back to article Husqvarna ports Doom to a robot lawnmower – not, thankfully, its chainsaws

Swedish garden appliance maker Husqvarna has ported Doom to one of its robotic lawn mowers. Come April 9, owners of the NERA series in Husqvarna's Automower range will be able to use a companion app to upload the seminal first-person shooter to their grass-scything machines. The NERA boasts a small screen and a "jog wheel" …

  1. ChoHag Silver badge

    Play fair? In Doom?

  2. xyz Silver badge

    I'm a Stihl bloke

    I have 1 Husqvarna thing and it's shite and I'm pretty sure Husqvarna has been badge engineering for a while now. Anyway, given that both Husqvarna and Stihl seem to have decided that the domestic market is where growth will come from, I presume everything will be app connected, battery powered and probably come with cup holders soon (for your coffee from your Husqvarna or Stihl coffee machine).

    Mind you I haven't bought anything Stihl since their designers got new CAD software and everything got made with sexy corners, which is a health and safety hazard when your trying to start a chainsaw on a wet, freezing January morning.

    Bought a Makita telescopic pole chainsaw last week and it's the nads.

    1. David 132 Silver badge
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      Re: I'm a Stihl bloke

      I got a Milwaukee Fuel electric chainsaw and bush trimmer saw (stop sniggering at the back there!) in last year’s Good Friday sale and I am rather impressed. The 8Ah battery does a really good job of cutting through even thick tree-trunks and it’s lovely to not have to faff around with premix and a persnickety doesn’t-want-to-start gas chainsaw.

      1. munnoch Silver badge

        Re: I'm a Stihl bloke

        My Husky is a horrible starter when warm and has a tendency to stall, usually when you are precariously balanced half way up a tree. I've since discovered the trick to getting it to start is to pull gently until you feel the the piston compress and then give it a very sharp tug (oh err missus).

        The Ryobi multi-function thing on the other hand, the one that gets absolutely hammered by online reviews saying its difficult to start, always starts on the button, even with last year's fuel, but you must follow the starting procedure *to the letter*.

    2. Casca Silver badge

      Re: I'm a Stihl bloke

      Ah no.

    3. jake Silver badge

      Re: I'm a Stihl bloke

      "Mind you I haven't bought anything Stihl since their designers got new CAD software and everything got made with sexy corners"

      You'll never have to buy new again, just keep the old one in good shape. OEM parts should be available from Stihl into the foreseeable future.

      Nearly 50 years ago I bought a Stihl 031av for firewood, limbing, brush cutting and other light duty use. I've replaced the bar a couple times, the carb once, the ignition is now transistorized, and I've rebuilt the powerhead a couple times. She starts second pull on a cold morning after a month off. It wasn't the cheapest saw on the market, but I'm still using it in my firewood shed. Not a bad TCO, that.

      1. Zimmer
        Joke

        Re: I'm a Stihl bloke

        That sounds like the equivalent of *Trigger's Broom*....

        1. A. Coatsworth Silver badge
          Joke

          Re: I'm a Stihl bloke

          Yup, I was wondering if the chainsaw was used for Greek shipbuilding...

          1. jake Silver badge

            Re: I'm a Stihl bloke

            My family has my great-grandfather's kindling hatchet sitting next to the wood stove. It's on its sixth head[0] and 13th handle. My dad started calling it Theseus's axe before I was born.

            [0] The original, out of the Sears catalogue in 1897, followed by hand-forged replacements made by Great Grandfather, Grampa, Dad, me, and my daughter. The grand daughter (almost a teenager) has already learned how to forge coat hooks, hinges & the like, so I'm sure she'll continue the tradition.

        2. jake Silver badge

          Re: I'm a Stihl bloke

          Arkwright's brush, Shirley.

    4. Zarno

      Re: I'm a Stihl bloke

      Makita happens to have a coffee machine, the DCM501Z.

      James Hoffmann did a video on it, titled "The Makita Coffee Machine: A Bizarre Battery-Powered Brewer"

      If I remember right the takeaway was it worked, and it worked in places you would never think to brew coffee before, or such places where Elven Safety didn't allow fire or extension whips.

      Be warned, there is a chance you go down a rabbit hole watching all the rest of his stuff.

  3. Inventor of the Marmite Laser Silver badge

    Coup de grass

    That's all.

  4. David 132 Silver badge
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    I’m sceptical.

    Space marines on a lawnmower? Sounds like astro-turfing.

  5. Andy Non Silver badge
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    Well those folks

    at Husqvarna certainly don't let the grass grow under their feet.

  6. jake Silver badge

    The last thing I want ...

    ...on a piece of equipment of that nature is video game capability.

    Come to think of it, I'm not all that interested in a video display on a lawn mower at all. How much will it cost to replace when (not if!) it dies? I'm absolutely certain that it will refuse to start without it ... which is a rather loud "HELL, NO!" in my book. Even louder if it has to connect home via the Internet to run ...

  7. Sceptic Tank Silver badge
    Black Helicopters

    So on 9/10, expect a few garden gnomes mowed down when the lawnmower controls suddenly started doing strange normal things.

  8. Eclectic Man Silver badge
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    REAPER MAN

    It bodes badly I tells Ye!

    Reminded me of the late, great Sir Terry Pratchett's DIscworld novel 'Reaper Man'. The original DEATH was satisfied with a scythe, HE considered his job to require the personal touch. The new DEATH, OTOH went mechanised ...

    Is Husqvarna entering the Killer Robot market?

    Now, where's that 3/8ths Gripley?

  9. Plest Silver badge
    Happy

    Perfection!

    Every time I see one of these stories it's a testament to the cultural impact of DOOM on gaming and how cool Romero and Carmack's tech genuinely was back in the day.

    Pick up a copy of Romero's autobiography, it's an incredible read for an techie nerd.

  10. ShortLegs

    I give about 3 months before some MBA-wielding fuckwit in Marketing thinks "hey, we need to add AI to this, its the new best thing".

    motorised death machine driven by a learning algorithm fed on Doom. What could possibly go wrong?

    1. Ochib

      Well the BOFH had a run in (or two) with a motorised death machine a few years ago

      1. Anonymous Custard Silver badge
        Devil

        As long as they don't learn IDDQD, IDKFA and most appropriately IDCLIP...

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Glad to see everybody has avoided the obvious sort of comment

    "Husqvarna: helping you to mow down the demons".

    1. David 132 Silver badge
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      Re: Glad to see everybody has avoided the obvious sort of comment

      Beyond that, there's plenty of potential for cutting remarks here though...

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Ok, so can we now get a special editition Svartpilen?

    Forget the 3.6hp of the 545 Mark II chainsaw

    I want to play on the dash of the 74hp motorcycle...

  13. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

    I want to play on the dash of the 74hp motorcycle...

    Someone has a deathwish..

    1. jake Silver badge

      On the bright side, it's one way of getting the squids off the road.

  14. T. F. M. Reader

    A useful feature

    It should be easier - and maybe cheaper - to entice the neighbours' kid to mow your lawn...

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: A useful feature

      If you want your neighbor's kid taking out your peonies along with the grass.

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