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Meta, Microsoft, X, and Match Group are piling on Apple in support of Epic Games' ongoing legal battle over the Cupertino giant's stranglehold on its App Store. The consortium of tech behemoths has formally requested [PDF] permission to file an amicus brief in support of Epic Games' motion to enforce an injunction that could …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    and my axe!

    That I smashed on the ring in the last scene, but managed to quickly repair while you lot were chatting.

    1. Aladdin Sane

      Re: and my axe!

      Why carry only one axe when you could carry two?

      1. Groo The Wanderer Silver badge

        Re: and my axe!

        Why, with a proper bag of carrying, you could carry a half dozen that are designed to shatter on impact for visual effect!

  2. cyberdemon Silver badge
    Coffee/keyboard

    Facebook, Microsoft.. Suing for anticompetitive walled-garden practices?

    Pot, meet frying pan, skillet and kettle

  3. Groo The Wanderer Silver badge

    Cue the great tech-bro ego pissing match! Grab your popcorn and your favourite beverage - this one is going to be fun!

    1. captain veg Silver badge

      Let them sue one other into oblivion. Jarndyce v. Jarndyce made real.

      -A.

      1. aerogems Silver badge

        It's the trial of the century! Everyone vs Everyone!

  4. Jason Hindle Silver badge

    "And my gun," replied the Federal government just a few minutes ago.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Monopolists vs monopolists. Nauseatingly hypocritical on all sides.

    1. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
      Happy

      Letthemfight.jpg

      Hypocrisy is expected. Everyone is looking out for their own self-interest, as business demands. Any pretense to having a moral high ground is strictly performative.

  6. DS999 Silver badge

    Does Microsoft really want to get into this

    Given that they are taking the same 30% share for Xbox? They lowered it to 12% for their PC gaming store a couple years ago, and supposedly discussed doing it for Xbox but it would have cost them billions.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Is Apple becoming HP with its printer-cartrige model?

    The best anti-monopoly measure could be banning acquisitions once a company has reached certain size. Or acquired company price cannot be larger than x relative to the larger company capitalization. Would this stimulate competition and innovation?

  8. captain veg Silver badge

    inevitably crap car metaphor follows

    Apple makes a car. It's pricey but really good, and, especially, it works brilliantly well with iThing devices. And hardly at all with anyone else's. But that doesn't really matter, because you can only run it on iPetrol.

    Unrealistic.

    Apple makes an electric car. It's pricey but pretty good. Works well with iThings. USP is that you can charge it really quickly, but only from Apple's own charging points.

    Other electricity suppliers realise that they can make the same rapid chargers and turn a fair profit at prices seriously lower. Apple responds with a software update, and bumps up the leccy price.

    -A.

    1. captain veg Silver badge

      Re: inevitably crap car metaphor follows

      Hey, el Reg, I should really like that that downvoters had to post some kind of justification or explanation. You know, something to actually engage with.

      See below for why.

      -A.

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