And the quality award goes to
40 years ago I worked in Germany for a couple of years and companies had to have some software installed to monitor access to data. This was a government requirement, and was audited.
This software kept getting awards for software quality. It has been installed at x thousand sites - and only a small number of defects were found - have an award!
They then changed the audit question from "Is it installed? " to "Is it installed and running", and the answer went from yes to no.
If you enabled it, and ran with it, it killed performance.
When customer's turned it on, it had so many bugs, the government eventually removed the question from the audit ( because their systems stopped working)
10 years ago I was doing an audit on a customer system, and asked if a security feature was turned on. They said yes. I then asked to see the reports, and they did not know how to do this. No one had been given the job to process records and produce reports. It was always another department's job.
Hanlon's razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.