanted Britain to stay in the EU.

              The real tragedy, to me, is that remainer MPs dug their heels in and empowered Boris rather than swallowing their pride and working productively.

            2. heyrick Silver badge

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              "unable to articulate anything beyond high wattage vacuum cleaners"

              At work I sometimes use a little Kärcher vacuum cleaner (it is yellow and grey, I don't know the name). It is BLOODY powerful. So much so that I need to open the little flap on the handle when doing a lino floor, or it'll try to suck up the lino. Best damn suction I've encountered in a vacuum, and yes, years ago I used something in the UK that proudly boasted 2500W.

              The motor? A little 800W jobbie. It's amazing what you can do when your machine fits together correctly and the seals work.

              So if Jacob Rees-Mogg offers me a high wattage post-Brexit vacuum cleaner, I'd expect it to be able to strip anaglypta right off the walls, suck ghosts out of old buildings, and just generally warp reality around where the nozzle is...yet, somehow, I can't help but feel that it would suck in the other sense way more than a dinky little Kärcher.

              tl;dr: More watts doesn't mean better if the watts are covering for gross inefficiencies elsewhere.

              1. Rich 11

                Re: Disappointing

                Quite right. When Rees-Smug made his silly complaints (and I bet he's never used a hoover in his life) I checked my robo-hoover and the little handheld thing I got for spillages, the stairs and tight corners: 40W and 75W respectively. It's not about how big your tool is, Jacob, it's how you use it.

              2. LybsterRoy Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                I forger what is the maximum power a vacuum cleaner can have according to the dear old EU?

                1. Mooseman

                  Re: Disappointing

                  "what is the maximum power a vacuum cleaner can have according to the dear old EU?"

                  a maximum power level of 900W. Have a maximum noise level of 80dB

                  As has been stated above, relatively low wattage does not equate to poor performance. Somehow the other 26 countries in the EU manage to have clean carpets

            3. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Disappointing

              Cameron could have stood up and said 52/48 was not a 'clear mandate', but bottled it and fled to his shepherd's hut instead

              1. Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                Not dragging Scotland and NI out of the EU against their democratically-expressed wills would have been the perfect way to express that sentiment, particularly with the Scottish Independence referendum so fresh in the memory, but no. The tyrant minority shouted and shouted.

                Where I'm from, a referendum is only carried if it gets a majority of votes in a majority of states. US constitutional amendments happen on a similar basis, but 2/3 of states have to ratify.

                Changes that fundamental should be difficult, for good reasons which get more obvious in retrospect.

                1. Bebu
                  Windows

                  Re: Disappointing

                  Where I'm from, a referendum is only carried if it gets a majority of votes in a majority of states

                  If that is AU, constitutional amendments are carried on such rare occasions that having an overall majority of the vote and a majority of the states doesn't seem to be sufficient - moonlight plus goats or black roosters also seem to be required.

                  Brexit would never have been put to a referendum in AU as the voters generally take a dim view of the legislature offloading the responsibility for the consequences of exercising a power clearly granted to the legislature.

                  Also voting is mandatory in AU (actually effectively presenting yourself at a voting place to be crossed of the roll) so no one can say "I didn't vote" etc.

                  The whole UKIPS Faredge, Tory-Libdem coalition, brexit fiasco from here was just wotf, wotf, wotf...

                  As for yesterday's performance:

                  "Who was that man? Does he not have the sense to come in out of the rain?"

                  "The PM of the UK? Seriously."

                  Even Trump would have an attendant sycophant holding a golf umbrella over his person.

                  1. heyrick Silver badge

                    Re: Disappointing

                    "The PM of the UK? Seriously."

                    Look up the history of British PMs since 2016 (especially Truss). We're kind of scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

                    1. Ken G Silver badge
                      Trollface

                      Re: Disappointing

                      I had hoped that wasn't true yet.

                      In fact if your government had hung on to September I'd have put a fiver on Grant Shapps becoming PM.

                      1. Rich 11

                        Re: Disappointing

                        Grant Shapps is not ready to put himself forward for the inevitable party leadership election this time round, but he'd be happy to send Corinne Stockheath or Sebastian Fox in his place.

                2. LybsterRoy Silver badge

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                  -- The tyrant minority shouted and shouted. --

                  I forgive you because you're "over there" but I would respectfully point out that the UK is a single entity and the overall MAJORITY voted out. Using your sort of logic some cities would have left or stayed in where the surroundings did the opposite.

                  -- particularly with the Scottish Independence referendum so fresh in the memory --

                  You mean the one that said "lets keep the UK together" - that one?

                  1. Anonymous Coward
                    Anonymous Coward

                    Re: Disappointing

                    The campaign was #BetterTogether

                  2. Anonymous Coward
                    Anonymous Coward

                    Re: Disappointing

                    Was that the one where Scots were told to vote no to independence to guarantee they remained in the EU?

                    1. Anonymous Coward
                      Anonymous Coward

                      Re: Disappointing

                      I don't believe any guarantees were made, unless you swallow the separatist gaslighting. It was pointed out that an independent Scotland would be so financially precipitous that using the Euro wouldn't be possible for the foreseeable future (this is still the case but now made worse by the threat of fluctuating inflation and the BoE making interest rate changes to the advantage of the UK but to the detriment of an independent Scotland).

                      I do find it strange that anyone would use Brexit to build the case for Scottish independence, especially an anti austerity party like the SNP. Scottish independence would result in austerity that eclipses even the indignities suffered by the Greek people for at least a decade, to the point that any existing social welfare programmes would be all but obliterated. At least with Irish reunification, there's another wealthy nation for them to lean on (assuming the RoI citizens will accept the burden).

                      Even the most deludedly optimistic numbers pumped out by the SNP look horrifying to my eye, unless there's some magical thinking that the rest of Britain will happily fund the insane experiment.

              2. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Disappointing

                You seem to have spelt "wanking shed" as shepherd's hut...

                1. Roj Blake Silver badge

                  Re: Disappointing

                  Pigsty might be more appropriate.

              3. David Hicklin Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                > not a 'clear mandate'

                And it was only supposed to be "advisory" and non-binding in the first place

                What he should have done was to go back to the EU and demand a better deal

                1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

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                  And it was only supposed to be "advisory" and non-binding in the first place

                  That's much the same as government consultations. It allows governments to say they've consulted, then ignore the results. Harder to do with a referendum, which is why they're rare. But then again, that's something where technology could help. Come up with a secure e-voting system, then more decisions could be pushed to the people. Or we end up like California with some populist decisions that might not be very good ideas.

                  What he should have done was to go back to the EU and demand a better deal

                  Cameron tried that one and they basically told him to get lost. Plus when we called their bluff, look how the 'negotiating' went. Brussels was, and is determined to punish us for our impudence and setting a bad example for other countries that might be thinking of leaving the EU as well. Which would also be a problem if Starmer's thinking of applying to rejoin because we're not exactly in a strong negotiating position.

                  1. Rich 11

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                    Cameron tried that one and they basically told him to get lost.

                    Because they knew he wasn't being serious, as did we. Anyone who'd watched him slag off the EU whenever it suited him could see that.

                    1. codejunky Silver badge

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                      @Rich 11

                      "Because they knew he wasn't being serious, as did we. Anyone who'd watched him slag off the EU whenever it suited him could see that."

                      That is very true. Just as he allowed the referendum under the belief his little bubble represented the UK (he didnt think he could lose) and then threatened to stay on to negotiate if we voted brexit. The metro had an amusing news feed of that threat and his departure without the need for any scrolling.

                  2. R Soul Silver badge

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                    Cameron tried that one and they basically told him to get lost.

                    This is a lie. The tosser resigned the day after he lost the Brexit referendum.

                    Brussels was, and is determined to punish us

                    Yet another lie. The then government deliberately set out to have no deal with the EU and didn't negotiate anything. Brexit minister (and fuckwit) David Davies showed up at the EU with no papers or discussion documents. This made sure there was nothing to negotiate with the EU. Though there was plenty that should have been negotiated - and still hasn't.

                    1. Malcolm Weir Silver badge

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                      This is the correct history: Cameron GOT huge immigration concessions from the EU, and believed that those would help him skate through and shut down the loonies in his party. But he failed to campaign on that, just as he failed to campaign on the total absence of a concrete plan from Boris' mob other than to lie about NHS funding...

                      There were many options for a UK out of the EU, including carving a new special secondary status something like the EEA or Norwegian Model on steroids. But Boris and his plonkers went for the worst option, which was so bad that it needed the Windsor Framework to drag it into something that might actually comply with the law!

                  3. Mooseman

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                    "Brussels was, and is determined to punish us for our impudence and setting a bad example for other countries that might be thinking of leaving the EU as well."

                    That's standard quitling rhetoric. The EU has no interest in punishing anyone - having left the EU without any planning for trade we became a 3rd country, ie completely external to the EU/EAA and thus subject to the same limitations and tariffs as any other external country without a trade deal. Unfortunately for the flag shaggers we now have the same status in the EU as Azerbaijan.

                    1. codejunky Silver badge

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                      @Mooseman

                      "That's standard quitling rhetoric. The EU has no interest in punishing anyone"

                      https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://fullfact.org/europe/french-pm-eu-president-punishment-letter/&ved=2ahUKEwjdga_ZiOWGAxUvQUEAHZrDD_AQFnoECA8QAQ&usg=AOvVaw0knWU-EPhLFcsGCnpeC-4a

                      https://www.theparliamentmagazine.eu/news/article/hansolaf-henkel-eu-trying-to-punish-uk-in-brexit-talks

                      https://www.cnbc.com/2018/01/24/brexit-many-in-europe-wish-to-punish-the-uk-for-leaving-the-eu-says-luxembourg-finance-minister.html

                2. R Soul Silver badge

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                  What he should have done was to go back to the EU and demand a better deal

                  What Camoron should have done was finalise the post-Brexit arrangements before invoking Article 49. (And maybe having a referendum to confirm the country accepted those terms.) Remember the hot air at that time about hard and soft Brexits? Instead, he fucked off and left the hopeless Theresa May to clean up his mess. She was too weak to control the gammon wings of the Tory Party and was bounced into exercising Article 49 before anything had been sorted out. The rest as they say was history.

                3. Malcolm Weir Silver badge

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                  So true! And the idiot Cameron held the referendum about 5 minutes after he got a massive concession from the EU with regard to immigration (remember the "Emergency Brake"?), which never had a chance to do anything. What a fool!

                4. Mooseman

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                  "go back to the EU and demand a better deal"

                  The last time he went to the EU and demanded a better deal it was about avoiding bank regulation for his chums in the City.

            4. LybsterRoy Silver badge

              Re: Disappointing

              My memory may be wrong but didn't polling at the time indicate a nice fat NO vote?

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Disappointing

                Referendums only count when they produce a desirable result.

                1. Mooseman

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                  "Referendums only count when they produce a desirable result."

                  Indeed - most sensible governments rerun them until that happens. Most sensible governments don't abrogate responsibility and put a massive change to the country in the hands of people who voted to call a ship "boaty mcboatface" either, just because they were (and still are) afraid of losing power because of an emergent far right populist party.

                  A referendum is an opinion poll, not a legally binding vote - had the brexit "vote" been an actual vote it would have been declared null due to the various dodgy election practices.

                  1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

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                    Indeed - most sensible governments rerun them until that happens. Most sensible governments don't abrogate responsibility and put a massive change to the country in the hands of people who voted to call a ship "boaty mcboatface" either, just because they were (and still are) afraid of losing power because of an emergent far right populist party.

                    Another person with a 'progressive' view of democracy. Populism is democracy. The majority get to rule, like it or not. It is not democratic to re-run votes until you get the desired result, or ignore the result. Ok, I'll give you Boaty, but that was the fault of running the contest in the first place. It was clearly 'undemocratic' to reject the will of the people though. But it's also policy failures and general incompetence that's allowing the rise of the 'far-right'. Plus a certain inevitability. The further 'progressives' drift to the far-left and insanity, the more right-wing everyone else seems.

                    But with all the upcoming elections this year, we live in interesting times. There does seem to be an increasing backlash against 'progressive' policies, even though some might actually be a good thing. Personally, I think we (ie UK) should copy Australia and make voting mandatory. At least then the result would be reflective of the will of the people, and democratic. Losers would still complain though, but that's democracy for you.

                    1. Headley_Grange Silver badge

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                      "Populism is democracy" - maybe, but it's a shit way to run a country - or anything. If you brought your kids up based on populism it would be ice cream and chocolate for every meal and trips to the seaside and the zoo every day instead of school. Electorates are like kids - they say they want pot holes filled and good schools and more police and a better NHS but any party at election time which says that they're going to increase tax to pay for those things will get hammered.

                      1. Anonymous Coward
                        Anonymous Coward

                        Re: Disappointing

                        Yet they happily brought a country to its knees when a man with a long criminal record died of a drug overdose.

                        1. Headley_Grange Silver badge

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                          ? You've lost me there.

                    2. Mooseman

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                      "Populism is democracy. The majority get to rule, like it or not."

                      No, it isnt. We have a representative democracy, which means that we vote in MPs to represent us, not to simply repeat what the loudest voices say. What you're advocating is, amusingly, rather closer to true communism than democracy - every person's opinion counts. We might as well disband the HoC and accept mob rule. It is, of course, the standard excuse for dictatorships worldwide to claim that it is the "ill of the people" - in fact I suggested that a lot of the guff coming out of the Quit camp should be translated into German to see if none of it gave you lot pause. Of course it wouldnt, as you are wholeheartedly embracing a backwards step to a world where "progressive" (or basic humanitarian) policies are seen as bad. Whats next, banning "degenerate" art? Maybe some kind of camps for those who dont support the regime?

          2. LybsterRoy Silver badge

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            Yup - especially our Civil "Servants" who learnt well from their EU equivalents.

            1. Mooseman

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              "our Civil "Servants" who learnt well from their EU equivalents"

              Total number of EU civil servants is around 36000. Thats less than Birmingham. Yet more of the same tired nonsense 8 years later. Are you still tired of experts as well?

          3. Mooseman

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            " true leadership scuttled away a long time ago"

            Such as? Churchill? He was very pro European integration. Thatcher? She may not have been the nicest of people but she would have spurned what passes for the conservative party these days with contempt.

            1. codejunky Silver badge

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              @Mooseman

              "Such as? Churchill? He was very pro European integration."

              What is wrong with that? He wanted Europe integration to stop the wars, but not for the UK to be part of it.

              "Thatcher? She may not have been the nicest of people but she would have spurned what passes for the conservative party these days with contempt."

              I would believe so. It has moved too far left and anti-free market.

        2. elsergiovolador Silver badge

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          It was actually 31 December 2020 if you take into account the transition period. So we actually left in the beginning of 2021.

          1. Richard 12 Silver badge

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            It was actually 30th April 2024 if you take into account when customs regulations began to get enforced.

            I think that's the last bit, but not sure because none of the Tories have a 'ing clue.

        3. LybsterRoy Silver badge

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          One reason I'm still glad to be out of the EU - every i has to be crossed and every t dotted - no room for flexibility or common sense.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

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            And post Brexit you actually have Esther McVey as "Minister of Common Sense".

            Well done you!

        4. Ken G Silver badge
          Headmaster

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          Realistically, you have a lot of bridge building with the EU (and EFTA) before you're in the EEA. I think it'll take more than a decade since both your major parties are anti-European.

        5. Jimmy2Cows Silver badge

          Re: Boris' "oven-ready" deal

          I think this shows how generally dumb the population is. "Oven ready" does certainly not mean it's a done deal and everything is resolved. But that is how it was pitched, and so the Brexit side was happy.

          In reality means more like "We've mixed some stuff together. We want it to come out a certain way, but there's still a long difficult stage where things could go disasterously wrong.". Don't know how it will turn out until you take it out the oven.

          To torture this analogy some more, the EU was that oven. They dictated how the baking would go. We put the wrong ingredients in and pitched a completely unrealistic outcome to the country.

      5. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

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        move forward and build the the future you want instead of living in a bygone age of nostalgia.

        Hear, hear!

        Now, where is my pint of beer and 8oz bag of pork scratchings? Thank you kindly. And I'll be buying my petrol in gallons too while we're at it. I hope my new old-coloured passport arrives soon so I can take a well earned break in one of the Colonies. Huzzah.

        1. heyrick Silver badge

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          I got one of those new passports. I was expecting a bright Brexit blue, or maybe the old UK blue.

          What turned up was nearly, but not quite, black. As if a random child took all the Pantone colours off of the table and mixed them together, and the Minister Of Stuff Happens said "by Jove, that's it!".

          1. Ken G Silver badge
            Trollface

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            The Croatian EU compliant passport is a beautiful shade of blue.

          2. Roj Blake Silver badge

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            It's the same shade of blue as it used to be.

        2. Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

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          And when you arrive here in "the Colonies" (123 years out of date, but still, living memory - overrated), you'll have to stand in the long queue to get in, with all the other riff-raff.

          Then find yourself buying petrol in litres, pork scratchings in grams, and proper cold beer in mL. Enjoy the nice warm feeling having a passport the same colour gives you.

          Thanks for colonising us by the way. Undoing the process is still painful, especially for the people who already ran the place when you arrived. Your lack of gratitude for all the wheat, wool, coal, steel, gold, lead... (you know, the stuff you use to build empires with) has been noted.

        3. LybsterRoy Silver badge

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          -- And I'll be buying my petrol in gallons too --

          I have often thought that the switch to metric was just to allow the shopkeepers to bambozzle the public and raise prices a bit less transparently

          Would you prefer to buy your petrol at £1.479/Litre or £6.73/Gallon?

          1. ArrZarr Silver badge
            Coat

            Re: Disappointing

            Is that a British or American Gallon?

      6. Paul 195
        Holmes

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        "Living in a bygone age of nostalgia"

        Wasn't that precisely the problem with a lot of the people who voted for Brexit? Living in some warm fuzzy imagined past of mighty Great Britain ruling the empire and beating the nazis?

        1. codejunky Silver badge

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          @Paul 195

          "Wasn't that precisely the problem with a lot of the people who voted for Brexit? Living in some warm fuzzy imagined past of mighty Great Britain ruling the empire and beating the nazis?"

          Not really. It seemed the warm fuzzy imagined past was for the old protectionism and trade blocs of the soviet era.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Disappointing

            Gaslight much?

        2. Captain Hogwash Silver badge

          Re: Disappointing

          If anyone's forgotten...

          "Friday's going to be amazing! I'm going to wake up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them...."

          That guy caught the zeitgeist.

      7. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

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        "BREXIT was 8 years ago"

        Is it 2028 already?

      8. Someone Else Silver badge

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        BREXIT Roe v. Wade was 8 50 years ago, it's time to grow up and live with what you have got, move forward and build the the future you want instead of living in a bygone age of nostalgia.

        Wait...wha'...?

        Funny how Republicons (and those of their ilk) couldn't possibly arsed to take their own advice, especially when the shoe is on the other foot.

      9. Jeff Smith

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        Super. I would like to build a better trading relationship with our closest and largest market, slashing the piles of red tape and unnecessary border fees that are impacting our businesses. Hopefully before long some grownups will be in a position to arrange this obviously beneficial state of affairs.

        1. LybsterRoy Silver badge

          Re: Disappointing

          Yes, that would have been nice. Shame the EU happened instead.

          1. Jeff Smith

            Re: Disappointing

            sure

          2. Jimmy2Cows Silver badge

            Re: Disappointing

            So how would you propose to have effectively no internal borders, enforced external borders, and commonly agreed standards and trade rules across the EEA, without some kind of supranational organisation to oversee it all.

            The problem with the EU is not that it exists, it's that any cross-border outlook where you favour benefits to the group as a whole will always screw over someone, some smaller group, somewhere in that whole. Increased access to others, means fewer resources available to those who had sole access before. Jobs, trade, fishing, whatever.

            The Brexit vote should have been seen a warning that a substantial quantity of those who voted are not happy with the status quo. It's reasonable to ignore those who didn't vote, since they obviously didn't care enough either way to make their mark. But it was also finely balanced enough to say there was no clear mandate one way or the other.

            The outcome should have been used to push for deeper discussion across the EU about how large-scale decisions inevitably mean someone loses out, somehow, and are there things we could do, as an organisation, to mitigate those problems.

            But, as said earlier by others, Cameron bottled it rather than stand up to the hardline EU-sceptics in his own party. Boris jumped on the populist bandwagon and totally ignored reality, lied to the public about the benefits. The remain side also lied about the scale of the damage, just differently. Both sides lie. It's hard politics, so completely expected. Yes, there has been damage. No, the sky didn't fall in.

            Trouble is, there was no rational discussion after the vote about what it meant, as a country, as a union, and what should happen next. Just cowardly cow-towing and populist BS.

            1. codejunky Silver badge

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              @Jimmy2Cows

              "The outcome should have been used to push for deeper discussion across the EU about how large-scale decisions inevitably mean someone loses out, somehow, and are there things we could do, as an organisation, to mitigate those problems."

              We have the answer to that. Any dissent from the EU regime and the EU will coerce you and look to exclude you as much as possible to force you back in line. The EU have demonstrated this recently. The EU was happy with Greece and enjoyed the banks lending vast sums of money, until the Euro crashed and the debt was bought as a weapon to abuse Greece.

              The solution to pretty much everything is 'more Europe' even when its 'more Europe' causing the problem.

      10. Sorry that handle is already taken. Silver badge

        Re: Disappointing

        As Newsthump reminds us on the anniversary of the vote every year since, Brexiters who’ve spent ### years saying ‘you lost, get over it’ still waiting to discover what they’ve won.

      11. bigphil9009

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        The future I want is one where my children can freely move across the English Channel and integrate properly with our cousins on the contintent. How do I go about building that, oh wise Oracle?

        1. Jimmy2Cows Silver badge

          Re: Disappointing

          Invent a time machine, or campaign to have a new referendum. Both sides lied last time. We've now all seen what Brexit actually looks like. That's enough to call for a new vote. It also leaves us in an incredibly weak position if ever do want to rejoin. EU would certainly, and expectedly, want to take advantage. As does anyone on either side of a negotiation. Have cake... eat it... anyone?

      12. gandalfcn Silver badge

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        Either that was pure sarcasm or crass hypocrisy.

      13. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

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        You mean like the bygone age of nostalgia brexit voters wanted to bring back?

        Hypocrite much?

      14. nijam Silver badge

        Re: Disappointing

        > ...move forward and build the the future you want...

        I.e. Rejoin the EU.

      15. Alan Brown Silver badge

        Re: Disappointing

        The non-binding referendum was 8 years, 3 general elections and 5 prime ministers ago

        Britain has a fine tradition of incoming governments not being bound by their predecessors

        It also has a fine tradition of allowing voters to change their minds - something that the Gammonati seem firmly opposed to

    3. Charlie Clark Silver badge

      Re: Disappointing

      People don't want to talk about it. The Tories can't get any more votes out of it, if there are any they're likely to go to Reform. Labour doesn't want to reopen the matter and deal with "buyer's remorse".

      But, after the election, I think you'll see gentle shifts in policy to try and mitigate the continuing effects. The inevitable Tory leadership election will show whether it still matters, or whether it was really was just "immigrants" all along. If you thought Truss was the worst in the barrel, think again.

      1. RegGuy1

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        The trouble is the four freedoms are central to all of the areas that could significantly improve our economy. Of course only one of these matters[1]. Joining the Customs Union will help in small ways, but for our economy to interlock fully with our nearest neighbours means we need to rejoin the Single Market. The UK (aka Perfidious Albion for a reason) seems to want to undermine the EU through explicit bilateral deals, but luckily they are dealing with very smart people in the EU, who are always nipping this in the bud (the recent youth migration scheme is a good example).

        I think we'll get close again in time, but alas only after many more of the racists[2] (who are on the whole old, retired and infected with the view that Britain, really Ingerland, is exceptional) have died off. Until we accept Schengen we are screwed.

        [1] Question to the brexiters, can you name the other three?

        [2] I will not dignify these people with the term xenophobe, in part to stop them having to use a dictionary.

        1. Khaptain Silver badge

          Re: Disappointing

          So those that voted democratically are now called Racists or Xenophobes?

          Do you have a nice name like that for everyone that doesn't share your opinion ? You sir are one of the reason that division is becoming greater between the people. Instead of holding your hand you slap people in the face. Well done, you truly are "tolerant".

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Disappointing

            Why do you think that people can't vote for racist reasons?

            Since the Brexit vote, Britain has become a more intolerant place to live

            Since 2016, when Britain voted on Brexit, racially motivated hate crimes have increased by a staggering 72 per cent and surged by 23 per cent in the 11 months after the referendum.

            1. LybsterRoy Silver badge

              Re: Disappointing

              -- Since 2016, when Britain voted on Brexit, racially motivated hate crimes have increased by a staggering 72 per cent and surged by 23 per cent in the 11 months after the referendum. --

              Probably because, as with "bullying" in government, or "hate crimes" generally the bar has been lowered so much you'd need to dig a tunnel to go under it.

          2. codejunky Silver badge

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            @Khaptain

            "So those that voted democratically are now called Racists or Xenophobes?"

            Of course we are. So it was before the vote and so it still is. Back when the discussion was joining the Euro the same was said but also that we were eurosceptics, but that word fell out of favour because we were quickly shown to be right.

            Just as the same dumb line 'there are no brexit benefits' falls at the first hurdle. Unfortunately the fanatics keep waiting for memories to fade and for the new bunch of gullible to come along and take their revised history.

            Of course the EU is so amazing that they wont go there. Yet people still come here...

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Disappointing

              Just as the same dumb line 'there are no brexit benefits' falls at the first hurdle.

              Here's the first hurdle: Can you name a Brexit benefit? Betchya can't.

              1. EvilDrSmith Silver badge

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                Really?

                I mean we only had this discussion 2 months ago, and that 6 months after we'd previous done it.

                Last time, I cut-and-pasted the previous post, with an addition, so continuing that pattern, I've cut-and-pasted the answer for you, but with yet another addition:

                As I said at the time, there were benefits in remaining, and there are benefits in leaving.

                I shall not address the benefits of remaining, since you have not asked for those.

                The UK's response to the vaccine roll-out (including sign-off for use and production/acquisition), and then the ability to lift lock-down several months earlier than in the EU, saved the UK huge sums of money, plus, by re-opening access to the routine services of the NHS saved countless lives. The long discussion already held in the thread two months ago correctly pointed out that in theory the UK (or any other EU country) could have approved the vaccine separate from the EU approval process. History shows that a number of EU countries started down that route then gave up and remained within the EU scheme. The idea that the UK would have procured the vaccine separately from the EU scheme, were it not for BREXIT, is highly disingenuous. It is also fair and proper to note that BREXIT opponents claimed at the time that BREXIT would actually delay procurement of the vaccine:

                https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/14/coronavirus-vaccine-delays-brexit-ema-expensive

                The UK is no longer complicit in the agricultural dumping that the EU has been doing in Africa (the last case I am aware of involved dumping milk powder, mixed with palm oil, onto the West African markets, meaning it not only undercut local farmers but meant that the poorest people there were under-nourishing their children, since the palm oil content reduces the milk's nutritional value).

                The use of animals for testing cosmetics which had been made legal again by a EU ruling (in limited circumstances, true), has now been explicitly blocked, so animal testing for cosmetics is no longer permitted in the UK

                (Source: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65623580)

                We have indeed, taken back control - meaning that for most issues, UK politicians can no longer get away with blaming Brussels, like they have for decades (and like politicians in the remaining EU 27 continue to do). Thus, our politicians are now more accountable.

                This also means that we can better control our fishing grounds, to the benefit of the environment. Bottom-trawling continues to occur, but is set to be banned (finally!) in UK waters; given that many of the boats carrying out this harmful activity are EU registered, it is evidently not something that the EU has acted to prevent:

                https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/mar/20/hoovered-up-from-the-deep-33000-hours-of-seabed-trawling-revealed-in-protected-uk-waters

                Related to that, but a bit more recent:

                UK's puffin protection laws at centre of post Brexit row - BBC News (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce9rrpn955qo)

                Note particularly: “Wildlife campaigners across Europe have reacted with fury at the EU’s demand, with 38 conservation groups pledging their support for the UK ban, including the RSPB, ClientEarth, Oceana UK, Birdlife International, and the Marine Conservation Society.”

                The UK was historically a brake on the EU federalist agenda / plan for ever closer union. With the UK having left, the EU can now more readily progress in that direction. (I'm assuming that you are not so parochial as to only want Brexit bonuses that apply to the UK).

                Outside of the EU, the UK is able to make foreign policy decisions much more speedily than the EU can, since the EU typically requires consensus, which inevitably, takes time. The value of this was demonstrated 27 months ago, when the UK was one of the few countries rushing arms to Ukraine immediately before and after the Russian invasion, and more generally led the response of the world’s democracies, while the EU sought to achieve consensus amongst 27 nations. Such time-consuming census forming was entirely right and proper of the EU, but was also entirely predictable, and would have likely seen Putin achieve the gains of his 3-day Special Military War before any meaningful EU response would have taken effect.

                The UK has left a customs union and pollical organisation that amounts to about 14% of the global economy (16% if including the UK), the countries of the EU 28 (ie EU27 + UK) having previously (1980's) amounted to about 25% of the global economy, and joined the free trade organisation that is CPTPP (which we could not otherwise have done), whose 11 members (prior to UK joining) amount to about 14% of the global economy, but whose importance has been growing. Furthermore, the potential expansion of the EU is limited to relatively small/relatively poor countries, plus Ukraine (which is understandably going to be a huge drain on global funds for many years after their victory against the Russians, to repair the damage the Russians have done). Oh, and Turkey, though we were all told quite specifically by the 'remain' campaign that they were definitely not joining the EU. The current and potential candidate (last time I checked, roughly half a dozen applicants and half a dozen 'expressed interest in joining', from memory) nations for CPTPP meanwhile include a number of significant and significantly growing economies.

                So plenty of clear, tangible, benefits.

                1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

                  Re: Disappointing

                  Outside of the EU, the UK is able to make foreign policy decisions much more speedily than the EU can, since the EU typically requires consensus, which inevitably, takes time.

                  It also means that it is much easier for corrupt element to influence the policy (not only foreign) - there is less time for scrutiny and audits.

                  Paradoxically the glacial speed things take in the EU is actually beneficial for many state members, especially those in the Eastern bloc. While the EU can be regarded as corrupt (as very much every institution run by humans), there is a limit how far it can go due to the fact every country watches other country hands, while once the UK was left to its own devices the plundering of the tax payer purse begun - we ended up with massive taxes and nothing to show for it whilst having big corporations servicing government contracts post record profits.

                  While I disagree with the direction the EU is travelling, I think Brexit was irresponsible, because leaving the EU without anything in place to stop corruption was a big mistake.

                2. ChoHag Silver badge
                  Pint

                  Re: Disappointing

                  Brexit: but at least the puffins are safe.

                  Where's the BBQ icon?

                3. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: Disappointing

                  LOL. Clutching at straws.

                  That is "thin gruel" indeed.

                  Brexit has failed. Don't take our word for it:

                  https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-has-failed-nigel-farage-b1081352.html

            2. Paul 195

              Re: Disappointing

              "Just as the same dumb line 'there are no brexit benefits' falls at the first hurdle."

              Please enumerate these brexit benefits for us. So that we have no excuse to keep saying "there are no brexit benefits".

              1. codejunky Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                @Paul 195

                "Please enumerate these brexit benefits for us. So that we have no excuse to keep saying "there are no brexit benefits"."

                As I recently stumped any actual response, the covid vaccine provisioning is a rabbit hole of thank god we are out. That alone wipes out the "no benefits" claim before discussing anything further.

                1. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

                  Re: Disappointing

                  That would be the COVID vaccines we were allowed to buy anyway even if we'd stayed in the EU? https://fullfact.org/health/coronavirus-vaccine-brexit/. You may be the last person in the UK that still believes Matt Hancock.

                  1. codejunky Silver badge

                    Re: Disappointing

                    @Androgynous Cupboard

                    "That would be the COVID vaccines we were allowed to buy anyway even if we'd stayed in the EU? https://fullfact.org/health/coronavirus-vaccine-brexit/. You may be the last person in the UK that still believes Matt Hancock."

                    I dont believe Matt Hancock, I lived through it. So while technically we could go our own way while in the EU, why do you believe the UK government to be so much better run than every member government in the EU who wanted to show unity (even at the expense of their own plans)? And that is only your first problem.

                    The EU actively threatened to steal from the UK because we were being supplied and they wernt. As a result the UK 'agreed' to share some output from Holland. As a member the EU would just steal it from us because we would be just another member.

                    The EU took AZ to court because the UK understood its contracts and got supplied while the EU didnt understand its contracts and got supplied within the law. The EU was awarded what AZ was already giving them and that was it. The difference between UK law and EU law made practically the same contract have very different meanings.

                    The EU actively stole export for Aus. This obviously relates to my earlier comment about the EU stealing and how as a member we would have less authority to resist such EU actions.

                    Manufacturers in the EU were raided to look for vaccine destined for the EU being exported. They found vaccine for the EU and no selling it on for a higher price.

                    Remainers complained the UK would be left behind. Again they were wrong.

                    So as a leave voter you are welcome.

                    1. Anonymous Coward
                      Anonymous Coward

                      Re: Disappointing

                      The horse is just a pile of bloody pulp. But still he beats on.

                2. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: Disappointing

                  codejunky "As I recently stumped any actual response, the covid vaccine provisioning ..."

                  That horse is dead. Why are you still flogging it?! You are embarrassing yourself in every single thread that vaguely mentions the EU or brexit.

                  Covid vaccine decisions have little to do with Brexit - Institute For Government

                  1. Anonymous Coward
                    Anonymous Coward

                    Re: Disappointing

                    That horse is dead. Why are you still flogging it?! You are embarrassing yourself in every single thread that vaguely mentions the EU or brexit.

                    He's got to push those Tufton Street talking points!

                  2. TimMaher Silver badge
                    Gimp

                    Re: That horse is dead

                    If I am a bestial, necrophiliac, flagellant… am I flogging a dead horse?

                3. Anonymous Coward
                  Go

                  Re: Disappointing

                  Codejunky et al forgot to mention outdoor dining as a brexit benefit. Under the yoke of the hated EU, no one is allowed to enjoy food or drink outside! But now, brexit has rescued us. Take that, Europe!

                  Pavement dining will become a 'permanent feature of the high street' under plans to cut red tape and make the most of 'Brexit freedoms' - Dail Mail

                  Huzzah!

                  1. codejunky Silver badge

                    Re: Disappointing

                    @AC

                    "Pavement dining will become a 'permanent feature of the high street' under plans to cut red tape and make the most of 'Brexit freedoms' - Dail Mail"

                    Oh wow! Is the mail exaggerating or did the EU seriously interfere so severely for no good reason!

                    1. Anonymous Coward
                      Anonymous Coward

                      Re: Disappointing

                      Credulous clowns are easily taken in by the Brexit Elite's faux wins.

                      1. Anonymous Coward
                      2. Jellied Eel Silver badge

                        Re: Disappointing

                        Credulous clowns are easily taken in by the Brexit Elite's faux wins.

                        Losers still gonna lose. UK regained sovereignty, but our 'leaders' still haven't gained clue. But here's a win!

                        https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckmm866p23mo

                        Under the Entry Exit System (EES) non-EU nationals, including Brits, will have to register biometric information the first time they cross the border.

                        But tens of millions of pounds are being spent on equipment and processing areas at Dover’s ferry port, Eurostar’s London St Pancras terminus and Eurotunnel’s Folkestone site.

                        Didn't we already pay tens of millions to have biometric passports? Now that's to EUrocracy, we'll have to spend more and the EES results won't be stored in our chipped passports I guess.

                        1. Anonymous Coward
                          Anonymous Coward

                          Re: Disappointing

                          4 points:

                          Using biometrics to enter countries is now pretty much standard around the world. It's been the case for the US for years.

                          Passport biometrics standards are not controlled by the EU.

                          This is the Will of the British People™®. We voted on this and the result was always going to be tougher entry restrictiona and control into Europe.

                          Suck it up, Snowflakes!!

                          1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

                            Re: Disappointing

                            Using biometrics to enter countries is now pretty much standard around the world. It's been the case for the US for years.

                            Passport biometrics standards are not controlled by the EU.

                            Obviously these ones are, because they're defined by this EU diktat, Regulation (EU) 2017/2226. Meanwhile, back in the real world, ICAO 9303 exists, along with ISO/IEC 14443. So an ICAO-compliant passport already contains a digital image. Plus biometric passports were developed in part to meet previous EU requirements given we were still in the EU at the time our passport was foisted on us. Not sure why it's become a problem now when the diktat came down in 2017. So whether it's a question of EU exclusive incompetence in not defining process/standards or UK incompetence.

                            I'm also curious if the UK can get the fingerprint data via LEA data sharing agreements, or it can just add those to passports (and the database) as part of the enrollment. So the Bbc is wrong about this being a 'new' system, and it shouldn't be necessary to take photos.

                            And again, once a loser, always a loser.

                      3. codejunky Silver badge
                        Facepalm

                        Re: Disappointing

                        @AC

                        "Credulous clowns are easily taken in by the Brexit Elite's faux wins."

                        You post a link to seriously overzealous EU interference and I ask you if its actually correct. And this is your response. I think some village went and lost its idiot

                        1. Anonymous Coward
                          Anonymous Coward

                          Re: Disappointing

                          Only an utter fool would believe a brextremist saying the EU was stopping people in the UK from eating outside. A complete clown hat.

                          1. codejunky Silver badge

                            Re: Disappointing

                            @AC

                            "Only an utter fool would believe a brextremist saying the EU was stopping people in the UK from eating outside. A complete clown hat."

                            You said it. It was your link and your post, I wasnt convinced it is true as I know European countries still eat outside. I was waiting for you to explain your comment, and now you call your comment stupid yet somehow its my fault?

                            Come back when you figure out what you are trying to say. If its that the DM isnt the best source then I already agree. Apart from that I dont see what point you are trying to make.

                            1. Anonymous Coward
                              Anonymous Coward

                              Re: Disappointing

                              The point is brexiters such as yourself will make up any old cock-and-bull story to try and justify the failed clown show they call brexit. Even Arch-Brexit Supporter and Monaco resident "Sir" Jim Ratcliffe has joined the other elite brexiteers acknowledging the brexit shitshow. Hmm?

                              1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

                                Re: Disappointing

                                Even Arch-Brexit Supporter and Monaco resident "Sir" Jim Ratcliffe has joined the other elite brexiteers acknowledging the brexit shitshow. Hmm?

                                Yeh, but he's funded by 'Big Oil', so obviously can ignore everything he says, amirite?

                                Now, if only the Remnants, negative ninnies and losers like you could spend half the energy on ways to move forward with Brexit than you do dwelling on the past and pouring hate on Brexit. It happened, get over it, make the most of it and move on.

                                1. Anonymous Coward
                                  Anonymous Coward

                                  Re: Disappointing

                                  But Brexit is a massive total success. Criticism, just words, cannot dent this massive win and bar us from sunlit uplands, can it now?

              2. ChoHag Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                Puffins. We still have puffins.

                1. andy gibson

                  Re: Disappointing

                  And more of them, apparently thanks to Brexit and keeping Johnny Foreigner out of our waters!

                  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce9rrpn955qo

                  1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

                    Re: Disappointing

                    And more of them, apparently thanks to Brexit and keeping Johnny Foreigner out of our waters!

                    Strange how many on the left see themselves as environmentally friendly, yet are happy to use stories like this to suit their narrative. North Sea has been heavily fished, arguably over fished. The UK has the right to protect our marine environment. The focus has been on Puffins, but the humble sand eel (no relation cos it's a fish) is also food for a lot of other marine life. Plus somewhat bizarrely, the Danes sometimes just burn the fish when they've caught too much because they're rich in oil.

                    But I'll take your fish and raise you Johnny Foreigners coming to the UK and taking our cheese-

                    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2jjknz7kljo

                    Competitors will be heading to Gloucestershire from all over the world for the event on Monday 27 May.

                    I went to watch this one year, and the photos of that hill don't really do it justice. The competitors are nucking futs! But it gave me a chance to buy a wheel, which was great!

                2. Ken Shabby Silver badge
                  Linux

                  Re: Disappointing

                  Much ado about puffin

                  1. Anonymous Coward
                    Pint

                    Re: Disappointing

                    Drink.

            3. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Disappointing

              Codejunky>Back when the discussion was joining the Euro the same was said but also that we were eurosceptics, but that word fell out of favour because we were quickly shown to be right.

              What are you talking about? "Eurosceptic" was a term coined to describe anti-EU politicians and their followers. It predates any talk of joining a Euro single currency by decades.

              You seem to have a real memory problem, Hmm?

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Disappointing

                "Eurosceptic" was coined in the '70s and started being commonly used by 1989.

                The European Single Currency was not named 'Euro' until 1995.

                https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-33237491

                This commenter's grasp of facts is frankly very poor.

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              2. codejunky Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                @AC

                "What are you talking about? "Eurosceptic" was a term coined to describe anti-EU politicians and their followers. It predates any talk of joining a Euro single currency by decades."

                At what point did such a word stop being used? Think to the UK not joining the Euro and then the huge eurozone problems shortly after. But dont hurt your memory too much.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  FAIL

                  Re: Disappointing

                  Oh dear. Will not admit to being incorrect.

                  1. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

                    Re: Disappointing

                    Oh dear. Will not admit to being incorrect

                    As so many brexiters won't.

                    Seems to be some genetic issue.

                    So many of them share that trait you could probably assume inbreeding.

                    1. codejunky Silver badge

                      Re: Disappointing

                      @BartyFartsLast

                      "Seems to be some genetic issue.

                      So many of them share that trait you could probably assume inbreeding."

                      You might want to check the thread you are replying to before showing your support for the coward troll. He posted something unrelated about the origins of the word then struts around like a pigeon on a chess board. Dont worry I am not gonna call for you to admit you are wrong and suggest you have genetic issues caused by inbreeding, but you may want to check next time.

                      1. Anonymous Coward
                        Anonymous Coward

                        Re: Disappointing

                        "He posted something unrelated"

                        You mean proving your incorrect understanding of the origin and use of the word "Eurosceptic", hmm? Silly child.

                        1. codejunky Silver badge

                          Re: Disappointing

                          @AC

                          "You mean proving your incorrect understanding of the origin and use of the word "Eurosceptic", hmm? Silly child."

                          So you are talking about the origin of the word Eurosceptic. In response to my comment which says nothing about the origin of the word Eurosceptic. Hence tangent.

                          My comment points out that we who argued against joining the Euro were called Eurosceptic until the Eurozone crisis when we were proved right. Since then remainers seemed to abandon the word.

                          1. Anonymous Coward
                            Anonymous Coward

                            Re: Disappointing

                            You mean like the "Eurosceptic ERG"? Who form part of the "Eurosceptic wing of the Conservative party"? Eurosceptics such as yourself do enjoy making shit up, don't they.

                            https://www.politico.eu/article/tory-euroskeptics-pan-rishi-sunaks-brexit-deal-dont-say-if-theyll-vote-against/

                            1. codejunky Silver badge

                              Re: Disappointing

                              @AC

                              I said- "Since then remainers seemed to abandon the word.", you counter with the "Eurosceptic ERG". Who you then describe as "Eurosceptic wing of the Conservative party".

                              Let me know when you see your mistake.

                              1. Anonymous Coward
                                Anonymous Coward

                                Re: Disappointing

                                It's used all the time you silly boy. Just google news articles from the last 20 years with the term "Eurosceptic" They are right there, right up to the present day. you Eurosceptic clown.

                                1. codejunky Silver badge

                                  Re: Disappointing

                                  @AC

                                  "It's used all the time you silly boy. Just google news articles from the last 20 years"

                                  So you google news articles when discussing eurosceptic being thrown out by remainers. A word we dont get called very often anymore after we were proved right after the Eurozone crisis, which followed the 2008 global recession. I am not sure there is enough education to help you understand the discussion you are trying to participate in.

                                  1. Anonymous Coward
                                    Anonymous Coward

                                    Re: Disappointing

                                    "A word we dont get called very often anymore after we were proved right after the Eurozone crisis"

                                    Patently not true. And missing an apostrophe to boot. English is clearly a problem here. Second language? If so, apologies. But you are still utterly wrong.

                                    Here's more proof from last year:

                                    https://theferret.scot/eurosceptic-former-meps-benefit-luxury-eu-pensions/

            4. Mooseman

              Re: Disappointing

              "Just as the same dumb line 'there are no brexit benefits' falls at the first hurdle"

              Go on - this should be good. Got any new amazing benefits or are you just going to trot out the same BS you always do?

              1. codejunky Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                @Mooseman

                "Go on - this should be good. Got any new amazing benefits or are you just going to trot out the same BS you always do?"

                Are you trying to demonstrate wilful ignorance or stupidity? You made this stupid comment in reply to me, yet ignore the huge thread already discussing this in response TO MY COMMENT.

                If you are sick of my usual response you cant refute why not try someone else- https://forums.theregister.com/user/87793/

              2. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Disappointing

                Mooseman>> Go on - this should be good. Got any new amazing benefits or are you just going to trot out the same BS you always do?

                Hmm. Looks like the same old cj bullshit then. Apparently cant(sic) help it.

            5. Mooseman

              Re: Disappointing

              "Of course the EU is so amazing that they wont go there. Yet people still come here..."

              Are we talking holidaying or migration here? If the former, you;re talking nonsense. If the latter, you are either being deliberately stupid or just outright lying. Checking migration figures for EU countries is very easy, you know. There's this thing called the "internet", you may have heard of it ?

              Roughly 3 million new residence permits for non EU people are given out every year. Most of them live in Germany, France, Spain and Italy. People come to the UK in boats because they have connections to us. Not for the vast benefits we dont give them (unless you call £40 a week generous, or £9 a week if we feed them?)

              Seriously, change the record.

          3. RegGuy1

            Re: Disappointing

            Well, these people who don't share my opinion, and hate immigrants, now seem to want to get rid of the ECHR, because they see that as stopping us remove people they don't like. Brexit didn't work, because immigration is still high. So we have to find something else -- because it appears that the only thing that matters is stopping immigrants. Fuck the economy. Fuck our children's future. Sink the boats (wasn't that Sue-ella?). Just stop immigrants.

            And you say I'm intolerant.

            1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

              Re: Disappointing

              I think for some of then Brexit was always just the first step for getting rid of the ECHR.

              1. Felonmarmer Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                Yep.

                They looked at how Apple made it's billions using child labor in China and thought, we can have a bit of that. But this pesky ECHR is blocking us treating our workers like cattle. What can we do to make people vote for their own downfall? Here's an idea - blame immigrants for everything, they will believe that despite the fact that it's us bring them legally for the most part in to get lower paid workers. But they are mainly European workers who look just like them, do you think they will be stupid enough to get rid of them based on their hatred of brown people, especially when we will have to increase immigration from Asian countries after we block those from Europe after Brexit?

                And the answer was yes, they are that stupid. Even now these pages are full of people still thinking it was a good idea.

            2. Jellied Eel Silver badge

              Re: Disappointing

              Brexit didn't work, because immigration is still high. So we have to find something else -- because it appears that the only thing that matters is stopping immigrants. Fuck the economy. Fuck our children's future. Sink the boats (wasn't that Sue-ella?). Just stop immigrants.

              In some ways, you are absolutely correct. Dealing with illegal immigrants who are desperate and risk their lives in an attempt to flee France and the EU is costing us billions, and fsck'ing the economy. The French are incapable of securing their borders, even after we've given them millions to try and protect the <350 mile English Channel. Despite international legal obligations under SOLAS, France still allows thousands of illegal immigrants to set sail in unsafe boats, sometimes escorting them into UK waters where they become our problem.

              Quite why so many are so desperate to flee the EU is anybody's guess.

              But uncontrolled immigration has impacts on the economy. So housing, healthcare, education and all the other benefits whilst we process their requests for asylum from the terrors of France, and the other EU countries they may have passed through on their way to the safety of the UK. And if they fail in their asylum claims, then there's yet more costs whilst we enrich lawyers in their efforts to prevent us deporting them.

              Which at least is something we can try to do, now we've regained a semblance of sovereignty. And which we couldn't do inside the EU, with their almost non-existant border security, dear'ol Merkel's announcement that everyone's welcome, starting wars in Ukraine and having to deal with EU quotas.

              And of course anyone pointing out that immigration has very high costs attached is automatically called a 'racist'.

              And you say I'm intolerant.

              I say you're one of the people sleepwalking us into fascism. Please go and read Karl Popper's Paradox of Tolerance in full.

              1. Boris the Cockroach Silver badge
                Flame

                Re: Disappointing

                The boats thing is of course, complete and utter bollocks. its on a "oh look a squirrel" level of distraction for the rabid xenophobes out there (and daily wail readers)

                The people coming here by rubber boat used to be the people coming here by hiding in trucks and occasionally attempting to walk through the tunnel, and its also a nice distraction from the 750 000 people who legally moved here, not counting the people who legally came here before that.

                And to be blunt, its the fucking tories who screwed everything up with immigration in search of cheap labour, no building or expanding health services, no recruiting doctors,no building social housing, expanding prisons, or sewers, or water supply or power generation to cope... lets pile them high and stuff 'em in because it causes rents to rise and house prices to rise too. plus they'll work 12 hrs a day with no overtime because they'll not know their employment rights.

                And if the CBI et al whine about 'low productivity' we'll just blame 'fat lazy brits who sit around on benefits watching daytime TV'

                But I voted brexit on the basis of the late Tony Benn "who are you? how did you get power? how do the voters get rid of you?" but I expected the pragmatism of the tories to shine through rather than the shitstorm that happened, especially when it was a disloyal bunch of fucking tories led by bozo the clown johnson who caused 6 tons of grief by voting against leaving... then managed to take over the tory party and won an election by blaming labour for 'blocking brexit'

                Then we got covid

                Cue the late Queen sitting by herself in church mourning her departed husband , while the lowest of us were struggling to cope with the covid regulations and the fucking tories were in party mood "rules are for the plebs not us"

                then we got a lettuce (or liz truss..) I think the lettuce was more useful(and a good deal saner)

                So I'll be voting labour, sure in the knowledge that while they're bad and just as mad as the tories when it comes to IT policies, they'd have to work bloody hard to be anywhere near as useless as the fucking tories

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: Disappointing

                  "And to be blunt, its the fucking tories who screwed everything up with immigration in search of cheap labour,"

                  You sure? I thought that was Blair? Yes, yes it was. Blair also kept the UK out of the EU working time regulations.

                  https://www.socialistparty.org.uk/articles/5842/26-06-2004/blair-s-war-on-workers-rights/

                  1. Anonymous Coward
                    Anonymous Coward

                    Re: Disappointing

                    So the Working Time Regulations Act 1998 wasn't introduced by the Blair government?

              2. 42656e4d203239 Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                >>The French are incapable of securing their borders,

                Seriously? It our borders that need securing - if we can't stop people arriving then thats out problem, not France's.

                No nations in the world (apart from Russia, possibly China but that depends on social standing rather than a general policy, and North Korea) prevent people from leaving their territory. Usually they wave goodbye and shut the door behind them.

                Oddly had we joined Schengen 30 years ago there wouldn't be a problem because the asylum seekers/refugees wouldn't be able to claim they are heading to the UK at the other Schengen borders. Thanks a lot politicians past for not noticing that little benefit and, instead, playing on the "oh me oh my we won't be able to stop people arriving" card - guess what suckers? we still can't!

                1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

                  Re: Disappointing

                  Seriously? It our borders that need securing - if we can't stop people arriving then thats out problem, not France's.

                  No nations in the world.... prevent people from leaving their territory...

                  Oddly had we joined Schengen 30 years ago there wouldn't be a problem

                  Edited those bits together for convenience, but kind of illustrates the problem.

                  So my comments about asylum seekers desperate to flee France and the EU is partly sarcasm, but also the truth. The EU cannot secure it's borders, This has disproportionatly affected border countries like Malta, Greece, Italy, Cyprus etc where most of the illegal immigrants cross and enter into the EU. Oh, and also odd colonial remnants like Spain's Ceuta, which despite building walls still has to deal with illegal immigrants attempting to enter. Situation was exacerbated by a variety of small wars that have displaced populations. Libya used to have a pretty advanced economy and standard of living (providing you didn't annoy the government), but we bombed it back to the dark ages. So now it's a place where you can buy slaves and human trafficers get rich, charging a lot of money to cram people into unsafe boats to try and cross the Med.

                  In typical interventionist fashion, we do the regime change thing, but don't really think about the consequences, or clear up the mess we've created. We invade Afghanistan, blow stuff up, kill lots of people, then give up, go home and create another migration mess. Same in Syria, same in Ukraine. This has created massive problems and tensions inside the EU and UK. Which is kinda convenient for the US, even though it's (not) dealing with it's own immigration crisis.

                  Some EU countries have been trying to do more to prevent illegal immigrants and protect their own (and the EU's) borders, but have been told off for building fences. Schengen is part of the problem, not the solution. Schengen allows for free movement of people who are citizens of the Schengen area, not illegal immigrants. Border countries can't turn illegal immigrants back, and like France, have no incentive not to pass the problem on. If the illegal immigrants are inside the EU or France, it's their problem and cost. If France helps them cross into the UK, it becomes our problem and cost.

                  But it's also a very human problem. Sadly, things like this are all too common-

                  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c255njzzx2lo

                  A court in Greece has abandoned the trial of nine Egyptian men accused of causing the biggest migrant shipwreck in the Mediterranean Sea for a decade...

                  ...It is feared more than 600 people drowned last June when an overcrowded fishing boat, the Adriana, sank on its way to Europe from Libya.

                  That boat should never have been allowed to leave harbour under SOLAS rules, because it was clearly overloaded and unsafe/unseaworthy. But because we wrecked Libya, they don't care and given the amount of money human trafickers charge, officials can be bribed to turn a blind eye. EU navies and customs patrol, but not sure if they can patrol inside Libya's territorial waters. But they're not exactly helped by NGOs who 'rescue' illegal immigrants and try to dump them on Italy. Who then get told off for refusing permission to dock and offload their human cargo.

                  Same thing happens in the English Channel when France allows illegal immigrants to sail in unsafe/unseaworthy vessels. France is breaking international law (SOLAS again) when it allows this. But if they make it to the UK's borders or drown, they're no longer France's problem. But illegal immigration is a huge cost and problem for both the UK, and EU.. Yet the EU seems incapable of figuring out a solution. One would be to create filtration centres to process asylum applicants.. But there are thousands, so the loony liberals would object to 'concentration camps'. Plus the problems in dealing with failed asylum seekers and trying to deport them.

                  And then there's Ukraine. It's population had been steadily shrinking since it gained independence in 1991 as many of it's best, brightest and youngest emigrated to work elsewhere. It was a poor country, it's now a poor and devastated country. 2014 caused another mass migration wave as Ukraine's new regime started it's de-Russification programme. From memory, something like 1.3m fled to Russia. And then the civil war that has been ongoing since 2014 escalated, and Russia's intervention.. And even more Ukrainians fled. Some returned, eg DPR and LPR forces bolstered by Ukrainians returning to fight for their homeland.. Not Kievs. But Ukraine's population is down to (I think) around 25% of what it was in 1991, and that's shrinking by the day as we kill them in our proxy conflict.

                  Ukraine is desperate for more meat to throw under Russia's guns, so enacting various draft laws. It wants it's cannon fodder back, which is going to create problems for the EU. It can't, in good conscience force Ukrainians living in the EU and UK to return, knowing that many will be given a few days training, then sent to the front line where their life expectancy may be measured in hours or days. But our 'leaders' are desperate to save face, and somehow achieve some sort of 'victory', no matter how pyrrhic. Plus there's the sexism aspect. Why just Ukrainian men? Aren't women equal? But we've got a lot of Ukraine's women now, which Ukraine's going to need if it's going to repopulate. Our 'elite' may be salivating at the thought of making billions from reconstruction contracts.. But rebuilding what? Houses for ghosts?

                  But all basically an utter shitshow. Then again, it may also be a solution to Ukraine's population crisis. It's going to need a lot of labour to rebuild, which is something illegal immigrants can do. Offer homes and citizenship in return for labour. Downside is Ukraine's far-right really hate foreigners and immigrants, and they're the ones currently in charge.

                  1. 42656e4d203239 Silver badge

                    Re: Disappointing

                    You are missing the point about Schengen... The point is that becasue the UK is not in Schengen, every person arriving in a border country has a ready made, legal, destination (the UK)... if we were in Schengen that wouldn't be a problem.

                    Regarding SOLAS - those regulations only apply to vessels registered in countries that abide by them and not sticking to them just means.... well nothing in the real world, if you are shipping illegal cargoes.

                    Keeping people out is always the responsibility of the destination country... in this case, the UK. How you can blame France(or indeed Schengen) for what is our problem is a mystery to me.

                    1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

                      Re: Disappointing

                      You are missing the point about Schengen... The point is that becasue the UK is not in Schengen, every person arriving in a border country has a ready made, legal, destination (the UK)... if we were in Schengen that wouldn't be a problem.

                      Nope. I think you are missing the point. First, they'd have to enter the Schengen area legally. Then they'd have to have, as you say, the legal right to enter the UK. But I realise this point has been argued ad nauseum, ie whether gaining asylum and asylum shopping counts as a legal right and legal justification for moving the problem along. Again it's where filtration centres at the EU's borders would help solve the problem. As it stands, the EU is obviously an unsafe destination, hence why so many 'refugees' are desperate to leave there.

                      Regarding SOLAS - those regulations only apply to vessels registered in countries that abide by them and not sticking to them just means.... well nothing in the real world, if you are shipping illegal cargoes.

                      Wrong. See-

                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SOLAS_Convention

                      Chapter V – Safety of navigation

                      This chapter requires governments to ensure that all vessels are sufficiently and efficiently manned from a safety point of view... It is different from the other chapters, which apply to certain classes of commercial shipping, in that these requirements apply to all vessels and their crews, including yachts and private craft, on all voyages and trips including local ones.

                      And on the subject of illegal cargos, Brexit and a return to the good'ol days. Looks like the Bbc's got with the program!-

                      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c511pn45g8jo

                      Ruidi Claes, 62, was found guilty of importing 30 stone (190kg) of cocaine and supplying six stone (38kg) of cocaine after he travelled from Belgium to Britain.

                      An odd way to describe the shipment. Also so much for the EU's export and border controls.. Could probably charge/fine Claes for failing to fill out the correct paperwork as well.

              3. Mooseman

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                "illegal immigrants who are desperate and risk their lives in an attempt to flee France and the EU is costing us billions, and fsck'ing the economy.

                Hmm lets see - the "illegal" small boats people make up around 8% of net migration to the UK. They arent fleeing France, they are trying to get to Britain because of a multitude of reasons, cushy benefits is certainly not one of them, unless you count living on £40 a week is a life of luxury (or less then £9 if you live somewhere that does feed you). To claim asylum in the UK you have to be on British soil. The countries they are coming from have no legal migration agreement with Britain, so they are forced to risk their lives in overcrowded boats. This cou;ld be solved easily by the government setting up legal routes for them, but they prefer to have a tiny minority to blame for all the country's problems and for people like you to swallow the guff, so instead of a humanitarian system we end up with people who worked with the British army in Afghanistan having to risk their lives "illegally" in order to escape death sentences at home.

                Costing billions? The estimated cost is £1.3 billion per year - taxpayers are being forced to fork out ever-increasing amounts of money for accommodation providers over and above contracts that were worth a whopping £4.5 billion over ten years when the government signed them to secure asylum-related housing provision back in 2019 - dodgy and short sighted government contracts again, who'd have thought it? All they need to do is actually process the claims and watch the issue disappear. Oh, and allow asylum seekers to work rather than force them to live in a weird kind of limbo.

                1. Jimmy2Cows Silver badge

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                  Under the EU's own asylum rules, they should be claiming asylum in the first "safe country" they reach. If they are genuinely seeking asylum, not just economic migrants. And unless France is intentionally declaring itself to be unsafe, that first safe country is France. It's 100% not the UK. They didn't come all the way around Spain and Portugal by sea, up the Atlantic coast. No. They entered via France.

                  But France doesn't want them any more than we do, so if they can get ashore in France they pass through pretty much unchallenged. Some token effect is made to stop entry, but once they're in, they're in. Let them pass through, they won't be France's problem for long.

                  This is one reason so little actual effort is made to stop them trying to cross the Channel. There's a token effort to say "look, we're trying here" but it's tiny, and effectively pointless. The other big problem is there's so much coast to patrol, you could never cover it all. It's just not practical, not financially, not in terms of manpower.

                  (I use France as the example here, but the same is true for any of the Med countries - Frannce, Spain, Italy, etc. They all know the migrants want to come to the UK, so are happy to let them through. Stops them needing to deal with asylum claims, accomodation while the claims are processed, returns, housing, benefits, undercutting of local labour, etc. etc.)

                  1. MatthewSt Silver badge
                    Facepalm

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                    When we voted to leave the EU we voted to no longer have the ability to return migrants back to France (or any other EU country). We wanted control of our own borders!

            3. LybsterRoy Silver badge

              Re: Disappointing

              WOW!

              The thing that really surprises me is the upvotes.

          4. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            Re: Disappointing

            Voting in a democratic election doesn't make the voter any more or less racist or xenophobic than they were before they voted. Look up the meaning of non sequitur.

            1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

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              Voting in a democratic election doesn't make the voter any more or less racist or xenophobic than they were before they voted.

              How they vote of course can and will be used against them. Like nearly a decade after we did a spot of democracy, the Remnants are still losers.

              Most important thing is for people to step away from their keyboards and VOTE. At least then you've done your small part to maintain our democracy. Something I'll be watching is the turnout for this election.

          5. MJI Silver badge

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            >> So those that voted democratically are now called Racists or Xenophobes?

            Some are yes, especially when calling some one with darker skin than him, you lot, meaning darker skinned people, for taking jobs.

            He has a job, but not that good at it.

            1. MJI Silver badge

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              No idea why I was downvoted for this comment.

              A person did a racist comment, voted brexit, does have a job, got told off.

              Worst thing was the the other person was used to it.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Disappointing

                Downvoted probably because the brexiteers do not like to be reminded that they lay with the racist dogs and now have fleas.

      2. Jason Hindle

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        "The inevitable Tory leadership election will show whether it still matters, or whether it was really was just "immigrants" all along"

        The inevitable Tory leadership election will result in a lurch further to the right. Thanks to entryism at the membership level, it's a bad time to be an old-school, one-nation Tory.

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: Disappointing

          I think there's a distinct possibility of the party splitting after the election. For an old-school one nation Tory they existing party might be seen as beyond salvage.

    4. Michael Strorm Silver badge

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      Starmer's utter capitulation on Brexit and pandering to Leave voters in the English [formerly] "Red Wall" and other regions- and to the "soft Tory" demographic in general (a la Blair) simply reinforces why I'm in favour of Scottish independence (*), and why Labour under Blair finally lost me in the first place.

      Starmer's centre-right mockery of Labour isn't an alternative to conservatism in general. Quite the opposite, as a less extreme version of the actual Conservative party, it preserves it by acting as a safety valve against *their* most damaging excesses and reduces the risk of anyone more genuinely left wing getting in.

      The idea that Labour is still left wing simply shows how far the Overton window has moved to the right- and continued to do so- from the 80s and 90s onwards.

      I genuinely have no idea what Starmer thinks he stands for, let alone what *we're* supposed to think he stands for.

      (*) Scotland voted Remain and hasn't returned a Tory majority to Westminster since the 1950s. If - as argued- Labour *has* to pander to an English majority of Tory-by-default voters to stand a chance of winning, that's the most damning argument against us remaining in the union.

      1. benpedras

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        I only wish Scotland could pull Northern England with them when they get their independence.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Disappointing

          I'd rather keep Northern England and give Scotland everything in Westminster.....

          1. seven of five Silver badge

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            I seriously doubt you can make a scot drunk enough to accept that deal.

        2. Michael Strorm Silver badge

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          Every time I see a "take us with you!!" comment, it misses the most important- and obvious point- Northern England voted Leave and swung strongly towards the (pro-Brexit) Tories in 2019.

          You know, the things I just pointed out were inflicted on Scotland against what most of us here wanted.

          So, even though your comment was obviously a tongue-in-cheek expression of (taken-for-granted) solidarity rather than a serious proposal, why would we want to take you with us, and why would you want to come anyway?

          The North of England got what it voted for. It won. It showed those uppity metropolitan elites (TM) down south. What would they be trying to escape from?

          Ironically, London- the big, bad guy in your "North Vs South" culture war you take it for granted we'll be your supporting mascots in, voted Remain and was far more strongly pro-Labour in 2019, even if their motives for doing so had nothing to do with Scotland.

          So, no thank you.

      2. Headley_Grange Silver badge

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        Forgetting the fact that, to the British electorate, the way you eat a bacon sandwich is more important than actual policy, Labour has to win a lot of Tory votes to win the election. The way the new constituencies and electoral system is set up, for a given majority of seats in Parliament the Labour party has to win more votes than the Tories. Starmer needs a bigger swing than Blair got in 1997 to win in July. Don't forget the Lib-Dems - a lot of fed up Tories will vote for them instead of Labour. It's shit, but Starmer has to park his arse very finely on quite a few fences if he's not going to a frighten the horses and give us ten more years of Tories.

        1. Death_Ninja

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          Our electoral history has always been its Labour's job to not lose and the only time they get in is when they use the "ming vase" approach (first used by Blair, now Starmer is doing the same)

          This means a centre-right position.

          Which always makes me wonder why a declared centrist party can't actually be successful.... but I guess it needs the die hard Labour voters to hold their nose and vote Blair/Starmer as well as swing voters - ie centrist plus left equals more votes than the tories.

          Time for PR. Well beyond time for PR. End the sham that is British politics, make everyone's vote count!

          Hopefully "Stop the Tories" will suceed with this (their plan is to use their weight to push on the next non-tories to give us PR)

      3. heyrick Silver badge

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        Scottish independence would be good (hint - I'm Scottish), but why is the SNP so willing to keep shooting itself in both feet over and over and over?

      4. Jellied Eel Silver badge

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        Starmer's centre-right mockery of Labour isn't an alternative to conservatism in general. Quite the opposite, as a less extreme version of the actual Conservative party, it preserves it by acting as a safety valve against *their* most damaging excesses and reduces the risk of anyone more genuinely left wing getting in.

        The idea that Labour is still left wing simply shows how far the Overton window has moved to the right- and continued to do so- from the 80s and 90s onwards.

        I think this is where things could get interesting. I agree that Starmer's a 'soft Tory'. I think he's a globalist, and things could get fun if the rumors of Blair taking over the WEF from Klaus Schwab are true. On the one hand, we have Goldman Sachs country manager leaving, on the other perhaps the WEF's choice. Plus a snap-ish election is going to force Starmer to take a position, which is something he's never been good at. It'll be interesting what Labour says wrt hot topics like the economy and immigration. And then there'll be pressure from the more traditional Labour, most amusingly that Corbyn might stand as an independent in Starmer's constituency and Starmer losing his seat.

        Also liked this bit from the article-

        Backed by over £370 million ($471 million) in new government funding — the kind of small change Jeff Bezos might..

        ... spend on his yacht collection. Kinda puts things into perspective with the amount an individual can spend vs the government of a G7 member.

    5. Primus Secundus Tertius

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      If Brentry had been so successful, the remainers should have got 60% or more of the vote. They did in 1975, before the EU robbed us of our duty-free allowances etc. etc. The truth is that most of us never felt particularly european, not when everything seemed so tilted against us.

      Back in the 1960s, passports and other paperwork were fading away. Now they are back with a vengeance, a euro-vengeance. Are they really our allies? How much longer do we want to stay in NATO?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Disappointing

        "the EU robbed us of our duty-free allowances"

        - so that was why all those little white vans went off on the booze cruises? You could bring back as much as you wanted (unless it exceeded your maximum axle weight) and it was still cheaper than "duty free but airport price".

        "most of us never felt particularly european"

        - speak for yourself!

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Disappointing

        Back in the 1960s, passports and other paperwork were fading away. Now they are back with a vengeance, a euro-vengeance. Are they really our allies?

        What you want is Brexit but keeping the advantages of what went before Brexit.

        1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

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          What you want is Brexit but keeping the advantages of what went before Brexit.

          Yep. The Common Market was a good idea. Sadly, that morphed into the Federal Europe that exists now. Obey every Directive and diktat, or you will be punished with fines, sanctions or both. If you attempt to elect a Eurosceptic government, you will face election interference to prevent any 'far-right' government interfering with the EU's exclusive incompetencies. See Hungary, Poland etc for more details. Or just Georgia. Large protests against attempts to limit foreign interference & implement a version of the US FARA Act. Of course when the EU talks about election or foreign interference, they don't mean their own efforts to force sovereign nations into the EU's tender embrace. Just ask the Ukrainians how well that's worked out for them.

          Of course that one wasn't all the EU's fault. There was dear'ol Ass Sec Nuland, one of the greatest examples of an Ozzy Osbourne song in history. She also said 'fsck the EU', and of course she has.. But then weakening and dividing the EU was always in the US's interests. Ukraine gets wrecked in the process, millions dead or displaced, but such is the life (and death) of a proxy.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Disappointing

            You're trying to imply that it was the US that wanted a divided and weakened EU and blaming them for it *and* you're trying to blame them for the fate of Ukraine yet somehow avoiding mention of the Russian elephant that's not just in the room, but knocking over everything in sight in both cases?

            Fuck, you really are a shameless apologist, aren't you?

            1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

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              You're trying to imply that it was the US that wanted a divided and weakened EU and blaming them for it *and* you're trying to blame them for the fate of Ukraine

              Yep. Just go and look at what was happening in the run up to 2014. Pretty much the standard regime change coup in a can. We pushed hard for Ukraine to pivot away from it's traditional trading partner and towards the EU, and look at what's happened now. The EU is currently whining about the way that if Russia wins, they'll be right on the EU's borders! Ohnoes! And of course completely ignored Russia's warnings about NATO expansion. So now NATO and the EU have been pretty much exposed as being impotent and incompetent. Latest is blaming China for arming Russia. Like sovereign nations have to ask the West's permissions now to form alliances? We have 40 or so nations arming Ukraine so they can keep fighting to the last Ukrainian.

              Fuck, you really are a shameless apologist, aren't you?

              Nope. That would be people like Sunak. Announcing the election, he talked about the UK's economic growth. Which is smaller than Russias. Despite (and because of) sanctions we imposed on ourselves. He talked about the energy crisis, and blamed Russia for that one as well. Of course that's really the fault of our (and the EU) disastrous energy policy. But such is politics. Politicians don't take responsibility for their, or their party's actions, and can rarely be held accountable. Except on days like July 4th. I'm kinda hoping it'll be the same kind of bloodbath as it was when Blair got elected. There were some great reactions shots as MPs lost their seats.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Disappointing

                The issue, you blind ignorant fuck, is that Pootin won't stop at Ukraine, just as it didn't stop at Georgia.

                No mention of the American imperialism in Iraq or Afghanistan driven by Bush and his cohort, that achieved nothing but driving those nations even more into the hands of extremists.

                Blair was a coward for not telling Bush to get lost. And he and Brown lost their jobs over that decision. Eventually.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: Disappointing

                  Blair wanted to be like Thatcher and win a war and dub-yah gave him the opportunity.

                2. codejunky Silver badge

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                  @AC

                  "Blair was a coward for not telling Bush to get lost. And he and Brown lost their jobs over that decision. Eventually."

                  They lost their jobs because they overinflated the economy and spent (and sold off) as much as they could get away with until the inevitable crash started by the global crash. Didnt help that Blair got elected on the promise of staying around then promptly buggered off so Brown could have his turn. What bothered me is Teflon Tony could do pretty much anything and lie as he pleased yet still be voted for.

                  There was some entertainment in Brown being taught how to smile only to look like he should be the terror in a horror film.

                3. Jellied Eel Silver badge

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                  The issue, you blind ignorant fuck, is that Pootin won't stop at Ukraine, just as it didn't stop at Georgia.

                  Of course he will dear, now, go hide under your bed and let the grown-ups have a conversation.

                  I'm fairly sure Georgia (both of them) still exist. The EU did write a paper pointing out Georgia started that conflict by attacking S.Ossetia. In many ways, that was a dummy run for Ukraine. NATO advisors and training encouraging convinced Saakashvili to poke the bear, which promptly kicked their asses, and Saakashvili surrendered 12 days later. Funnily enough, he also ended up governor of Odessa, and then ended up in a Georgian prison. And one of the reasons why Georgia wants it's version of the FARA Act.

                  But no, we didn't stop at Georgia. That attempt at invading a break-away republic failed miserably. So of course we tried again with Ukraine. Huge build-up of Ukrainian forces poised to attack and recapture the DPR, LPR and Crimea. Of course most of the MSM glossed over that bit, and instead focused on Russia's build up to counter those attacks. Which is why you keep hearing 'unprovoked Russian invasion', even though there was of course clear provocation. But you've also heard the mantra 'full scale military invasion', and presumably believe this, which is also a lie. Strange the way that form of words is constantly repeated, but the again, there's the old adage that if you repeat a lie often enough..

                  So the SMO started with around 300,000 Russians. Basically a show of force to point out to Ukraine and puppet masters that stuff is getting real. That had the dual purpose of forcing Ukraine to pull back troops from Donbas, and force Ukraine to the negotiating table. Which worked, and Ukraine & Russia negotiated a pretty reasonable peace agreement in Turkey. And then Boris went to Kiev, and death rode with him. Peace is unacceptable to our dear leaders who are determined to fight Russia to the last Ukrainian. Any why the heck not? $200bn+ in unaccountable money donated so far, and as a few US politicans have said, a great deal for the arms industry, without putting a boot on the ground. Well, apart from volunteers, and 'advisors' who have been killed. Along with Polish, French etc.

                  So the issue, you blind, ignorant and oh so gullible duck is your cognitive dissonance. Not long after the conflict began, our leaders assured us that Russia was out of missiles, and resorting to cannibalising washing machines, and fighting with shovels. They assured us that Russia's human wave attacks were resulting in thousands of casualties a week. They assured us that Russia was in tatters due to their 'shock and awe' sanctions.

                  Soo.. how exactly would a decimated Russia then invade Poland? Or Hungary? Or Romania? All NATO members, which would trigger Article 5, if Russia attacked first. Finland maybe? That didn't work out too well for Russia last time. Estonia? They'd be pretty easy and possible given their Russophobia, but also a NATO member. But why would the largest country in the world seek even more territory? So I'm pretty sure the bed wetters in France are safe.

                  Meanwhile, Ukraine still seems to be following the WW2 Germany model. It's been showing off it's 'Sea Baby' drones-

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Baby

                  The latest with 6x 93mm rocket launchers on it. Unguided rockets fired from an unstable platform will hit.. something I guess, eventually. Like Germany, Ukraine seems to be wasting money and resources on wunderwaffe and v-weapons. Meanwhile, it's troops are asking where the defence lines that Ukraine supposedly spent millions constructing are. Ukraine's Pravda investigated and pointed out much of that went to phantom business and was stolen. And Russia's shown modifications to it's glide bombs. We gave those to Ukraine, Russia escalated and started using their own. Cheap, and devasting, especially when Ukrainian soldiers don't have the defences they were promised. Now Russia's fitted simple rockets to those bombs to extend their range, and have their FAB-3000 expected to arrive soon to a theatre near those Ukrainians who've been sent to the front lines to die.

                  And I have mentioned Iraq, Afghanistan and Syria. Pointless, but oh so profitable conflicts. At least for our 'leaders', and their selected business partners.

                  1. Anonymous Coward
                    Anonymous Coward

                    Re: Disappointing

                    A lot of words, but not one of them grown up. Ukraine, building up forces because of a very real threat from Moscow? Or, as you claim, to launch a counterattack on land illegally annexed? I'm pretty sure it was the former, because nobody in their right mind would think Ukraine able to kick the arse of your love bunny Pootin.

                    The more shit you blurt out the more you discredit yourself. This is not the first thread people have to put up with your Pootin apologist attitude. I'm sure it won't be the last.

                    If we were to somehow meet in a 1970's pub and the rather different standards of the day I'd have made sure to give you a damn good hiding. Such is evolution that bollocks like you spit is regarded as permissible.

                    1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

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                      Or, as you claim, to launch a counterattack on land illegally annexed?

                      It wasn't 'illegally annexed'. There was a vote, the people overwhelmingly voted to join Russia. International observers didn't find anything too concerning about the vote. Then a few months before the SMO, Zelensky signed a law calling on Ukraine's lost territory to be taken back by force. Plus Crimea was acting in accordance with the UN and people's rights to self-determination. And anyway, annexing land is fine. See how much of Syria we've helped ourselve to.

                      ... because nobody in their right mind would think Ukraine able to kick the arse of your love bunny Pootin.

                      See what I mean about cognitive dissonance? And yet our 'leaders' continue to arm Ukraine, insist they continue fighting and can somehow win. Which is also part of the problem with the 'full-scale invasion' meme. Russia's only committed around 10% of it's forces. So far. It's also restricted in what it can committ due to it being an SMO instead of war. Meanwhile, Zelensky's rather scaled back his 'peace plan' for Switzerland.. I mean to be held in Switzerland. No more talk about returning territory, reperatations, war crimes tribunals. Just food security, returning the orphans Ukraine abandoned, and bizarrely, free access to the Sea of Azov. Bizarre because Ukraine no longer has any coastal access or claims to it. Oh, and even though Zelensky's term expired a few days ago, he's threatening anyone who questions his legitimacy with treason charges.

                      The more shit you blurt out the more you discredit yourself.

                      Projecting again. BTW, what did you think of BoJo honoring Azov Nazis at Westminster? Is he having his Turdeau moment?

                      If we were to somehow meet in a 1970's pub and the rather different standards of the day I'd have made sure to give you a damn good hiding.

                      Ah, yes, those different standards of the day. Like civil discourse instead of acting like a Brown-Shirt. Speaking of shirts, did you know that jiu jitsu is also referred to as the gentle art of folding clothes whislt people are sfill inside them? But of course you're making threats of physical violence as the 'anonymous' coward that you are.

                      1. Malcolm Weir Silver badge

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                        No, there wasn't a vote, you muppet!

                        If there had been a vote, it would have been BEFORE the invasion. But due to linear time, it wasn't. And weirdly anyone with a RUSSIAN passport could vote. And the presence of lots of paramilitary peeps didn't help.

                        So let's look at the "results": apparently turnout was 83%, except that the RUSSIAN Human Rights Council reckoned it was actually 15-30%, which is slightly lower.

                        The odd thing is that the same twots who bleat about Brexit immediately flip when talking about Crimea: why would people vote to become a small part of a huge country when they could have independence... (and especially when the huge country wasn't actually attached to the territory; a bit like Britain voting to become part of Denmark!)

                  2. Malcolm Weir Silver badge

                    Re: Disappointing

                    Ah, the revisionism where Crimea etc were magically NOT invaded by Russia, which then retro-justified their invasion by rigging an election.

                    1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

                      Re: Disappointing

                      Ah, the revisionism where Crimea etc were magically NOT invaded by Russia, which then retro-justified their invasion by rigging an election.

                      No, there wasn't a vote, you muppet!

                      If there had been a vote, it would have been BEFORE the invasion. But due to linear time, it wasn't. And weirdly anyone with a RUSSIAN passport could vote. And the presence of lots of paramilitary peeps didn't help.

                      Combining these two because they're basically the same thing.

                      So brief timeline, where wiki makes much the same mistake-

                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimea

                      After Ukrainian independence in 1991, the central government and the Republic of Crimea clashed, with the region being granted more autonomy. The Soviet fleet in Crimea was also in contention, but a 1997 treaty allowed Russia to continue basing its fleet in Sevastopol. In 2014, the peninsula was occupied by Russian forces and annexed by Russia, but most countries recognise Crimea as Ukrainian territory.

                      Crimea held it's first 'independence' referendum in 1991 and regained it's autonomous status, which it had first held since 1921, then later removed and turned into the Crimea oblast. More of it's history here-

                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Crimea_(1992%E2%80%931995)

                      From June until September 1995, Kuchma governed Crimea under a direct presidential administration decree. Crimea (with the exception of the city of Sevastopol) was designated an Autonomous Republic in the Ukrainian Constitution of 1996. After an interim constitution, the 1998 Constitution of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea was ratified, changing the territory's name to the Autonomous Republic of Crimea.

                      So it had been an autonomous republic, with it's own parliament, and semi-independent in Ukraine after Ukraine gained it's independence. It's status was also part of the Friiendship Treaty and Budapest Memorandum. Then in 1997, Ukraine and Russia signed the 'Partition Treaty', dividing former Soviet assets between Ukraine and Russia, including Russian naval bases in Sevastapol & Crimea. Then in 1997, Ukraine's President Yushenko declared that Treaty void, and that Russia's Black Sea Fleet would have to leave by 2017. Then, in 2010, Ukraine and Russia signed the Kharkiv Treaty, extending Russia's control over Sevastopol and allowing Russia's Black Sea Fleet to remain until 2047, in exchange for discounted natural gas.

                      This was one of the bits of history that pretty much sealed Yushenko's fate. He'd been attempting to play off the EU and Russia because Sevastopol & Crimea were one of the 'crown jewels'. Push Russia out of Crimea, move in NATO. Russia would obviously be unhappy about this because it exerts control over the Black Sea, and allows Russia access to the Med. So then the coup happened in 2014, the new regime was installed, and Ukraine's civil war started.

                      Crimea was obviously not happy about this given it's majority Russian/ethic Russian nature. But this is also where one of the great memes / lies / misinformation began, ie as wiki put it-

                      In 2014, the peninsula was occupied by Russian forces and annexed by Russia

                      Which is a bit disingeneous, along with suggesting Russia invaded Crimea in 2014 because Russian forces had always been there given the Black Sea Fleet included a lot of infantry, including it's spetznaz or special forces. So the 'invasion' was basically those Russian forces getting out of their bunks, leaving their barracks and providing security. There's some dispute as to whether Russia sent additional forces, but that would potentially still be within the terms of Russia's basing rights, providing it didn't exceed the limits in Russia's basing treaty. There was no evidence of 'election rigging', and the rest became history.

                      Well, other than comments like this from Zelensky in 2022, where he said (it is) "necessary to liberate Crimea" from Russian occupation and to re-establish "world law and order"". Which is a little odd given Crimea had been majority Russian prior to it seceeding and rejoining Russia, or perhaps this is part of Ukraine's ethnic cleansing and de-Russification. Or if they're Ukrainians, why Ukraine has been busily killing their own countryfolk, just as they have been in Crimea, and the DPR & LPR since the Ukrainian civil war started in 2014. But that's the real problem with Ukraine. It's always had a very clear political and ethnic East/West divide, with population east of the Dnipr being Russian/pro-Russian and the west pro-EU.

                      Which is probably how it ends up, +/- Odessa with Ukraine partioned along the Dnipr, with a carve-out around Kiev. Which is also back to UK politics. Ukraine could be forced to the peace table, if the West stopped support. Sunak has been very much for continuing the killing of Ukrainians, Starmer, maybe less so. But we've been a big part in continuing the conflict and bloodshed, and the longer it goes on, the weaker Ukraine's negotiating position if/when it's forced to seek terms. Starmer's hands would be tied as a peace maker though, as long as the US continues to want to fight to the last Ukrainian.

                      1. Malcolm Weir Silver badge

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                        What Jelly Balls has missed is that the alleged "first independence referendum" was conducted while Ukraine (including Crimea) was part of the USSR. Oops.

                        That referendum was in 1991. Ukrainian independence from the USSR was in December, 1991. Linear time, again!

                        1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

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                          What Jelly Balls has missed is that the alleged "first independence referendum" was conducted while Ukraine (including Crimea) was part of the USSR. Oops.

                          Someone else who needs to read Popper. Should I start referring to you as Malcolm Weirdo? I'm sure you heard that one a lot growing up, which is something you perhaps still need to do.

                          But I didn't mention that one because it wasn't particularly relevant in the context. However now you've mentioned it, it does show how Crimea has had autonomy for much of it's post-Ottoman existence. I dind't mention the ASSR, which was Crimea's status from 1921 to 1936. I didn't mention the way the Soviets deported Tatars for collaborating with the Nazis either, altering it's demographics which was one of the reasons it was granted autonomy in the first place given it was a majority Tatar oblast and the Soviets tended to do that where there were ethnic majorities. And I didn't mention the first time Ukraine and Crimea (ok, not so much Ukraine..) were invaded by Britain and France, fearing Russian expansion in the Crimean War of 1853-1856.

                          But that's just one of the ways history tends to repeat itself. We wanted Crimea then, and started a war. The Crimean War was successful in destroying Russia's Black Sea Fleet. Now, we're trying again with a proxy war. Problem is the Soviets/Russia learned from it's rather humiliating defeat. Or as wiki puts it-

                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimean_War#Long-term_effects

                          Historian Norman Rich argues that the war was not an accident, but was sought out by the determination of the British and French not to allow Russia an honourable retreat. Both insisted on a military victory to enhance their prestige in European affairs when a non-violent peaceful political solution was available. The war then wrecked the Concert of Europe, which had long kept the peace

                          Which helped set the stage for WW1 and WW2. And also echoes the current situation. We wanted Crimea again, so staged a coup. A non-violent, peaceful political solution was possible in the first weeks of the SMO, ie the Turkiye peace deal that BoJo blew up. But perhaps BoJo was also channelling his past, being descended from Ottoman nobility.

                          And once again, Britain and France are not allowing Ukraine an honourable retreat (ok, and the US) because the West wants a military victory. We used Minsk as a pretext for Ukraine to build up it's million man army, the largest in Europe, armed and trained to the latest and greatest NATO standards, ready for Crimean War 2.0 and the re-occupation of the Rhine.. I mean DPR & LPR. Russia's intervention rather spoiled that plan, much as it did with the regime change plan in Syria. We were told that it would be a short conflict, and the combination of Ukraine's military might and our 'Shock and Awe' sanctions would soon bring Russia to it's knees.

                          And yet that.. hasn't happened. Russia's economy has grown and the sanctions are impacting us more than Russia. Sunak's literal damp squib of an announcement tried to polish this turd and put the best spin on UK economy, but ignored the impact of April's price rises and that inflation is still rising faster than the desired 2%, especially if you include the price rises the goverment exclude to try and make the figures look good, ie my favourite fagflation.

                          And back to Ukraine, we had the much hyped 'Spring Offensive'. In typical government fashion, that was delayed. But far from presenting photo ops of Sunak, Macron, Stoltenberg etc sipping cocktails on the Sea of Azov.. The NATO trained forces armed with the best (ok, 2nd best) NATO military equipment managed to capture... Robotyne. Population 480. This gave Nuland's Institute for the Promotion of War the chance to show a small pimple on their maps, which Ukraine has now lost. Thousands of Ukrainians dead fighting over what's now a pile of rubble. And as many Ukrainian soldiers interviewed have said, NATO tactics just didn't work. But then NATO tactics assumed combined arms operations, including air cover which Ukraine just didn't, and still doen't have.

                          Funny how that works. It's almost as if Russia learned from history, studied NATO's doctrines and adapted. Ok, and still followed Soviet era doctrines like lots of artillery and bounce the rubble. But mch as with the original Crimean War, it's altering the balance of power and shaping geopolitics. NATO, the EU and the US are seen as weak and incompetent, which is emboldening others. New alliances are forming, eg Russia & China, BRICS, and Western hegemony is fading fast. The EU is fragmenting, so might NATO. And yet our 'leaders' fragile egos can't accept this conflict is lost, and are still determined to kill thousands more Ukrainians. They're desperate for fresh cannon fodder and imposed new draft laws. Result? Ukrainian men trying to flee the country. Ukraine's streets are becoming deserted as men try to avoid Ukraine's snatch squads. This is also having an affect on Ukraine's already wrecked economy with men not showing up for work.

                          Well, if you're one of Ukraine's 'fortunate sons', they're still partying in places like Monaco, Vienna, London, Berlin etc as Ukraine's Pravda showed in some excellent documentaries like this one-

                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2ZOBFFvXFw

                          Seize moar Russian yachts! Ukraine's oligarchs want those, especially when they'll no doubt be able to get them at a deep discount. Oh, and for further evidence that this really is becoming a tragi-comedy and clown show, Ukraine's circus performers are exempt from military service.

              2. Malcolm Weir Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                Any time someone brings up how reasonable it is for Russia to be unhappy that Ukraine joining NATO would mean that NATO would be on Russia's borders, I KNOW they are idiots.

                NATO has been on Russia's borders since 1947. You know, as long as it's existed.

                And what, precisely, is the risk of NATO being on Russia's borders? Well, it severely limits Russia's ability to invade that country, which is of course a HORRID imposition!

            2. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Disappointing

              TBF, some Americans - including some of those who back Trump - are backed by/support Putin. Look at Tucker Carlson who now has a new talk show in Russia.

              Some of them - the Heritage Foundation/Koch Foundation/Turning Point - are paying Tory MPs, like Liz Truss and Kemi Badenoch six figure sums to represent their talking points in the UK.

      3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Disappointing

        "Are they really our allies?"

        They're members of a club from which, thanks to a shade over half those who voted at the time, we as a nation withdrew. If you voted Leave and don't like the consequences I suggest you keep your complaints to yourself. You will get no sympathy from those of us who voted Remain.

      4. Michael Strorm Silver badge

        Die Hard with a *Euro*-Vengeance

        > Back in the 1960s, passports and other paperwork were fading away. Now they are back

        So, you were clearly in favour of leaving the EU, yet you're bemoaning the fact that travel to and from the EU is less seamless and more bureaucratic after the UK chose- of its own volition- to leave the EU? And implying that this is somehow the EU's fault?

        Seriously?

        If you're actually for real- and I'm genuinely not sure here- you must be the poster boy for Brexiteers' lack of self awareness.

        > Now they are back with a vengeance, a euro-vengeance

        Ooh... not just an ordinary vengeance, but a euro-vengeance? ;-)

        (I'm going to assume you didn't intend for this to sound as amusingly silly as it does).

        > The truth is that most of us never felt particularly european

        To echo the sentiment that has already been expressed here... speak for yourself, Little Englander.

        1. ChoHag Silver badge

          Re: Die Hard with a *Euro*-Vengeance

          > Little Englander

          Ironically modern Englanders are mostly Saxon descendents, ie. French. The Angles (those that didn't capitulate) retreated to the hills in the west.

        2. Malcolm Weir Silver badge

          Re: Die Hard with a *Euro*-Vengeance

          Absolutely! There were many Brits who considered themselves completely European, but because Cameron was a moron they didn't get a vote. You know, all the Brits who lived in non-British European countries... Likewise there were many people who lived in Britain who didn't get a vote, because they were European and Cameron was a moron. And of course don't forget all the Channel Islanders who didn't get a vote because Cameron was a moron.

      5. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Disappointing

        What horseshit have you been smoking?

        NATO is literally the only thing preventing a general war right now; that would necessitate the formation of alliances in any event.

        You might not feel European but gits like yourself voted to against the right to live and work in dozens of countries, to retire somewhere sunny, or for businesses to trade freely in amongst the wealthiest trading bloc in the world. Heavy brexit voting areas like the North East of England quickly forgot that the redevelopment of the Gateshead and Newcastle Quaysides were virtually entirely funded by the EU, not by UK government. Hell, they had to resort to the National Lottery for a bunch of it.

        Talk about sawing your own arm off. Fuck brexit, fuck brexiters, and especially, fuck those that defend the damage they caused.

        Is that angry enough for you? Not really.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Disappointing

          NATO, specifically NATO expansion, is one of the main causes of the Ukraine problem. That and the CIA using it for money laundering.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Disappointing

            NATO expansion is happening because they're terrified of being invaded by a dictator with a small penis problem and nuclear weapons on tap.

            Blaming the victim for being raped is a similar phenomenon to such denials. Blame the rapist, not the victim.

            NATO expansion is a symptom of Russia's belligerence

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Disappointing

              Err no. NATO has extended into former Warsaw pact countries and hoovered up former USSR members in a move closer to Russia.

              No doubt if Putin had started to reform the Warsaw pact you'd be apoplectic and spout on about how dare they move closer to us! But it is fine if we move our nukes closer to Putin.

              1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                No doubt if Putin had started to reform the Warsaw pact you'd be apoplectic and spout on about how dare they move closer to us! But it is fine if we move our nukes closer to Putin.

                Details, details. Keep back! Keep back! NATO shouted as they shuffled ever closer..

                Meanwhile, over in Georgia, the plots thicken-

                https://www.politico.eu/article/georgia-pm-kobakhidze-eu-commission-threat-fico-slovakia/

                In a statement posted on Facebook Thursday, Irakli Kobakhidze claimed that his increasingly authoritarian government is facing “abusive blackmail” from the West, and said a senior EU official had hinted he could face the same fate as Slovak Prime Minister Robert Fico, who was shot four times earlier this month.

                'Senior EU official' being Olivér Várhelyi, one of Ursula von der Liar's capos.. I mean commisioners. For European Neighbourhood and Enlargement. Nice neighbourhood, shame if something were to happen to it, eh? Also EPP member in good standing, naturally. Odd the way a lot of the MSM are keeping quiet about Fico's assassination attempt.

              2. Malcolm Weir Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                Why would former Warsaw Pact countries want to join NATO? Mostly because NATO provides dramatically better security than Russia can. Time and time again we've seen that the only thing Russian forces have on their side is strength of numbers. Their equipment is crap. So if you're a small country (say, Latvia) whose "stuff" do you want?

                (Also, trade. Do you want USD or EUR or RUB. Take your time...)

            2. Malcolm Weir Silver badge

              Re: Disappointing

              Yup. Just ask Finland and Sweden...

          2. Malcolm Weir Silver badge

            Re: Disappointing

            Bullshit. No one gives a shit about NATO expansion. Putin and his chums care about MARKETS: who can they sell their crap to, and from whom they can buy stuff.

            What the Ukraine "problem" (a charming way to describe Russia invading them) is about is the EU. Nothing else.

            Sure, Russian spokesdroids blame NATO, because it's convenient to blame the scary armies, but...

            Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland and Norway all border Russia. As does Finland, which joined NATO last year without Putin throwing hysterics.

            Follow the money: it's all about Ukraine trading with the EU, which is why Polish farmers are A Bit Cross on the Polish/Ukrainian borders.

            1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

              Re: Disappointing

              Bullshit. No one gives a shit about NATO expansion. Putin and his chums care about MARKETS: who can they sell their crap to, and from whom they can buy stuff.

              What the Ukraine "problem" (a charming way to describe Russia invading them) is about is the EU. Nothing else.

              Cognitive dissonance again. NATO and the EU give a shit about Russia being on their borders, eg Macron whining about how France will be in Russian missile range if we don't win in Ukraine. Which is shades of the pretext used for Gulf War 2 and the pretty infographics showing who'd be in range of Iraq's missiles. France has always been in ICBM range. But on that point, here's a map-

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia#/media/File:Map_of_Russia-en.svg

              NATO in Ukraine, especially NATO missiles shortens the flight time to Moscow, which is one of the reasons it's always been a red flag for Russia. That's back to good'ol MAD doctrine and the assumption that you could 'win' a nuclear war with a successful first strike. Or prevent a first-strike/counter-strike, if you have ABMs closer to the border. That part being in the news with Germany floating an idea to create a EUropean missile shield with ABMs in Poland, Germany etc. Which is also why Ukraine's struggling to get Patriots etc.. Nations that still have them are probably thinking "Oh feck, if these idiots keep escalating, we might need them". The US will just have to hope that any EU missile shield can stop Russian ICBMs in their launch phase, and ABMs in the US on the descent phase. And based on their performance so far in Ukraine, the answer is probably a resounding 'No'.

              But you're right about trade. Polish farmers were also a bit cross when the EU sanctioned Russia and shut them off from trading with Russia. Losing that trade has cost Poland and other EU members that had strong trades billions. Like Germany. Russia doesn't produce 'crap', it produces a lot of stuff that the EU needs. There's the old 'joke' about Russia being a gas station masquerading as a country, but Russia is far more than that. But the US had very little trade with Russia, so it's quite happy to sanction the EU. I mean Russia.

              Well, effectively both but that's the win-win for the US. Pre-SMO, or pre-Crimean sanctions, the EU economy had grown larger than the US. So as Ass Sec Nuland famously said 'fsck the EU'. And so she did. The last thing the US wanted was closer ties between the EU and Russia, even though those ties made perfect sense. Russia doesn't produce crap, it produces a crapton of resources and products. Businesses had already moved manufacturing and production to Russia to benefit from this, and lower costs. Those businesses are now in the process of losing those assets due to our sanctions. One is amusing-

              https://www.wsj.com/business/boeing-787-dreamliner-parts-russia-sanctions-0bda270b

              Plane maker can’t deliver enough 787 Dreamliners after sanctions disrupted production of heat exchangers

              Because Boing had a JV with a Russian company to produce those parts. Then in shades of the Cold War, Boing had to stop buying titanium from Russia. Airbus carried on, but think the EU added titaniumm to the sanctions list as well. But this is ok, because there are other suppliers. Like.. err.. China! Oh globbits, they're being sanctioned as well. Or Khazakhstan.. but they're a little unstable at the moment. Oh, and there's Ukraine, but their production facilities are probably on a smoke break right now.

              But that's just one strategic resource the West is denying itself, and there's plenty more. So one future of a strong EU-Russia bloc knocking the US off the top spot is fading. Downside is sanctions have brought Russia and China closer together with increasing economic ties. Trade agreements, technology sharing, and of course increasing China's dominance in resources and manufacturing. If the EU doesn't want that business, China will take it. And then there's BRICS.

              This isn't an attack against the US, it's just the US acting in it's own interests, as every nation or even supra-nation like the EU should.

              1. Malcolm Weir Silver badge

                Re: Disappointing

                Oh, dear gawd, Jellied Brains has tripped over his own feet and demonstrated he remains totally clueless.

                Flight distance from NATO to Moscow today is less than 400 miles. Adding Ukraine to NATO may shorten than to around 300 miles. Big Whoop. And the opposite is also true: Russia controlling Ukraine means nothing much because they have that enclave at Kaliningrad... (which is substantially closer to France than any part of Ukraine).

                And it's revealing that Jelly Nuts even bothers to claim that NATO and the EU care about Russia being in Ukraine because it's closer to France... because that completely exposes a reason WHY Russia wanted to invade Ukraine: to make it easier to threaten France (and, presumably, Germany, Poland, Belgium, etc. etc.). THAT seems like a damn good reason to support the Ukrainians kicking Vlad's assholes back to wherever they came from!

                More significant, though, is that NATO has no mandate to attack anyone. None. It's a DEFENSIVE organization designed to respond to Moscow attacking them. Which is to say that the chance of someone like General Stoltenberg (a former prime minister of a Russia-adjacent country) ordering an attack on Russia is NIL. Can't happen. Sure, the USA could decide to attack Russia, but as you've clearly no idea about much of anything, you'll have forgotten that the basing of American missiles on foreign soil is a separate transaction unrelated to NATO, and (because of what NATO *is* not what you tawts think it is) the use of those weapons would still be subject to US political control even in an Article 5 invasion scenario. NATO is a collaboration entity, not some kind of super-army that magically controls all forces of its member nations.

                1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

                  Re: Disappointing

                  Oh, dear gawd, Jellied Brains has tripped over his own feet and demonstrated he remains totally clueless.

                  More ad-homs and projection from someone who's posts are normally quite rational. Is it something in the water? Has 'Global Warming' melted your brains?

                  Flight distance from NATO to Moscow today is less than 400 miles. Adding Ukraine to NATO may shorten than to around 300 miles. Big Whoop. And the opposite is also true: Russia controlling Ukraine means nothing much because they have that enclave at Kaliningrad... (which is substantially closer to France than any part of Ukraine).

                  Yup. But we're also trying to force Russia out of Kaliningrad and blockade it from the Baltic, or 'NATO lake' as well as the Black Sea. Oh, and Syria again. It has a naval resupply base there. But a history lesson again. Remember this?

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_Missile_Crisis

                  The Cuban Missile Crisis, also known as the October Crisis (Spanish: Crisis de Octubre) in Cuba, or the Caribbean Crisis (Russian: Карибский кризис, romanized: Karibskiy krizis), was a 13-day confrontation between the governments of the United States and the Soviet Union, when American deployments of nuclear missiles in Italy and Turkey were matched by Soviet deployments of nuclear missiles in Cuba.

                  Why did the US lose it's collective shit over that one, and almost start WW3? Here we go again..

                  And it's revealing that Jelly Nuts even bothers to claim that NATO and the EU care about Russia being in Ukraine because it's closer to France... because that completely exposes a reason WHY Russia wanted to invade Ukraine: to make it easier to threaten France (and, presumably, Germany, Poland, Belgium, etc. etc.). THAT seems like a damn good reason to support the Ukrainians kicking Vlad's assholes back to wherever they came from!

                  Well, that's what Macron was whining about recently. And it's the current messaging. If we don't stop Russia in Ukraine, Poland's going to be next! Yet Russia is in tatters, so what is there to be afraid of? Also why would the world's largest and most sparesly populated countries want to invade Poland? Sure, it's already fighting Poles by proxy with a lot of Polish soldiers being killed. But they're not officially there, of course. But again, some history. Poland would probably be quite content with extending the conflict and continued de-population of Ukraine. After all, Lviv used to be a Polish city and Poland's 'Second Capital' during the Second Polish Republic with around 2/3rds of the population of that bit of 'Ukraine' being Polish. Then came WW2 and the Banderites, who massacred thousand of Poles and Jews.

                  A lot of Poles remember that, especially as the OUN/Banderite's are back in power in Ukraine, with their old red & black flag flying. Plus all the other old WW2 German insignia, runes etc on Ukrainian troops. But then all Poland has to do is wait. Let the West continue fighting to the last Ukrainian, let Russia keep advancing. Then Ukraine will inevitably be a failed state, and the remains can be carved up and returned to their original owners. So the remnants of Ukraine divided again between Poland, Hungary and Romania. Russia would probably be quite happy with that, and Ukraine might finally be de-nazified because none of those countries have fond memories of the Ukrainian SS units that massacred their people, and have reconstituted themselves in Ukraine. The EU might not be so happy, but then they've been constantly interfering and threatening Hungary & Poland for acting in their own sovereign interests, so maybe Russia will just keep pointing that out. And how they'd be much better off if they left the EU, and joined BRICS..

                  More significant, though, is that NATO has no mandate to attack anyone. None. It's a DEFENSIVE organization designed to respond to Moscow attacking them. Which is to say that the chance of someone like General Stoltenberg (a former prime minister of a Russia-adjacent country) ordering an attack on Russia is NIL.

                  One moment while I pick myself up off the floor and stop laughing. Couple of things happened recently-

                  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1vv33q5vd9o

                  UN declares 11 July Srebrenica massacre remembrance day

                  Remember Srebrenica? It's a small town in Yugoslavia. No, wait, what am I saying. It's a small town in Bosnia and Herzegovina. That's a small nation where Yugoslavia used to be. And Yugoslavia is no more because, well, NATO invaded it, conquered it and broke it into little pieces. The pretext for that one was to prevent ethnic cleansing. Pretty much exactly the same justfication Russia gave for it's intervention in Ukraine, and for the same reasons. Then of course there was Libya, Syria and Gulf War 2. But sadly, it gets worse-

                  https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/25/world/europe/ukraine-russia-long-range-missiles.html

                  Now, pressure is mounting on the Biden administration to reverse that policy in the face of Ukraine’s difficulties on the battlefield. The latest call came on Friday, with NATO’s secretary general, Jens Stoltenberg, telling The Economist that denying “Ukraine the possibility of using these weapons against legitimate military targets on Russian territory makes it very hard for them to defend themselves.”

                  The head of NATO telling the world that NATO should encourage Ukraine to attack deeper into Russia. But it's not as though Ukraine needs much encouragement given it's been shelling Russian towns and villages inside Russian territory for years. But it gets worse. For some reason, 'Ukraine' decided to use some of it's precious drones or ATACMS to do this-

                  https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-05-25/ukraine-says-it-struck-anti-missile-defense-radar-in-russia

                  Ukraine Says It Struck Anti-Missile Defense Radar in Russia

                  System in Krasnodar region monitors for ballistic missiles

                  Kyiv continues to push to use Western weapons to hit Russia

                  Ukraine doesn't really have ballistic missiles, and that system didn't appear to cover much of Ukraine anyway. But a rather dangerous move to target part of Russia's early warning system, especially as Stoltenberg is demanding more attacks on Russia, and escalating the conflict. It doesn't seem to have any strategic gain for Ukraine, so agaiin why strike such a sensitive target? Especially when-

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voronezh_radar

                  The Voronezh radars are described as highly prefabricated meaning that they have a set up time of months rather than years and need fewer personnel than previous generations. They are also modular so that a radar can be brought into (partial) operation whilst being incomplete.

                  So Russia can probably rebuild it pretty quickly. But I doubt they're very happy, and Ukraine will almost certainly pay the price.

      6. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Disappointing

        "before the EU robbed us of our duty-free allowances"

        Nope. I'm in Schiphol airport as I type this. It's near Amsterdam. Which is in the EU. The shops in the airport are selling huge amounts of duty-free tat.

      7. Malcolm Weir Silver badge

        Re: Disappointing

        This is revisionist history. "Back in the 1960s" you had foreign exchange controls! It was only in 1979 that those were abolished.

        What I think you're remembering is that 1980s. You know, when the EEC was in full swing and the alleged issues with the EU hadn't arisen. (I say "alleged" because the UK had special treatment for all the problems the xenophobes complain about: monetary union, immigration, the ability to have blue passports, etc.)

    6. Peter2

      Re: Disappointing

      Ok, let's talk about the damage caused by Brexit, and EU membership generally.

      EU membership required us to have open, tarrif free trade with Europe, but as we've discovered most of Europe (including Germany) actually outright ignores their own rules and pressures their regulators into turning a blind eye to an extent that would be a major scandal in the UK, which is why the US (that well known bastion of testing and consumer rights [choke, choke...]) ended up picking issues like the Diesel emissions scandal up instead of our own regulators.

      The net result is that our own industries have been devastated by European competition, costing god alone how many millions of well paid jobs, as well as an influx of competition for jobs we have left from already trained EU workers basically eliminated any point of doing training for UK companies as it was cheaper to import trained people to jobs than train people. This had the result of trapping workers who's families couldn't afford to pay for their training in entry grade positions while suppressing their wages. That's the bad; the good is that it allowed cheaper luxury goods in from the EU.

      Luxury goods are primarily consumed by the upper income portion of the population, who also benefit from cheap labour. The majority of the population on lower incomes found that situation something of a detriment and voted to change it.

      Now the situation has been largely reversed, benefiting those on lower wages while making importing foreign luxury goods more expensive than the domestically produced equivalents. If your in the top 30% of the population then you certainly have the right to complain about that; but why would you expect that to resonate with the remaining 70% of the population?

      Newsflash: outside of London Cocktail parties or the comments section of the Guardian saying "Your voting for something that makes you richer but me poorer! You are stupid racist scum, know your place and vote how your told, or else!" doesn't go down well. It's almost certainly not the sort of sales pitch that a political party wishing to see power would find it advisable to use. Especially not a political party called "Labour" which is supposed to represent the um, Labour.

      Doing so during a period where the majority of the population (ie; the low paid part) is seeing the first above inflation pay rises that they've seen for about 20 years (spectacular rises in some occupations) advocating for re-joining the EU and re-supressing their pay by increasing legal immigration and reducing the market for goods they make by increasing imports doesn't appear a particularly bright thing to advocate for, especially when re-joining the EU would require abolishing the pound and adopting the Euro, which would act to their detriment.

      If you can't figure that out yourself unaided then I would suggest that you clearly have no business having any input into any decisions made on positioning for a political party that aspires to getting a worthwhile nationwide turnout. You cannot win with 30% of the population voting for you, while the remaining ~70% votes against you. Also; the poorer 70% or so of the population do not object to having friendly relations with the EU or Europe generally; as so long as this does not involve them being made poorer by government policy or any prospect of this potentially occurring. Hence allowing European goods into our market at more advantageous terms than ours are offered in their market is not likely to be a vote winner.

      1. R Soul Silver badge

        Re: Disappointing

        "our own industries have been devastated by European competition"

        They were devastated by *global* competition. FTFY. The UK car industry for instance was wiped out by a combination of globalisation and mostly Japanese manufacturers.

        There are plenty of other, more significant, factors for UK's industrial decline. These include decades of chronic underinvestment, low productivity, shit industrial relations and a neoliberal boardroom consensus for short-term greed instead of genuine and lasting wealth creation, 60+ years of spectacularly incompetent/corrupt/stupid government also played a key role.

        1. Peter2

          Re: Disappointing

          They were devastated by *global* competition. FTFY. The UK car industry for instance was wiped out by a combination of globalisation and mostly Japanese manufacturers.

          The most popular ten brands on UK roads at the moment are in descending order Ford, Vauxhall, Volkswagen, BMW, Audi, Mercedes, Toyota, Nissan, Peugeot and Honda.

          The Japanese manufacturers aren't that significant in the UK; their 3 brands account for 3 of the 4 least popular brands in the top ten, and in any case their cars are made in the UK anyway as are Vauxhall's and (most) of Ford's. This means that half of the popular brands on UK roads (Volkswagen, BMW, Audi, Mercedes and Peugeot) vehicles are built in the EU and sold here with the money going abroad without any jobs in manufacturing in this country.

          A tariff on imports (but not on things made in the country) means that cars actually made in this country become more competitive, and thus encourage people to buy them, resulting in more jobs in the manufacturing chain.

          I'm rather inclined to agree with reference to there being plenty of other problems with the UK's industrial decline; but there is hardly any point in pretending that the rather serious issues that do exist aren't actually there. Failing to engage with these issues is by any objective standard the main reason why we ended up leaving the EU in the first place.

          1. Michael Strorm Silver badge

            Re: Disappointing

            > A tariff on imports (but not on things made in the country) means that cars actually made in this country become more competitive

            Be careful what you wish for, since that'd be likely to provoke an equal and opposite response from other countries and make British-manufactured cars much *less* competitive elsewhere.

            Which, unless you see a future British car industry as being a sad little entity with no ambition beyond serving a captive domestic market forced to buy otherwise uncompetitive vehicles, is likely to be a problem.

            And even then, given that the "British" car industry is pretty much all foreign-owned, it's quite possible- if not highly probable- that they'd consider that the reduced economies of scale and hassle of maintaining factories solely for the UK market (given that counter-tariffs will likely have made them completely uncompetitive for exports) wasn't worth the it, and they'd simply shut *all* the UK factories down, source the cars from elsewhere and eat the import tariffs anyway.

            Or rather, have the British consumer eat the import tariffs, because where else are they going to get them?

            Unless, of course, someone was brave enough to set up a dinky UK-only car company... at a time when virtually all the remaining Western car companies are already rapidly consolidating to ensure they have the scale to remain competitive in the face of the rapid shift to electric cars.

            As I said, be careful what you wish for.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Disappointing

            "The most popular ten brands on UK roads at the moment are in descending order Ford, Vauxhall, Volkswagen, BMW, Audi, Mercedes, Toyota, Nissan, Peugeot and Honda."

            Big fucking deal. You're confusing sales with manufacturing.

            Ford doesn't make cars in the UK any more. It only makes engines and transmissions here. Volkswagen, BMW, Audi and Mercedes have never made cars here. [OK BMW makes Minis in Oxford and they lost hundreds of millions when they briefly owned BL to get hold of the Mini marque.] Honda closed their Swindon factory ~10 years ago. The Stellantis (Vauxhall/Peugeot) plant is on a shaky nail - as usual. Which leaves Nissan and Toyota as the leaders of car mass-production in the UK. They're Japanese. The state today of the UK car industry is a direct result of globalisation and overseas ownership.

            France, Germany, Japan, Korea, etc didn't let their domestic car manufacturing industry die. UK did.

            FWIW #none# of the companies you mentioned are UK owned.

            "Failing to engage with these issues is by any objective standard the main reason why we ended up leaving the EU in the first place."

            Not quite. For the swivel-eyed loons of the Brexiteers is was simple to scapegoat Europe or the EU instead of looking at the real reasons for Britain's decline and its economic shortcomings. Rather that admit the real failings, blaming foreigners was the contemptible but easy way out.

            1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
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              Re: Disappointing

              OK BMW makes Minis in Oxford...

              and assembles Rolls-Royces in Goodwood.

              VW assembles Bentleys in Crewe

          3. ChoHag Silver badge

            Re: Disappointing

            > their 3 brands account for 3 of the 4 least popular brands in the top ten,

            So that's about 20-30% of the market then?

            Insignificant.

            > half of the popular brands on UK roads (Volkswagen, BMW, Audi, Mercedes and Peugeot) vehicles are built in the EU

            Most of our cars are made by our nearest neighbour? And because we're no longer in agreement with them wrt trade we now get a bum deal as they screw us over? Who could have predicted that?!

            1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

              Re: Disappointing

              The Brexit Dividend. Only, it does not favour the British. Overall, the Brexiteers have shot the collective British foot

      2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Disappointing

        "making importing foreign luxury goods more expensive than the domestically produced equivalents"

        That would include food as we've been unable to feed ourselves for a very long time.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Disappointing

          Net energy importer too, since 2008.

          Trade balance problems are the bane of whichever government is in power. After 14 years in post, the previous incumbents should have been able to do something about it. That they haven't says it all.

    7. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Disappointing

      "With no one addressing the elephant in the room, what's the point?"

      Labour won't because they didn't challenge it.

      The saner wing of the Conservative party won't. Sunak didn't list it as one of the challenges alongside Covid and Unkraine nor as an achievement alongside the furlough arrangement and possibly something else. What's going to be interesting is whether any of the Dunning-Kruger wing mentions it.

      1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

        Re: Disappointing

        The saner wing of the Conservative party won't.

        I like this little bit of sophistry suggesting that there is indeed such a thing as a saner part of the Tory party. Maybe there was up until around 2014, but now? Don't think so.

        1. R Soul Silver badge

          Re: Disappointing

          Not 2014. Maybe 50-60 years before then.

        2. SundogUK Silver badge

          Re: Disappointing

          Compared to 'I don't know what a woman is' Starmer?

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Disappointing

            There'sAGoodBoySundogUK> Compared to 'I don't know what a woman is' Starmer?

            Fake Culture War bollocks, like the above, is the only chance the Nat.Cs have of winning the up-coming election. So keep pushing this narrative, good little digital soldiers!

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Disappointing

          Yeah, any shred of respectability has been torn up and thrown under the brexit bus.

          The last good one to leave was the former Defence Minister, Ben Wallace, who held on an awful lot longer than anyone might have otherwise expected.

          There are former Tory lords that show some sense, Major being the most obvious one, but in the main the party has been undermined, overran and dragged to the right by Reform UK and it's largely abhorrent agenda (with the exception of electoral reform to end FPTP).

          I note above there are some characters like Truss that were (still are?) on the payroll of Trump-related organisations - and as such the warning flags are not merely waving but lit up in neon green with an air raid siren to draw attention to them.

          1. Malcolm Weir Silver badge

            Re: Disappointing

            One of the oddities of the last "Labour" government is that they destroyed one of the mechanisms for pushback against whacky policies: the House of Lords _used_ to be an occasional source of sage advice, particularly directed at the backbenchers of the current government... Now we're stuck with idiots like the "European Research Group".

    8. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Disappointing

      Actually I don't think you could lodge your head even further up your arse, but by all means give it a shot and let us know how it goes.

    9. Martin-73 Silver badge
      Pint

      Re: Disappointing

      Because too many of the old racists are still alive and get to vote still... sadly. I totally agree with you, the damage is immense, and i miss my proper passport. Cue the downvoters, the rest of you get a pint

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Disappointing

        It did rather make a mess of my intentions to buy a house in Salou and ride Dragon Khan every day in my retirement for as long as I could. Would have saved a ton on heating bills; and freed up housing here in blighty for those unable to buy one too.

        Brexit, the gift that keeps on stealing from everyone. Especially the younger generation.

        Today though, it's bad enough that we have to fight to remove the utterly incompetent cronies that have occupied public life for 14 years. Done deal, it is not, by any stretch, and re-opening the Brexit debate; love or hate it, is percieved to be a vote loser.

        FPTP has to go. Maybe then we can get what's necessary on the agenda.

        1. Martin-73 Silver badge
          Windows

          Re: Disappointing

          Rejoining would be a MASSIVE vote WINNER.... silly old gits

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Disappointing

            Rejoining, as much as I'd like it to be on the manifesto, isn't there. It's not there, because large elements of the so-called red wall wanted Brexit. A split in the vote is precisely how the Tories were able to win seats consistently for 14 years, and now that the Reform UK plot to split the Labour vote has backfired and split the Tories, throwing away that advantage just isn't an option.

            It won't be on the manifesto this time. Maybe the one afterwards.

    10. gandalfcn Silver badge

      Re: Disappointing

      "No one -- no one -- is even talking about the damage brexit has done" It has been talked about ad infinitum, at least to those who have been awake. The damage has been done and that cannot be undone. The problem, as we are fully cognizant of, is reversing Brexit but that requires all members of the EU to agree and there is no chance of that after the abuse and lies we have directed at them. The application is lengthy and complicated as well.

      We could however join the European Free Trade Association.and The European Economic Area.

      All this has been extensively debated.

      1. Martin-73 Silver badge

        Re: Disappointing

        Surprised you got downvotes... your post is depressing but accurate

    11. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Disappointing

      First past the post is a bitch.

      Now, can we please put electoral reform on the agenda so we can actually vote FOR what we want as opposed to AGAINST what we don't want?

    12. gnasher729 Silver badge

      Re: Disappointing

      To be honest, between Putin, Covid and Truss, the damage done by Brexit is not quite a rounding error, but also not quite decisive.

  2. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    IR35

    Article fails to mention his IR35 changes that help companies like Infosys who used to suffer from independent businesses undercutting them.

    Otherwise why would he get such a low paid job?

    1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

      Re: IR35

      People downvoting probably don't realise that IR35 rules don't apply to companies like Infosys despite having exactly the same business model as independent small businesses affected by this legislation.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    All The NatC's need ...

    Is the right news stories, at the right time, and they'll get in again. More stories of Channel crossing boats. More stories of hordes of Muslims. Foreigns, coming over here, taking your cookies. Throw in a couple of red buses with 3 word slogans and job done for another 5 years.

    o War On Woke.

    o Cancel NetZero.

    o Defund The BBC.

    o Fear Jeremy Corbyn.

    1. Michael Strorm Silver badge

      "Fear" Starmer? Fear the party that still holds a candle for Liz ******* Truss, more like...

      > Fear Jeremy Corbyn

      They effectively *are* trying to play the fear card against Keir Starmer- a man so blandly pandering that he's a moderate Tory in all but name. And it's so unconvincing in that context and so transparently pulled out in response to the fact they have nothing better to attack them with that it's entirely counter-productive, making them come across as blatantly desperate.

      It's very reminiscent of the notorious (and notoriously unsuccessful) "New Labour, New Danger" poster of Tony Blair with scary demon eyes in the 1990s.

      Remember, this clunkily obvious fearmongering comes from the same party whose members effectively voted the ideological-extremism-over-basic-competence Liz Truss into power as PM in preference to Rishi Sunak.

      I've said before that it's ironically *after* Truss got kicked out of office- when rather than being apologetic she doubled down on the zealotry and blame shifting and started pandering to the far-right in the US- that it became even more unbelievable that this woman had ever been able to become PM in the first place.

      Ironically, her fouling the bed quite so quickly and comprehensively may have been a dodged bullet and blessing in disguise, given that her party were pretty much forced to kick her out before she was able to do any more damage.

      And yet, many in the party would still happily see her back in power if they thought they could get away with it.

      *Those* are your scary extremist nutcases right there.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "Fear" Starmer? Fear the party that still holds a candle for Liz ******* Truss, more like...

        Remember, this clunkily obvious fearmongering comes from the same party whose members effectively voted the ideological-extremism-over-basic-competence Liz Truss into power as PM in preference to Rishi Sunak.

        They voted for the blonde bimbo because she didn't have dark skin and a foreign-sounding name. It didn't matter she'd been fucking useless at selling cheese or opening up new pork markets. And. That. Is. A. Disgrace.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: "Fear" Starmer? Fear the party that still holds a candle for Liz ******* Truss, more like...

          Racism and misogyny combo, you must be a leftist ;)

          I wanted Kemi as leader, Rishi is just another out of touch NWO rich kid.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: "Fear" Starmer? Fear the party that still holds a candle for Liz ******* Truss, more like...

            I wanted Kemi as leader

            ... because she's SO far right it trumps any other consideration, hmm?

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: "Fear" Starmer? Fear the party that still holds a candle for Liz ******* Truss, more like...

              What makes her 'far right'? That claim has become worthless as it seems to now mean 'someone I disagree with'.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "Fear" Starmer? Fear the party that still holds a candle for Liz ******* Truss, more like...

        The fear card is the only one they have left in their hand.

        I'm not CONned by it. There are a lot of folks out there that still will be. Nobody should take the outcome of the next general for granted.

  4. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

    Difficult to attract global technology firms....

    ... while at the same time actively trying to become a hostile environment for foreigners.

    1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

      Re: Difficult to attract global technology firms....

      They want to attract global firms by having environment where IT workers have no or very limited employment rights, no ability to unionise and also relaxed rules for importing the workers from overseas (not having to pay the actual going rates).

      Basicaly Tories want to turn the UK into IT sweatshop.

  5. Dr. G. Freeman

    Can London go Independent from the rest of the UK ?

    Whichever colour says they'll do that will get my vote.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Wessex

      Bring back the kingdom of Wessex and declare UDI.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Wessex

        And Northumbria. I suppose by default that means we'd have to bring back Mercia as well.

    2. Peter2

      Yes, it could do.

      However, it won't. Given that London doesn't generate it's own power, doesn't grow it's own food, doesn't have it's own water supply or waste disposal, doesn't have it's own ports, and can't house people and therefore causes distortions in the housing markets everywhere within commuting distance from London, there is an obvious potential for problems with the new "nation".

      1. Aladdin Sane

        What kind of a country would treat another country that depended on it for basic utilities poorly?

      2. FrogsAndChips Silver badge

        At least London doesn't need its own apostrophes.

      3. Charlie Clark Silver badge

        Yes, it could do.

        Do tell us how this could be? Was there an Act of Union at some point that nobody told us about?

      4. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

        Half of that also applies to Singapore. And we do have our own waste disposal - just ask Thames Water.

      5. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        I'm failing to see any disadvantages here. A mostly land-locked urban sprawl as an independent, but dependent state that us outsiders can charge whatever the hell we want for?

        And the rest of the independent kingdoms off doing their own thing? Yeah, I'd buy into that.

  6. Arthur the cat Silver badge

    Cement

    Sunak helped launch a plan he claimed would "cement the UK's place as a science and technology superpower by 2030."

    I presume that's using cement much as the Mafia used cement to help piscine accompanied somnolence.

    1. codejunky Silver badge

      Re: Cement

      @Arthur the cat

      "Sunak helped launch a plan he claimed would"

      I always read such claims as "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Cement

        'I always read such claims as "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." '

        Up there with, “We send the EU £350 million a week, let's fund our NHS instead”.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    UK as a superpower

    "...cement the UK's place as a science and technology superpower by..."

    The first thing we need to do is stop acting like the UK is a superpower in anything at all.

    It's much easier to come out with these "we are a world leader in X" if we actually can demonstrate that. But over the last 40 years or so the number of things the UK has delivered and delivered well is astonishingly low.

    We can't even upgrade a phone system of our own making (https://www.theregister.com/2024/05/21/bt_delays_deadline_for_digital/) ffs.

  8. cornetman Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Did I accidentally wander onto the BBC Have Your Say web page?

    I just don't know what it is about Brexit and Elon Musk that seems to bring the worst, chattering-class mentality from people.

    I suggest you guys get your alcohol wipes out and give the screen a bit of a wipe down. It must be covered all over with spit.

    1. Paul Crawford Silver badge
      Gimp

      You better hope it is only spit

  9. TheMaskedMan Silver badge

    Hmm, so, to summarise: politician talks lots, achieves little, understands nothing. Nothing new there, then.

    I see there were mentions in the press yesterday that sunak's underlings were attempting to defenestrate him in the hope that the election could be delayed. Now, having schemed his way to the top by briefing against not one, but two sitting prime ministers until they were ousted by the mob, it would be very fitting if he were to leave in the same way. But do the Tories really, really want yet another leadership contest? Don't they realise how utterly crap this makes them look? And anyway, who would replace him? They scraped the very bottom of the barrel when they elected Sunak; there really isn't anywhere else for them to go.

    But the competition doesn't look too great, either. Starmer is vague, wet, unelectable and tends to draw back his head and open his eyes wide, rather like a ventriloquist's dummy being surprised from behind by a large cucumber whenever he is asked an awkward question. His sidekick has the contemptuous sneer of the true political zealot, and has unfortunate housing related questions to answer.

    As for the lib dims, they committed political suicide at the last election by promising to reverse Brexit. Such a popular move that even their leader lost her seat. I suppose they might make a few gains this time round, what with the other two parties being so godawfully incompetent, but I suspect it will be yet another election night where the yellow guys sit around claiming it's been a good night for them, their day is coming, and hey, 2 extra seats is really a major triumph.

    Overall, I don't hold out a great deal of hope regardless of which party wins - the rest of us will lose. As usual.

    1. R Soul Silver badge

      there really isn't anywhere else for them to go.

      There's plenty of space underneath the very bottom of that barrel. This is where you can find the likes of Mad Nad, Pritti Vacant, Braverman, Rees-Mogg, BoJo, Badenough, Raab, Shapps/Green/Stockheath/Fox, Gove, Javid, Hancock, Camoron, Kwarteng, Cleverly, Lettuce Liz, Neanderson, the tractor porn guy, Jenrick, Leadstrom, Trott, Atkins, etc, etc.

    2. Malcolm Weir Silver badge

      I quite liked Starmer when he was DPP. Since then, though...

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Banking !== Tech+jobs

    Part of the funding was aimed at "leveling up," a Conservative plan to reduce the economic disparity between UK regions. I claim "leveling up" must include increasing the onshoring of manufacturing and therefore shrinking the proportion of the economy dependent on financial speculation and "the City". Sunak's positioning in life makes him most unlikely to have a clue about that - his whole world experience is centered on investment banking and high returns based on speculation. Sure, at one point in Britain's history banking, domestic industry, and technological advancement were almost synonymous but that's not true today.

    I guess I have to propose policy rather than just criticizing, because anybody can criticize and it doesn't necessarily help. So here is my suggestion (also applicable in the US) - shift from encouraging business growth through tax breaks for investment windfalls, to encouraging growth though giving companies tax breaks for total income paid to domestic employees (up to say each employees first 100K dollars/pounds/euros yr). That's more sensible than basic income/dole.

    The counterargument is that it discourages automation, but I don't think that's true because evidently outsourcing beats automation anyway, and outsource destinations, China in particular, is automating anyway, so outsourcing effectively also leads to outsourcing R&D in automation. This can seen in LLM AI trends also, where LLM AI is the catalyst for offshoring jobs and the on-the-ground practical AI development and integration work that will take place where it is put into practice.

    I must mention though, how rational Sunak looked when compared to Boris and Truss, just in terms of being able to hold the rudder steady, even if the direction was off. Good luck to Starmer!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Banking !== Tech+jobs

      Offshoring manufacturing is key not only to huge growth for the wealth of the elites but also so we can reduce our CO2. We just shift it elsewhere and get a warm fuzzy feeling when we but cheap tat made in a sweatshop with no health and safety.

  11. PB90210 Silver badge

    Why did Sunsk hold his 'leaving do' outside in the rain rather than inside No10?

    Surely they haven't asked him to hand in his keys and lanyard already!

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Trollface

      He was asked about that by Nick Robinson on BBC Radio 4's Today programme this[yesterday] morning - he said that it was tradition for PMs to make important announcements outside the steps at 10 Downing St.

      And a £2.6million press briefing room goes unused

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downing_Street_Press_Briefing_Room

      1. Felonmarmer Silver badge

        If they used it for party purposes (like this election announcement), other than government purposes then they might have had let the opposition use it too for their announcements. That said use of a brolly and looking at the weather forecast should not have been beyond their powers (or maybe it is).

        1. Roj Blake Silver badge

          But they did use it for party purposes. During lockdown. With a suitcase full of wine from Waitrose.

          1. PB90210 Silver badge

            There is a picture doing the rounds of someone entering No10 earlier with Waitrose carrier bags...

            Wine for the leaving do?

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            They weren't parties! They were work events. Bojo the lying shagger said so.

        2. Julz

          If

          You look at the lectern (in downing. or is the drowning street...), when its a government announcement it has a government crest attached. When it isn't, it doesn't.

          1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

            Re: If

            I do hope the incoming lot will stop attaching stupid slogans to the lecturn.

  12. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Alert

    Scripted questions

    Not just at the Musk interview - he is asked questions by councillors from his party pretending to be workers at this place during his visit.

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/may/23/questioners-at-sunak-warehouse-speech-turn-out-to-be-tory-councillors-derbyshire-euros-wales

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Fucking arsehole

    He's going to loose massively anyway but why now. Was due to go away next week but now fucking can't because of the election, due to my partner being in an election department the timetable starts next week so holiday gets cancelled. Granted the government fully refund it but to rebook it will cost more. Was specifically going next week as it was discounted.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Fucking arsehole

      I’m pretty sure Sunak heard about your upcoming trip to the seaside.

      Called an election anyway!

      : 0

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    UK immigration

    Get the Goodies on the job.

    They can tow GB outside the 5 mile limit, making boat arrivals more difficult.

    Maybe somewhere mid Atlantic?

    1. Bebu
      Windows

      Re: UK immigration

      "Get the Goodies on the job.

      They can tow GB outside the 5 mile limit, making boat arrivals more difficult."

      Its a bit of a worry but I think I can remember that episode. :(

  15. Bebu
    Windows

    Singing in the Rain?

    As I have wondered previously how is it given the notorious reputation of english weather he wasn't accompanied by a minion bearing an umbrella (I note the french name for which is also the instruction manual)?

    No one left? In AU we have the observation for a contemptible bloke that "I wouldn't piss on him even if he were on fire."

    Sunak clearly didn't require that form of assistance as he was already drenched and I could have been said to be pissing on himself if only metaphorically.

    If he had said "Sorry people. Give me a minute while I pop indoors and grab a brolly" at least impression of a modicum of common sense might have been communicated.

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: Singing in the Rain?

      Sunak arrived on stage at about 8pm, still apparently wearing the rain-soaked trousers he had on while speaking outside Downing Street.

      https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/may/24/tory-mps-mull-over-their-fate-after-rishi-sunaks-election-call

      I guess his other pair of trousers must have been in the wash

    2. Roj Blake Silver badge

      Re: Singing in the Rain?

      Steve McLaren used an umbrella at a match when he was England manager.

      The subsequent "Wally with the Brolly" headlines now mean that no public figure will ever use one.

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    For what it's worth, I think Sunak is the best prime minister we've had in a long time. Mainly because all the other ones I can remember (40 years) have been incompetant, dishonest or downright criminal. I think he is a smart guy who is working really hard to get us out of the mess that his predesessors have put us in. Unfortunately he's going to lose the election because his own party members have already demonstrated that they won't vote for him because he has brown skin. They would rather have Liz Truss, who was so staggeringly inept that she almost bankrupted the country in the few weeks she was in power. And she still doesn't understand where she went wrong!

    So it seems like a foregone conclustion that we will end up with Keir Starrmer, who is frantically trying to back pedal on all the unrealistic promises he has made so that he won't have to live up to them. He seems like a nice enough guy, but he doesn't have a lot of ideas on how to solve the country's problems. His only real policy is to oppose everything the government does, which doesn't work so well when you become the government. But maybe it's better if he doesn't try to change too much, because big changes will ultimately end up costing us ordinary taxpayers big money. I'm more concerned about some of the people he brings with him Does anybody really think the Angela Rayner has the right temperament to be put in charge of anything important?

    And as for the other parties, they can promise anything they like because they know there is no chance that they will have to try and implement them. Their only actual function is to try and split the vote and they make their promises in order to try split it towards their desired outcome.

    I just wish there was a way I could vote for Rishi without voting for my local conversative MP, who swans around for photo opportunities while doing alsolutely nothing worthwhile for the local community. Frankly they are utterly useless and don't deserve a single vote.

    1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

      I think he is a smart guy who is working really hard to get us out of the mess that his predesessors have put us in. Unfortunately he's going to lose the election because his own party members have already demonstrated that they won't vote for him because he has brown skin.

      I kind of agree, and disagree. I don't think his skin colour has anything to do with it. He also lied his ass off when he announced the election.

      So it seems like a foregone conclustion that we will end up with Keir Starrmer, who is frantically trying to back pedal on all the unrealistic promises he has made so that he won't have to live up to them. He seems like a nice enough guy, but he doesn't have a lot of ideas on how to solve the country's problems.

      Also agree. But I also think both parties face much the same problem, ie internal divisions, plus the general clusterfunk we're in now. Both parties are busy infighting over policy direction and power. Then there's the general background. Brexit happened, yey, we regained sovereignty! But now can't blame Brussels as much and have to actually do something to both untangle legislation derived from Brussels, and manage UK Plc. So demonstrate they're actually fit to govern anything more than a whelk stand.

      Both parties have to figure out how to deal with the economy, immigration, welfare, housing, health, education etc etc and demonstrate that after taking control, they actually know how to drive. Both parties are pretty divided on these issues, and I think Labour more so given Starmer's Tory-lite faction vs the more traditional Labour bloc. Starmer's going to have to produce a manifesto now, and that will be interesting. Other excuses are also fading, ie blame Covid. That was a while ago now, and things have moved on. Other than various investigations showing how that was woefully mismanaged. Sunak announced falls in inflation, largely due to energy, but energy policy has also been a disaster. They're currently blaming Russia for that one, but the problem started long before. There may be some green shoots of recovery, ie the announcement that we're going to triple nuclear capacity, but Labour may can that and carry on tilting at windmills.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      I think Sunak is the best prime minister we've had in a long time.

      Which is a deeply depressing observation about the state of British politics.

  17. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

    Unicorn PM

    Alas, Rishi: You dashed for the rainbows, but now you barely sparkle in the twilight of your rule, and soon you will flutter off shyly.

    (Can't think of a way to squeeze the other three in. And, yes, I know Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are not unicorns.)

  18. Winkypop Silver badge

    Drowning Street

    He didn’t half look a prat standing there in the pouring rain.

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