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VMware by Broadcom’s breakup with its end-user compute products will enter a new phase next week, with cloudy service providers and customers both warned of imminent changes. Service providers who offer the old VMware’s Horizon range as a service have the worst of it: an email seen by The Register advises them that they have …

  1. Bebu Silver badge
    Windows

    Omnissa?

    «Being “aligned to our company purpose”»

    Not related to the Discworld's Omnia then? "A powerful and oppressive theocracy"

    1. Pascal Monett Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: Omnissa?

      It's Omnia's sister.

      And never forget the rule : beatings will continue until customer satisfaction improves.

      1. Paul Crawford Silver badge
        Gimp

        Re: Omnissa?

        Well known rule in some quarters...

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Omnissa?

          The Omnidirectional Space Situational Awareness (OmniSSA) system investigates synthetic All-Sky image construction using super-resolution and frame-stacking techniques to engage in detection, tracking, and state estimation research efforts.

          https://holzinger.gatech.edu

          OmniSSA | Prof. Marcus J. Holzinger

  2. daflibble

    Feels more like an Omnishamble to me

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      That's probably what the employees, customers, and partners said. Omnissa would have been the result of a bit of cosmetic work.

  3. TonyHoyle

    "Those folk were asked to describe end-user computing and the word Omnissa is the result."

    Those must be some expensive drugs they're on.

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