back to article Iranian charged over attacks against US defense contractors, government agencies

The US Department of Justice has unsealed an indictment accusing an Iranian national of a years-long campaign that compromised hundreds of thousands of accounts and attempting to infiltrate US defense contractors and multiple government agencies. It's alleged [PDF] that Alireza Shafie Nasab and his co-conspirators, while doing …

  1. Lurko

    He's in Iran!

    Now where's my $10m?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: He's in Iran!

      "Terms and Conditions apply" meaning, "We never intended on paying you off, and will use the T&C-excuse to say, 'No money for you.'"

  2. HuBo
    Pint

    That super-sexy نظام جمهوری اسلامی ایران

    "generally posing as women"

    Outstanding hook-in tactic to catch the lonely testosteroonis!

    (RT used this profusely with bavarian beer maids, and tanned G-stringed snowboarding girls in Sochi, ... all Potemkin)

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